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Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by kelz88(f): 4:04pm On Dec 21, 2011
How much is the uni fees and can the poor members send their kids there, if the kids aren't bright enough to qualify for scholarship?
Family › Re: How Not To Train Your Child by kelz88(f): 4:02pm On Dec 21, 2011
The other day I saw a pic of a lil boy on top a little girl, under a table. . . looked like pretend sex.

There are videos of kids "daggering" in parties. SMH!

And to think so called adults are behind the camera.
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 3:59pm On Dec 21, 2011
Trust me these people exist. I met a few at uni, muslim chicks. So many of them left home for the first time and were too exited, they were all "wilding out".


About the bj, a virgin blowing every guy she meets is worse than a non-virgin blowing just her bfs. That's the way I see it. They try to come across as innocent cos they're scared their men will find out on the first night they're not virgins-doesn't mean they're not gonna have fun in the mean time. I'm sure it's painful the first few times, but enjoyment all the way afterwards. Or maybe it's always painful and that's the thrill of it.
Health › Re: Toilet Roll Or Water by kelz88(f): 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2011
Well, seeing as that's never gonna happen you have nothing to worry about.
Health › Re: Toilet Roll Or Water by kelz88(f): 3:46pm On Dec 21, 2011
Water washes your bum better, and it's softer than the softest tissue. So soothing!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Is Ignorant, Manipulative And Crazy At The Same Time by kelz88(f): 3:45pm On Dec 21, 2011
To his supporters: Just cos he's you papa doesn't mean he's perfect and that everything he does is right. Please stop being biased. Call a spade a spade. What he did was wrong. "The girl blasphemed, bla bla bla"-fair enough, but 2 wrongs don't make a right. And he didn't have to tell her to go to hell. She came out for deliverance. He didn't have to be so cruel. He needs anger management classes if this is how he does his thing. Nothing right in the wrong, and if you refused to see this then SORRY FOR YOU cos the day he will do it to you and yours, we will not sympathize with you.
Politics › Re: Jonathan And Sambo To Buy 2 Bullet Proof Cars @ 280 Million Naira!. by kelz88(f): 3:41pm On Dec 21, 2011
Please tell me this is a joke. cry
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 3:37pm On Dec 21, 2011
[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=828871.msg9807285#msg9807285 date=1324436750]What intimate act can a virgin do that will be worse than the ones done by non-virgins?. A woman is no more a virgin for a reason.[/quote]Use your imagination. I don't have to spell it out!!
([b]A[/b]nal [b]s[/b]ex, uncountable number of blow jobs come to mind)
Nairaland General › Re: Meeting Nigerians by kelz88(f): 3:32pm On Dec 21, 2011
If I remember correctly you can't stand Nigerian chicks. So why the change of attitude?
Celebrities › Re: I Was violated At 13 By My Aunt - Ice Prince by kelz88(f): 2:36am On Dec 21, 2011
Are you saying these things don't happen? ^^



Besides, why would he make something like this up? Worrying!

It's not easy to tell anyone you were molested. . . .so why would he cook something like this up?
Hmmmm!! He's not sick in the head, surely. Granted some will say anything for publicity.




Either way, kids should learn to confide in an adult when [b]s[/b]tupid [b]s[/b]hit like this goes down. It's very sad!! Can't imagine going through something like this and not being able to speak to a parent/guardian about it, and bring the culprit to book. Robbing kids of their innocence to the extent that some guys are even proud to say they had sex when they were 12 and see no wrong in it. "Ekaete opened their eyes". SMH!
Health › Re: Nigeria: Woman Gives Birth To Five Babies At Luth by kelz88(f): 2:31am On Dec 21, 2011
The more the merrier.


Hope they're not troublesome. Waking up at night to feed/soothe one baby is hard work as it is. Good luck to them.
Health › Re: How To Make Your Child Tall Naturally Without Any Drug by kelz88(f): 2:30am On Dec 21, 2011
Accept yourself the way you are. Not everyone is designed to be tall, short, fair, dark, slim, fat, etc. Jeeezz!!

How 'bout you work on your personality, confidence, etc instead irrespective of your size?

Ever heard the saying "small but mighty"?
Health › Re: Toilet Roll Or Water by kelz88(f): 2:28am On Dec 21, 2011
Water!! Does the job better.


That being said, I mostly use paper.
Health › Re: out! by kelz88(f): 2:27am On Dec 21, 2011
"sign of good living"?! Hahahahahhahaha!!

Maybe you're not yet satisfied.
Nairaland General › Re: Meeting Nigerians by kelz88(f): 2:26am On Dec 21, 2011
Sorry, I'm Nigerian.
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Girl That Is Richer Than U? by kelz88(f): 2:25am On Dec 21, 2011
As long as she's not bitchy about it, rubbing it in his face, etc, there shouldn't be anything to it.
Music/Radio › Re: Why Does Wizkid Always Repeats What He Says In His Songs by kelz88(f): 2:21am On Dec 21, 2011
In his mind the chorus is so catchy, wants it to be ringing in our heads.


I like some of his songs. He try small.
Romance › Re: Tattoos And Piercings On Women/men by kelz88(f): 2:20am On Dec 21, 2011
"rainbow" cheesy cheesy

Dead!
Music/Radio › Re: Songs That Cant Be Found On Your Ipod, Mp3, Phones And So On by kelz88(f): 2:05am On Dec 21, 2011
He's not that bad. Sometimes you just wanna listen and dance to razz beats.

Right now, all that Enya kinda music cannot be found on my ipod/phone. They're on my laptop though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Is Ignorant, Manipulative And Crazy At The Same Time by kelz88(f): 2:02am On Dec 21, 2011
Please tell them o!

Those who have ears, let them hear.
Fashion › Re: Stop Showing So Much Flesh. Be Decent! by kelz88(f): 2:00am On Dec 21, 2011
They should leave something to the imagination. I can understand if they were on the beach, in bikinis.


I don't get big women with massive boobs that still insist on wearing push up bras. The boobs are almost in their face.
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 1:56am On Dec 21, 2011
I admire her for resisting temptation and all that but announcing it was just too much info. Something like that should be between her and her hubby.

There are other ways to encourage virgin brides/grooms.

I don't want to hear that kind of sex gist from anyone.
Nairaland General › Re: Meeting Nigerians by kelz88(f): 1:53am On Dec 21, 2011
In your dreams.
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! by kelz88(f): 1:53am On Dec 21, 2011
I believe everything happens for a reason, and you were not brought into this world to go just like that.

That being said, no matter how crap life is don't resort to suicide. It's very selfish! Think of all the people you will be leaving behind.

Things will get better. xx
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 1:44am On Dec 21, 2011
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=828871.msg9807037#msg9807037 date=1324427854]^

not a big deal to you.

different people have different opinion about it.
Nikki Laoye is, for example, a gospel singer. so her religion must have had something to do with why she remained one till marriage.[/quote]She remained a virgin, else it would contradict what she stands for. Duhh!! Anyone can do it if they set their mind to it. Big deal.
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 1:36am On Dec 21, 2011
And who's holding them?

There are ways to break hymen without sex-big deal.
Romance › Re: I Believe That Love Is: by kelz88(f): 1:26am On Dec 21, 2011
Good for you.
Romance › Re: God, Existence And Romance by kelz88(f): 1:25am On Dec 21, 2011
Interesting. . . . . .



Does it need to be continued though?!
Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 1:14am On Dec 21, 2011
pendo89:
really? I think it would have sounded better if you had said as long as you have never had intimate intercourse.
But the intimate things virgins do nowdays make me shudder.Worse than those engaging in actual sex through the V.

My policy is if you claim to be a V.then pliz abstain from any form of intimate activity. Preserve that body from head to toe so that when you stand at the altar on that day you have confidence that your body has not been men's soccer field with no goals scored.
That to me is a virgin.
Now if u are a sexually active one you are a Tokunbo Virgin. That sort of thing
Seconded!!


Most of these "virgins" have done worse than non-virgins.
Nairaland General › Re: Meeting Nigerians by kelz88(f): 1:12am On Dec 21, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=829297.msg9804488#msg9804488 date=1324397379]May u chocke on your G string  undecided[/quote]That "yab" is so old. Try something different.

You still suck.
Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by kelz88(f): 3:43pm On Dec 20, 2011
Starving!

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