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On average 7 years in a Naija system should fetch you nothing less than N3mil. The bank will collapse his loan and net it off from his entitlements. problem solved!

God bless you for this thread car-doctor, thanks for leading me here Siena. I'm in Abuja and i will surely get in touch.

Automatic gearbox issues have become a reoccuring decimal to any automatic car owner. Slow take off, sluggish acceleration, lack of kick down, loss of drive while in motion, lack of gear change, aggressive gear changes, high engine revs without power in drive just to name a few.

As you said this is exactly the issue i'm having with my Volks Wagen 2001 model. Looking at your profile on Nairaland i'm having the confidence you can help me as an expert and not all these quack mechanics who recommend A and B by trial and error just draining one's pocket in the process.

I know your prices might be a little bit on the high side cos you're standard but what is worth doing is worth doing well. Please don't fail oh!

Expect a call from me ASAP. Muchas gracias!!!

Babymumsy: Bunmi and I have been friends from our University days.She got married last year 2012 and does not have an issue yet.She came to my house last month and confided in me.She also asked me for advice which bin newly married I don't know what to say- She has a sister in law that has never married b4 but has a kid from an illicit affair when she was young.She doesn't have a stable job but junkets from place to place.hops from one man to another and tells countless lies.The SIL also has d habit of staying in her matrimonial home most times uninvited and would never announce a return date,until she feels lik moving to another place.Her husband on the other hand doesn't really like talking to the SIL,but whenever she's around,he makes sure Bunmi treats her so nicely claiming she went tru a lot for him.She's now in a dilemma that what if this SIL frm her junketings enter witchcraft and brings it along with her cos frustrated pipu are capable of doin anythn seeing she and her hubby in a blissful marriage,and what if wen the children comes,she influences them negatively with her incessant ready made lies? NLanders,over to you!

Over to you ko, over to me ini. You should first of all slap yourself for sending your brain on holiday and being superstitious. When your head is straight and your brain correct you can than restate your issue.

When OP said she quit her job I just knew it was super story. Keep working on your writing skills, you dey try.

This is most def my dream phone (The specs are just my wishes come true http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_i9502_galaxy_s4-5420.php) and will upgrade only to this ASAP. But for now the LG Optimus L7 II Dual P715 serves me just fine.

I keep getting a bla bla bla bla you must include email address response after submitting...even when the email was clearly typed! Anybody else got this? Hope it went sha?

gistdrill: guyz pls what is the name of this kiss..

Ingenious!

Acidosis: He is old enough to change his name...

I'm also not religious but changing names is not worth the effort. Too many potential negative beurocratic consequences that it's best to just maintain the status quo irrespective of new beliefs.

Acidosis: He is old enough to change his name...

I'm also not religious but changing names is not worth the effort. Too many potential negative consequences that it's best to just maintain the status quo irrespective of new beliefs.

what position did you guys apply for?

I applied for Field Sales Manager; nothing yet

mimicee: Abuja - F 34- 292D95A4

mimicee: Female 35yrs,I stay in abuja n a civl servant.pls Serious males leaving in abuja frm 36yrs upwards. 292D95A4

mimicee: Iam a single working class lady of 37 yrs based in Abuja. I need a serious relationship with a single man of 35 to 45 who is based in abuja... Pls from 35 yrs upwards

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click2cbn: U keep changing ur age within a year as one can see from ur previous posts. As at 31st March dis year, u were 34 n 35 years now u r 37!

click2cbn spoke the truth.

Only you; you're 34, 35 and 37 at the same time!? Na wah oh; your integrity is very questionable, so i don't see any reason why anyone should even bother...take you seriously.

cherieb2: Knowing each other for 1yr, 3mths or even 1mnth before marriage is good though, but it doesn't really count when God is involve. People date for years n still feel like strangers when they eventually get married. M̶̲̥̅♈ elder brother never courted his wife for one ϑάў and they only spoke on phone for less than two months before they got married, yet he calls every time and tells us that his wife is the best thing that has ever happened τ̅☺ him...likewise the wife, and they av been married for 7yrs now. While a friend dated her hubby for a year and 3mnths before they got married, and from the second month of their marriage till date, the marriage is a living hell for her....she is even in her parents house right now with a less than 5 months old baby. And she will always say, amidst tears, that he wasn't like that when they were dating and during courtship.
@op, congrats dear, enjoy your marraige and never relent in your prayers cos you will need Him all tru in this journey...

cherieb2 what you're saying is THE EXCEPTION RATHER THAN THE RULE! A FEW people might have had it lucky as per little courting before marriage but for most people and generally for everything in life you have to court (learn, practice) before taking the bull by the horns fully.

I blame the African pressures on women getting married for this nonsense. Them don break OP heart tire that she finally succeeds in hooking up someone "seemingly nice and compatible" in 3 months and all the ladies here are falling over themselves to congratulate her.

The fact that our parents had lengthy marriages then even when arranged was that women had virtually little or no rights. It was a man's world all round and women would rather suffer in silence with 2 or 3 other co-wives than separate. But agreed may be we generally weren't too promiscuous than.

anyways I still say you should thread easy, not coming to nairaland to open threads months later or suffering in silence too ashamed to reach out for help months later.

bukit05: u can date someone for 7 years and it won't lead to any wia.


Annie congrats jawe, may d gud Lord bless ur union

Abeg abeg abeg make i hear word. You just met someone 3 months ago and are already set to marry. I'm sure this 3 months have been heaven (initial gra gra), all lovey dovey, the money is there, the attraction/lust is still sharp. Please think with your head not your heart. Date at least for a year so you really get to know and understand each other. And if the attraction is still there 12 months later than you can then go ahead.

spade: There are some times in my life I just feel like this guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

Thanks for posting this. Just downloaded it in mp3 format and i'm loving it. Muchas gracias!

Suffer no more; simply dial *131*4#

Thank me later

Fulaman198: Seun sir, I know it is unethical to ask, but what would the starting salary be yearly? (Just a range you pay your programmers).

Nope it's not really unethical. Some likely applicants are probably already employed and want to know if putting in the effort to switch is worth it salary wise amongst other things. Also imagine living in Lagos and being scheduled for an interview in Kano; one has to know if the job is worth it before making such a move. Think of the cost, permission to go AWOL this would involve!

But to draw a bit to your reasoning it's somewhat best to ask such questions after the initial test/aptitude. That's possibly during interview. Or, find out from other sources (ex-staff,social networking,google etc) so you don't end up looking so straight forward.

Alex72: @ all, yesterday, I finally collected my vehicle after a difficult release process which I do not want to comment on...

"not comment on?"

The purpose of a forum like Nairaland is to share information so we can learn from each other. If you don't want to tell then there's no reason wasting our time making us read this.

it's easy for you guys to criticize but sex is a basic human need!!!

I repeat it's a basic human need life food and water; and nothing can stop that!

shiit happens, and so there are millions of ways to care for his wife and show/mean it even if he's having sex elsewhere.

Let's get our heads out of fantasy land and be realistic.

what the hell is wrong with Glo head office Abuja? Their response is always "the link is down", i haven't been able to replace my lost line all week. I'm so mad...angry...frustrated now. Retrieved my MTN very quickly and smoothly at their Abuja office (same week) but Glo is just a pain in the as5s.

If no be say their browsing na him sure pass i for no bother again

what the hell is wrong with Glo head office Abuja? Their response is always "the link is down", i haven't been able to replace my lost line all week. I'm so mad...angry...frustrated now. Retrieved my MTN very quickly and smoothly at their Abuja office (same week) but Glo is just a pain in the as5s.

If no be say their browsing na him sure pass i for no bother again

Numbering them 1 to 5 from left to right this is the order of attractiveness to me:

4
3
5
2
1

got this phone days back. decent battery life BUT

1. No backlight on shortcut keys i.e. lower screen buttons: the back,home,options and dual sim keys dont light up ever!
2. Led light is disappointingly weak. So pictures... especially at night which needs flash ain't all that. Nothing beats a Samsung jor.

What's the update on the computer village phone sale? Have you sold it? Was the car released?

[quote author=*Hu_JJC?]Hmm.. Seun, Lets partner ( Like i asked you before Google Sense Disabled your account) ( X NAIRALAND)
You need to partner with many sites in Nigeria to reach out promoting them to promote you. The great social networks did it...
( Twitter<-> facebook) etc.. They know the power of networking(Not selfish). Nairaland can't do it alone in Nigeria. Nigeria is a rich and big country , eventually another site will kick Nairaland out if you don't take time. You can promote/advertise, share/exchange banners etc help poor sites grow and them helping you to grow. It is a win-win situation. But you refused.. if you continue to do it solely, you will not make that money you deserve from Nairaland..It is not all about money( You told me you make enough but i dont see it).
Thanks.
Admin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8s5WxatTMM[/quote]Did adsense actually disable Nairaland? Wow! Thought it was just trying to take the bulls by the horns?

Yeah just discovered that seems not to be possible. Disappointing!!!

webdezzi: server reboots, huge traffic surges, name servers modifications, workplace filterings etc. makes ppl want to use services of 3rd party email providers.

To satisfy the dude Google does allow forwarding (and management) of domain directed emails to Gmail though. And I hear it's pretty much simple and free!

jonaji: LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...

Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k

Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories...

Then you start addition and subtraction as follows:

Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope
You don't owe your in-law in the
Process.
>>>Guys start saving now... Lol

Very disgusting thread.
Neo-Colonialism at work
Might be a joke but when Yellow-fair costs more than dark you know why Africans are backward. Never appreciating their own, only worshiping Oyibo instead

#ShakingMyHead

alfredo4u: I left there last year September, pls who r u dat knows me to my grassroot?...

You gave us your grassroot gist yourself here: https://www.nairaland.com/alfredo4u/posts/11

alfredo4u: Pals, pls kindly advise me. I got dis job wit one of d fast movin company in nija (name withheld) 5mnths ago. I resigned in d mnth of August due to personal reason...

You left Visafone cos the future of CDMAs' looking bleak huh?

rationalmind: There is something here I just noticed. Most atheists here on nairaland seem not to live in nigeria. Logicboy, plaetton, weigraf, mazaje, muskeeto, bindex e.t.c

Seems its safe for me to assume that, majority of them, if not all wouldn't have been atheists had they stayed in Nigeria all through.

This leaves me with one major conclusion, its extremely difficult to break those chains of childhood religious indoctrination most especially when ure in a country like nigeria.

Are there others (atheist or agnostic) here, other than me, who despite not leaving the shores of this country renounced their childhood indoctrination?

Home grown agnostic here reporting for duty. Came out on my Reaching self actualization/free thinking status about 5 years ago.