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MizMyColi:
Rub and Shine

We even had a song for rub n shine... Boarding Skul was horrible

Another one, I was so Stubborn that when i transferred to anoder Skul in SS1, d seniors will give u money and jerrycan to go buy water for them, I just take it, pay the money, and disappear leaving their stuffs unattended.. I will be forming that am studying till late night before coming back to d hostel to avoid queries lol. Eehh, even their plates, I leave them on the sandy floor and disappear... I miss secondary Skul mehn

I went to a convent school and it was so strict. You can't even go home unless during holidays and stuff... So I learnt how to forge the house mistress signature... I just sign, show the gateman and off I go. I felt so invisible.

I dont know y ppl make a big deal out of notin... U r supposed to wed in ur hubbys church period.. I was a Pentecostal/Anglican and married to a catholic. Don't let dis cause trouble in ur new marriage

I can't believe she's dead.. she was a senior while I was in hijc nkpor

Omg can we be in laws? She is too cute

I rather be friendless than have close female friends... I can't stand some ladies...

Odinaka00:
Last flight to Abuja, have u seen that movie mbu? Gbalia to see that movie b4 unu apuo, thank me later

U are very wicked oo lol

laroux:
@kenfil being with a white woman is the best thing that ever happened to me and that could ever happen to any guy. White girls are far superior than Nigerian girls. Tell me what area can you compare a Nigerian girl and a white girl. Fashion-no, sense of humour-no, cooking-no, speaking-no, composure-no, intelligence-no, civilization-no or is it exposure-no. There's absolutely nothing that justifies your point. @georgematics that's your business. @mxhorlah guys ask for sex cos they've discovered that the only thing most of your girls are good for is SEX and I won't blame them for that either. @vado nobody is whining. Mind you I have a girl and she's not Nigerian cos I have no intentions of mixing with one. @FLAWLES I'm not an undergraduate. I'm a working class citizen with a six figure monthly salary when converted to naira. I don't go about chasing Nigerian girls whether working class or none working class cos I'm not interested in any. When I brought my girl home last year, I was the talk of the town cos anyone with eyes could easily know the difference between quality and quantity. @vickyyB the last time I checked men still rule the world.

Odiegwu, biko go and sleep joor, it seems like u hv time for long stories. keep dreaming sweetheart

I pity some of u naija men dat think its all gold and silver wit d white women u compare us with.. I pity una well well... Some of u shuld start working on urselves.. am also referring to u Mr Poster, so u culd attract a gud woman.

Its funny how naija men complain about naija girls.. they did dis, dey did dat.... But there are weddings every Saturday.. nkechi weds dolapo lol... U guys r soo funny joor

Kcinho: Ok now. ka mu jiri nu okwukwe kweta.

Good for u..

Kcinho: A ga aju onye kita? Picture or .............................

Nke ahu gbasara gi oo lol... If u like believe, if u no like, stay there lol

Kanwulia: Na now the runs dey sweeeeet oooooooooooh!
Nothing to loose again na
Chai!!!! Diarrrrrrrrrris SATANNNNIOH!
The men just keep coming. . . and coming. . .and coming.
With lots of love and affection.
Money nko?

COME CHECK OUT CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRECT MARRIED BOBOS!
Nor be all these NL and online 'YORO-YOROS'! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6luT4NNJU

Name it! I garrrit!
As I dey type this. . .my phone is busy with all kinds of text messages.
How to deal with 3 of them at once on my London vacation coming up in less than one month is gonna be HELL!

Toto go wound seriously!!!!!
All of them get WIVES O! Beautiful correct career wives. Not 'awon chere-were' hungry housewives without jobs, looking for 'chop-money' like MGBEKES/ALATIKAS. . . career pregnant women!!! Dem must born efry yia to receive 'fertility award'. . .till the men go run leave dem UGLY FAT AZZEZ go anoda continent!!! LOL!!!!

You are seriously funny mehn.. u always got me laffing here on NL..

I didn't start wearing bra until 17 after sec Skul.. still it was hard to find size for market.. lol.. mkpulu oloma. But now story don change lol

I will suggest u write an anonymous letter to Titi, letting her know wats going on. She will be soo mad at u for hiding such a thing. # some men r heartless tho#

drealnoni: Hi I'm from Umuoji but married to An Awka-Etiti Man. I love Uzo Iyi, I have never attended one but my dad used to bring back tapes of the festival when we were young.
I'm glad we are still maintain our traditions and not letting people tell us they are fetish. These tradition give us a sense of who we are and how great our forefathers were.
i would like to be part of keeping this heritage alive some my kids can partake in it.
Oji Kwenu.................Oji
Oji Kwenu.................Oji
Oji Kwenu..................Igwulube Okodu

R u serious? I grew up in awka etiti. Its nice to see sm1 from dat area

I don't care. I get to eat enof food and chop enof chicken.

Pipsland78: I'm leaving my lecturing job in March because I'm relocating to the US and I intend to give them one month notice. Hope this is right?

Hmmm u might regret dis decision o, plz don't leave ur job entirely because u won a lottery. Its not easy in d Gods own country o. Hv a backup plan my dear.

Chaulay1: Just wondering how close is Abakaliki to Abagana and is Abagana known to many people? The girl in question may not mean any harm at all, you just find out why she didnt tell you the exact place she is from. For example, when people ask me where I am from, I usually mention the main & popular town that is close to my hometown to avoid further unnecessary question especially people that is not too familiar with the state.

This issue is nothing at all except you have something else against her.

Abakaliki is all d way in ebonyi state and no where near abagana anambra state. Anyways she might have her reasons for d lie lie

Hmm I've really gained self control over d Years o.. I just give my silent treatment if possible but if aM really angry, my voice will increase and I tend to spill some tears lol. I hate being angry cos it brings d demon in me

Ewoo amu egbuo mu oo.. dey hv killed dis guy

if dis story is true, ur wife needs an awakening slap... NEVER trust anyone with ur man, ladies... infact I don't trust anybody kpatakpata so dat I will know what and who is killing me wen d time comes. always keep those type of friends at arms lenght

We women are complicated and some ppl will never understand it. Depression and anger during ''period'' is normal. infact, my own dey craze, I would be happy one second, d next minute, I will be sad and angry like sm1 died. Just be easy wif her and also give her space if she needs it ok

jehi: Searched through all 9 pages and still no November 23rd birthday mate.

Am November 22nd.. just a day apart arrgg

Where are all my Scorpio babies.. November 22nd rite here.

Wow, everything I read here just encouraged me, and made me cry at d same time. This is d period dat I feel so empty and it seems no one understand Hw I feel.. @ serubawon, prittigrr and everyone I couldn't mention...I pray we all get our heart desires. Amen

Lol.. very nice..... Don't keep us waiting with d updates abeg

Haba all dis fighting bout naija and America..Anyways, America is over hyped....just don't hv d mentality dat money grows on d tree and be ready to hustle den u will be fine....make I go face my own wahala jare

Nice work tho ...keep 'em coming