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Jokes Etc › The Origin Of Nigeria's Problem by kesmalindo(op): 1:40pm On Aug 30, 2018

The problems of Nigeria started with confusion in speaking English...
British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon
Add yours � � � �

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays For Death Of Relatives “Blocking Your Way” by kesmalindo(m): 11:06am On Dec 09, 2017

fpeter:
Why are people so interested in what he has to say? Why do you follow him on Twitter and listen to his sermons if you know you hate him?

you don't need to follow someone before you see their tweets

Celebrities › You've Overplayed Tiwa Savage's Song, A Fan Complained To A Radio Station by kesmalindo(op): 9:12am On Nov 06, 2017

A fan tweeted at MAX 102.3 FM formerly known as Radio continental to stop playing Tiwa Savage's song titled MALO ft Wizkid. The fan complained about the song being overplayed that the station should play other songs.

Check screenshots of their conversation below

Source: http://kesmalindoblog..com.ng/2017/11/youve-overplayed-tiwa-savages-song-fan.html

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Politics › Re: Governor Okorocha Distances Himself From A Viral Tweet, Nigerians React. by kesmalindo(op): 7:52pm On Oct 19, 2017

betterABIAstate:
On behalf of nairaland, seun, lalasticlala and mynd44, we reject the offer and pass it to lindaikeji blog.

on behalf of Aunty Linda and family, I kindly pass it to Naijaloaded

Politics › Re: Governor Okorocha Distances Himself From A Viral Tweet, Nigerians React. by kesmalindo(op): 9:01am On Oct 19, 2017

Seun

Politics › Re: Governor Okorocha Distances Himself From A Viral Tweet, Nigerians React. by kesmalindo(op): 9:01am On Oct 19, 2017

clevvermind:
THE GOVERNOR HAS ACTED FOOLISHLY. HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIS PEOPLE.

Leave am na. He think sey we be fool

Sports › Champions League: Messi Nets 100th European Competition Goal by kesmalindo(op): 12:26am On Oct 19, 2017

Lionel Messi reached 100 goals in European competition, with a fine free-kick as Barcelona defeated Olympiakos 3-1 on Wednesday in a Champions League group game.
Messi curled home just over an hour to make it 2-0, despite having been reduced to 10 men following Gerard Pique’s red card.
He becomes only the second player to attain the milestone after Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ronalso has scored a total of 113 in all European club competitions.
The Real Madrid forward also boasts 110 in the Champions League alone, against Messi’s 97, although he has also played 143 games compared to Leo’s 118 (excluding qualifiers).

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Politics › Governor Okorocha Distances Himself From A Viral Tweet, Nigerians React. by kesmalindo(op): 12:03am On Oct 19, 2017

The recent Jacob Zuma's Statue ish erected by Gov. Okorocha in Imo state made a twitter user with the handle @omojuwa reacted sarcastically to Gov. Wike's post demanding for Cristiano Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos statue as the Real Madrid stars visited Rivers State to Affiliate the Spanish giant academy in Rivers state, then Gov. Okorocha replied harshly and the replied was deleted immediately.

Gov. Okorocha later defend himself by saying the reply was photoshoped, but as we known Nigerians don't take chill pill when we are talking about trolling on twitter, they quickly took the defending tweet to another level you can ever imagined.

Below are the screen shots of the whole scenario;

http://kesmalindoblog..com.ng/2017/10/governor-okorocha-distances-himself.html

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Education › Re: 2017 MTN Foundation Scholarship Scheme Registration by kesmalindo(m): 1:09am On Sep 19, 2017

for graduate or undergraduates?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 7 Tips To Know When Engaging A Graphics Designer by kesmalindo(m): 9:14am On Sep 14, 2017

we need to talk. send me your WhatsApp number

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Data Plan/airtime Job by kesmalindo(m): 11:57pm On Sep 11, 2017

arisekolasolex@gmail.com

Celebrities › Re: Demola Adedoyin: Chidinma Ekile Shows Off Her King (Pictured) by kesmalindo(m): 10:18am On Sep 11, 2017

Evaberry:
...

chidinma

chidinma

Listen to the words of your ancestors, men are destructive, they will lead you to doom! stay away from them.
..

it's either you become a babymama, or you get cheated on and dumped.

just 3 months and this one has already started controlling you.

Ijiji na-enweghi onye ndumodu na-eso
ozu ala n'inyi.

sadly, she won't see this

Webmasters › Re: Advice On Setting Up New Blog by kesmalindo(m): 7:07am On Aug 29, 2017

Sniper12:
Dont waste ur time and data. Blogging don hard. Tpo many bloggera out der

exactly. this d reason why I stopped my blog.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Built Only Federal University In Buhari’s State, Omokri Replies Garba by kesmalindo(m): 7:51am On Aug 16, 2017

Which of GEJ's children attend the school?

Crime › Should We Continue To Say Indecent Dressing Causes RAPE? by kesmalindo(op): 9:45am On Aug 13, 2017

Most times, we blame provocation, seduction and or indecent dressing for cases of rape that involve teenage or adult ladies. But exactly what do we blame for rape of the aged women and babies huh

It's becoming too much and there is hardly a day without a new case of rape. Sad enough, it's happening in many places of the world and in most of it, the highest a rapist gets is years in prison. What could be the cause of this curse and how can it be stopped huh

Forum Games › Re: Can You Tell Who’s Responsible For The Killing? by kesmalindo(m): 5:22am On Aug 11, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

Number 3 is responsible

Because

She is wearing a Hijab,
She looks Hausa-Fulani,
She has a bag probably full of bombs and a dagger on her table.

A true muslim woman with no evil intention will not visit a pub.
Moreover as a woman, only her can go into the female restroom without suspicion from Numbers 2 and 4 who have good visual access to it.

Besides; most ISIS and Boko Haram attacks are carried out by hijabed women.

this one is looking for fame. ko le werk

Music/Radio › Wizkid Set To Drop Song Number 3 In One Week. by kesmalindo(op): 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2017

Earlier in the week, Wizkid had tweeted about the possibility of recording about 20 songs and perhaps an album, during his stay in Nigeria. Following that announcement, he released two tracks, Medicine and Odoo . Now it seems a remix to Medicine might be in the pipeline.
According to his twitter post, the remix is set for release and it will feature the sensational Afro Highlife artiste, Flavour and popular rapper, Phyno. Considering the rate at which
Wizkid has been dropping songs lately, do you think it is possible for him to record 20 songs in such a short time?
share your thoughts.

http://tooxclusive.com/news/wizkid-set-drop-song-number-3-one-week/

Webmasters › Re: How Reliable Are Nigerian Web Hosting Companies? by kesmalindo(m): 8:24am On Jul 03, 2017

Donald3d:
I use whogohost and they are cool .Their affiliate program is also awesome !

really?

Webmasters › Re: 9 Things To Consider Before Launching Your Blog by kesmalindo(m): 7:29pm On Jul 01, 2017

Blogger, WordPress or others(specify)

Celebrities › Re: As Wizkid Prepares To Drop His EP, Davido Also Drops Shade by kesmalindo(m): 8:11am On Jun 18, 2017

LalasticSeun:
I hate wizkid

who you EPP?

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Drawing Of Kiss Daniel By Nevetsibot by kesmalindo(m): 10:49am On Jun 17, 2017

waoow. keep it up

Business › Re: Meet The Only 10 Black Billionaires In The World by kesmalindo(m): 9:13am On Jun 12, 2017

So no Davido's dad here?

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by kesmalindo(m): 12:25am On Jun 12, 2017

Oladim001:
Not neccessarily a lie na.
Who knows it could be long leg from your part or just pure luck.
But the certain thing about Lasu is they generally admit their indigenes before any other state

let me say luck sha

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by kesmalindo(m): 9:34pm On Jun 11, 2017

Anney272:
This is poor for medicine o. Besides, LASU will consider its Indigenes before others. I'd advice you to obtain change of course

that's a lie. I was admitted before they admit the indigenes last year

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by kesmalindo(m): 8:44pm On Jun 10, 2017

Keneking:
Match ends 0-2
Buhari sef

una don come abi?

Health › Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by kesmalindo(m): 8:37pm On Jun 10, 2017

start using ASHANTE soap. it's just #350

Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out These Funny Tweets From #9jamusicians Trend On Twitter by kesmalindo(op): 11:58am On Jun 10, 2017

besto50:
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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out These Funny Tweets From #9jamusicians Trend On Twitter by kesmalindo(op): 11:55am On Jun 10, 2017

Theyveedo:

Jokes Etc › Check Out These Funny Tweets From #9jamusicians Trend On Twitter by kesmalindo(op): 10:42am On Jun 10, 2017

Check the pics below

Islam › Is It Right For Non-muslims To Fast In This Month Of Ramadan??? by kesmalindo(op): 7:52pm On May 29, 2017

Qur'an 2:62
BismiLlahir-Rahmanir-Rahim

"Those who believe (in the Qur'an), and those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Christians and the Sabians,- any who believe in Allah and the Last Day, and work righteousness, shall have their reward with their Lord; on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve".

There are Christians who are fasting in the month of Ramadan out of sincere love and willingness to get close to God in their own way. It is extremely wrong for anyone to claim that they will not be rewarded for their effort. Allah surely has ways of rewarding every good and sincere effort and Allah does not fail His promises. The nature of the reward is best known to Him alone. If He wishes, He might bless them with Islam. If He wills, He might reward them with wordly status and elevation. With Allah, no good and sincere effort can be a waste. Pray for them, admonish them and respect them.
Whoever is fasting be it Muslim or not, they all deserve our respect.
May Allah grant us understanding. Amin.

By Imam Idris A. Razaq

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