₦airaland Forum

PurpleDrankk:
It's so sad. I do not even understand. It made me wonder if some men cannot even try to exercise some self control. Is cheating a kind of life giving activity to y'all? If the girls were better looking than his wife, It'd be more understandable(But it'd still be wrong anyway). But these are very basic bitchees this man was messing around with. How would anyone settle for trash when they have gold at home?

wen i was serving there was a man dat used to chase d ugliest corper around and i got to know his wife was my very beautiful customer dat sells supermarket then


If you see dis woman at her age most young guys would still marry her

Leez:
i remember ds guy
very popular actor
and dos peeps shouting jst 2 yrs its obvious d death was accidental na

when a girl has something to hide in her phone, she would rather kill your or she dies dan to let you see it.


I have been in his shoes but I thank God I survived it

efighter:
Buhari hates the South-South and the South-East, yet he entrusted his food and drinks in the hand of one of them Mrs. Anne H. Ewohime. Definitely, Baba is not a nonentity like Biafran pigs and idiots.

if only he could entrust it to your tribe but he realized your people could poison him with pepper and red oil.

Him sabi better thing because he can't enjoy a food prepared with toilet broom

KreativGenius:
Inverter plus solar panel. No need for light

solar ain't cheap bro

Fashola don dey old oo

sinaj:
what advice do u need again?

You confirmed yourself dat she is a prostitute. If you want to continue with her nd prolly get infected, then go ahead

true

They dont understand this

nikkypearl:
What is redploed

redeployed

ChilledPill:
The present illegal things happening in the south-west these days are yahoo-yahoo and skull mining but you'll hardly see the yoruba people condemn those behind the illegal business.

true


Even their elders they always say Omo Ibo ole

Where as na them b d real thieves

Credit card cloning, 419 at uk , yahoo boys and skull mining no b sin to them.

Why all these people wicked like this


Let me not go tribal even if I know dat if it were to b another tribe d loud mouthed skull miners would have gone mad on d matter

Confussion2:
Ok here is the things guys. I have an amazing woman.Our sex life is bam. But then ..... here is the issue'

She squirts' as in real gushing of fluid whenever we make love but she keeps saying she wishes she experiences what I experience whenever I'm cuming. Now that is a whole bunch of confusion. Because I thought getting a girl to squirt is the climax of sex for women. Or is squirting defferent from orgasm. I dont get it. I always look at her confused whenever she says that.


So ladies,Doctors , Don juans in the house what is it really. Is squirt different from orgasm. If not whatz the way forward.

they are different


Orgasm will make all her body to be vibrating unlike squirting. Though both can happen at thesame time

I pray dey will not mine their skulls as usual in Jesus name

Mynd44:
Let's be straigh here, your daughter was rude. It does not matter if Chisom is a maid or a nanny, rude is rude and I am bothered that you did not see the need to tell her to be a lil more polite to people.

You should teach your ward basic "please and thank you" also to be polite when requesting for thing. She could have requested for a cup and it is well but "am I a dog"? That escalated too quickly.

Also bothering is that children don't just come up with this thing, someone has been deneaning to Chisom in front of her and she js learning fast. Watch your daughter.


This is a friendly advice

oga stop all these your story just for a 3years old child

He even said he corrected her.

If you know much about children you will know dat there is a certain age when children are uncontrollable

Mynd44:
Lets flip the script. If your daughter had told you "why are you giving me water like a dog?" will you find it offensive to you?

Oga d daughter in question is just 3
Dats y d man was surprised

sexy74:
Thanks for asking a very good question and also thank you for your observations, now the little girl in question is 3 years , the girl staying with me put the water for her in a little bowl they use in feeding little kids and not in a cup which she uses. We have a dog that licks (laps) ( what I learnt today) from a bowl.
what made me pay more attention to them was when she kept on insisting that dogs dont drink water but lick (lap) it.

since she is just 3, she can act d way she acted


But make sure as she grows she will b taking water herself

sexy74:
I owe you no responsibility to declare to you my relationship with her, and please note is not all that stays with you is a maid if the person is not your biological child.
To your other question she said thank you, but complained how she was offered and made to drink the water.
so please stop to assume on behalf of someone

your daughter and d girl who is older

sarrki:
I agree with your statement above

Having said that,

But disagreed with where you mentioned pmb

He met the whole system in shambles

I assure you he will fix it

he has always been part of the system

A second time president, he will fix it after he leaves office.

sarrki:
This are people we entrust our children with

You have to learn how to write in English before posting

GloriaNinja:
FROG VOICE WILL NOT LIKE THis

he won d better award already

This one na consolation for drake dat never came close

orjikuramo:
Na, that isn't meant to happen. David killed us with fall n if, WizKid dropped sound from the other side that had no sound!

M not a Wiz or David fan, I just love music. Any clear minded critic would know this ain't nice.

davido already won d better award

Best African Act, international not local

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MizMyColi:
But I still write big grammar nau.

Lol

Nice, keep it up.
I have been reading only on front page all these while, that should b d reason I havent noticed.

ibkayee:
Who are you?

ken2baba

ibkayee:
Lool this is a throwback list

H202 ()
eldee (secretly YIMing you to translate yoruba)
bolajiboak (love/hate relationship)
oyinda (literally my fav)
chiogo (I'm actually older than you)
tosinadeda (I wrote this in like 2014 and I've spoken to you since then but you're still one of my favs)
audio (I still think you're K16 and that you're a terrible rapper)
doyin13 (hmmm)
toyinrayo/Ileke Idi (tu es le bae, I wrote this in like 2014 and I've spoken to you since then but you're still one of my favs)
lalaboi (I wrote this in like 2014 and I've spoken to you since then but you're still one of my favs)
chamotex ( )
iice (my lady crush)
ThiefofHearts (fierce omg)
MrCrackles (akuya)
Kunbee
lyssa (forum games bae)
tubabie (forum games bae 2)
Bbeee (ewu)
ballerina (we thought we should have been the girl in the psquare busy body video, urgh cringe)
saucekid (my first nairaland 'boyfriend', I think)
somze (first nairaland friend, thanks for your warnings)
jennykadry (nma)
ravenzord (I don't miss you olodo since I still talk to you but you're still a semi fav)
bluespice (forum games bae 3)
beauteous/Missy B (<3)
princessa (jokes section bae)
firestar (mon petit chou, I wrote this in like 2014 and I've spoken to you since then but you're still one of my favs)
Mustay (I still think you look like Lupe Fiasco, and Vector too actually now that I think about it)
Sisi_Kill (yaaya)
chic2pimp (forum games bae 4, I wrote this in like 2014 and I've spoken to you since then but you're still one of my favs)
Tgirl4real (Iya mi)
Busy_body (incredibly nice)
Shollypopz

There's probably more, I'll add once I remember

You get time.

Add me as one of your favs

IAMSASHY:
its obvious u dnt trust her, dnt let her go dere, always lock her up in d house so dat men wl nt see her.

Just keep quiet

collinometricx:
how did u even get to here...
I mean hitting mha mention..
coz I wasn't talking to u in the first place...
I never gave u a mention...
some persons will just die on top anoda person parole...

#SOA

Guy I was just amused whether I saw your location.

I didnt insult you initially, it just cracked me up n I decided to quote you because it made you seem like a funny guy to me.

MizMyColi:
Uh ohhh

I miss you!

Those days like 2-3years ago when you used to write epistles with big big grammar, I always used my dictionary before I could understand you points then.

You remember? Or am talking to d wrong person.

collinometricx:
every body with his own way of life...

so fu#k offf

you are a confused simpleton!

BigSarah:
We all get mouth

lol

collinometricx:
. stop giving her hope...
she isn't beautiful...


#SOA

You don't think you know where u stay? Lol

BigSarah:
Goan buy your makeup see your fat face ontop fat head

You get mouth like this?

BigSarah:
It'd be weird getting closer to him physically now, don't you think!?.
I'll try to avoid him even though I'm certain that might not work

You have so fallen for this guy. Clearly infatuation, you will get over him soon.

Mind you, he may come back to you when he tell some of his friends and they advise him to chop d free kpomo. He will just do chop n clean mouth.
So in case he comes, Don't give your body to him for like 6months. If he waits, then he may start liking you along d line but if you open cheaply na oyo for u.

dollyjoy:
If I don't?

I will find you and








And slap your bad mouth.

dollyjoy:
So you mean after all the heavy make ups and all,you couldn't attract a real man to your life other than some guy who is irritated just at the thought of you? Girl leave the poor man alone. He doesn't dig you at all.

keep quiet there.