Jokes Etc › 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(op): 9:19am On Oct 24, 2016 |
That moment when your mind is racing and all you can think about is how much longer before you can get food to eat. The crazy things hunger can do to someone. Simple things can become difficult when you’re hungry. Some others will snap at every little thing. Hunger can make people do the most unusual things. Like they say, ‘a hungry man is an angry man’. Below are some things Nigerians do when they are hungry. |
Celebrities › Re: 'i Give Buhari 100% Support On Action Against The Judiciary'-mr IBU by kelvee(op): 6:28am On Oct 24, 2016 |
ademega: Source before I say my mind 100% how bou DAT? |
Celebrities › 'i Give Buhari 100% Support On Action Against The Judiciary'-mr IBU by kelvee(op): 6:01am On Oct 24, 2016*. Modified: 6:27am On Oct 24, 2016 |
Nollywood actor, John Okafor has said that he gives President Muhammadu Buhari 100 per cent of his support on his actions against the Nigerian judiciary in respect to the allegations of judicial misconduct and corruption leveled against some judges. Actor, John Okafor Recall that the Department of State Services, DSS, has in the past weeks conducted a ‘sting operation’ on Nigerian top judges whom they arrested, alleging judicial misconduct and corruption. The judges, whose homes were raided and arrested by operatives of the DSS during separate operations carried out on October 7 and 8, include two Justices of the Supreme Court, Sylvester Ngwuta and Iyang Okoro. Other judges are Adeniyi Ademola of the Federal High Court Abuja, Kabir Auta of the Kano High Court, Muazu Pindiga of Gombe High Court, Mohammed Tsamiya of the Court of Appeal, Ilorin, and the Chief Judge of Enugu State, I. A. Umezulike. Mr. Okafor who took to the social media to state his opinion rather based his support on the point that the indicted judges and the judiciary decided to keep mum instead of acting as the last hope of the common man when some Nigerians were allegedly wrongly accused, detained unlawfully and or refused bail even when they were either not found guilty or not being tried at all. Below is his words: “I will support Buhari for his action against Nigeria Judiciary ,when issue of Buhari’s certificate came up, No judge was serious to prosecute Buhari,when IPOB members where killed, No judge talked about it, when Nnamdi KANU was guiltless, No judge talk about it, When Dasuki was granted Bail even in ECOWAS Court.” “No Judge talked about it,When Shitte Muslim where killed in Kaduna No judge talked about it, what about the killings in Nimbo and Agatu? No judge talked about it, Margaret was killed in kano while preaching No judge talked about it, all the arrested boko haram members where released by Buhari, No judge talked about it, 2015 general election nko? No judge talked about it.” “As Nigerian Judiciary failed to jail Buhari let Buhari jail them……i give him my 100% Support on this one,” he concluded. www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/give-buhari-100-support-action-judiciary-actor-john-okafor/
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Crime › Girl Dies Taking An Extreme 'selfie' by kelvee(op): 6:37am On Oct 22, 2016 |
According to the BBC, a 12-year-old Russian girl, solely identified as Oksana B, fell to her death after taking a picture of herself sitting on the railing of a seventeenth-story balcony. She allegedly sent the photo to a friend right before falling.
The news organization reports Oksana’s friend noticed the picture was taken from a “risky location” and sent it to the girl’s mother after Oksana didn’t answer her texts, but by that time, the person who allegedly first spotted Oksana’s body on the ground below the building had called the police. Oksana reportedly had told her mother she was going to take a walk when she went up to the balcony.
Police have not confirmed Oksana was taking a selfie before she died or that taking the picture was what caused her to lose her balance and fall to her death, but the BBC reports the alleged photo has not yet been released.
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Music/Radio › Wonderful Photos Of Falz And Simi On Ig.the Soldier Crooners by kelvee(op): 7:07pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
love em both
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Celebrities › Late Tupac Workout Bench Sells For $100k by kelvee(op): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
choi wat a price!!!
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Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 9:32am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Keneking: How was Umunya? it was flooded yesterday... now I have to literally climb trees for network. coverage |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 2:14pm On Sep 30, 2016 |
Keneking: Be ready to cross Umunya nightmare, keep some curse on leaders that abandoned that road.
Rest is fine. You reach by 12:30pm. Safe trip. just got down now...thanks to jah |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 9:26am On Sep 30, 2016 |
Pavore9: 12 years is really a long time! yea |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 6:38am On Sep 30, 2016 |
stnkembu: Abeg, wia be ENUGU Nanka in Anambra state? orumba north local government na..that's where nanka is |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 6:13am On Sep 30, 2016 |
oh sorry from Lagos ..lemme modify it...thanks |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 6:07am On Sep 30, 2016 |
don't sleep on It guys...lalasticlala shall I continue  ;Ddon't sleep on It guys...lalasticlala shall I continue  |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 6:03am On Sep 30, 2016 |
need approval in form of a reply to continue ..at V.I now,. |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 6:01am On Sep 30, 2016 |
at ojota now, saw CORMAT company. feel like doing this all year |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 5:56am On Sep 30, 2016 |
just 20mins in the journey and my lil sis Is asleep. lol |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 5:52am On Sep 30, 2016 |
just passed the airport at ajao estate now...saw this big rccg building, and CPM HQ ... |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 5:46am On Sep 30, 2016 |
just left NNPC now...counted more than 50 petrol tankers...its a nice view |
Travel › Re: Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 5:41am On Sep 30, 2016 |
at ejigbo now..no hold up as the road is clear. |
Travel › Road To ANAMBRA state from LAGOS state by kelvee(op): 5:38am On Sep 30, 2016*. Modified: 6:18am On Sep 30, 2016 |
morning landers... going to the east from Lagos state for my dads burial ,its been 12yrs since I last visited the villa..m from Enugu nanka in anambra state, will be posting happenings from time to time,..pls let's do this. |
Culture › Walking Through Two People... 'RIGHT OR WRONG'? by kelvee(op): 11:00pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
while walking with a pal today, there was this dude coming from afar ..seeing us he made sure he didn't pass through us..although knowing what he was planning to do ,I purposely made the gap between me and ma pal very much, could not stop laffing as he almost bumped into someone while dodging the gap..lol |
Music/Radio › Re: Name The Nigerian Artiste by kelvee(op): 8:06am On Sep 27, 2016 |
DriZee: D is ice prince....i think dats hilarious tho...kus ice Prince has a goatie. |
Music/Radio › Orezi Goes Almost Nude In New Photo by kelvee(op): 3:56pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
I can't shout abeg.
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Crime › Checkout This Recession PIC by kelvee(op): 11:16am On Sep 26, 2016 |
maybe it's the reason
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Politics › How Buhari Plunged Nigeria Into Recession - Vanguard by kelvee(op): 8:17am On Sep 26, 2016 |
ONE funny aspect of this “blame game” thing, is that you only see what has gone wrong in terms of “the other person” – the person you are pointing accusing fingers at. You hardly realise that as you point one finger at the other person, three of your other fingers are also accusing you, but they are usually hidden from your sight. In the Bible, Our Lord Jesus Christ warned us not to judge others, but to first of all remove the log in our eyes before complaining about the speck in the eyes of our neighbours (or opponents).
We are in an economic recession. Two questions are pertinent: (a) how did we get there? And (b) how do we get out of it?
The All Progressives Congress, APC, Federal Government, in tackling question number one, blames “others”, but it does not see the roles it played in bringing the nation into this pass. This is what I am here to address; that we do not allow them to confuse us with their unrelenting propaganda, the vessel that brought them to power and which they are depending upon to run the affairs of a nation in a deep economic distress. Fortunately, the propaganda has lost its allure in the face of massive suffering, poverty, hunger, mass joblessness and soaring crime rates. Nobody wants to hear any more excuses, and this applies even to the apologists of the regime.
APC Federal Government spokespersons – Garba Shehu, Femi Adesina, Lai Mohammed, name them – have been blaming the nation’s woes on “16 years of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, rot”. They said they did not expect the “depth” of the rot they met. Vice President Yemi Osinbajo files in, and blames PDP Federal Government’s failure to save for the rainy day, forgetting that the APC sponsored its governors to oppose Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s proposal for us to save when we had an unrivalled oil boom. They also opposed President Goodluck Jonathan’s plans to deregulate the downstream sector of the economy to free up funds to attack our infrastructural deficit. Jonathan, not being “a Pharaoh” (as he put it) weakly buckled to acts which the opposition deliberately deployed to ensure his downfall.
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo had shrugged off criticisms and led Nigeria to exit the slavish debt trap of the Paris Club by engaging Okonjo-Iweala to lead the negotiations in which we paid $12 billion to escape from a $30 billion debt burden. Through acts of impunity, Obasanjo created the Excess Crude Account, ECA, and saved billions, which enabled Nigeria to survive the 2008 worldwide economic meltdown.
President Umaru Yar’Adua played a statesman’s trump card through the Amnesty deal, which ended the militancy in the Niger Delta, thus creating a new impetus for us to enjoy more oil boom till the tail end of 2014. When Jonathan assumed office, he embarked on massive infrastructure upgrades nationwide, and this manifested in our airports, roads, rail, investment in power, education (especially tertiary) and of course, democratic reforms that made it possible for a powerful opposition to arise and sweep him from office.
Of course, there was massive corruption during the PDP years, but tell me in which regime since our independence when there was no corruption, even this current Buhari regime? The only difference is that the “enemies” are being targeted, while “friends and acolytes” are being shielded.
Of course, Nigeria’s economy grew in leaps and bounds under the PDP, but it was mostly oil-fed. We became the largest economy in Africa by Gross Domestic Product,GDP, but the proceeds went mostly to a few privileged and connected individuals. A little seeped into the middle class, but the mass of the people wallowed in poverty. This was probably why the 2015 election was called “a revolution of the poor”, but where has that revolution taken us?
So, yes, the recession was caused by our failure to save for a rainy day, but it was a collective failure of the nation. Jonathan cannot escape the blame because as President, he should have stamped his foot down and done what was best for the country, rather than dance to the tune of every Tom and Harry just for him to be elected for a second term.
We are in recession because we, as a nation, thought we were an “oil-rich” country. If you compare our best production capacities vis-à-vis our humongous population, and those of other Organisation of Oil Producing Countries, OPEC, and none-OPEC countries (such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, Norway, Venezuela, USA Angola and others), it is obvious we are actually an “oil-poor” country and should not have depended on our oil alone for national survival. That mistake is a collective blame rooted in the mentality of the ruling class that took charge of Nigeria after the civil war. It goes beyond the PDP years; it is still evident in this Buhari administration.
Yes, we are in recession because of the renewed militancy in the Niger Delta. But who caused it? Before Buhari came in, we had massive oil theft. But when he assumed office and came at governance as if on a vengeance mission, the militancy resumed.
Buhari did not realise the harm he was inflicting on the psyche of the nation when he propounded his “97%/5%” formula, which went against the Federal Character principle in the constitution. He used it to divide the country along political party, religious, regional, ethnic and sectional lines, favouring his kinsmen and supporters while neglecting those who did not support him.
Not only that, he mobilised the agencies of state security to go after his perceived opponents in a one-sided anti-corruption war which only emphasised the return of allegedly looted funds. He did not make it a holistic affair. Some individuals who felt the system was blindly and vengefully after them returned to militancy and plunged the economy deeper into recession. Security threats expanded, from Boko Haram alone in 2015 to new fronts (the Niger Delta Avengers, armed Fulani herdsmen, Indigenous People’s of Biafra/MASSOB protests, and the Shiites uprising in Kaduna).
If Buhari had, on assuming office, called Nigerians together, told them to forget about the bruising transitional politicking and work together to rescue the nation from the imminent economic doom, there would be no other security challenge except Boko Haram. If he had dealt with the armed herdsmen to protect the people, formed an inclusive government based on constitutional provisions and brought in the best hands without looking at their political affiliations, religious backgrounds and ethno-regional roots, we would be fighting the economic problems as a united front.
Buhari’s anti-corruption war is a well-received policy. Nobody can openly say anything to the contrary. Corruption is a major factor in Nigeria’s backwardness. But the anti-corruption war should have been an institutional one devoid of politics. It should not have been merely aimed at recovering stolen funds, and even that should have been extended to all who stole, not just PDP people and the president’s political opponents alone.
Buhari de-marketed Nigeria and Nigerians in several world capitals by calling us crooks. Every Nigerian is a crook and not to be trusted, except of course, President Buhari, the man of integrity. The Treasury Single Account, TSA, policy, formulated by the Jonathan but left unimplemented to avoid harming the financial system, was put into effect by Buhari without consultation. Banks shrivelled and started retrenching massively.
His statist policies and lack of direction for the economy created fear and uncertainties among the private sector players and investors. After waiting for a clearer picture in vain, many (like the foreign and local airlines) closed shop and left Nigeria.
Unless Buhari starts seeing himself as the father of the nation rather than a sectional mujahid (“holy” warrior), he would never get it right. He must listen to the wise words of the Senators who are telling him to rejig himself and his government away from the blunders of the past sixteen months. If he does so, our journey out of the recession will be short. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/buhari-plunged-nigeria-recession/
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Music/Radio › Re: Name The Nigerian Artiste by kelvee(op): 4:38pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
98PrettyBoy: A - Sean Tizzle
D - WizKid
Ya'll know the Rest D looks like falz; |
Culture › ORO Happening In Ijegun,ikotun,isheri And Environs.. Pls Beware by kelvee(op): 11:20pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
its tonight o,just heard myself. |
Music/Radio › Re: Name The Nigerian Artiste by kelvee(op): 11:05pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
that d sef.olagbara |
Music/Radio › Name The Nigerian Artiste by kelvee(op): 9:19pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
sight phynofino
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Family › Adorable photo of tuface and daughter. by kelvee(op): 5:32pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
lovely pics
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Jokes Etc › What Will You Do? by kelvee(op): 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
if you're about to board a trip abroad to cash out $3m and you receive a call that your bestie wants to commit suicide,..which will u sacrifice  |
Family › Re: "MY cousin is having sex with me" how do i stop him? -'A16yr old girl' by kelvee(op): 1:38pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
proddey: I thought the 16 year old girl is you. tot u were the cousin... |
Family › Re: "MY cousin is having sex with me" how do i stop him? -'A16yr old girl' by kelvee(op): 12:22pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
proddey: OP, your gender says "male" but you are writing a post as if you were female. What's up with the contradiction? 'A 16 year old girl' pls read well. |