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 Travel › Re: Going To Nigeria: Expired Passport: Big Problem: by kelz88(f): 3:38pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Pretend your passport is missing.  How silly not to have checked if it was still valid. Hmmm! |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Stay A Virgin Till 30? by kelz88(f): 3:32pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
She didn't have to announce it. What does she want from us? A cookie?! Abeggiii!! It's easy. All you need is determination and self-control. It's not that big a deal. There are still some virgins around. |
| Celebrities › Re: I Was violated At 13 By My Aunt - Ice Prince by kelz88(f): 3:31pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Cos of his bad experience he is now saying sex is overrated. Ye, right!! Since he's found fame I'm sure he's lost count of the number of chicks he has banged. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Drops Flowers At Dagrin's Tomb (Picture) by kelz88(f): 3:29pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
She sure knows how to get people talking about her. Always tryna stay "relevant" na wa ooo! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Meeting Nigerians by kelz88(f): 3:28pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
You should be banned from creating threads. |
| Romance › Re: The Most Romantic Place To Be With Your Partner by kelz88(f): 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
In his arms. Sadly, that's not possible. |
| Romance › Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by kelz88(f): 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Give it a rest! |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched - Part 2 by kelz88(f): 3:04pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
2012. |
| Romance › Re: You Can't Grow Together If You're Not Together by kelz88(f): 1:16am On Dec 20, 2011 |
That's not always the case. Depends on both of you/your relationship. |
| Food › Re: What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now? by kelz88(f): 1:09am On Dec 20, 2011 |
Fried plantain. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Ramblings by kelz88(f): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=827846.msg9792509#msg9792509 date=1324241236]May your Gstring choke you to death[/quote]In your mind you're funny abi? I have nothing but pity for you. Carry on displaying your [b]s[/b]tupidity.  |
| Romance › Re: Am I Being Stuppid\played? by kelz88(f): 11:56pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
The chick was silly to think all would be rosy. I'm sure she knew her man was sleeping with his oyibo contractual wife. She needs to cut her loss and move on. God will reward her for helping him in his times of trouble; while karma awaits the guy. |
| Romance › Re: ***urgent Response Needed Fast*** by kelz88(f): 11:40pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Guy, just leave the chick. She has made her feelings very clear. Ah ah! |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Go On? by kelz88(f): 11:33pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
You want to reap where you did not sow. You're a thief. |
| Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Nigerian Dude And His Girlfriend by kelz88(f): 11:32pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
So funny I forgot to laugh. |
| Romance › Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by kelz88(f): 11:29pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Who cares if he's lying or not? Majority of topics on this website are made up. What's the difference? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Ramblings by kelz88(f): 9:21pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Dude, get a life. . . . . . . for the sake of what's left of your sanity, if any. |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Making The First Move These Days? by kelz88(f): 6:42pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
What's wrong with going for what you want? That's the smart way to go about life instead of waiting for manna to fall from heaven. Ride on chicks. |
| Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by kelz88(f): 4:42pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Teacha's Pet. |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Problem With Married Nigerian Men For Heavens Sake by kelz88(f): 4:41pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Nice one OP! Guys need to learn to look away and avoid/fight temptation. |
| Romance › Re: Is He For Real. by kelz88(f): 4:35pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Your relationship is a joke, and you are an even bigger joke. |
| Forum Games › Re: Re: What's On Your Mind? 2 by kelz88(f): 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2011 |
Him ^_^ |
| Romance › Re: Help Solve This by kelz88(f): 1:39am On Dec 18, 2011 |
The relationship is already based on lies=you pretending to be the other guy. Be honest with her. She might be able to look past the deception and give you a chance. |
| Family › Re: What Do You Do If Your Relationship With Your Wife Is Like This? by kelz88(f): 8:47pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
How did it get THAT bad?! |
| Romance › Re: What Will U Do? by kelz88(f): 8:40pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Depends. Might use laugh and cover it, then when we get home. . . . |
| Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress,oby Gold Edozieh Gets Married To Singer Alex O by kelz88(f): 7:41pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Awww  All the best to them. |
| Nairaland General › Re: You Sucker! by kelz88(f): 7:18pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
LOL Cocoa and Otokx. Jeezzz  Orik, you need help sha. |
| Romance › Re: Help Me!she Has Got Halitosis. by kelz88(f): 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
Do what you gotta do man. |
| Romance › Re: Birthday Delimma: She Bought Me A Car On My Birtday, How Do I Return It? by kelz88(f): 7:05pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
If you really want to return it then drive it to her house/work place and return the keys. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 1988. . . by kelz88(f): 6:58pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
OMG! What tan? Are you spying on me? Didn't get a tan though. Stayed indoors till evening. Cool=added! |
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