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CrimeBoy, 13, Docked For Allegedly Defiling Neighbour’s 6-year-old Daughter by kelvee(op): 4:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
A teenager, 13, was on Tuesday arraigned
before an Ikeja Chief Magistrates' Court for
allegedly defiling the six-year-old daughter of
his neighbour.

The accused is a student who lives with his parents at
Iju Ishaga Area of Lagos.
The prosecutor, Sgt. Rafael Donny told the court that
the offence was committed on June 6 at his parent’s
residence.
Donny said the accused called the victim to his room
and defiled her.
He said the offence contravened Section 137 of the
Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
The accused, however, pleaded not guilty.
The Chief Magistrate, Mr Tajudeen Elias, granted the
accused N250, 000 bail with two sureties in like sum and
adjourned the case till July 20 for mention

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/boy-13-docked-allegedly-defiling-neighbours-6-year-old-daughter/
FamilyRe: A Nairalander's Son First Birth Day On Earth. by kelvee(m): 4:21pm On Jun 28, 2016
Qmerit:
His day falls on working day! So all that cookies and cakes would come up over the weekend!
Aii pls do.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander's Son First Birth Day On Earth. by kelvee(m): 11:26am On Jun 28, 2016
Abeg where's d cake lahuh Deprive not the handsome bby his first cake.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Pic! Were We So Blind?? by kelvee(op): 2:46pm On Jun 25, 2016
Benblaq:
op u r sayin rubbish proverbs chapt 24 vs 21 nd 22 it says nd i quote " being wise is better than being strong .yes knowledge is mro importnt dan strenght..afta al u must mk careful plan b4 fighting a battle and d mro good advice u gt d mre u r likely to win
Wise saayin r too deep for stupid pple to undstnd"they v ntn to sa wen importnt matters r being discussed.....go nd chk ur bible nd stp confusing dis children okay
mai broda...put on d spectacle of wisdom,nd read ur bible again.
Jokes EtcHilarious Pic! Were We So Blind?? by kelvee(op): 10:44am On Jun 25, 2016
CHANGE is trending more Dan malaria in naija now sef.,jst c wat d bible said abt it!!

CelebritiesRe: 8 Things You'd Be Shocked To Know About 'falz' The Bahd Guy by kelvee(op): 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2016
(4)• The 'Marry Me' singer» calls his own genre of music
,it’s called Wazup music

(5)• Falz was rumoured to be dating Wizkid's baby
mama »
, however when asked about the special
woman in his life, he answered saying "I cannot announce
one name now because my oga at the top might
announce something different."

(6)• He is currently working on his second album and also
working on a collaborative project with an affiliated
rapper named Chyn » . It’s called the Starsky& Hutch
Project.

(7)• Falz attended St Leos Catholic Primary School, Ikeja
Lagos, Olashore International Secondary
School »
, Osun State and read law at the University of
Reading in the United Kingdom. He moved back to Nigeria
to attend law school and was called to bar in February
2012.

(8] • When asked if he still has a passion for Law, the funny
rapper responded saying "I used to go to court, but my
schedule as an entertainer is hectic so I’m no longer able
to practice. I may still look into that in future".

FALZ is really a bahd GUY
Celebrities8 Things You'd Be Shocked To Know About 'falz' The Bahd Guy by kelvee(op): 11:05pm On Jun 23, 2016
(1)•His stage name Falz the Bahd Guy came from, Falz an
abridged version of my last name, Falana. BAHD Guy is a
title and acronym that means Brilliant And Highly Distinct.

(2) •He has an later ago "I do have an alter ego. His name is
Brother Taju. In reality, I am quite shy but when I’m in
the booth or on stage, I’m a different character"

(3) •The rapper became an Instagram sensation with his
funny 'ello bae' skits » however he says he is not a
comedian » . "I have a passion for film, so acting is
something I would probably do sooner than later. I plan
to have my own TV show. I’m not a comedian"

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 8:12am On Jun 20, 2016
mayortm001:
where are d five stories nau?
Wat stories?
CrimeRe: policeman Pushes Nursing Mother, Baby Off Okada Over N100 by kelvee(op): 6:28am On Jun 20, 2016
48noble:
And IGP Arase is there playing APC/PDP politics!
Most police officers r fake nd thieves!!
Crimepoliceman Pushes Nursing Mother, Baby Off Okada Over N100 by kelvee(op): 6:19am On Jun 20, 2016
Akure—A nursing mother and her son were injured in
an accident caused by attempt by a policeman to extort
N100 from a commercial motorcyclist, Okadaman, in
Ondo town, Ondo State.
Eyewitness account said trouble started when a team
of anti-crime police officers attached to one of the
police stations in the town allegedly mounted a road
block in one of the major roads.
Vanguard learned that one of the officers, in an
attempt to stop the Okada rider, pulled down the boy
and mother, while the motorcycle was in motion.
Mother and child were rushed to the hospital, while
commercial motorcycle operators staged a peaceful
protest to show their displeasure over alleged
incessant extortion by policemen in the town.
Vanguard gathered that the protest, which started at
about 9:30a.m. was led by leaders of the association.
They reportedly protested to all the three divisional
police stations in the town.
Spokesman of Okadamen, Timilehon Akinrolabu,
condemned the attitude of the policemen, who he said
were in the habit of extortion at illegal road block in
strategic locations in the town.
He said: “We decided to embark on the peaceful protest
to tell the police that we are tired with the way they
extort money from our members.
“This is common when the month is about to end as
they would be looking for their monthly contributions,
at times they usually used their patrol vehicles to raid
our parks and arrest our members over flimsy
excuses.”
However, the state police command has, however,
denied the allegation of extortion by its officers.
A top police officer in Ondo town said that Okada riders
who were arrested had no identification numbers on
the motorcycles.
Speaking in confidence, the officer added that the
directive was to guide against crime in the state.
“The police in this town are not enforcing the law at all;
they are extorting money from our members,
demanding N100 and N50.
“Another aspect of the story is that when the
Okadamen get go their stations, each have to cough out
between N1,500 and N2,000 for bail.”

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 6:11am On Jun 20, 2016
5. miss koi koi

Almost all were told this scary stories, to stop them from misbehaving, her heeled shoes (koi koi) would walk and knock on any stubborn childs door.. Lol!

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2016
4. Sticky Gum in Stomachs

Remember when your parents told you that if you
swallowed gum, it would stick in your stomach and
cause problems? Yeah, we were all told that too.

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 4:34pm On Jun 19, 2016
3. Coconut water and dullards
I’m sure the reason why many of us stayed away from
coconut and it’s water was because our parents told us
that coconut water makes children dull.

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 3:06pm On Jun 19, 2016
2. Fruit seeds growing out of your head [b]2. Fruit seeds growing out of your head [/b]2. Fruit seeds growing out of your head Every Nigerian child has heard a version of this one. Ever had your parents tell you that if you swallowed a seed (say orange seed) that an orange tree will grow out of your head after a week? Many Naija kids didn’t sleep because we were too worried about becoming a walking and talking orange tree.

Jokes EtcRe: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 3:01pm On Jun 19, 2016
No 2 is coming soon
Jokes Etc5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by kelvee(op): 2:59pm On Jun 19, 2016
Naija parents love to discipline each and every child.
Our parents spanked us to keep in line. If spanking
didn’t work because some of us were too stubborn,
they told us stories that scared us straight.
“ Sometimes these stories are made up. Who
am I kidding? Most of them were made up!

Here are 5 major stories (lies, all lies!!) our
parents used to keep us in line back then:
1. Ojuju Calabar
I don’t know if Ojuju Calabar is the Nigerian version of
the Boogey man. Or maybe it’s a masquerade. All I
know is that in my house:
“ Ojuju Calabar will come and get any
disobedient and errant child.

Funny how we were all scared of Ojuju Calabar but
have never seen one. Even today!

CrimeRe: Photos – Nigerian Student In Benin Turns Girlfriend To Snake For Money Ritual by kelvee(op): 11:25am On Jun 19, 2016
adeoye201:
Poster u be goat. Matter wey happen for 2012 for pekadix. Favour and him friend na im run the package. Old stale news
U dnt have to b rude to state ur point. Oya I don hear.
EventsHappy Fathers Day Celebration. by kelvee(op): 8:16am On Jun 19, 2016
Father's Day in 2016 is on Sunday, the 19th of June. Father's Day is celebrated by Americans on the third Sunday in June. ...celebrate a father today. Happy Sunday!
CrimeRe: Photos – Nigerian Student In Benin Turns Girlfriend To Snake For Money Ritual by kelvee(op): 9:30pm On Jun 18, 2016
pythonkid:
Don't mind the stupid poster, this thing happened arround 2012 when I was still schooling
stupid poster huh huh
CrimeRe: Photos – Nigerian Student In Benin Turns Girlfriend To Snake For Money Ritual by kelvee(op): 3:07pm On Jun 18, 2016
yrret:
I really need to know how that guy did it. I'm yet yo witnessed deep magic.

All I have seen, I vividly comprehend the force and scientific tricks behind them.

Eager to know!
Desperado spotted hia!!.. grin
CrimeRe: Photos – Nigerian Student In Benin Turns Girlfriend To Snake For Money Ritual by kelvee(op): 2:41pm On Jun 18, 2016
GlorifiedTunde:
Nna men this guys are EWENSU! angry angry
'EKWENSU'
CrimePhotos – Nigerian Student In Benin Turns Girlfriend To Snake For Money Ritual by kelvee(op): 2:05pm On Jun 18, 2016
At about 3pm yesterday, a Nigerian guy who schools in Houdegbe North American University Benin Republic (HNAUB) was arrested, due to his action of turning a fellow female student to a snake using supernatural powers. The guys are said to be 100 Level Business Administration Students of the above named University, to cut the explanation short, they’re freshers who wanted to make quick money,they wanted to drive exotic cars and oppress their fellow students who happened to struggle hard to complete their education. This culprit travelled down to Port-Novo for the rituals. Pictures of two girls were found in the box which contained the snake. The Snake in the box is actually one of the girls that was used,while the second girl’s head had already been chopped off. It was a girl that stays in the same compound with them that noticed their strange movements and she therefore reported them to the police. Some of their girlfriends have actually been declared missing for some days now but no one ever imagined that they could have been used for money rituals until the moment they were arrested. People thought the girls had done their “crayfish waka” as usual, not knowing that the girls have been used for rituals. They killed those young girls all for fast cash. Ladies beware!

Nairaland GeneralRe: How My Generosity Landed Me Into Trouble (a Must Read) by kelvee(m): 5:50pm On Jun 13, 2016
I smell lies
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: How To Detect A Suicide Bomber by kelvee(m): 5:04pm On Jun 13, 2016
asapjoey:
if you see anybody wearn coat under hot sun..yu flee
So if d bombar wears coat under cool weda I shuld embrace him okwayahuh
Jokes EtcHilarious Pic. by kelvee(op): 2:39am On Jun 10, 2016
Keshi a musicianhuh

CrimeEse Oruru : State Vs Yunusa, The Case So Far by kelvee(op): 8:48am On Jun 09, 2016
By Samuel Oyandogha The most celebrated court case in Yenagoa and perhaps in all of Bayelsa State this year has been the ongoing trial of Yunusa Dahiru, alias Yellow, the alleged abductor of 14 years old Ese Oruru. Yunusa, who was arraigned on March 8, before the Federal High Court, Yenagoa, by the Nigerian police prosecution team led by Kenneth Dika from the Force Headquarters, after being taken from Kano to the State on a five count charge of criminal abduction, illicit sex, sexual exploitation and unlawful carnal knowledge of a minor could have been on bail and out of the Okaka Prison wall but for his inability to perfect the condition ordered by the court. The charge against the defendant read: “That you, Yunusa Dahiru, a male, resident in Opolo-Epie area of Yenagoa in Bayelsa State, conspired with the duo of Dankano Mohammed and Mallam Alhassan, between August 2015 and February, 2016, to commit an offence of abduction and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 27(a) of the Trafficking in Persons (prohibition) Enforcement and Administration Act, 2015.” Count two: That you, Yunusa Dahiru, abducted Ese Oruru by means of coercion, transported and harboured her in Kano State and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 13(2)(b) of the Trafficking in Persons (prohibition) Enforcement and Administration Act, 2015.” Count three: “That you, Yunusa Dahiru, induced Ese Oruru by the use of deception and coercion to go with you from Yenagoa to Kano State with intent that she be forced or seduced into illicit intercourse and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 15(a) of the Trafficking in Persons (prohibition) Enforcement and Administration Act, 2015.” Count four: “That you, Yunusa Dahiru, procured Ese Oruru and subjected her to sexual exploitation in Kano State and thereby committed an offence punishable under section 16(1) of the Trafficking in Persons (prohibition) Enforcement and Administration Act, 2015.” Count five: “That you, Yinusa Dahiru, had unlawful carnal knowledge of Ese Oruru without her consent and thereby committed an offence contrary to section 357 of the criminal code Act and punishable under section 358 of the Criminal code ACT, Cap. C.38 laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.” Ese-Oruru He, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge read to him in Pidgin English. Justice H. A Nganjiwa, after listening to the prosecuting counsel, Kenneth Dika and Kayode Olaosebikan, counsel to the defendant, on the agreed adjournment date of March 14, informed the court that the priority of the court was the hearing of the case and other motions that may be filed by the counsel. The court ordered the remand of the defendant in police custody and adjourned till March 14, to hear the bail application. Prosecution seeks secret court trial of Yunusa At the resumed hearing, the prosecuting counsel, Kenneth Dika, asked the presiding judge, Justice Nganjiwa, to approve a secret trial as the victim, Ese Oruru, was a minor and deserved the protection of the court. He further objected to the application for bail made by the defence team led by Olaos ebikan arguing that if the defendant is granted bail, it would be difficult to get him back to face the trial. In a 10 paragraphs counter affidavit deposed to by Police Inspector, Debo Waheed, the prosecution averred that it took the police six months rigorous search before Yunusa was apprehended, arguing that if the defendant is granted bail, he would not come back, especially as he is not resident within the jurisdiction. But the defence counsel, opposed the application for secret trial by the prosecuting counsel, arguing that the case is already in the public domain and that there is no need for a secret trial. “Ordinarily the law allows for a secret trial, but you must give the court reasons. Our own contention is that the matter is already in the public domain. The prosecution created a media nightmare for the girl on their own. They dug the pit, they should wallow in it. Even if the court allows it, the media cannot be excluded from the trial, but our own contention is that what they are seeking to prevent has already been created by them from the onset before the trial,” he said. File: Yunusa Arraigned In Court Over Ese Oruru's Abduction : March 08, 2016. In a seven paragraphs affidavit in support of the bail application de posed to by Ayodeji Max well, the defence counsel cited sections 158 and 168 of Administration of Crimi nal Justice, and section 36 of the 1999 constitution as amended and urged the court to grant the defendant bail. The judge after listening to arguments, by both counsel, adjourned the case to March 21 and ordered that Yunusa should be remanded in prison custody until when ruling would be delivered on his bail application. Court grants Yunusa bail On March 21, Justice Nganjiwa, granted Yunusa bail, in the sum of N3million with two sureties in like sum, and ordered that he should be remanded in prison custody pending when he is able to perfect his bail conditions and further adjourned the case to April 19 for hearing of the application for secret trial filed by the prosecution. The judge ordered that the defence counsel must produce the defendant in court for trial, whenever the case comes up, adding that one of the sureties must be a renowned title holder in the community and the other a public servant of level 12 and above. Justice Nganjiwa said that both sureties must be resident in Bayelsa State and must submit their three years tax clearance certificates, while the public servant must also submit letter of first appointment and last promotion. Why we are unable to secure Yunusa on bail – Lawyer Though the defence counsel, Mr. Olaosebikan, was grateful to the court over the ruling, the defendant is yet to leave Okaka Prison, after he was granted bail, as he has not been able to meet the bail conditions. According to the defence counsel, the publicity the case generated and the bail condition that the sureties must be resident in the jurisdiction of the court is scaring away individuals who would have serve as sureties. He nonetheless assured that they will follow the legal processes to secure the bail. “The conditions the court gave us that all the sureties must be resident here, and no thanks to you the media guys, everybody here is against our client, when we get somebody and we are perfecting the bail and once you say it is for Yunusa Dahiru, they would say, that boy that kidnapped our daughter?. That is the problem we are facing, I think there are legal procedures to follow and we will come back to court and make the necessary application,” he said.

PoliticsRe: #Apo8: ECOWAS Court Fines Nigeria $3.3 Million For Extra-judicial Killings by kelvee(m): 8:12pm On Jun 08, 2016
Soldiers = war DOGS
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman On Okada Crushed To Death In Delta By A Speeding Hit & Run Driver (photos) by kelvee(m): 11:18am On Jun 08, 2016
glossy6:
The hit and run driver spotted here in Nairaland. cc:Lala
Me wey no sabi pedal bicycle sef..talk less of okada!..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman On Okada Crushed To Death In Delta By A Speeding Hit & Run Driver (photos) by kelvee(m): 11:04am On Jun 08, 2016
Nawa for op o...where d 'CRUSHED' woman?...she's tied kus she's in pain la. Dnt tink she's dead
SportsRe: Chelsea FC Mourns Stephen Keshi's Death by kelvee(m): 10:38am On Jun 08, 2016
R.I.P big boss!
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola With The Tallest Man In Lagos [photo] by kelvee(m): 5:51pm On Jun 06, 2016
jamalchance:
Same guy .... Saw dis on twitter
I've seen d Devil b4..well who cares anyways huh
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola With The Tallest Man In Lagos [photo] by kelvee(m): 5:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
I smell photoshopping

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