₦airaland Forum

kudinkarfe:
I cook better than my wife but I don't want to go to chicken. You see women if you start cooking in the name of being romantic you will end up becoming the wife.

you sabi dem wella.

Ladycewhy:
Person wey nor Sabi boil water na im wan cook? .

He can finish 12.5kg of gas to boil water to make tea.

lol

Michelle55:
Swears, I no know wetin that man see for that kain combo. Anytime he cooks such, na to eat something else

hahhahaaha

Chloraseptic:
Marijuana smoking friends are the best kinda friends anyone could ever wish for.

They are down to earth, easy going and open minded...

The only friend that should be cut off is that friend who is not attracted to other girls except your girl..

I dey feel you bro. Also add,
Friends that will never sacrifies there time(infact, they are never of any use) to assist you, even when you the same for them easily.

FeedMeNews:
Nollywood actress Ebele Okaro on Tuesday left her fans filled with laughter as she shared a throwback photo of herself in baggy jeans and a jersey polo, Igbere TV reports.

The 57-year-old shared the photo on Instagram.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CSqhv93qnny/?utm_medium=copy_link

Fellow celebrities like Kate Henshaw, Eucharia Anunobi and Junior Pope reacted and commented in the comment section of the post.

obe akwa one of nollywood.

nairavsdollars:
Congrats but some of these foreign universities are inferior when compared to Nigeria's universities

Lies, we only have demons in form of lecturers

uduokirika1:
Confirm the unprofessional acts of your security operatives and stop being a hypocrite

You don't reply idiots, ok. Just ignore them, it will still get to them

Metallurgist:
https://dailytrust.com/irigwe-youths-kill-25-fulani-travellers-in-jos-over-50-missing

An eye for an eye

Angelfrost:
That's some serious robbery right there...

Still can't be compared to what Leicester did to United with regards to Harry Maguire!!!

Lol, that one na pure kidnapping

post=104739107:
Update From . COM

See The Previous Thread As Posted By - https://www.nairaland.com/6689094/lala-onwukwe-17-year-old-girl-missing

17-year-old Lala Onwukwe, who went missing in Port Harcourt, Rivers state, has reportedly been found, Reports.

The teenager had been missing since Friday, July 30th, As Reported By , After her mother, Nancy Nnenna Onwukwe, dropped her off at her school in Odili Road, Port Harcourt.

Journalist, Sele May, who confirmed the development to On Friday, August 13, said the student is currently being debriefed by the police.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

na so. All these smallie freaky freaky

DrGill:
It's not by being expensive
Make season start

Thank you my brother. Inter just robbed Chelsea. Hopefully, arsenal will stay away from martinez.

Investigative:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/im-originally-igbo-says-rihanna/amp/

of course, we know this even before the news. She is a proud biafran

aremuforlife:
The government are on the right track, that is how itbis been done in a sane country. Just hope they will automate the payment.

na God go punish you idiat. All the loans you have been collecting, what have you done with it

fergie0o1:
SOURCE

we have someone that needs to be handed over for the same treatment

FishLaps:
Shared with Caption ...



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CSYx0wdKgXi/

The sex will be soooooooo boring.

What a shame

Hamilton12a:
Bbsbsbbdbd

Lol, hire a hacker to recover stolen bitcoin ? You are a funny scammer

fergie0o1:
PRNigeria

what a shame ! Terrorist in power

FORWARDEVERLY:
When I read comments like.. I have not been in a relationship before.. and other similar words, saying it with pride like it is an achievement..

Unless you marry a virgin.. if not.. then know you are a looser.. cos the mileage of the girl you are going to marry ToTo eeh..
She knows the game in and out and you are just a novice.. her exes would always continue banging her while the daft you won't be able to decode cos of lack of game experience..

If no be Virgin you go marry.. you dn cheat yourself and would end up being played..

The same old boring lines. E get people wey no dey relationship, but dem dey knack wella steady, and dem sabi knack wella. No be everybody get time to dey waste, in the name of relationship

Irijosa777:
I'm the last born in the family, all the members of the family had gotten married except me.
I'm 32 now, just rounded up my study. I'm into farming, school works and doing catering work as well. I'm financially balance. I have not gone into a relationship before, I just ignore that aspect because I believe in the principle of "one thing at a time".

Now that I'm through with my study and I have something doing, I'm planning of going into a relationship and get married at least by 2023 but I'm perceiving there's going to be a problem between me and my family.

My family is very selective, very selective... There was a time a friend started visiting me anytime I went to the village, my mother notice it and told me that the girl is not welcome in the family, she gave me her reason too, I told my Mom she is just a friend and nothing more.

Today my neice got married, I invited my crush and she came to the wedding and I introduced her to my family as my friend, when the ceremony was going on, my sister told me and I quote "this girl you brought is not acceptable, she is too old for you, "common" she is just 27 and am 32... I told my sister that we are just friends and nothing more, then she said better...

I don't want to have any issue with my family in marring a girl but I'm afriad problem might be inevitable because I won't want my family to choose who or who not to marry, I have never had issue with my family before, they love me very much and we are living happily.

One mind is telling me to follow my heart another mind is telling me don't let a woman bring issue between you and your family...
Gosh! family get wahala! What is wrong in marring a girl of 27 years and I'm 32. (5years different)

I'm not ready for any family wahala...
Please how do you handle this kind of issue.

Africans and there bitterness. Always hating for no reason

virginprincess:
Yes Attitude is very important,and also the guy must have something tangible doing, because no girl wants to marry a broke guy .

It goes both ways

RZArecta:
I hope he's paying you well

I no pass 30,000 they normally give them

Wiseandtrue:
FBI go wound some people today oooooooo thank God for the inflation, BMCs no go fit afford otapiapia

FYI, your super cool collected N8M and many of you cannot afford 3 square meal! Shame on you!!!

Can you now see that Abba Kyari is nothing but a criminal, a yahoo boy in uniform

I wept when I read the bolded, imagine what alot of Nigerians are going through in the hands of those meant to protect them!

Nigerian police is NEVER your friend! Know this and live long!

Is Evans and Abba Kyari not in the league

YOU SPOKE NOTHING, BUT THE TRUTH. YOU WILL LIVE LONG

fuckingAyaya:
I think the southerners are conniving with FBI to bring down Abba kyari according to mayetti Allah

No, FBI are terrorist organisation, just like IPOB

positivevibez:

they are terrorist group, just like ipob

Ishilove:
I wonder how the snails survived the trip.

She is lucky she was not made to pay destruction fees.

Imagine someone being charged $700 in destruction fees for importing 5 cartons of Indomie. Those useless customs officers in Atlanta gave her the option of re-exporting the indomie back to Nigeria, or paying the destruction fees.

She quietly abandoned the indomie for them and did not pick their calls again.

Tell me why someone will carry live snails all the way from Nigeria to US?

Lol, indomie weh we dey rush here

fergie001:
I laugh whenever I remember this thread below:

https://www.nairaland.com/5547008/lauretta-onochie-reacts-allen-onyema/5#84330746

Like my big aunty will say:

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Nice one bro. We are watching

Doraty1:
https://fij.ng/article/spotlight-abba-kyari-the-police-chief-who-started-the-endsars-fire/

He must be tried and if found guilty, must go to jail. Mr tailoy cop

HonNL:
The Cable

joke of the month

SeeThisLoser:
https://gazettengr.com/breaking-u-s-court-orders-fbi-to-arrest-detain-abba-kyari-over-hushpuppi-multimillion-dollar-fraud/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Nawa ooh. Terrorists, criminals, looters all of them dey for this administration. The next will be buhari

favor914:
Why Jonathan no amend the constitution before he fled power? Nothing do the Constitution, a Failure will always have an excuse. Go & change your mindset, so you can change your environment. Which Fulani person stopped Udom from developing Akwa Ibom?

and there lies the major problem of most nigerians. Us against them. In my book, Jonathan and buhari are big failures . But buhari isn't just a failure, he is very evil. You can ask Jonathan why he didn't make effort, to amend the constitution.

Who are you referring to as failure here ?

They will do alot better, if there is devolution of power and there resources, are not used to develop the backward and unproductive north

EagleNest:
If people are serious they have to demand it. They should not relent even in the face of obstacles and retributions. If they keep on persisting, it will be done bc the government asnwereth to the people.

persistence in the way of protest, you mean ? Hope you know protest is a crime under buhari admistration.
Are you serious about the bolded