₦airaland Forum

math2001:
God forbit.. NObody should allow Goodluck Jonathan to contest, INEC should disqualify him, on the basic of national security.

hopefulLandlord:
I'm not afraid of your imaginary friends (Yahweh, Jesus, Paul) neither am I afraid of your imaginary enemies (Lucifer, Satan, Devil, Demons)

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

themosthigh:
Come and work for us, we are preparing an army to stand with Satan on Armageddon and attack the forces of jehovah.
We have already found a way to destroy angel Micheal sword and we hope that jehovah essence proofing on our nuclear bombs will finish the host of saints.
We plan to our overthrow jehovah and enthrone lucider and then lock Christ up in the bottomless pit since that is his plan for the lucifer our lord and master.
The age of God is over and he has messed up the earth totally due to his jealousy, wickedness and stupidity.join us and stop being a slave and help us

NevetsIbot:
God forbid!!!! Marrying an hippopotamus at home. Gross. All that fat stems down to glutonny,over feeding nd lack of excercise.

How can someone not disciplined in those aspects mother my children?

She worwor too. God have mercy. Ugh.

Well. Happy married life. Cowgirl reverse go bad

kingdaro:
Hate the game not the player

kingdaro:
Hate the game not the player

patriotic9jaboy:
Where is God in my post?

patriotic9jaboy:
I am planning to set up a church so i can collect tithes and offerings from lazy Nigerians who fails to use their brain but rather wait on a sky daddy to come down from heaven to bless them with riches and prosperity. Religion is a multi billion dollar industry and i must tap into it before everyone becomes wise that religion is the greatest scam invented by mankind