₦airaland Forum

Justdulla:
. Then your Hilarious i guess,have you ever given anyone 100,000 talkless of 1 million since your existence,someone did something good,instead of you to accept it,your joining partisan politics to my comment am ashamed of you brother...read between the lines dont read behind it,,,and you made a very bad comment with your first statement,pray God forgives you..because not many of us might live to reach that age she has attained so show respect to the elders and also respect a good deed..even if the money was donated to GEJ, i would have said d'same thing,because its a good thing in the sight of the lord..Kindness and charity

APC campaign strategy! Yeye pipu! Lies! Picture of her saving d money or adonblivit! Nansense outdated campaign strategy.

django1:
I don't like both of them but I'll go with Ghana on the basis of west African solidarity.

Me too. But I wish Ghanaians can reason this way, that's how most of them on nairaland were supporting SA when we played them in d qualifying rounds

Segirl18:
Taaah....U'l surely get tired of it someday! Apart from d sex aspect of its essentiality, hw else is it essential o?

what is marriage without sex?
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It also helps them to sit comfortably for a long time
But skinny/bonny girls will feel pain in no time because there is no flesh to act as shock absorber.
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It gives them confidence and most dresses look good on them.
On the other hand, having a smaller butt has its numerous advantages.
In conclusion, I like big butts, but nt extra large like tools though. I still like moderate types like genevieve and seyi shey but not Tiwa. Lolz

Hemanwel:
Oshoala is gonna go places with her pacy style of football.

she will go higher places for sure. She is one of a kind.

SeverusSnape:
Damn!...That girl friend of yours is mean!
I feel so Sorry for the Etisalat girl. If your Girlfriend ain't picking your calls, Ignore her and believe you me, She'll call you for an explanation.
But hope you collected the number of the "Etisalat girl"?

the etisalat girl shouldn't have used d towel or bathed without permission

alaoeri:
That's nice, we will eventually know the strength of yeeeebos in Lagos when it comes to voting & lay the issue of yeeebos are up to 58% of Lagosians to rest.

rigging is d only option for APC
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U and I know dat Jimi A. Is a far better candidate than d APC guy, even without igbo's vote he will readily win dat dunce.
Just watch their debate and u will see d big difference.
I hope to see full military presence in lagos during d election to avoid rigging.

Mynd44:
Even when the National Security Adviser has come out to say he wrote exams with this nigga?

You people need to take a whole lot of chill pills

Then let d national security adviser provide d result. And besides, he can write d exam and fail all d subjects as usual.

Most of these things has already come to pass.

yemaldo:
There we go again, no man's land and u r begging for deputy gov.

No mind dat guy! I be igbo person but d guy talk rubbish.

Skako:
Well said my awating first lady not english blunder like PEJ

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)
15. We all have HIV.( For real?


We have tried of these blunders we need change
but am not among that number 15
sai buhari

u worse than her

Wittylens:
Keep Dreaming..Dreams Come True

After February 14 ,


GEJ Will Remain The President.

PEJ will Remain The First Lady.

Sambo Will Remain Vice-President..


Obasanjo Will Go Back To His Ota FARM.

Tinubu Will Go Back To His House In Ikeja


Buhari Will Go back to his Cows in Katsina

Amaechi Will Go To Jail.


NIGERIA WILL MOVE FORWARD >>>>>>>>>>>>

I love dat Amaechi will go to jail

mhyra:
there are three topics I can't stand..
1.Asking me to tell you more about myself
2.Asking me to tell you more about myself..
3.Asking me to tell you more about myself..

dahs all..!

U b ogbanje / abiku?

dechandel:
My books

First class material

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mirexxx:
ok i didn't know dat

ok, only kyle n kendel r real for now

mirexxx:
dey naturally have big butts...Kris,kourtney and Kim buh she added sumfin 2 hers sha. Khloe go it from her mom too. she looks like her dad facially.

dey all have silicon butts, have u seen their pix b4 surgery?

kagari:
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U don smoke abi

u didn't catch d drift, she was only being sarcastic.

CaptainOjemba:
I am seeing a decent man taking over the affairs of lagos in the person of Agbaje.

this is d second time he is winning!

bluenubian:
u people that are saying pitt are more dangerous dont know shit, i have a pitt, believe me he is harmless, the only reason people think pitts are dangerous is becos people breed them for fighting, however, rottweillers are bigger and badder, they are watch dogs while pitts can be a house pet. there is no way u can have a rottweiller in ur house unless its still a puppy, but my pitt sleeps with me in my bed every night

on point!
Check my pit bull below

Eastcoast:
I think pitbulls are very violent. they are the ones that can eat a whole human alive. they are horrible.Even those that own pitbulls say that you must feed them otherwise....................................They are also very strong and hard to overcome.

lies!

Barby! RIP
Came 2 d world as a pitbull n died as a LIONESS

benuejosh:
wizkid has being the only person tormenting his life.

do u nairalanders ever learn d difference b/w "been" & "being"?

Bruteforce1o1:
Agbaje the chemist be like *This guy is wicked, see as he finish me. Bode George pls come and help me*

but agbaje defeated flawlessly

Don baba J will never do that. I don't think he is referring to d kokomaster

brownlord:
Anyone support other party in the north is an infidel, yet they installed robot ( banicansta, berem, omenka, Gbawe and co ) in the south.

smh

those monikers u listed are nairaland bokoharam recruits and they must b stopped

ichommy:
Good Idea jare. Make den no flood my fone with Sms. NCC get dere own for body, Make den yarn MTN and Co make den Reduce tariff den dey do werey.

apc na thieves, d money only amaechi and fashola will donate is more dan 21b, just watch dia campaign and u will notice dey r wasting more money dan PDP.
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Na so buhari claim say him poor while him children dey school n live abroad but d president's children are all in nigeria.
Breeze don dey open him yansh

TheFreeOne:
So in your warped mind sensible nigerians should support perjury and forgery

And is your Buhari above the law of nigeria A law that requires anyone aspiring to the office of president must present a minimum requirement of a secondary school certificate.

APC goons like you are all over spewing nonsense without realising the danger such lawlessness portends.

Nigeria is not a jungle.

He even failed maths, we all know maths is compulsory so dey better go and forge anoda one dat has maths as credit.

highlandre:
Paid agents of the PDP. No sensible Nigerian would protest against progressive Change that Buhari stands for!

1naira change? Conductor buhari give me my change b4 I spoil something here..

mukina2:
cheat goal

barca has virtually scored/missed no penalty goal dis season in laliga but real M and ronaldo score penalty in almost every laliga game.

mukina2:
someone may be sent off soon from barca

na so u hate barca reach? Arsenal fans suppose like barca because of similar pattern of play

Abbeyme:
Barca seem to be unable to pass thru the ATM defense line.

Can't we shoot from outside?

ATM wants to draw dis one and win at dia home

mukina2:
Atleti

i will only sekem if they score.

u be man? As in oga

Hahaha