₦airaland Forum

Treasuredlove:
Let us start by cutting his sugar intake

Don't listen when people say you must buy all those juice boxes, chocolate, biscuit for your kids and if you don't you are suffering them. Just don't listen to them. Natural fruits will do

I used to have this neighbor, her voice is on a constant high...her boys are extremely hyper...imagine actually tying them to a chair to keep them seated for homework....just saying, I don't think you have anything to worry about

Just practise a menacing look that you know will work
Or my all time solution was getting a needle-less syringe plastic and putting toothpick where the needle is supposed to be....oh my...once they start I just ask calmly who feels like having an injection and start acting like a serious nurse...they sit sharp sharp

Lol nurse eliza

Most Nigerians are dishonest.

DTeekay:
Nigerians don't want to be patient when investing, true investment takes time to grow, I work as a financial advisor and some of the feedback I get when I introduce a profitable but slow growing investment to people is appalling, little wonder why they fall victim to fraudsters. My dear if you want to invest your money safely and profitably walk into either ARM office, Stanbic IBTC, Mansard or Ensure Nigeria PLC.

Your average Nigerian is dump and very selfish.

Pavore9:
Nigerians will never learn.

They are looking for the easy way out. The only way out is to wage serious war against government at all levels. Revolution is the answer.

CeeKay17:
How about a team that couldn't qualify FOR the groupstage

No, when you say couldn't qualify for group stage, your trying to say they couldn't make it to group stage of champions league. But when you say, couldn't qualify from there group, it means they couldn't make it to the next stage, which is exactly what am trying to say. They were eliminated at the group stage of champions league, hence why they are competing at Europa.

ipobarecriminals:
Arsenal. vs Atletico Madrid. It is FINISHED. END OF D ROAD.

A team that couldn't qualify from the group stage. Arsenal will knock them out

nickyboduns:
why not davis buhari instead

Nawa for you oo. Na beta badluck for follow that movie.

Clinton9000:
You notice he looks Igbo...very muscular? If I saw him on the road, I would think he is Igbo. Igbo men are built like rock, not like Afonja who are built like eba...no muscles. I'm sure that Wale asking him is only pretending, in his mind he is a typical afonja you see here on Nairaland who is jealous he picked an Igbo. Why won't he pick an Igbo name when he looks Igbo. Does he look like Yoruba to you? If you want an actor that looks yoruba and what him to pick yoruba name, then go and find Hounsou...attached pic. Always dragging feet with Igbos as if Igbos are your mate; this is the kind of insult Igbos receive in this country. SMH and hissing!

Lol that Hounsou looks like a he goat.

kasheemawo:
Cownu is dead

A dead man is making you tremble in fear. Nawa for you.

rainylad:
He can never ever win..Personally i wont vote for him,but let him keep clowning around.

while you remain jobless and continue to complain about your useless government. Onukwu di ka gi.

5thElement:
Yeah, that's right. Experienced hands like Saraki, Fayose, Dino Melaye, Buhari, Atiku, and all the other experienced thieves in the corridors of power in Nigeria.


No wonder there's no future for Nigeria.

Y'all deserve the sufferings you're going through right now.

Ki lo kan mi. No be person wey dey that country go suffer am?

Take your PVC and go vote for experienced thieves. You deserve them, they deserve you.

don't mind the fool. Experienced at making life miserable to them.

ednut1:
U just have to love nigeria. Same pple screaming we are tired of old men. Wont vote him

They are really crazy. I would rather try this man.

He actually brought those ass lickers along with him. We have no regard for the fake pastor/ ordinary commissioner.

SleakBuzzPR:
Who would you like to have in this coffin??

The incompetent, murderous, nepotic, tribalistic son of a bitch.

henrixx:
you need a job from your profile you frequent jobs and vacancies. Shows your freelancing Doesnt pay. See one of your topic sef looking for free browsing despite data is cheap now. Bros find a legit hustle not looking for people to teach what is not profitable


Meanwhile I AM NOT CONTACTING YOU FOR ANYTHING. I'm OK with my hustles

Meeeen, you just bursted the guy. Poor guys feeling fly

Uti na okpo.

TroubleMaker47:
League of short men

league of dwarfs . #BackToDaura

Adeboye is a crook. Fact!

NonFarmPayrol:
bb naija is a very silly program


ships nigerian money abroad


grows south africas economy


and brain washes youth

a loose loose situation

Blame your government for not developing your country and also blame your self for not holding them accountable.

myself13:
Understandably, this is a barbaric act perpetrated by her husband but atimes it takes the mercy of God and sheer self-control to contain a woman's excesses. Signing an undertaking isn't the best remedy for domestic violence. Family crisis is best resolved within the family unit. Inviting a relative or other extended family members to mediate and resolve domestic issues like this would produce a more harmonious long lasting solution.
Reconciliation and acceptance that comes from the heart cannot be compared with one enforced by law.

I don't subscribe to beating someone your much stronger than, unless she attacked you first. You can inflict serious inhury on her or even kill her. Just send her away or divorce her.

#BackToDaura. Good governance at federal level is more important than making Anambra oil producing state.

KushyKush:
Teddy is cute as well.

BamBam is pretty but not as pretty as you though

with make up she is cute, without no

noshiobec:
There are still some who love their dad more. I am one of them. Yes I love my mum but that can't be compared to the luv I have for my dad. Thoughts of him makes me wanna do exploits.

The less emotional and more rational will tend to appreciate there father more, but most mothers do make a lot of sacrifices for there children, if for any reason the father cannot or is not there.

flamingREED:
Neither is there any thing consequential in your anti-traditional conjectures to me.

Very inconsequential. Fake feminist.

isaacola57:
most times my mum always tells me to go thank my dad for stuffs he does for me.. wen we were still broke my dad would give my mum and us his food he wont eat any thing till weve eaten, i and my dad always quarell but my mum always tell me to apologize

Men you have a wonderful mom. Infact a wonderful parent. Be grateful

makavel7:
I was speaking to a friend of mine the other day who wickedly abandoned his father and was dotting all over his mum even recently took her on a trip to canada while the Dad is wallowing in abject poverty.

The Mum actually poison the mind of this dude cause she and his father were having a little misunderstanding. It pains me so much cause I know the Father in question and go over to see him once in a while. Whenever He starts talking about what his son my friend is doing to him I can really feel the pain and hurt in his words.
Men please dont ever abandon your father for any reason at all because tommorrow you are going to be someones father, think how you would feel if your own children abandon you in old age just because your wife turned them against you.

It can be quite painful. Imagine turning the children you used your hard earned to train against you. I really feel for the man, that is if he actually played his role as a father.
In most developed countries, both parents contribute equally, if they earn the same income. But here, in most homes, the man will almost sacrifice his life for his children and wife, only for the wife(though not all) to pit his children against him when she is asked to take up more financial responsibility, when the man can no longer meet up with all there needs.

Thats why we dont take the so called feminist serious over here. They are mostly a bunch of aggrieved, self centered set of women, who want to reap were they did not sow. We really need to be very careful the kind of people we choose as wife. They can make or destroy us

talk2tosep:
Typical 9ja mentality if you no get money you should never give them an advice...

Very annoying

cr7lomo:
Are u freaking serious ...the fan is totally immature, is it a most to future Davido or wizkid, is that not one of the most childish tot ever...how many songs has the fan released , what does he know about the industry??

Oga is just a suggestion, simply tell him no, that the guy he used is actually good. All he could do was to start insulting a fan who actually meant well for him. That was stupid and classles coming from him.

YesNo:
See how Paul is reasoning like a very old locomotive train with one way movement and no reverse.

of all the things could say, he just had to focus his reply on hunger and money. so whoever criticism is coming from is a poor person.

Paul please buy JAMB form and go back to school.

The guy na real ode. The fan only made a suggestion. He behaves like a typical nairalander.

TheUpsetGirl:
Ladies are never broke. We are not defined by our pockets, Understand that. Guys need to stop being disheartened about women having standards for guys. Work hard and be the best version of yourself or don’t say anything at all young man. Being financially poor is not attractive to anybody, even if that woman “loves” you. She will leave you/ cheat on you for somebody who can provide more for her. Simple as ABC. Accept it.

Yes toilet rolls can never be broke, they can only be use and throway. That's exactly how we treath your kind.