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Silvio Gazzaniga, creator of the FIFA World Cup™ Trophy, passed away today in his home city of Milan at the age of 95. “It’s with great sadness that I learned of the death of Silvio Gazzaniga,” FIFA President Gianni Infantino said. “He was the creator of a trophy, which is the most beautiful emblem that FIFA could dream of having as a prize. The World Cup is a mythic object for the players and for all football lovers. We will be eternally grateful, I express my condolences by joining the pain of the family.” After Brazil were allowed to keep the Jules Rimet trophy in 1970 following their third World Cup triumph, a new prize was needed for the most prestigious tournament in global football. FIFA received 53 proposals from seven different countries for a new trophy, before opting for Gazzaniga’s design. Silvio Gazzaniga “The lines spring out from the base, rising in spirals, stretching out to receive the world,” said the artist of his work, an 18-carat solid gold trophy weighing approximately six kilograms. “From the remarkable dynamic tensions of the compact body of the sculpture rise the figures of two athletes at the stirring moment of victory.” The first country to lift the new trophy aloft was Germany FR at the 1974 edition on home soil. As an Italian, Gazzaniga remembered particularly keenly his homeland winning the trophy he had made in 1982: “There were countless people rejoicing in the streets. It looked like they’d gone mad.” Unlike the Jules Rimet trophy, the original FIFA World Cup Trophy remains permanently in FIFA’s possession, with the winners awarded a replica. “A work of art is a bit like one’s child, as it’s a creation,” said Gazzaniga, who primarily designed medals and trophies as an artist, in an interview once. “And I’m not just talking about the World Cup: the same is true for everything I did.” His legacy will continue to live on for many more years as a prize for the most successful football players on the planet. FIFA.com www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/world-cup-trophy-sculptor-gazzaniga-dead/
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got me thinking... is this really Scooby??. those years queuing to watch Scooby doo
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after na ur liver will go haywire,... drinking all d time |
Canadian smart maker, BlackBerry Limited has added flavor in the smart phone market with the introduction of most secured Android smartphones in its stable, the DTEK60 series which is expected to gain market attention with finger print advantage Following BlackBerry’s transition towards a device software licensing strategy which allows it to focus on putting “the smart in the phone” the DTEK60’s hardware is manufactured by TCL and comes equipped with the trusted security software BlackBerry is known for. The device is now available for sale at ShopBlackBerry in North America and Europe and will roll out to other regions in coming weeks. The product is the second device in the DTEK series of Android smartphones. It provides enterprises and organizations with full access to the Android ecosystem and higher-end specs to help power productivity. It comes equipped with all the security features that BlackBerry’s Android OS devices have, including best-in-class security patching and the DTEK by BlackBerry app that allows users to monitor and control their privacy on their phone. Speaking on the smart device, , Ralph Pini, Chief Operating Officer and General Manager of Mobility Solutions at BlackBerry, said that, “With the DTEK60, BlackBerry continues to focus on our strengths: state-of-the-art software and security solutions. When you see our logo it means security, from our class-leading enterprise software to devices secured by BlackBerry software”. Features of the device *Fingerprint Sensor: For quick and convenient turn on and unlock, the BlackBerry Fingerprint Sensor provides added security for unlocking your phone, accessing Password Keeper and making purchases – including Android Pay. Add up to five fingerprints which are fully encrypted with security you can trust. * BlackBerry Intelligent Keyboard: DTEK60 has a smart keyboard designed to learn from users and increase typing accuracy and speed. It provides word suggestions as you type and includes up to three languages, letting you flick them into place for faster conversations. * BlackBerry Hub: This unified inbox is an irreplaceable tool for consolidating all of your messages in one place – whether it is email, calendar, social or phone calls. *Customizable BlackBerry Convenience Key: With the press of a button, the Convenience Key provides quick access to your most used applications and more. * Stunning Screen: DTEK60 has a 5.5” Quad HD display, capable of displaying 16 million colors. The screen is made of scratch-resistant glass and features a specialized oleophobic coating to protect against smudges and fingerprints. * Expandable Memory: With support for micro SD cards up to 2 TB, DTEK60 provides the flexibility to add affordable and hot-swappable memory to download, install, capture and share as your needs evolve. *Dazzling Camera: DTEK60 is engineered to deliver professional-looking photos with an 8MP front facing camera and a 21MP auto-focus rear camera. Plus, features like Phase Detection Auto Focus and a dual-tone LED flash are designed to help the camera focus instantly and accurately for a blur-free, realistic looking photos, even in low light. *Long Lasting Battery: DTEK60 packs a 3000 mAh battery with enough power to withstand up to 24 hours of mixed use. The device also comes equipped with the security and productivity features that past Android for BlackBerry devices have included: * Rapid Security Patching: BlackBerry has a record of being the quickest to deliver security patches, setting the bar in incident response and patch management to protect your device from malicious threats. DTEK by BlackBerry App: Enables users to automatically monitor their OS and apps to know when their privacy could be at risk and to take action to improve it. The DTEK app also monitors applications and notifies you when someone is: taking pictures or videos without your knowledge, turning your microphone on, sending a text message, or accessing your contacts or location. *Hardware Root of Trust: BlackBerry uses a proprietary technique that adds security from the start, allowing for the tracking, verification and provisioning of the DTEK60. *Secure Boot Process: Starting with the root of trust, each stage of DTEK60’s secure boot chain must first verify that the next component is fully intact before proceeding, ensuring your device has not been tampered with since the last restart. * Android OS hardening: BlackBerry provides additional security patches, improves upon Android’s native Address Space Layout Randomization and reduces the number of system applications and services running with elevated permissions. This makes it more difficult for attackers to compromise the OS. * FIPS 140-2 Compliant Full Disk Encryption: Protects your private information, like pictures or bank information, from being stolen if you were to lose your phone. * Android for Work and Google Play for Work: Allows for fast, simple and secure integration with an enterprise environment as well as easy access to numerous rich business and IT-managed apps. *Full Enterprise Mobility Management Support: DTEK60 supports BlackBerry’s powerful suite of EMM applications and secure productivity solutions, including: WatchDox by BlackBerry for secure file-sharing, Good Work for business-class email and collaboration tools, Strong Authentication by BlackBerry as a VPN solution, SecuSUITE for Enterprise for secure voice and instant messaging communication, BBM Protected for encrypted messaging and BES12 for secure cross-platform management. www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/blackberry-dtek60-gain-market-attention-finger-print-sensor-advantage/
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it's a pity u wouldn't c dis Xmas...RIP ..lost ma dad earlier too. |
could not finish it..what were they saying ![]() |
CUCU TINS.... KNOW WARAM SAYING. ![]()
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Ado Ekiti-Governor Ayodele Fayose, has described the recognition of Mr. Jimoh Ibrahim as the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party for the November 26 governorship poll in Ondo State by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as dangerous to democracy. Fayose who said the action of INEC was an indication that the Ondo State governorship election has been rigged in advance by the All Progressive Congress. Accusing the All Progressives Congress (APC) of turning the INEC into its department and willing tool that can be deployed at will to manipulate election in advance, Fayose said recognising someone who did not emerge through any known electoral process signalled the end of democracy in the country. INEC had on Thursday published the names of governorship candidates and their parties in Ondo, where it replaced the name of Mr Eyitayo Jegede from the Ahmed Makarfi’s faction and replaced with Ibrahim, who emanated from Ali Modu Sheriff faction. At a press conference in Ado Ekiti on Friday, Fayose said the recognition granted Ibrahim had further confirmed his fear that the APC had the intention of turning the country into a one-party state. Fuming over the controversy, Fayose said: “The question to ask INEC is; having accepted the candidate presented by the Malkarfi-led PDP National Caretaker Committee for the Edo State election, relying on the judgment of the Federal High Court, Port-Harcourt, despite the Abuja Federal High Court order at that time, what has changed? Obviously, it is either INEC is playing double-standard or has descended into the arena. “With the development in Ondo Guber election and the decision of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), it is clear that INEC is a department in APC led federal government. By this development also, I am vindicated that other political parties and stakeholders are now contesting election against INEC. “Obviously, INEC at every election adopts new strategy to procure undue victory for the APC and it appears that the agenda to turn Nigeria to a one-party state is daily being ruthlessly pursued by these elements not minding if democracy and our country are destroyed”. Fayose contended that with the alleged desperation of the APC cabal and its INEC collaborators, that Nigeria and Nigerians face a serious hopelessness, adding that he was convinced that the future is bleak if nothing is done to stop this monster. He said he had earlier warned that the present APC-led federal government will muzzle all sectors , including the judiciary and electoral commission and that his prediction is gradually coming to the fore. “ I have warned and I am still warning that there is danger ahead in all sectors, especially the economy, health, security, and most importantly, the electoral process. “However, I must say that I am not disappointed but it will be and remain on record that I warned Nigerians. “Also, Nigerians should be reminded of how the defunct National Party of Nigeria (NPN) tried in 1983 to annexed all States in Nigeria to itself by turning the then Federal Electoral Commission (FEDECO) to an arm of the party. Result of the NPN’s rape on our democracy was the collapse of democracy then. “The question is; who will save Nigeria from this tyranny and dictatorship? The way these people are going, Nigerians may wake up into the suspension of the National Assembly and the Constitution sooner than later. Even democratic structures in the 36 States might not be spared”. Fayose said with INEC alleged biased disposition that it is evidently clear that the judiciary has been badly muzzled and harassed to submission. He called on the progressives to be courageous enough to rise against this perceived unabated impunity, saying they would realise that no one will be spared the moment this emerging fascism is left unchallenged. www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/ondo-election-apc-inec-out-to-kill-democracy-fayose-alleges/
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north and blasts be like cucumber and Le****** |
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Three Pastors of the Living Faith Church also known as Winners Chapel at Isheri Olofin area of Lagos state are engrossed in serious fight over the sharing of N16.5m realized from the purchase of some parcel of land and property by the church in Lagos.www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/pastors-fight-dirty-n16-5m-church-land-commission/
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Billiondoe:think of the recession ma dear |
Sapele— A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State. Fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’ The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.” www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/crashed-flying-benin-uk-says-man-found-sapele-river/
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ABEOKUTA —The Minister of Industry, Trade and Investment, Dr. Okechukwu Enalamah, yesterday, said the results of the efforts by the President Muhammadu Buhari-led administration will surprise Nigerians in 2017.www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/buhari-will-surprise-nigerians-2017-trade-minister/
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A baby girl from Lewisville, Texas, has been “born” for the second time after she was taken out of her mother’s womb for 20 minutes for life-saving surgery, the BBC reports. The baby was removed from the womb at just four months old for the 20 minutes operation after which she was put back in the womb. At 16 weeks pregnant, Margaret Hawkins Boemer discovered her daughter, Lynlee Hope, had a tumour on her spine. Baby Lynlee weighed just 1lb 3oz (0.53kg) when surgeons opened the womb. The tumour, known as a ‘sacrococcygeal teratoma’, was diverting blood from the foetus, risking a fatal heart failure. Mrs Boemer had originally been expecting twins, but lost one of her babies before the second trimester. She was initially advised to terminate her pregnancy entirely before doctors at Texas Children’s Fetal Center suggested the risky surgery. The tumour and the unborn baby were almost the same size by the time the operation was performed. Lynlee was given a 50% chance of survival. Mrs Boemer told CNN: “At 23 weeks, the tumour was shutting her heart down and causing her to go into cardiac failure, so it was a choice of allowing the tumour to take over her body or giving her a chance at life. “It was an easy decision for us: We wanted to give her life.” ‘Her heart stopped’ Doctor Darrell Cass of Texas Children’s Fetal Centre was one of the team who carried out the surgery. He said the tumour had been so large that a “huge” incision was required to reach it, leaving the baby “hanging out in the air”. Lynlee’s heart virtually stopped during the procedure but a heart specialist kept her alive while most of the tumour was removed, he added. The team then placed her back in her mother’s womb and sewed her uterus up. Mrs Boemer spent the next 12 Weeks on bedrest, and Lynlee entered the world for the second time on 6 June. She was born via Caesarean at almost full term, weighing 5Ib and 5oz, and named after both of her grandmothers. When Lynlee was eight days old, a further operation helped remove the rest of the tumour from her tailbone. www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/baby-girl-born-twice-texas/
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BiafraudExposed:pls don't kill the baby |
11. No time to waste Once you finally get food, you lose sense of all of your surroundings. There’s no time to waste. You just want to shove everything in at once.
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10. When biscuit cannot help your condition
Sometimes, all you want is food and snacks cannot do the work.
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9. Eat what is bigger than you
Hunger can make some people eat
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8. How a hungry Nigerian eats chicken By the time a hungry man attacks the chicken, you’ll be looking for the bones.
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7. Scrap every last bit of food Some people will make sure no single grain of rice is left in the plate. Some would even make use of their tongue.
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6. Anywhere, any position is just fine When the food comes, some Nigerians can eat it standing, walking or squatting. Their environment does not even matter.
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5. Your enemy becomes your friend When someone you’re mad at offers you food and it becomes so impossible to stay mad at them.
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4. Garri to the rescue Garri always seems to be the perfect savior at the time of hunger. Some will even leave the garri to swell very well before taking it.
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3. The weird food combination Some people can come up with the strangest food combinations you would never think to try in your life.
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2. The fighter in you comes out A normally calm person suddenly can become more aggressive. A hungry Nigerian can fight you naked for food.
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1. The floor suddenly becomes your best friend When you’re hungry and there’s no food in sight, the floor suddenly looks the perfect place to take solace.
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