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RomeoEmpire:
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more
easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER.

la-la whch style i go use steal one ekwuke dog next door to me?

decatalyst:
This pretty Mike get issue and we dey look am like play like play.

Because, how could somebody be holding and umbrella even when it doesn't rain or it's not a sunny day?


Different level of madness.

Hahahahaha, Abi Nah Silicon body d guy get.

Bovi dey express him feelings, but Na spoilt picken dey reason like dat.

I dumped dem since i noticed the rapid deduction of data .

Wish her best of luck and favour in her endeavors

Dis Tstv people self, unorganized set of people

Not just to produce and sell to the western world, thereby outsourcing jobs meant for the youths, instead of using it as an avenue to build industries and thereby creating more jobs for d masses..may God help them to think positively as they execute their plans.

U sure say him no d road to Edo..whch transport company dey collect 1k to Edo ?

NextGovernor:
Just be lying. #1,000 from PH to Edo b4?

Though there is increase but no time PH to benin na #1k.

kennosman:
U Said it all but he need an insider for that to happen.if he is really sure about this, let him contact me

check my facebook id.. kenneth mathew or kennyboy_uk@hotmail.com, i will guide you.

FreeWorld23:
if ur land is in an undeveloped area, u will get lesser than that price. But if it's in a well developed area, u will get nothing less than 10m for a 5 year lease and 2 automatic employment Slot if you have graduates in ur family if u play your game well. My mum's friend experience is what I am talking about.

U Said it all but he need an insider for that to happen.if he is really sure about this, let him contact me

GlobalGisting:
Does it mean TSTV didn't launch as expected or no one has been able to buy it yet. Cos I knw even if the launched at midnight some people must have exhausted their own 20gig by now.

was suppose to buy mine yesterday at bayelsa but was told d stock is nt available yet, even in ph.

U Analysis op is totally wrong....

OPP...Which State did dis happen? i also had similar issue like dis last nite at Yenegoa..

Originalsly:
I think this is unfair . If you really grasped everything she said you wouldn't make such a comment. Did you consider her age?...did you consider what she was always told about receiving gifts? .. and how she always ignored the various advances by guys? ...and most of all... that a phone was dearest to her? She gave enough background . I guess you missed it all. How many young ladies would miss the opportunity to get a ride in a Range Rover Sport?...would you?..I know your mouth would say not you. Rolex... even enlightened you don't know the price of Rolex.... a genuine Rolex watch can be bought for less that N500k. And please... did she ever say she was pure?...Are you?...or anyone you know? We need to encourage our talented youths to showcase their skills.... not try to discourage them.

Nice one op.. Really like ur comment..

Abdstrakt:
Getout!

Who has time for this useless suspense.

Haters... If u don't v time fr d suspense then bounce.

curvyibogirl:
I'm sorry guys, i hope this does it for the moment. I just managed to write something within the hour to placate my readers for the moment. I've been currently very busy and usually have time to write late at night. I promise to complete my story no matter how many bits it takes. Thanks for your patience and time.

Nice one op..i know you are tryn ur best to make sure your readers got enough, keep it up dear.

Well....i often think if anybody else do pass tru wot dis op is going tru nw.. d truth is , u v nt found d right ribs dis makes u been choosy.. just pray to find d right person.. wuld like to knw u better op... Whatsapp me. 08068825376

Few days ago, I was picked pocketd of my Gionee m5..decided to replace it back, but getting to slot I found out dat m5 plus was hyped so much, so I changed my choice to it.. Just a little diffrnce anyway.. But m5 is still d big deal Espc d batt life 6020mah

9PBLIVE:
nice rank.. Infinix should top the list though on based on battery.

ops.. Why wuld u compare infinix batt to Gionee?

Gionee M5:
Enjoyn mine, all wot I hv ever wanted in a phone is dia.

#Batt life like wow# Downside: it's a bit heavy.....

omotolly22:
infinix hot 2 .love the size love the the camera quality, but poor battery life and usually gets hot like fire

usually get hot like fire!!! Abi? My first Android phone den was infinix race eagle, d batt easily get drained n phone hot like hot plate, dat discouraged me from usn infinix product

Ada9103:
Woww..........no be jazz....na raw talent

ur comment mek sense Ada.. .

braithwaite:


Welcome to telecomm bigwizzy001

Accommodation:don't stress yourself you'll see a nice apartment in offa that comes cheap.compare to Lagos, Ph and Abuja
Boredom: don't think so..you'll be moving from one site to other..

Telecom is just another venture like a tourist moving from one location to the other.. with telecom have touch the whole 36 states and almost 240 local government.. it's sweet and likewise stresful.. I hope your company pays you well..

And luckily your Fse in also a nairalander youre blessed. Contact him..

And be very careful with ladies in every state you visit.. em with engineers na like.. 2&3

Lol.. Be very careful with ladies in every state you visit..

bigwizzy001:
No forum is as blessed and energetic as nairaland I must confess. It avails us the opportunity of meeting new pple and even those in the same line of duty with oneself. I'm happy seeing a telecom expert. What coy do you work for? can u pls pm me ur number? Need to ask u some Qs boss.

u wlcum man. 09087816244. Iptpowertech. com

Congrats Man....Welcome to d World of Telecomms, Wia u Travel to Almost d Whole Local Govt in a State Across d Country.
Accomodation Shuld nt be a Problem to u, Cos u will be paid Well. Dnt knw of ur Company but mine pay well, i receive Alert
everyweek, hv been to Almost d whole State, but d Disadvantage: i dnt hv a Steady Place, i often Lodge.. Once again,
CONGRATS..GOD DON BLESS U BRO

PLANNING TO BUY IT BUT D BATT REDUCTION DISCOURAGED ME.. STILL ENJOYING MY M5.

ONE OF D BEST PHONE I V EVER USED....BATT OF 6020MAH.
PLS CHANGE DIS UR TOPIC HEADLINE!!!!!!!!!! OK

ZeeAfrica:
that muscular guy has my name written all over his heart and boddyyyy. mmmmm yammy . wish I could locate him, and tell him that Zee his bae is ready. lol

Hw r u doing Zee? Nice one. Den add me up on whatsapp. 08068825376 let's know better