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how is life there. pondering searching for jobs there

how is accommodation like..

favoured234:
No Abu Dhabi

ok..forgerrit. hv u joined internations?...r u in dubai?

favoured234:
Really don't understand anything about shading you on NL.

ME*

ken1982:
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Tryna shade ,e on NL..

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favoured234:
Yeah just checked the site now...

favoured234:
So they pay for internations.. Didn't know

albatross members pay. free membership also exists.

for gigs albatross members get free pass...while free members pay a token to enter and get a free drink.

YEAH...YOU DIN'T KNOW

for those in dubai who want the perfect club and scenes for hanging out...internationsdubai is the main place...visit internations.org and join dubai section....very cheap passes for just 60 dhs experience the best scenes and updates on weekly gigs, volunteer work..jobs perhaps...networking..etc...am not asking oshos to join o ..am asking hardworking fun loving people to join cos i no some babes here will quickly check the site looking for oyibo.

Someone deleted my post.

i wrote "k"... a one word and it was deleted...hmm

Anyway. For those living in Al Nahda. if you have a room for rent please let me no.

regards

i just know

9cbaby:
how you take know

Dis is a dumb list....

only onto dike should not sing cos her voice is not easy to mix and master...the rest have good songs

besides if u no music biz u wont even bother about who is singing or not...lemme give u an example


etcetera has a singing voice but no cash
brymo singing voice no hits
skuki no voice yet dy are still in the game...

anyhow in truth it aint my biz who should n should not do music

jeudd:
1) Davido: The OBO should just give up singing because although he has some hit songs of recent,the artist should just give up singing while he still has a name and go into a job that seems more lucrative in the long run , it could be as a manager of a better artist maybe then his 'igbo' stained vocals may do him some good.

2) Lynxx : You just can not hate on the big guy, but what makes us very sad is seeing him waste his time and money on singing instead of following the suggested steps of our brother davido and quit singing and start modelling cuz he has a great body .

3) Emma Nyra : the empire first lady should just quit singing and go be someones side chick or babe or mistress or fun buddy or wife cuz to me she is talentless and thats all on Emma.

4) Jesse jaggz : Not only has it been ages since has had a hit song so uncle jaggz just grow your dada and take to the streets and create a name for yourself as the official distributor of weed to the real celebs

5) Tonto Dikeh : this woman should just go and quit singing and dump that stupid ass name 'pokolee' abi what is the name ? She should better continue acting before we attack her acting carrer .
And before una attack me make una rememba say errybody get opinion...thanks

well i guess mind is mind....boring is my second name....what of the visa..how is it done and can i get work visa from visiting

nattybanta:
Yea buh not easy oooo. Me an even thinking of going to UAE full time cos here is too boring and u need d locals to succeed and some of dem get mind pass d Indians of dubai. Try somewhere better maybe Europe, russia, Canada or even Australia if u intend running away from d Emirates.

guide me through na...maybe after a few years here i can relocate...u no my wife is a nurse so i would like her to work abroad as much as possible...


we fit pm things o...u hv watsapp there?

nattybanta:
hehehehehehehe no job specified as safety here, na all based on "jack of all trade"

can u drive 7 days a week for 10 months?...na the main question....

they wont cover your accomodation or feeding....

u may earn around 150k but u will foot all your personal bills...house..light and water....feeding

nattybanta:
learn before you leap. six figures can b 100000 or 500000 sometimes it's tru and also false. a taxi driver job pays well for starters but driving in the Emirates isn't same as driving in oshodi or Ajanbadi, u pay for your driving classes and pass d driving test before you are in.

no o...i no want lady o...i want safety job...wetin be lady...abeg...na money i dy find....are there jobs?

nattybanta:
hehehehehehehe. no come abeg. I go send u one Caribbean lady.....

Bro am aight.

so how barbados na...anything for me dere...make i com find work?

nattybanta:
sup bro it's been ages. How's Siemens treating u

LOL

ogboni76:
@justwise...thanks for this flow of informations, I am at a confused state here bro and I need your professional advice, I have an EX in Dubai, we just started talking again few weeks ago and we are planning to get back together, she has lived and worked in dubai for more than 3yrs now,, the issue now is that sje said something yesterday about me coming to dubai to live and work, she said something about the fiancee visa and we will be living together as couples, even asked me to send the info page of my International passport and a passport picture(sent) now she said I should raise 300k in a week that the visa and processing costs more than 600k but she will support.. Am kinda confused here, I don't know how true her claims are, pls bro ..how true is the fiance visa thing and how easy is it to get, secondly is it as expensive as she claims? I am available on whatsapp..let me know if u need my contacts

hello, any advice on how i can crossover from construction safety to oil and gas safety. i am presently in airport solutions and logistics in dubai

Milito:
I'm disappointed wt ISPON. I was made to understand some years back tht to qualify for membership, what I need is HSE Levels 2 and 3. And I did those courses.

Now I need their membership for some jobs I need to carry out & they are mandating me to do another General HSE to qualify for membership nothwithstanding that I have NEBOSH, other international HSE qualifications, HSE related masters degree and years of HSE experience. Its just as if they are asking me to go back to secondary sch. To me this is just an unnecessary waste of time & money.

I know they must have spent a lot of money in ensuring their bill is passed but that does not mean they should be more concerned in squeezing out money on different fronts in a way tht counters their earlier stance. All professional bodies usually have some levels of their qualification they can knock off in lieu of some other more advanced courses, degrees or experience.

Now tht the ISPON act mandates all HSE professionals to register with them, it is not a good idea to start off with arrogance.

i no a guy that works as a cctv installation tech guy here...nija guy and he is collecting same around $1500.

if its true u r getting the job i guess u hv certification and experience.

assuch if u get a messed salary with 2 years visa say maybe around 2500-3k dhs...just take d job.

by the time u spend some time here just search for a new job


,,, all this depends on what you are earning in nija o cos if u r doing as good as d offer den think well.

meanwhile when u sign your offer letter research the name of the coy on it and call dem to verify that u hv been employed by dem before coming

cheers...

one more thing...if u need to add foreign experience to your cv den consider it a benefit workin in uae

jollyrogers:
cctv maintenance technician

u r wife material jo

9cbaby:
The guy is right

haba...ofcourse na...

Trinxie:
Ehyah, sorry...I don't know much about guys tho buh it seems like the guy sef get wahala He wan chop all the entitlement of a husband finish. U're a girlfriend not wife...buh u have your own ijogbon too. At least when you're leaving his place u can just try to make things look neat like u were not in his house at all(like clean up a little). The habit should follow you everywhere has a lady whether bf's house or not.

correct

SummerShane:
My siSter I would advice u to please ur husBand in bed.do wot Eva it tAkes to make him happy,loved,especially when he askes for a bj.if u can't satisfy him,he wld look for where to get dat satisfaction.u KnW. Nobody is above temptation.So b wise dear.ur marriage is just 3month.They say marriage is an institution of continuous learning.so learn fast.
2ndly,to try ur husband,suCk his joystick and swallow d semen And use d same mouth to kiss him.to see his reaction.OR u can tell him to suck u too.To see if he wld decline.

hmmmm

blymy:
Thnk u jare my sis, pls help me tell her bcz me am yet to come across a tale of a man's cum bin poisonous oooo. My husby neva av a dull moment wit me. I tak reservations to those who com here to giv me dat holier than thou sh*t

ThoniaSlim:
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. That's your husband not some random guy? What's the big deal in doing that? Sex should be enjoyed and not rigid. Na wa for all these spiricoco on top sex in marriage again!

hmmmm

kaizenBash:
Are u saying 400k is too small for Dubai tourist visa and some oda epenses including contingency if he wants 2search 4job there?

I THINK IT IS AND ALSO U R NOT GUARANTEED A JOB....

[quote author=frostmate post=31000422]This is new info for me. Please how much are their charges. Is it reasonable? Because last time I checked with western union they were quoting astronomical charge



Am sha confy with their charges

sirjake:
please how do you send money home?

theres a western union money transfer office in baniyas opposite china commodity....inside the westy office theres this service they have called transfast....thats what i use...transfast

am on less than 5k and ADIB opened an account that i hardly allow shingain to enter..as soon as am paid i send it all (minus survival cash funds) to nija

ugsams:
To open or maintain an account with 5,000 wont be a problem but unfortunately my salary is not up to the required minimum. Thanks for your contribution. I also appreciate tbe other contributors.

Please i will like to know the powers of my salary card and what i can do with it? (I have a salary card with NBAD)

colored:
lol. no o. I am going to Dubai cuz of the way its hyped by Nigerians. money won't be a problem as long as its within my pocket

colored...if u r searching for job in dubai with just 400k i advise you stay at home and start a dog business.

alsatian na 20k...buy two female and in one year they may give u 10 pups(1 1/2 years i mean)

u still hv around 300k.


the amount of people bein duped now has escalated......and even if u teko be prepared to teckout oif dubai after miserable life n suffering


even us in dubai self are just coping

if u want to stay away from sex...stay away from guys who talk all day about women and screw daily, clubs, ashawo joints and ashawo babes.

same for drinking....cut off social events where d booze circulates

cigarette and weed....same same

the only time i get urge to straff is when i see a chic wearing tight clothes..den ideas start coming...but i just realise most chicks sleep around without protection (don't u no that na guys dy decide condom use in the thick of the moment) thats when i shrug off and run away.

not that i havent made mistakes o...but there comes a time when u realise that intimacy with fewer babes is better than being everywhere...cant count dem...i just get dull tired of meeting a new babe ..firing and discharging...i like waking up to one pretty face only (other features are required o but basically one babe only)