Politics › Re: . by Kenny4lyfe(m): 5:02pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
Caffeine: It's interesting, many people suggest that I become proficient at lying. I will endeavor to be sincere, whether or not I become a president  Good choice then.
We need honest people in government but I don't see that happening soonest.
I only advice you based on the technical reality of the political climate in Nigeria. |
Politics › Re: . by Kenny4lyfe(m): 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
Your first, second and third concern is...
You must learn to be an incredibly rich liar!!!
Lobatan |
Foreign Affairs › Re: “kill One Christian And Government Will Kill Four Muslims”kenya. by Kenny4lyfe(m): 4:06pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
Hmnnn....
Op arrange your sauce well na! |
Politics › Re: This Change Carry Sleeping Sickness Come by Kenny4lyfe(m): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
Chai |
Politics › Re: Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe's Campaign In The 1960's.(Pics) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 11:12am On Aug 25, 2016 |
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Phones › Re: OPERA Launches It's Own Free VPN. by Kenny4lyfe(m): 8:16am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Chinaimporter: [s]we satanists are finally creating a one world goverment and a new world order...very soon we all shall be one and think alike,then later our thought will be synchronized with a giant supercomputer that would be control by satan and we shall all be used involuntarily to fight christ on armagadon then invade heaven where we will overthrow his father and put lucifer on the seat forever. Prayers and fasting will not help you because we own your conciousness and have prevented christ from reaching you guys since 1883.to join satan add me up. [/s]
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Politics › Re: Garba Shehu, This Is Definitely Not The Change Buhari Promised! by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:02am On Aug 25, 2016 |
APC had better wake up and smell the coffee.
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Crime › Re: Lucky Okonkwo Killed (Deploo Hotel And Suites Owner) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:40am On Aug 24, 2016 |
RIP to the dead |
Politics › Re: Agriculture Is NOT The Magic Solution- Simon Kolawole by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:32am On Aug 24, 2016 |
I love this write-up scarrraaa!
Oh jigbijigbijigbi!!!
Where Buhari hide our cassava bread them put?
GEJ must hear this....
Storms outta thread.... |
Politics › Re: Group Seeks Middle Belt’s Separation From The Core North by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:02am On Aug 24, 2016 |
Is this not a case of medicine after death?
It'll be nice though if actualized. |
Politics › Re: Edo APC Sharing 200 Naira Recharge Cards To Woo Voters by Kenny4lyfe(m): 5:56am On Aug 24, 2016 |
Mtchwww... |
Politics › Re: Mr. Chinakwe's Dog, The Sons Of Lucifer And The Seed Of Al Shaitan - FFK by Kenny4lyfe(m): 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Hmnnn... |
Politics › Re: Deja-vu: Does This 2013 Venezuelan News Report Look Familliar? [PIC] by Kenny4lyfe(m): 7:46pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Emergency powers made in Venezuela!
lobatan!
And zombies be like....
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Foreign Affairs › Re: A German Highway In The 1930s (photo) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 12:30pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
ok |
Food › Re: World Jollof Rice Day: The Creativity Of Jollof Rice In Pictures by Kenny4lyfe(m): 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2016*. Modified: 5:26pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
hmnnn....
Maybe in GEJ time.
The technical reality now is that boys can only celebrate world garri day.
Ask nairaland #garri_crew for details
#infact @lalasticlala you don pursue all our #Garri_Crew them commot NL ni or are they on technical hibernation?
Na joke I dey oh!  By the way, HBD @RuthOgala
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Crime › Re: Man Bathes Married Lover With Acid In Oyo (graphic Pics) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 9:36am On Aug 22, 2016*. Modified: 9:56am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Yeepaaa!!! Had it been this man didn't resort to the barbaric act of acid bathing Morufat things would've worked out for him on a sympathetic level.
When we tell them say too much Yoruba Nollywood movies no good them go dey form Rambo.
Eh don happen now.... oya carry your cross!
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Nairaland General › Re: See The Scam SMS I Received This Morning by Kenny4lyfe(op): 12:30pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
Nicholas007: I also got it last weekend and I call the number while a guy picked it and he told me to give dictate my account number and my alert email address and I gave him fake , he now ask me can I receive alert on my mail and I told him no because i don't have sub. he later told me to go and sub so that I can receive alert so that he can help me out . but I pleaded if he can send recharge card to me that am on high way that send the card back but d guy no fall sha . beware ooooo Loooooooooolzzz 
bush meet yaff almost catch the hunter!  Bros I hail oh!
#useless_fellows
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Food › Re: "Safou" Is The Correct Name Of This Nigerian Pear by Kenny4lyfe(m): 10:53am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Thanks Op
But I'll gladly stick with "Ubey" when I dey Lagos and "pear" when I enter Southern states! |
Nairaland General › Re: See The Scam SMS I Received This Morning by Kenny4lyfe(op): 10:32am On Aug 18, 2016 |
dajoaneke: This is the SMS i got. It was sent to my Nokia 105 which obviously cannot screenshot but here is a copy:
Dear customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08139039421 now
sent from +2348147022232 Hmmnnn
Same message format but different phone numbers. 
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Nairaland General › Re: See The Scam SMS I Received This Morning by Kenny4lyfe(op): 10:05am On Aug 18, 2016 |
dajoaneke: I got same sms a while ago, called the jobless billy goat and told him there's a racket we need to pull. He fell for it and I blasted him silly. Lolz 
Good one! From the same number? Kindly post a screenshot!
I got mine from this number: 0806 163 8813 |
Nairaland General › See The Scam SMS I Received This Morning by Kenny4lyfe(op): 9:52am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Mtchwww...
Who go fall for this kind tactics at this time self...
Boys are not smilling...
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Business › Re: Bill Gates Donates $1Million To Borno As Food Aid by Kenny4lyfe(m): 10:02pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Good one from Mr. & Mrs. Gates
Our show-off celebrities should take a cue from these philanthropist abeg. Instead them dey go do their children traditional marriage for Amsterdam, court wedding for Hague, Church wedding for Rome and reception party for Las Vegas. Mtchwww... |
Politics › Re: Welcome To ‘Mai Chanji’,Broom A Symbol Of Witchcraft-Femi Fani-Kayode by Kenny4lyfe(m): 3:24pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Caught Smoking Marijuana (Video) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 12:39pm On Aug 12, 2016*. Modified: 1:01pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
What's with all the fuss self.... because she be Obama daughter abi?
What of our politicians' kids who constantly messed themselves around? Mtcheeeww.. this made news 24hours ago.
Let he who has never taken a whiff of smoke from a matchstick cast the first stone.
Shikenan! |
Fashion › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Kenny4lyfe(m): 4:42pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
I vote iamkingzlee cc: NLJega |
Phones › Re: Airtel Introduces 6GB Data For N1500 by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:11pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
sweet |
Business › Re: Man In Suit Selling Suya In Ikorodu, Lagos (photos) by Kenny4lyfe(m): 12:54pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
I'd have preferred a Chef outfit or better still wear apron ontop caftan with northern "fula" cap. He's got the attention the he seeks sha... |
Literature › Re: Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Review By A Ten Year Old by Kenny4lyfe(m): 6:49am On Aug 02, 2016 |
A 10 year old kid I know will rather watch Aki and Pawpaw, dance shoki and sing baddest boy! 11 Likes |
Politics › Re: FG Bans Conference Bags, T-shirts, Souvenirs, At Workshops, Seminars by Kenny4lyfe(m): 9:02pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
owanedo: maybe only in your house. People are making money and moving forward and you are on nairaland crying over Gej and PMB. Zombie alert |
Politics › Re: FG Bans Conference Bags, T-shirts, Souvenirs, At Workshops, Seminars by Kenny4lyfe(m): 8:57pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
aremed: hmmmm... you can lie? Is my name Lie Mohammed?
Egbami ke! |
Politics › Re: Walk for Buhari - Where are those who walk to Celebrate Buhari's victory by Kenny4lyfe(m): 3:07pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
...they're hissing themselves in the toilet.
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Politics › Re: Visionless Govt: Reno Omokri reminds Osinbajo of statement against Jonathan by Kenny4lyfe(m): 2:55pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
issorraiit
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