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God does not support shit...stop praying to HIM!

Nwele tawa mba

Your cook can poison you In April last year, two cooks, who are nationals of Benin Republic, Victor Hounkpe and David Amusu, poisoned their employer’s meal so as to cart away valuable items from the house. The cooks identified as Victor Hounkpe and David Amusu were arrested by the Lagos State Police Command after poisoning their employers’ meal in the Lekki area of the state. Their ordeal began on Wednesday, April 22, when 34-year-old Victor Hounkpe, allegedly poisoned a vegetable soup he prepared for the family. Shortly after consuming the poisonous soup, the husband, Nwogu Chinaka, reportedly started complaining of severe stomach ache and collapsed, and was taken to a nearby hospital by his wife, Omowunmi. The wife also collapsed at the hospital gate after complaining of severe stomach pain. Both couple were said to have been treated in the same hospital. The security guards and other domestic workers who ate the poisoned meal also became unconscious and were hospitalised. Both Hounkpe and Amusu were said to have fled the house. When the police eventually caught them, the cook, Victor Hounkpe, a Beninoise,confessed that the plan was to inject poison into the food of his boss and his entire household and later steal his belongings. Hounkpe, who was placed on a monthly salary of N50,000, confessed that his friend, the couple’s former cook, was his accomplice in the dastardly act.

The litany of woes The cases of Nigerians killed or robbed by their domestic staff are rampant. About a year ago, the Orekoya family on Lawanson Road, Surulere, Lagos employed a house-help who later disappeared with their three children a day after she was employed. The house-help was reportedly contracted via OLX, an online sales portal. The house-help had applied and a day after getting the job, she hit the family and disappeared with their three children. But for the grace of God in the life of men, those children would have been history. The three kids were later found in an uncompleted building at Akowonjo, an Egbeda area of the metropolis of Lagos state. Police authorities claimed that the kidnappers abandoned the kids in the building when they knew that the police were closing in on them. In her confessional statement to the police, the house- help claimed she was allegedly pushed into the act by her husband. According to her, the family runs a kidnapping business, adding that her husband was the head of the gang. When she was paraded at the Lagos State Police Command Headquarters in Ikeja, she said it was the second time she was involved in the abduction of children in the state. She said the first was the kidnapping of two kids in the Magodo area of Lagos State. A member of the family of the kidnapped victims alleged that the couple paid millions of naira as ransom before the kids were freed. Just recently, a driver to a Port Harcourt-based lawyer identified as Jerry Igiri was arrested by operatives of the Rivers State Police Command for kidnapping his employer’s four-year-old son. After committing the crime, the driver still had the effrontery to join a search party that tried without success for 17 days to locate the boy he handed over to his kidnap gang. The boy was taken away inside their house while her mother was preparing his lunch after he arrived from school. The driver had handed the four-year-old boy to a lady, who is a member of the kidnap gang and immediately, pretended to be sleeping in his employer’s car while the mother, Mrs. Tenelor searched for her child around the compound to no avail. The family was lucky. The police suspected foul play and worked on it. The driver confessed to the woman that he arranged the kidnap of her son, blaming his action on the work of the devil. He had worked with Mrs Tenelor for four years and was trusted. The family never knew he was bidding his time. Last December, one Solomon Michael, a driver and suspected kidnapper confessed that he robbed and plotted the kidnap of his boss, one Alhaja Modupe Idris, a business tycoon in Idumota and her sister, Alhaja Risikat Laminu. The suspect who was paraded at the Lagos State Police command, Ikeja alongside four others told the police that four others assisted him in executing the plot. Solomon Michael had arranged with his gang to trail Alhaja Modupe from her shop to Surulere area in Lagos, at 9:30p.m, where they hit her vehicle from the back, feigning an accident. Immediately her driver, Michael, stopped the vehicle to check the extent of damage the accident caused, the gang struck, robbed and kidnapped Alhaja Modupe, her sister, Alhaja Laminu and her housemaid, who were inside a black Toyota SUV with number plate-LSR871BM. They were said to have also collected N1.2 million and other valuables from her before taking them to a bush somewhere at Ijebu-Ode area. In his confession to the police, Michael said, “I plotted to rob and kidnap my boss because she was maltreating me...” In Calabar, an alleged attempt by one Mr Hope Akpan , driver to the owner of TUNS 7 showroom in Calabar, Mr. Tunde Osisanya, to kidnap his boss failed. Akpan, who allegedly arranged the kidnap of Osisanya was later picked up at Ugep, Yakurr Local Government Area, with another member of his gang. Luckily, Osisanya miraculously escaped after an armed gang of three in collaboration with his driver attempted to kidnap him. Osisanya and his driver were going somewhere when suddenly, the driver stopped on the road in the broad-day light pretending that the car had developed fault. He went out of the driver’s seat, opened the trunk of the car and came back to his seat. A group of boys suddenly jumped into the vehicle, dragged the owner of the car out and tried to force him into the trunk of the car. They threatened to shoot him, but after all efforts to force him into the car trunk failed, they brought him back to the back seat and at gun point, forced him into the back seat of the car. While this was happening, the driver did not bother to engage the gear. It was after he knew that the assailants had forced Osasanya in that he moved the car. But divine intervention helped him escape while the group drove off with his car and valuables. The car was spotted the next day somewhere in Ugep, Yakurr LGA, after the attention of natives was drawn to strange boys and a vehicle parked in an uncompleted building. They were all arrested and they made confessional statements to the police.

More to come....stay tuned

Trust ye not in A FRIEND, put ye not confidence in a guide: keep the doors of thy mouth from her that lieth in thy bosom. For the son dishonoureth the father, the daughter riseth up against her mother, the daughter in law against her mother in law; a man’s enemies are those of his own house. – Micah 7: 5-8
How would you rate the man at your gate, who opens your gate every morning as you drive out and every night as you drive in? What can you say of the man that drives you, the one that drives your spouse and your children to and from school. Who serves you food everyday? Who are the people in your home: the washerman, the plumber, the electrician? Who are the friends who visit you or your children? Their lesson teacher at home and all the others that you trust so much. When the former Vice-Chancellor of the Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA), 78-year-old Professor Albert Ilemobade was declared missing, nobody imagined he was butchered by those of his own house-hold. Nobody imagined his lifeless body would be found decomposing inside the garage of his Ijapo Estate, Akure home. Nobody imagined Prof. Ilemobade was killed by two of his domestic workers, his former driver Olayemi Bamitale and the security guard Daniel Ita. The duo admitted strangling the ex-FUTA VC to death with the aim of stealing his recently purchased Toyota RAV 4 SUV. In their confessions, they admitted calling out the old man from his window and he came out through the kitchen. They told him a fire outbreak had occurred and immediately he came out, one of his domestic staff pounced on him and strangled him till he died. They dropped his body at the store near the car park so that people would not see. The above narration is a familiar scenario in the Nigeria society. They are in every home. The cook. The gardener. The driver. The house keeper. The maiguard. And so on. Some are good. Some are bad. Others are ugly. They also include the pastor you trust so much and allow into your home. Your children’s’ teachers. Visiting relatives. Or even a live-in-lover, etc. The ‘house-help’, ‘domestic’ or ‘servant’ has become synonymous with most elite families in Nigeria. These people who work behind closed doors in private homes carrying out domestic chores including cleaning of rooms and furniture, washing of clothes and plates, preparing food, running errands and escorting their employers’ children to and from school’. But Nigerians go for them with a reckless abandon. In these days when both the man and his wife struggle for space in the boardroom, the family is left at the mercy of these strangers. Professor Ilemobade was not the only victim of his own employees.

All this for some f**king virgins ...smh!

The dictionary sef..goes wif transformation kus change is reversible depending on d change tho...so wats ur take?

wish GEJ was ruling...things seems to be happening so fast.., I prefer slow motion. #nostonespls

Lol...fine finer finest

maleekfrenzy:
This is outrageous..so confused..

confused?...that's an understatement in buhari's era.
News flash!! A piece of Tomato costs more Dan two apples

By LAIDE AKINBOADE ORIERE
ABUJA - The Federal Government has scrapped post-
Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations, UTME, as a
pre-condition to gaining admission into universities in
the country.
The government and stakeholders in education sector
also pegged 180 as benchmark for 2016 admission into
universities, polytechnics and colleges of education to
improve quality of education in Nigeria.
These decisions were reached at the 2016 Combined
Policy Meeting on Admissions to Universities,
Polytechnics and other higher institutions in Nigeria.
The Minister of Education , Malam Adamu Adamu,
while declaring open the meeting, said since the federal
government and stakeholders had confidence in the
examinations conducted by the Joint Admissions and
Matriulation Board, JAMB, there was no need for other
examinations to be conducted by universities after
JAMB exams.
He said: "As far as I am concerned, the nation has
confidence in what JAMB is doing, the universities
should not be holding another examinations and if the
universities have any complain against JAMB, let them
bring it and then we address it.
''But if JAMB is qualified enough to conduct tests and
they have conducted test, then there will be no need to
conduct another test for students to gain admission.www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/fg-scraps-post-utme/

I might b a chicken..but can't die for no BIAFRA!..

who e epp

All that glitters is SHORT!!

Scientists always looking nerdy and crazy

still laffing

Cnt stop laffing jare, still seeing tomatoes #50 in my dreams

missNGLatest:
http://www.punchng.com/suspect-steals-motorcycle-foursquare-sunday-service/

Choi!...and I posted this earlier ...lalasticlala y did thou forsake me?

The congregation at the Foursquare Gospel Church, Magboro, Ogun State, were stunned on Sunday after a suspected thief sneaked into the church and stole a motorcycle belonging to one of the worshippers.



But for the alertness of security guards on the church premises, the suspect would have escaped with the motorcycle.

According to Punch who narrated the incident, it was gathered that the guards were said to have mobilised some other motorcycle riders in the church, who gave the suspect a chase and arrested him as he was about riding onto the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

Upon his arrest, the suspect, who identified himself as Raymon and later Ramoni, said he took to robbery because he was hungry.

Policemen from the Ibafo division were later invited to take him away.

A member of the church, Ogungbola Adenekan, said the incident happened around 1pm while the men’s fellowship was on.

He said, “The service was about rounding off when some ushers who knew the owner of the motorcycle came into the church. They asked the man if he gave anybody permission to take his motorcycle away and he said no.

Smiler11:
Please get your facts well. Whats d name of the said Catholic church?

Sorry bou d@...

It is being reported that the Nigerian army invaded a Catholic church in Nkpor, Anambra state today 30 May at 1 AM and opened fire on more than 500 family members of the indigenous people of Biafra who were reportedly lodged in the church prior to the commencement of the remembrance of their fallen Heroes. At least two were recorded dead and huge number of others seriously injured with unkown numbers taken away by the military. UPDATED: The Nigeria army as we report are reportedly shooting at the peaceful IPOB members at Nkpor, many dead and others seriously injured.

The election of a former head of state as president in 2015 made Nigerians very optimistic that effective governance would start immediately after President Muhammadu Buhari was sworn-in. The expectation was heightened when the incoming government vowed to bring change. However, it took a while for the administration to constitute a cabinet, shortly after that, it signed the budget on May 6, 2016. So many things went rapidly downhill. Many companies closed shop and hundreds of thousands of jobs were lost. Many manufacturing outfits operated below capacity. The organised private sector and concerned economic watchers frequently implored the Buhari regime to unfold its economic policies and direction to enable investors make informed decisions. It came to a head when in February 2016, Nobel Laureate Prof Wole Soyinka, urged the Presidency to call an emergency conference to address the nation’s dwindling economic fortunes. The past one year, however, recorded giant strides in the war against terror, as the Boko Haram insurgents were encircled in Sambisa Forest. The war is far from over, but there is light at the end of the tunnel as the military continues to liberate more enclaves and free captives from the terrorists. Unfortunately,just as the military is degrading the capability of Boko Haram new fronts of instability opened up, with the upsurge of the separatist agitations of the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra IPOB, the attacks of armed herdsmen on indigenous communities around the central and southern states, as well as the return of militancy in the Niger Delta through the activities of the Niger Delta Avengers. The regime also put a lot of effort on the war on corruption, with emphasis on the forceful return of stolen or misappropriated federal funds by officials of the former President Goodluck Jonathan government and their associates. On the whole, this regime’s approach to governance has been inchoate and lacking in direction and purpose. Perhaps, this owes to the fact that it is a totally new regime run by a new ruling party. Coming at a time of a grave economic downturn did not help matters. We hope the second year will see a lot more action in infrastructural development. We hope there will be more engagement with the people and less emphasis on the military approach which is alien to our democratic setting. We hope that the second year will bring the change promised Nigerians, to heal the multiple injuries of electricity and fuel price hikes as well as the free fall of the value of the Naira. We expect the economic diversification programme and creation of jobs to put money in the pockets of the ordinary people. We hope for a better second year.

Cnt stop laffing...hohohoho!!!

Missonas:
Walai as I see am I say our govt hospitals they try

I swear most patients go dey chop bread for dream, for reality na PILLOW..

That pillow sha.

Chucky oya gimme FP!.. Lol...many would hv forgotten the devil itsef

Six pieces of tomatoes =1k..wth!!this is not CHANGE!!.. Its STrANGE!!but true..#wakawakabuhari where @ thou??

I still remember d pepper sellers voice... 'oga na 4 for #500 sai baba'

MR TOLANI TOLA.. Tall or short..we all still eat,drink,shit and die one day. #jstsaying