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Politics / Re: Name 3 Politicians That Nigerians Trust by kenny5811(m): 10:11pm On Apr 26
1) Samuel Onunaka Mbakwe
2) Onunaka Sam Mbakwe
3) Sam Mbakwe
Travel / Re: Lagos - Calabar Coastal Highway Includes Railway Tracks In The Middle by kenny5811(m): 12:27pm On Mar 29
an uncompleted project for eternity just like ajaokuta steel company.. in 30years time, we go still dey hear "i will complete the costal road within 3yrs of my gov." From all presidential aspirants at that time..
kettykin:
This is another Ajaokuta project, bookmark this comment.
Education / Re: How Many Triangles Are There? Only The Highly Genius Will Pass This Test! by kenny5811(m): 12:48pm On Feb 20
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Celebrities / Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by kenny5811(m): 6:12pm On Aug 19, 2023
Dear ma, men wey go adore u plenty for nigeria. calm down ma n move on.. see this as a failed venture.
Crime / Re: EFCC Nabs 28 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu by kenny5811(m): 7:59am On Aug 19, 2023
Thought they were supposed to have started manufacturing chips by now

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by kenny5811(m): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2022
Na normal thing bros.. U fit dey try form strong man now them go give u permanent disability. If only ur girlfrnd was the "mercy Johnson" type, her display alone for change the outcome of the event, so u see say na ur girl b d coward.. Anyways, I'm more interested in the 30k/week part of the story..
Crime / Re: Why Do People Run From Law Enforcement Agencies At Sight? by kenny5811(m): 8:11pm On May 24, 2022
I no follow na 10k for my area, that's why we avoid police....
Crime / Re: Four Men Arrested For Gang-Raping Monitor Lizard In Western India by kenny5811(m): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2022
Wonderful
Crime / Re: Burial Of 20 People Who Drowned While Fleeing From Bandits In Niger State by kenny5811(m): 10:21am On Mar 31, 2022
Being a Nigerian na jumbo curse o...
Meanwhile d grave depth no even reach 3ft.
Family / Re: How Can I Set A Boundary Between Me And My Neighbor? by kenny5811(m): 11:19am On Mar 23, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I don't see the need for wanting to set boundaries with him; he is just concerned about your obsession with your car's neatness.

I know your type. I once had a tenant who'd wash his car at 5am, sometimes very late at night and even under the scorching sun.
It is obviously queer.

I think you should ignore him but if you really want to address it, next time he askes why you always wash your car,

Tell him that ever since you fvcked his wife inside the car, you've had to wash it daily to get rid of the smell of her kpekus from it.

This should either help you out or put you in more trouble.
wata bombshell

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Beat Ivory Coast 1-0, Qualify For Women’s AFCON by kenny5811(m): 12:32pm On Feb 24, 2022
shocked
MrMacinterchi1:

She's out injured.
Okay, thanks.
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Beat Ivory Coast 1-0, Qualify For Women’s AFCON by kenny5811(m): 7:04am On Feb 24, 2022
Where is oshoala na, She don dump Nigeria for barca?.... I don't gerrit.
Politics / Re: 2023: Can Rochas Be The Way Out? by kenny5811(m): 7:22am On Feb 18, 2022
Abeg wetin rochas do for imo state for 8years?.. Ladies n gentlemen, I'm from imo state and I'll prefer Pmb to Rochas as president anytime.... Rochas can never b my president. U gerrit?
Education / Re: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by kenny5811(m): 9:58am On Feb 17, 2022
But when e reach exam now spacing go start... U go hear 1 leg in 1leg out sitting format...
Education / Re: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by kenny5811(m): 6:16pm On Feb 09, 2022
Guy hwfa, abeg spell "I, at, is, on, me"...
Funny exams that year...
Politics / Re: List Of 5 Worst Governors In Nigeria (Opinion) by kenny5811(m): 10:44pm On Feb 04, 2022
I can't find distinguished senator hope uzodiegwu's name on your list.... Y?
Celebrities / Re: Jaruma Makes Donations To Prisoners (Pictures, Video) by kenny5811(m): 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2022
Wow!!!
Makeup is wonderful...
Education / Re: How To Apply For 2022 Tony Elumelu Foundation $5000 Grant by kenny5811(m): 6:11pm On Jan 02, 2022
vinceyinnovation:
Please if you have ever won it please indicate so that those that intend to apply will have hope.
lol.. If I talk now them go say I no get faith or 1 yeye oversabi person go say I no fit communicate properly in English.. Anyways sha, I "never" see or hear say anybody around get this said grant. Me self don apply, submit proposals etc like 3 times.
Education / Re: How Students Observed Social Distancing During An Examination In Anambra (Video) by kenny5811(m): 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2021
We usually beat the system after the first 2 papers, new format must come out... There must be a loophole for men to xploit
Career / Re: Why Don't Mechanical Engineer Graduates Set Up Mechanic Shops by kenny5811(m): 2:47pm On Dec 13, 2021
faizsanusi:
Only idiots and ignoble beings Beleive mechanical engineering is only about repairing cars and automobiles. The owner of this thread and whoever pushed it to front page is equally an idiot obviously.
the matter weak me sha....
Career / Re: Why Don't Mechanical Engineer Graduates Set Up Mechanic Shops by kenny5811(m): 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2021
Awkabigboy:
I mean the mechanics in Nigeria are mainly the informal ones except the car companies which I'm not writing about here. I mean our everyday mechanics are not mechanical engineers by profession , then why are certified mechanical engineers shying away from this lucrative sector to give the people what they indeed require.

my brother, mechanical engineering is broad o, u no expect person wey focus on manufacturing to come fix ur car or someone from automotive to produce bolts, rings, nuts, camshafts, pistons, screws, engine blocks, wheels etc...
Education / Re: UNN Zoology Students Afraid To Carry Snakes During Practical Class (Video) by kenny5811(m): 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2021
manee2:
Zoologist weh no fit hold snake sad that one na zoologist?
That lecturer for use the ability to hold snake and confront other creepy animal as exams for them, you pass base on your level of fearlessness lipsrsealed
person like me go get extra year tire..
if snake bite me, na fear go kill me not d venom.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 90k Job In Ogun Or 100k Job In Niger State by kenny5811(m): 2:08pm On Dec 01, 2021
Chairman, when you finally decide on d job to pick, kindly let me have d less preferred option biko. Even if na for Zamfara, kebbi or katsina.. Thank you sir
Politics / Re: Adamawa Politician Allegedly Awards 1,000 Naira Scholarship To His Constituents by kenny5811(m): 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
Mehn, i'm broke sha but i no fit stand for line for 1k...
Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by kenny5811(m): 9:47am On Nov 22, 2021
If this broda claims to be 39years old then I'll be 11 next year..
Business / Re: Otedola Flies Solo On A Private Jet (Photos, Video) by kenny5811(m): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2021
If he flew solo, wetin come happen?

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Education / Re: Guess The Subject by kenny5811(m): 12:56pm On Nov 15, 2021
Subject : Chemistry
Teacher's Name: Baba A
School: Staff Comprehensive Sec. Sch. Ajaokuta, Kogi State.
Format : person wey get d correct answer go flog everybody wey fail d question..
Conclusion: Baba A bin terrorize us that year with cane some of us even had to stop attending Chemistry classes..
Nairaland / General / Re: How Many Of These National Means Of Identification Do You Have? by kenny5811(m): 10:10am On Nov 09, 2021
Only PVC.. But driver's license shouldn't be compulsory na... No b everybody get motor car.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Outrage In SA as N368-million Is Spent To Build This Stadium (PIX) by kenny5811(m): 1:02pm On Oct 11, 2021
South Africa even get conscience...
In my shameless nigeria, that's a $1.6b project.

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Career / Re: What Are The Things You've Learned The Hard Way? by kenny5811(m): 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2021
GeneralKoko:


With the way you typed this like a child , you don't deserve a job .
thank you very much sir...
Career / Re: What Are The Things You've Learned The Hard Way? by kenny5811(m): 2:06pm On Sep 10, 2021
i learn say school/education na scam... 3yrs afta graduation i still dnt hv a job nd age jst dey increase slowly n steadily... wasted 5yrs studying mech.eng....

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Romance / Re: Share Your Anal Experience by kenny5811(m): 10:56am On Aug 01, 2021
Iamdipson:
Today on another episode of things that never happened.
i greet u sir... lol

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