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Romance / Re: MARRIED Woman Asking For Money From Her Ex... by kenny5811(m): 12:09pm On Oct 08, 2017
DeadRat:
There are certain things guys do here i do not find funny... A girl askes u out and u come out to tell the world (girls dont do that) dont be foolish, you are not the only guy who girls ask out... U have sex with women u come to tell us, are u that low; real men dont do tha shiit... Now this one comes here talkin shit abt ex, if u want to help her then do and dont come here askin us stupid questions, are u not a man? Why are most guys here too childish... Its sunday, go to church abeg...
.... thank u vry much DeadRat... u nailed it. i bin dey wonder how to xpress my disgust 4 stuffz like dis like u jst did.... tnx for makin it simple. sum fellaz jst manufacture rubbish stories n post nd b feelin like LindaIkeji.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Pour Water On Mikel In The Dressing Room. by kenny5811(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2017
kimbraa:
I just know they'll end up breaking my fragile heart, again, and again.

I'm already apprehended by fear of the unknown by their qualifying. grin Am I being a pessimist?.
my brother, u'r not alone on dis 1 oo.... vry soon now we go dey hear say super eagles dey group G (group of death)....
Sports / Re: Shehu Abdullahi Wins "Man Of The Match", Collects N1m &10 Bags Of Rice (Photo) by kenny5811(m): 10:42pm On Oct 07, 2017
Isokowadoo:
Fraudulent..

Why does Iwobi Score Then Fulani Terrorist Is Given Man OF d Match..

Nonsense
oga shehu was our best player on d field..... iwobi only converted a brilliant shehu pass.
Business / Re: Eight Ways To Improve Your Chance Of Becoming Wealthy In Life by kenny5811(m): 11:50am On Oct 06, 2017
braivheart:
On point

Succinct write up

An important addition would be to network with wealthy and like minded people too.

Lalasticlala
......tnx.... bt do wealthy dudes associate wil lower class brothers?....

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Caroline Danjuma Invited By Police Over Tagbo Umeike’s Death by kenny5811(m): 9:23pm On Oct 05, 2017
zulex880:
Buhari is a brainless dirty looking kunu drinker
...ok.... so u ar bringin Buhari into d pishure now?..... OP, anoda twist to d story o.... seems Buhari's involved o.
Car Talk / Re: Will You Buy This Old Talbot BI 105 Airline Saloon Car For 14.3 Million Naira? by kenny5811(m): 11:53am On Oct 05, 2017
no.. i wil go n price Range rover.... afta all range rover 2012 wil attain vintage status 1day..
Politics / Re: Hamza Al-mustapha’s 2019 Presidential Campaign Poster Surfaces by kenny5811(m): 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2017
plz who b dis man?.... is dis not abacha's strike chef?... wawu... fayose n almustapha jst made 2019 polls easier for PMB.... no hope for nigeria....

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Car Talk / Re: N153m KLASSEN Mercedes-benz Viano Limousin Luxury Office Van (photos & Video) by kenny5811(m): 12:33pm On Oct 03, 2017
Cacawa2:
poor boy like you
... rich man plz go n buy, drive... n enjoy ur ride.. lolz...
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things You Should Know About Las Vegas Gunman, Stephen Paddock by kenny5811(m): 12:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
i'm so sori broke ryt nw n i neva tink of vexin or killin people, i'm not hpy bein broke, bt i'm hopeful d future'l b dope.... n dis bastard is worth $2M nd has a terrible hrt..sum1 shld help me flog dat wicked idiot deadbody 24strokes of koboko.. OP $2M = N730M...
Romance / Re: Ladies Is This True Or False? by kenny5811(m): 12:14pm On Oct 03, 2017
haba...... dis is normal na...... u dey ask weda woman dey nurse feelin for anoda bobo? is she not human? who no like beta tin? wen u go restaurant to chop ur favourite egusi soup, while eatin, cnt u b distracted by d sight of a well garnished fried rice being downed on d table nxt to u?..... ur favourite is egusi soup... bt u also have a thing for properly prepared sumtin else... nature...
Car Talk / Re: N153m KLASSEN Mercedes-benz Viano Limousin Luxury Office Van (photos & Video) by kenny5811(m): 11:06am On Oct 03, 2017
no i cant buy it cuz i dnt hv dat kinda money.... even if i hv dat kind money, na range rovers i go stil prefer.... plz dnt b offended o

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Why I Think TSTV Promises Is Dead On Arrival by kenny5811(m): 1:24pm On Oct 02, 2017
dnt wori, i wil jst buy my own n kip..... i dnt care as long as itz jst 5k..... if TSTV blow nxt mnth nw d price for its decoder go hit 20k... beta 5k now dan 20k lata..... abi i dey learn how to waste my small income?
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by kenny5811(m): 1:03pm On Oct 02, 2017
msylva2147:
I know that he is your nightmares. The guy will continue to be an obstacle to you, no more awuf money for you guys.
.... lol... i dnt do crime bro.... bt i hate za police cuz dey hurt d gud guys 60% of d time..... i'v bin treated wrongly by d NPF.... stil hvin nightmares on my xperience wit dem.
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Rescues Kidnapped Assistant Police Commissioner In Zamfara (Photo) by kenny5811(m): 12:35pm On Oct 02, 2017
kip formin jack bauer.... plz help me get abubakar shekau..... waitin for a favourable reply.
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Improves 2018 Camry’s Headlights, Automatic Braking. by kenny5811(m): 8:45am On Oct 02, 2017
dis tin looks like Hyundai.... too much plastic on it... cnt compare to my camry muscle anytime.... in my area we call dis shit rubber rubber..
Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Interesting Facts About Nigeria As We Celebrate Her Independence Anniversary by kenny5811(m): 2:32am On Oct 01, 2017
7. Nigeria is among d top 5 most corrupt nations in d world
8. Nigeria has d most captivating code names for military operations.. only USA can challenge her.. ie operation desert storm (USA), operation python dance (ii), operation crocodile smile (nigeria)
9. nigeria has d greatest dreamers/wannabe comedians, i.e Fayose 4 president.
10. nigeria has d highest number of crooks in high places

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Romance / Re: Do I Stop Talking To My Ex Or Still Remain Friends With Him? by kenny5811(m): 1:45pm On Sep 30, 2017
make FP nd i'l cumback n drop a reasonable comment.....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Lawmakers Exchange Blows Over Bill Extending The 31 Year Rule Of Museven by kenny5811(m): 12:12pm On Sep 30, 2017
terrorist lawmakers
Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Boy Selling Pure Water In Port-Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by kenny5811(m): 11:27am On Sep 30, 2017
police is d biggest terrorist organisation in nigeria...responsible for several terror attacks across d country... i don fall dia victim b4.. d idiotz burst open my skull wit d base of dia ak47 rifle..... nd i am stil askin, wer all d human right lawyers go?
Politics / Re: Ukwaka River Bridge Constructed By Peter Obi In Anambra Collapses (Photos) by kenny5811(m): 10:49am On Sep 30, 2017
PLZ abeg can sum1 help me blame Buhari for dis....or blame makarfi, el rufai, kwankwaso, atiku infact sum1 shld help me blame d north for d substandard roads in d east.... n b4 d ipob wailers start callin me out, note dat i'm ibo n live in imo.... cum n beat me....

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Autos / Re: Used Honda End Of Discussion N1. 7m by kenny5811(m): 10:45am On Sep 30, 2017
600k or 1.7M i'm not undastndin..... i declare u a terrorist.

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Car Talk / Re: My Car On A Date With Me by kenny5811(m): 10:40am On Sep 30, 2017
rili?
Crime / Re: Beware!!! A New Scammer Called Bamidele Wisdom On Facebook by kenny5811(m): 9:15am On Sep 30, 2017
dnt wori... if na iphone scam him dey do, i cnt fall victim... cuz i no get time/money for iphones
Politics / Re: Senate Approves Death Sentence For Kidnapping by kenny5811(m): 8:46pm On Sep 29, 2017
moninuola65:
Public fund looters watch-out!
i cldnt read dat long tin... if kidnappin = death.... wat about treasury looters? evans only kidnaps rich guyz ryt nd demand a part of dia fortune abi.... while treasury thieve kidnaps d ransom b4 it gets to d poor guys... therefore, treasury looters = forfeiture of part of d loot..... i love nigeria...
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by kenny5811(m): 2:07pm On Sep 29, 2017
olamitiwale:
Lala!....... Food don ready
**Fp at last**
... lala n snakes b like

Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by kenny5811(m): 2:07pm On Sep 29, 2017
olamitiwale:
Lala!....... Food don ready **Fp at last**
Sports / Re: Who Remembers This Ball? by kenny5811(m): 2:03pm On Sep 29, 2017
Oluwasaeon:
Made ours with balloons
.... on point... dat tin can bounce ghan....

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Fashion / Re: Ouch! See What This Nigerian Lady Got From Her Tailor Versus What She Asked For. by kenny5811(m): 10:45am On Sep 29, 2017
dis tailor started as a patch patch tailor....... der is a big fat n tall difference btw tailor, seamstress n fashion designer.... u jst got served a maternity gown...
Religion / Re: Nobody Dances Better Than A Pastor When It Is Offering Time. by kenny5811(m): 9:26am On Sep 29, 2017
... make FP n i'l cumback n state my points
Sports / Re: Meet Neymar JNR Look Alike - Pictures by kenny5811(m): 9:10am On Sep 29, 2017
u tink i'm blind abi?

Celebrities / Re: Striking Resemblance! See Actress Funke Akindele Look Alike (photos) by kenny5811(m): 9:05am On Sep 29, 2017
i'm stil lukin for d pishures o

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