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Crime / Re: Married Man Abandons Girlfriend In Lagos Hotel Room, Rapes Receptionist by Kelvinernest(m): 12:58am On Dec 11, 2021
No be juju be dat
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by Kelvinernest(m): 9:16am On Nov 09, 2021
Factory workers are urgently needed at Esosa Food Systems & Innovation". Egale Island PH, Apply in person or call 08067739572.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Are Still Single At 43 And Pastor Couldn't Take It Anymore by Kelvinernest(m): 4:29pm On Oct 24, 2021
Lol today na today!
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Can't Take The Heat In Lagos Anymore by Kelvinernest(m): 4:25pm On Oct 24, 2021
Idydarling:
why the woman go even wear that kind clothe sleep na





no mind dat woman na so she dey do,she dey go treaditional marriage for dream
Nairaland / General / Every Human Want To Make It In Life. Here Are Things That Will Help You In Life. by Kelvinernest(m): 5:11pm On Oct 19, 2021
1) always do your best. What you plant now,you will harvest tomorrow. 2)you can never plan the future by the past. 3)lost time is never find again." so make use of your time well. 4)what we think determind what happens to us,so if we want to change our lives,we need to strech our mind. 5)belive that life is worth living and your belief will help creat the fact." 6)there are three(3) constants in life.... Change,choice,and principles. 7)it is better to be hated for what you are,than to be loved for what you are not. coolif you have KNOWLEDGE,let other light their candles in it. 9)he who FEARS he will suffer,already suffer because he FEARS. Be ready for anything and face it.
Nairaland / General / Word Of Advice by Kelvinernest(m): 11:57am On Oct 08, 2021
Let me just drop this one here...(1) When you say it's hard",it actually means you are not strong enough to fight for it". Stop saying it's hard. Think positive..(2) Life is a journey, so not everyone will succeed in everything. So we need to work hard even if we keep failing, let's keep trying....(3) In order to succeed in life, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure"....(4) When people hurt you over and over,think of them like sandpaper. They way scratch and hurt you a bite but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless....(5) Sometimes, the only right answer is SILENCE... Which in and of itself speak a thousand WORDS. Thanks for reading, please LIKE & SHARE.
Romance / Re: Word Of Advice Many Lovers Should Know. by Kelvinernest(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2021
blinking001:
Trash....love doesn't exist. There is no such thing as love.
you are saying that becus u are meeting the wrong guys. Wen u meet the right guy u will know love is real
Romance / Word Of Advice Many Lovers Should Know. by Kelvinernest(m): 5:31pm On Oct 03, 2021
I'm writing this out of experince,i don't want anothr human to pass what i pass through. So this is word of advice. He that have ears let him hear. 1) Don't force your love to someone. (2) Dont't ignore someone's love for you,be kind and humble even if you can't accept thire love. (3) Never get hungry in love. (4) If you find your love,then never be late to accept it. (5) we all know that life is a long journey,and we all need that one human who will walk beside us. (6)So if you already have one, TREAT HE/SHE WELL. to be continue.....
Food / Esosa Food Systems & Innovations. by Kelvinernest(m): 10:28am On Sep 18, 2021
Top your morning with a slice of TOP TOAST BREAD. Bread at it's best. Facts about TOPTOAST: 1) It is very rich and nutritional ( it is a major source of vitamins A,C,D and E) 2) Free from bromate,saccharine and other banned unhealthy additives. 3) Soft,creamy and tasty. 4)Adequately good shelf life. 5) Produced in a modern factory under the best hygiene practices. 6) You are welcome to visit our facility and observe our high guality and hygienic processes. Customer line:08101430809 Email address: info@esosafoodsystems.com marketer line:08067739572. THANK YOU.

Food / New Bread In Town by Kelvinernest(m): 10:44pm On Sep 17, 2021
Looking for a sweet and good bread for family breakfast... You are at the right place, Esosa is here for you. TOP TOAST bread is one of the best bread in town from ESOSA FOOD SYSTEMS AND INNOVATIONS LIMITED. TOP TOAST JUMBO and MIDI bread is at your door step at any supermarket. we are ready for you at anytime, we are located at Eagle Iland off Agip road. We deliver to you at anywhere in port harcourt. Call marketer 08067739572.
Food / Re: Checkout What A Man Found Inside A Meat Pie (photo) by Kelvinernest(m): 7:50am On Sep 15, 2021
Bros eat that thing, d leaf dey gv iron,abi u no won strong? Nigeria scater scater every thing jaga jaga,we go make am my broda enjoy ur self how we go do na? na we are all nigeria. the ful meaning of nigeria'-,. N: NEVER. I: INDICATE. G:GENERETIONS BUT. E: ENDURE. R:RANDOM. INJUSTIC. A:AROUND
Crime / Re: Woman & Her Husband Arrested In Akwa Ibom For Poisoning 10-year-old Boy To Death by Kelvinernest(m): 7:21am On Sep 15, 2021
Hmmm akwa akwa make dem poison d 2 people too becuz them be witchcraft to 4 killing that innocent boy

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Will Marry A Virgin by Kelvinernest(m): 5:30pm On Sep 13, 2021
This ashawo u dey find virgin? Hmmm my mother is still a virgin,if u try near my mother. Hmm i no go talk first. I dey wait 4 u for junction
Politics / Hear What A Man Says About Buhari Goverment In A Resturant by Kelvinernest(m): 7:00am On Sep 13, 2021
Abeg make anybody no dey talk nonsens about Buhari o, the man is trying,the man is the best president Nigeria ever had. i like make Buhari remain for sit as president till 2029. hmm i just dey look the man eye eye, how una see this man talk? e make sens? abeg chuck mouth.
Politics / Re: Man Gifts A Lady A Cheque Of N500k After His Car Splashes Water On Her. (photos) by Kelvinernest(m): 10:08pm On Sep 12, 2021
Abeg which road wey that girl pass Make i go pass there?
Romance / Re: Allow Him To Cheat Freely, If He Pays Every Bill – Popular Celebrity Claims by Kelvinernest(m): 10:02pm On Sep 12, 2021
Ehhh yes o! Na only men dey cheat, women are faithful, mitchewww rubish! Una no go talk the two side,na only men una know. For company wey i dey work men don dey her more than 4years them no get post but one lady wey come last month now see be manager. And na our MD/CEO dey go drop her,dey bring her com work,we dey close by 4;00 bt she dey rich house 7 or 8, were she and our MD dey go? dem dey go church or homecell? abi HOTELCELL? MITCHEWW

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Crime / Carwash Mam Carry Customer Benz To Go Buy Soap. by Kelvinernest(m): 8:36am On Sep 11, 2021
Wonders sha never end. One carwash man carry customer benz way e suppose wash, drive am to go buy soap. Now e don carry the flashy benz go hit person house for Edo State. now the benz don fold press plus say e hit person house. If na you get this motor wetin you for do this man? If na you get the house how you for handle this mata?

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Politics / Re: Man Thanks His Pastor For Forcing Him To Marry His Wife. by Kelvinernest(m): 3:13pm On Sep 10, 2021
NGArmyTerrorist:
You're correct. You know, because of internet /social media ladies had become something else. They had refused to visit history! My grandma told me a story how she started with my grandpa with nothing but she still loves him while they kept working hard to get things right and boom it clicked for them. Such ladies nowadays are rare, very had to come by.
bro no be lie,an na why dem dey enter wrong hand.
Politics / Re: Man Thanks His Pastor For Forcing Him To Marry His Wife. by Kelvinernest(m): 11:21am On Sep 10, 2021
I pray 4 such marriage,may GOD continue to bless them. E no easy to see that kind girl or woman wey go follow u sleep 4 uncompleted building, all of dem won drive benz,una go soon drive truck or catapila.tipper.

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Politics / Re: Buhari In Imo: I Want To Be Remembered As President Who Stabilized Nigeria by Kelvinernest(m): 9:25pm On Sep 09, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

Who help Buhari write this statement for Christ sake undecided

Comedian Buhari grin grin na wa oooooo
i dey wonder if the man follow go leason, hmm na wa o

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Romance / Re: How I Fall Inlove With A 17yrs Girl. True Story. by Kelvinernest(m): 3:19pm On Sep 09, 2021
Cerebellum:
And you expect reasonable NLanders to read this jammed jargons you've typed

Walai, to slap you mumu cerebellum dey hungry me angry
ah my guy e don never reach like that na,na true story o
Romance / Re: How I Fall Inlove With A 17yrs Girl. True Story. by Kelvinernest(m): 2:30pm On Sep 09, 2021
Lol,why will u report me?
Romance / How I Fall Inlove With A 17yrs Girl. True Story. by Kelvinernest(m): 10:56am On Sep 09, 2021
Hi everyone! My name is KELVIN, am about telling u guys a true story and please i need advice on this,cuz am confues.i meet a girl by name SUCCESS. She's 17 years old,am 21yrs old,i normally go to her compound to see her brother cuz he's my friend,so i jst knew this girl as my friend little sis,i send her to buy things 4 me den i will dash her d change with clean heart,so one faith full day i want to see her brother my friend. Bt i meet just her in d house so i asked after her brother. ME: Success how are u doing? GIRL: Kelvin am fyn,u hv good leg,i knew u will com so i'm cooking ur favourite soup,egusi soup. I was surprise how she knew my fovourite soup. ME: wow that's so kind of u,bt wait o who told u that's my favourite soup? Did ur brothe tell u? GIRL: No i figure it out myself lol. we both laugh, ME: Well am surprise to hear that,i will wait an test dat soup of yours,bt i belive i can cook more than u. GIRL: na lie! we go see. ME: ok na i dey wait.. to be continue............
Crime / Re: We Lured A POS Agent With The Help Of His Sales Girl & Burnt Him Alive- Suspect by Kelvinernest(m): 10:15pm On Sep 07, 2021
Mek any body no judge that man,mek dem leave am to go,na GOD go fit for that POS agent. I rest my hand
Crime / Crime by Kelvinernest(m): 6:21pm On Sep 07, 2021
My pipeo one boy cm my nerbor shop 4 POS brance,d guy cm do fake transfer of 30k 4 d man,so as d guy see sey d man don knw say na fake na im run,bt boys catch am. d funny part be say d boy say na devil do am no be im,na weytin we go do this yahoo boy?? me i dey vex,
Romance / Re: Man Poisoned Himself Because He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (photos) by Kelvinernest(m): 11:38pm On Sep 03, 2021
That man na big and very large mumu. Im get luck say i no be GOD,if lyk say i be GOD im 4 go set im own hell fire one side. im 4 no enter dat fire wey i take my time creat,mitchewww
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Husband Begs Wife After He Caught Her Bedding Two Men by Kelvinernest(m): 11:29pm On Sep 03, 2021
[i][/i] sadThat one no be love o! Me i fear that man,
Celebrities / Re: Annie Replies Charles Idibia, 2Baba Brother: Stop Sucking Your Brother Dry by Kelvinernest(m): 11:21pm On Sep 03, 2021
Na person push her go there? Athink she won marry celeb?If na me tell her to marry me she go say no,abeg make she no dey worri me with her family problens o,me i get my own to face

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