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Adex097: lol...you never can tell, some pple for dis our thread fit dey take ham....

And d stuff come dey make dem type rubbish for here


*na joke I dey o*

He dy give dem inspiration!
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Na dat type oga terry G dy take wen dy make am sing rubbish for stage

emasco7: excuse me pals but must my affidavit of non-membership to cult and good conduct be frm d supreme court in benin?

Nope sir!!......u can go to high court @ sapele road

Hahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....
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Abeg make person voluteer to take weed for here make we here d person xperience...
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Na d place wen he say na jackie chai collect he shoes na like pass and wen he say make dat doc give am drugs take fite evil spirit!!
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Nice xperience....!!...Lwkmd

[quote author=Adex097][b]
LWKMD!! I got this story from nairaland, it really
worth sharing. A user on Nairaland with the
username mr_*** shared this.
Guys forget the length of this story, its worth
reading, very very hilarious.
When i say weeed is bad, I mean its really really
bad!!
Oya, start reading!!
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I had just moved out of my parents house and
was sharing a room with my “friend”. I had no
idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious
movements and signature weed scent(abi na
odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with
him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started
bringing home his weed smoking buddies and
they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it
right there in the room or mix the weed with
beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered
what made them happy after smoking, so i
decided to find out for myself(wrong move) It was
a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it
was, my friend was out as usual.
I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn’t
find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived
the weeed joint all sweaty and nervous, half
expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be
aware of my presence there, they were all on
different planets all expect one i concluded that
he must be the seller so i approached him and
the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weeed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i
didn’t know that. I thought it was something very
large. I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a
tiny wrap of weeed with a white paper, i was
suprised when he gave me 950 as change.
I couldn’t believe weeed was that cheap. On my
way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it
with beans because i thought that it will be
better that way(another wrong move).
Long story short, i cooked beans and added the
whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told
him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing
happened to me this one that you people will eat
and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo.
My friend was like ehen you be strong man ooI
decided to take a quick nap before doing
laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the
floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i
couldn’t stop, my heart beat was so audible and
fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, i was able
to get up from the floor, I felt as if i had just
gained access to a part of my mind that I never
knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at
the same time.
I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you
have to experience it to believe it. Though I
strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable
in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly
a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e
joor (off your clothes) i obeyed.
The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that
was when i realised that the weed had taken
effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will
calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my
skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me make
sense of what was going on but he laughed at me,
he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told
him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you
don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you
go mad oo go chemist make you go explain
yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe
itch at the back of my head that wouldn’t go
away no matter how hard i scratched and i was
convinced that the beating in my chest was an
evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch.
I ran to my neighbour champion and told him
champion e jo e fun mi lese laya (champion pls
punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo
ma ku oo(if you don’t punch me i will die oo) he
hissed and walked out having had enough of such
nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.
The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba
ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni (why don’t you
punch yourself in the chest or do you want to
die?) i punched and punched but there was no
difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my
head was getting louder, the itch in my head was
getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was
getting louder.
Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start
running) so i started running but on getting
outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering
but that didn’t stop me from running (i would
have given husain bolt a run for his money on
that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare
footed, i told him i had a severe headache i
needed something to make me sleep immediately,
he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there
in his presence, next i asked him to give me a
drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised
somethi

I remember dose yrs wen gals dy joyfully plait telephone wire for xmas,come wear deir small koko shoe,already made dress wif deir small purse!!

Nw dem go come dy form big gal for person!!
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Smh

chaarly: yo!!!!!


ah dun show lyk james bond
missed dis trouble-some thread tho lyk sweet-corn
been long ah posted...
bt av alwys been updated
finally.. ASUU strike is off
tis a new dawn!


mornin y'all
God who kept us since june 1st wil continue keepn us..
none of us shall morn!


shout-out 2 all d newly admitted studs
cnt wait 4 clearance tho
ah hope uniben updates d kofa page and giv us a nod

admission race!
me ah no go tire
am ontop of d race
and na uniben sure pass!!





abeg make una explain da ''affidavit'' 2me again.. ah neva do ma own

Since i knw u na dis one b d only beta tin wen u don tok...b like u don dy recover small small

chaarly: this cow dun manage stat page ooo

Lol...chaarly go brush ur teeth...ur mouf dy smell.....lol...i neva get ur tym

Jenni_angel: hahahahahahehehehehehuhuhuhuhihihihihi........lafing in fada christmas' voice...........

Hohohohohohohohohoho
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Dancin in fada xmas voice

STORM2: I'm just wondering how universities plan to stop the vice chancellors from stealing the money....
Cos that money must be supervised with an iron fist....since people never do the correct thing for the correct reasons.

Yea u av a point...bt am nt sure day can embezzle d money dis time around cox fg has set up a committee to look it d disbursement and also hw d money is to be spent....

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Its wednesday dec 18th.....a day to faiths bifay,two days to my mum's bifday and exactly 7 days to christmas..
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I will buy eye glass., buy already made gown wif lil purse for my gf.!!
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And guess my gf knws herself...nobody shuld ask me who she is

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Its wednesday dec 18th.....a day to faiths bifay,two days to my mum's bifday and exactly 7 days to christmas..
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I will buy eye glass., buy already made gown wif lil purse for my gf.!!

Pokemon43: ur last post was dec 14th and u said u were trekking from page 1323,dis is a new method of seeking attention*better luck lying next time*

Yup...and he got d attention he was seekin...cox u actually gave him ur tym by quotin him....
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Pokemon43: i don't shout i just speak to clearify people and in dis case i don't know d truth u are talking about maybe u can tell us

Hehehehe...see gobe!!
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U knw best joor!!

Pokemon43: for what?by then most of my dream would av been achieved

Wat abt d dream of gettn married?

odizeey: ok.
Do you mean i am jealous of ken?
If so u r on a long tyn like niger brigde

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Say wattt?

odizeey: yes i knw you have amusement packs

I mean dat of d body

emasco7: oboy...see treking frm page 1623....kenneth u don slip?... evenin pals

No sir...i join d vigilantee group...we dy maintain peace and order

Texzy22: Wassup Fairfax !

dnt bother she wont reply!!

Adex097: No vacancy for ASO ROCK till 2019

Eyah..poky sowi.....wait for 2023

Adex097:

Lol...and y was he so interested in dat line?

Pokemon43: ithere was neva nthing betwen us nd there won't b and u i really smell jealosy emanating from u,ken and i just happen to be co aspirants

And y is she shoutin?
Co aspirants ni.......Abeg tell dem d truth ooo...i smell sth farmin!!

odizeey: d guy go die bfr 20 push ups

Dose he knw hw many packs i av and wat resulted to dose packs?

odizeey: d guy go die bfr 20 push ups

Dose he knw hw many packs i av?

Affrey: lol am not angry.
*serious face*
Ken r u ready to be be shot 11 times and do 80 push ups,use barb wire to do skipping rope,feed an elephant,sit on a hot gas,run 200 kilo,swim with crocodiles.
If u are then ur ready to die for me

Just dat?
Tot u wisll say sth beta...consider it done

Hehehehehe...!!!
Today is Oge's bifday....
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Wullnp love!!...Happy birthday

Hehehehehe...!!!
Today is Oge's bifday....
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Wullnp love!!

odizeey: indeed

Lol...i serious oo....!!
Affrey knw na....bt i b no wan make am public

odizeey: she has fallen for you

Hahaha....its too late poky...i am occupied..guess adex is stil vacant

[quote author=module][/quote]Wow...and today was d day..
D 17th of Dec 2013

odizeey: Person don dey para for ken o.
Y u go say u love affrey wen ur omote dey here.
Omote dont worry he does not mean it

No o..she is no longer my omote...i don sack her

Pokemon43: love kor?cso! Take sledgy cos you need to break kan head

Hahaha..y u dy vex?
D person wen i dy tok to dy happy...u wen he no concern dy vex....see me see trouble o

odizeey: u call person goat u dey ask question. U well so?
U r hereby bannished

Lol....come odiri who ask u make u put mouth?
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She undastand sha.....na agreement wen we make..!!
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Affrey dear dnt b angry dats my way of sayin I LOVE U and CAN DIE FOR U!!