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PoliticsRe: Ambode Breaks Down In Tears As APC Bigwigs Settle For Sanwo-Olu - Pulse by kennys: 6:50pm On Sep 18, 2018
millhouse:
or even APGA form !
They don't like him because he did not allow their usual corruption to trive...
PoliticsRe: Ambode: Despite Tinubu’s Hard Stance, Presidency Pushes For Peace Deal by kennys: 6:57pm On Sep 17, 2018
kgr8mike:
Ambode u r a good candidate
Correct guy.
PoliticsRe: Governorship Primaries: APC Leaders Threaten Revolt Against Tinubu Over Ambode by kennys: 1:41pm On Sep 17, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
They will look for any means to deal with him including violent ways. Do not underestimate these people
Because Ambo was able to curtail their corrupt practices so they hated him for that...God will shame them all...Ambo is more preferable.
PoliticsRe: Governorship Primaries: APC Leaders Threaten Revolt Against Tinubu Over Ambode by kennys: 1:38pm On Sep 17, 2018
EDOLUWA:
Ambode is a Christian swimming amidst the APC Muslims that beliefs they are the majority in Lagos APC and therefore can do and undo with the full support of their Muslim godfather Tinubu.

But whenever a man or group of people wage war against the will of God or the wish of the masses the end result is usually fatal, I mean fatal.
Ambo is still preferable and better choice
PoliticsRe: Governorship Primaries: APC Leaders Threaten Revolt Against Tinubu Over Ambode by kennys: 1:36pm On Sep 17, 2018
ybalogs:
Sai Baba till 2023
Ambode till 2023.
I still prefer Ambo ... because he was able to curtail the excess of the corruption going on so the hatred stated...
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Declares Bid To Challenge Ambode For Lagos APC Guber Ticket by kennys: 6:54pm On Sep 16, 2018
gaby:
This kind person wey body dey catch anyhow ehnnn.

The primaries might just happen and he'd be disgraced, humbled and seeking where to hide his face, by the time those presently clapping for him to dance, stopped clapping in the middle of the dance competition.

Enjoy my siggy
Because all the thief thief wey Tinubu dey expect e no reach am ,Dem dey find wey to puch better person away...God no go allow una plan to work. I don't know Ambo but his brilliant work will secure the second seat for him and beyond...
PoliticsRe: Saraki Has No Right To Circulate My Song Without Approval, Says K1 De Ultimate by kennys: 5:48pm On Sep 16, 2018
seunmsg:
That Saraki guy can't just be separated from fraud. He has a way of always getting things done for himself fraudulently. He defrauded and bankrupted his father's bank, defrauded the people of kwara state, fraudulently hijacked his father's political structure, forged senate rule book to fraudulently emerge as Senate president, fraudulently declared his presidential ambition on the platform of a nonpartisan 'not too young to run' group and now, K1 is calling him out for fraudulently using his music to promote his presidential ambition. Sadly, some morons are still supporting such a man with an unenviable fraudulent history.
I wish Nigerians can be free from mind of forgetfulness, as many will still gladly vote for this Politicans who have subjected them to unrecoverable abject poverty... Nigerians should learn from the past.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Risks 14-year Jail Term For Skipping NYSC, Forging Document by kennys: 5:32pm On Sep 15, 2018
Ayoswit:
I also heard that one certain old man from daura also forged his waec certificate, how true is that?
Who is the 'old man'? grin Are you afraid to tell us ni?
PoliticsRe: 2019: Is Ambode Afraid Of Direct Primaries? by kennys: 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2018
oshe11:
Ambode is a FOOLISH kid who doesnt wanna GROW UP
Who are you to call someone Foolish? Am every sure you don't have two clothes in your wardrobe...Ambode will take care your entire family and your fu*king ass...
PoliticsRe: Governor Akinwumi Ambode Defies All Odds, Submits Nomination Forms by kennys: 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:
Tinubu should just pardon this clueless Buffoon to run his tenure....However he remains the worst democratically elected governor of Lagos State...

No composure, no charisma, can't even articulate his ideas coherently and under him, Lagos became the most chaotic and dirtiest city in Nigeria..
You are an empty vessel bro...
TravelRe: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Shut Temporarily On Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sund by kennys: 5:25pm On Aug 23, 2018
Primusinterpares:
Oh my dear lagosians... This is gonna be another tough one for us all o...
.God help and protect us deliver us from accident, hold-ups, and delay.
Amen..
Lagosians brace up
The third mainland bridge has been built for so many years ago by the Military Head of State ,I won't mention his name because many of us knows him and he's still alive.

The question is when is the Fourth Mainland Bridge go be built?

Even with the third mainland bridge, the alternative route is worst.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Buhari Returns Today - Presidency by kennys: 10:21am On Aug 19, 2017
funmise007:
Unfortunately the lion king is coming home today.jarkals hyena's stumbling in the zoo for hiding place
hmm...the jarkals ,hyenas they know themselves Sarathief and the likes
CelebritiesRe: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by kennys: 6:11am On Jul 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

BBC is a shame to professional journalism!

What's Olajumoke's merit?
What's her story?
What's her future?
I bet BBC doesn't even know the name of the boy who graduated with a 5.0 CGPA.

How is she an inspiration?
Olajumoke is simply a product of sentiments and corporate prostituting.

She has never caught my attention, empathy or respect, she never will.
She has been constantly shoved down our throats by the harlotry cabal that all of a sudden, she's now someone to reckon with.

God forbid!

A generation and nation which celebrates nobodies out of sentiments, fad and ethnicity has no future.
with all this your worthless grammar where are you today? short up your smelling mouth o jare. haters everywhere. you better ask your time not to pass you by... I guess if it has not pass gan.
CrimeRe: John Okeikhan Edobor Apologises by kennys: 7:52am On Jul 17, 2017
Aleora:
u on point....lets assume his visa wasnt revoked..will he come back??
After breaking his wife legs,made her to went through hell on earth and building earthquake around his wife Ha! wickedness at 100%. Only if he will allowed this legs too to be are amputated.
Christianity EtcRe: Ladies Please Save Us The Distraction In Church by kennys: 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2017
onyenze123:
I love the distractions grin
some of this distraction they stop hunger
FamilyRe: Oyo-ita Gives Parents Of Quintuplets’ House, Job by kennys: 7:19am On Apr 23, 2017
BABANGBALI:
You mean all these came out from one toto?that toto go don slack now
Five surgeon need to work on f*cking dirty brain.idiot ,dirty goat u are.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua's Birthday Celebration In South Africa (Photos) by kennys: 7:15am On Apr 22, 2017
koligs:
Happy birthday to the nicest pastor in Nigeria...
I have NOT for once attended TB Joshua's Church,but he is far more better than many big pastors we have around .know name mention pls. Some of this big pastor when u walk unto them for financial help they will lay hands on you and pray for you and leave with your issue you brought to them. But TB man is different. I like TB more to all these big pastors you can see around.
EducationRe: CRUTECH Suspends 16,000 Students Over N1.2 Billion Debts by kennys: 10:36pm On Apr 20, 2017
Nogodye:
When some Nigeria politicians can single-handedly pay the oustanding debt of those students...But they will never do coz of their greediness.
hmmm...if any polithiefian go pay for dem...the next day efcc and dss go come arrest am and Buhari go come hear am ...me I no dey ooo
RomanceRe: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by kennys: 6:08am On Apr 19, 2017
wristbangle:
It's often said that love is not enough to walk down the aisle with a lady because there are other basic things to be taken into consideration, and failure to do so causes a lot problems in marriage.

Though, every lady has her own flaws but there are some irritating attributes many ladies posses such as laziness and dirtiness which will cause more problems in marriage.

Now, let's observe the signs that a lady will become a lazy and dirty housewife

She ties wrapper everywhere

Listen up! Most young ladies who tie wrapper everywhere are liable to become lazy and dirty housewives. It's very shameful to see a young girl of about twenty years parading one street to another with wrapper without even seeing anything wrong with it. Most of these ladies are potential lazy housewives and every man should take a drift at the sight of such ladies.

Lack of enthusiasm towards domestic work

It's such a big turn off seeing some ladies forming Behind and they will pile up their dirty clothes and kitchen utensils for weeks and will cause global warming to the nation. These ladies are spoilt brat and will sit their ass down in their bedroom watching their mothers doing the cooking and washing alone. We don't need the likes of tosyne2much and lalasticlala to tell us that they are potential lazy housewives.

Mouth Odour

Many of us might have had encounter with ladies who don't take proper care of their body. They are more concerned about looking Behind than having personal hygiene. The stench of their mouth odour during love making will quickly revert your joystick back to its default state. These ones will definitely become lazy asses after marriage.

Her room is usually littered up

Some ladies are just so dirty that they only clean up their rooms when they know a man is coming around. Try to give them an impromptu visit and you should see their undies littered everywhere. The stench of their dirty undies will quickly drive you out of their rooms with immediate effect. They usually justify their laziness and dirtiness by saying are aren't house maids and can never help any man boyfriends wash his clothes or underwears

She over sleeps

Potential lazy house wives don't usually wake up early on the morning. It's either they wake up around 10am or 11am and when they wake up, the first thing they do is launch into their Facebook and Instagram and reply messages for about an hour before thinking of rising from the bed. They sleep with their legs wide open and their snore can be hard kilometres away.

She is a ardent fan of Soap Operas and Reality Shows

These are ladies that are BBA and BBNaija freaks. They don't equip themselves to help a man's dreams come true, but are usually concerned about how T. Boss and Bisola don't merit BBNaija. They wake up at midnight just to watch irrelevant TV shows since they are so sure that a rich man will surely come from nowhere to marry them no matter how unproductive they are.

She eats junks and barely cooks

Ibised to think it was a mere exaggeration that some ladies can't even cook noodles let alone jollof rice. They are fond of eating junks and will claim that they don't really like local foods. You see them parading eateries with men just to eat gala, sharwama, cake and soft drinks for months without stepping a foot in the kitchen. The moment you ask them when last they purchased food stuffs in market, you automatically become their enemy of progress.

She talks about her love for house maids

You are not yet married to them and they're already telling you how many maids they want when they get married. As ridiculous as it sounds, they even want their maids to watch their pants and bras, and if possible help them brush their teeth and bathe them. Most ladies like this will end up becoming lazy and dirty housewives and will only keep their men frustrated
Am very sure this OP is currently suffering from this girl. Haba you they vex gan.
Car TalkRe: What You Should Do If You Mistakenly Swallow Fuel by kennys: 6:07am On Apr 18, 2017
Ebuka2016:
pls have you done it before? did it work?
Yes, it works. He who has ears let him hears. Lobatan.
CareerRe: BAT Nigeria Salary Scale: Salary Of British American Tobacco PLC Of Nigeria by kennys: 5:48am On Apr 18, 2017
kaycyor:
Based on logistics!!! mtn workers abi Bank staffs not contract workers oo..
MTN pay their contract worker shit, very very poor salary. I mean very poor salary. Use and dump company. Achieve their goals and after about two months or less they dump you and when you are needed again they recall you back and later dump after meeting the target or goals. We kno them wella Mtn.
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by kennys: 7:36am On Apr 17, 2017
Victorchuks4:
Muslim like change women like wrapper that religion eh
Religion of peace. That's y he peacefully decieded to go for another woman. His choice.
SportsRe: Why Ahmed Musa Divorced His Wife, Jamila by kennys: 7:24am On Apr 17, 2017
Buharimustgo:
So after the beautiful first wife suffered and endured everything when u were and had nothing,this is what u want to pay her with?Ahmed Musa this is not fair at all,she deserves to enjoy with you despite her differences which u didn't notice when u were a poor church rat
stop it. His religion support it. Musa go ahead. Some women deseve to have a compititors,that will make them to behave well.
PoliticsRe: IGP Orders Immediate Removal Of Roadblocks by kennys: 6:45am On Apr 17, 2017
Willdidi:
How many times will this order be given
Didn't u know that Nigeria Police are very stuborn ,so the order must be repeated servarely because they will still disobey the Law and IGP himself.
Christianity EtcRe: Will The Church Accept Efe's N2.5Million Tithe? by kennys: 6:01am On Apr 16, 2017
terrezo2002:
Even if he gives the 25million, that's his business with God. There are people who donate hundreds of millions for church projects and they don't want their names mentioned. And some donates lands and properties that runs into millions.
God is not a beggar. He owns all things. The earth and the fullness thereof belongs to Him. If He wants to build Church buildings, He doesn't have to come and beg anyone, He takes from wherever He wants to take. But it is unfortunate that some fake men of God who are into ministry for money will accept anything as long as it is money.
My warnings to you OP, please for your own sake don't make fun of the church cos the Church is the bride of Christ and Christ is not pleased with that.
Thanks and God bless
well said.he who has ears let him hear.
Christianity EtcRe: Will The Church Accept Efe's N2.5Million Tithe? by kennys: 5:45am On Apr 16, 2017
Okies27:
. All of you who are quick to throw shade at the church, which is the body of Christ should think properly. Do this in Islam and by now they would have given you short sleeve. You come here and talk like kids with no home training and if you are not a Christian, you better keep quiet and don't create threads of this nature and the likes. Mind your own religion and belief.
thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Funny Interview Experience by kennys: 6:46pm On Apr 15, 2017
Teettyllayho:
Na the guy cause am Joor, i don't mean any harm. Some third class are better than some first class graduates because they work on themselves and do whatever they know how to do very well
I know of third class graduate that started a biz of her own and has employed three graduates that has 2.1
CrimeRe: 7-month-old Baby Raped By Step Father In Critical Health Condition by kennys: 8:59pm On Mar 30, 2017
kennys:
Thank u so much. My suggestion is CAPITAL PUNISHMENT should be made public for anyone found culpable in this act of crazness. Death sentence should be carried out on such persons. If not that they are using it for something else. Why has National Assembly not pass a Bill on this kind of madness.
CrimeRe: 7-month-old Baby Raped By Step Father In Critical Health Condition by kennys: 8:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
Gwan2:
WTF undecided undecided......7month huh, Habaaaaaaa cry
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I sat outside an outlet yesterday waiting for a friend, sitted adjacent my position where some elderly looking hausa men discussing. Suddenly one hausa petty trader that walks around with all sort of traditional sexual enhancing drugs like burantashi, mai-reverse and all sort of names in hausa language depending on what your intention is during sexual intercourse. The surprising thing wasn't in the names given to the drugs but how the aged men where buying this drugs with enthusiasm, I wondered if it was their wives at home whom presumably are as old as they are that they will use such sex enhancing drugs onhuh? Now imagine if these set of men takes the drug and get home without Hajia on ground, they will definitely bounce on anything that has hole even if na chicken, reasons we have VVF cases, rape cases etc.
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The point here is once these drugs are taking it multiplies your sexual prowess uncontrollably and most times makes you very wild during sexual intercourse at the expense of your health. During my service year, a custom security man took such drug, guess what, his joystick was erect nonstop for two days...He had to be rushed to medical emergency ward.
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NAFDAC and other sister agencies have a big role to play in curtailing sales of these sex enhancing drugs.
Thank u so much. My suggestion is CAPITAL PUNISHMENT should be made public for anyone found culpable in this act of crazness. Death sentence should be carried out on such persons. If not that they are using it for something else. Why has National Assembly pass a Bill on this kind madness.
PoliticsRe: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by kennys: 8:34pm On Mar 29, 2017
pauljumbo:
that does not mean he will insults an arm of government
what useless arm of government is that? Are these not the senators that uses tax payers money to buy very expensive luxury cars for themselvse not minding the suffering the common Nigerians out there...mtshew
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke's Photo Bomb Picture Rated No 6 In The World On A German TV (photo) by kennys: 5:36pm On Mar 26, 2017
Perfecttouch:
What if this photobomb pics was planned from the onset?
Anyways,if na planned work,they chop go( won jelo)
Wetin be my own self?
This drink no gree finish since
stop doubting ,so u don't believe God can change and turn your present situation around for the world to know you and recogn with you.
BusinessRe: Court Sets Date For Aderinokun’s Daughter’s Suit Against Gtbank by kennys: 7:51am On Mar 25, 2017
siraj1402:
She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closest to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, 'Tarty Tausan'!

Blood of Zachariah!!!!!

BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.
Good morning friends.
But,she offered you some change too. You no tell us about ooo

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