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Christianity Etc › Re: Sihle Sibisi's Daughter Dies! Tshepang khanyisile Seleke Is Dead by Kevineleven(m): 6:49am On Jan 14, 2024

Calitoscassius:
Errr... i am not, who da fork is christ? Christ doesn't exist.

Christianity Etc › Re: Sihle Sibisi's Daughter Dies! Tshepang khanyisile Seleke Is Dead by Kevineleven(m): 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2024

Calitoscassius:
Then God is a bloody murderer! God is a forking terrorist! Who would kill an innocent girl

Nobody is innocent, you are a murderer too, your hand is stained with the blood of Christ.

Crime › Re: I Sometimes Feel As If I Have Been Here Before- Please Help by Kevineleven(m): 7:29pm On Jan 13, 2024

Slurity:
JESUS. NO DEAL PLEASE.

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Kevineleven(m): 10:46am On Jan 13, 2024

Salasa:
Okay let me assumingly agree with you. So what causes me feeling urge to urine constantly only when I masturbate? Why is it that when i stay away from it, it doesn't occur that way?

If you do not have difficulty when urinating, then it is just a habit.

Crime › Re: UNIJOS Student Stabbed By Female Neighbour For 'Making Noise' by Kevineleven(m): 9:24am On Jan 13, 2024

No self defense skills nothing, got stabbed just like that.
Could this be the same reason that my female neighbour stoped greeting me?
I got to be very careful

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Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of A Lady Flirting With Evangelist Ebuka Obi During Deliverance by Kevineleven(m): 9:07am On Jan 13, 2024

Sergio101:
See pretty lady bikonu

I go fûck You and the demon oh.

Like if she's a temptation.....I don fall already

The sergio man grin

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Kevineleven(m): 8:23am On Jan 13, 2024

Salasa:
How?

There is no evidence that masturbation has an effect. on the kidney which may make it cause constant,urination.
You didn't know that, so it's ignorance.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sihle Sibisi's Daughter Dies! Tshepang khanyisile Seleke Is Dead by Kevineleven(m): 8:16am On Jan 13, 2024

seborrhic:
Assuming this story is even true,it means the god you and T.B. Joshua serve kills not just adults but even children because someone said something bad about a pastor.
If I were you I will run with all speed away from such a god because that is no God,but the devil himself at work,confirming TB Joshua and you worship the devil and all the heinous things the devil is known to do.
Anyway,I know this story is not true.
Another food for thought for you:why didn't that offended god strike the mother that you claim made false accusations against TB?
Why kill a child for the "offences" of the mother.Again this is the way of the devil

He can choose to kill anyone, he killed all the first born of the Egyptians, he is God, you are nothing but a mortal and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Crime › Re: Corpse Of Boy Beaten To Death By His Boss In Congo,Left At Boss Nnewi Home (Vid) by Kevineleven(m): 8:37pm On Jan 12, 2024

From the video the boss share the same surname as the deceased, this is a family matter, they should put him in jail.

Crime › Re: I Sometimes Feel As If I Have Been Here Before- Please Help by Kevineleven(m): 11:14am On Jan 12, 2024

Op, nice to meet you, if you cannot save life or make money with your gift, you might as well ignore it, this is what we will do.
I will give you three football matches that will play tomorrow, just tell me what the scores will be at the end of the matches.
If you are correct, I will pay you 2million naira.
Do we have a deal?

Celebrities › Re: If Anything Happens To Me, Hold Tonto Dikeh Responsible – VeryDarkMan by Kevineleven(m): 9:45am On Jan 12, 2024

If anything happens to me, Mk una hold Verydarkman, I will post details later...

Culture › Re: Rams Sacrificed Ahead Of Third Mainland Bridge Repair (Photos) by Kevineleven(m): 8:30am On Jan 12, 2024

psalmsjob:
It's the life blood that matters to the gods or for the purpose not the flesh it amounts to nothing after the blood is spilled....

Leave that thing jare, na scam.

Crime › Re: Police Warns Nigerians Against Using New Viral Slogan 'No Gree For Anybody' -VID by Kevineleven(m): 7:03pm On Jan 11, 2024

I like that slogan die
An average Nigerian is already in danger
The only way to survive in a dangerous place is to become dangerous yourself.
Stay dangerous, no gree o....

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Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Kevineleven(m): 6:59pm On Jan 11, 2024

Ignorance

Culture › Re: Rams Sacrificed Ahead Of Third Mainland Bridge Repair (Photos) by Kevineleven(m): 6:35pm On Jan 11, 2024

Hohohoho, I laugh in Swahili, format, who go chop the dead ram? No be human being go chop the dead ram? the person wey chop ram naim be gods. grin

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Romance › Re: My Near Rape Experience. Young Ladies Learn From This by Kevineleven(m): 6:30pm On Jan 11, 2024

How to defeat a rapist

1: Say something like " ok wait let me UnCloth you too dey rush, sit up, grab something a bit heavy and hit his head.

2: rape is a close contact struggle, bite his ear like your life depend on it, bite it off

3: If you have any pointed object, stab to kill, aim for the neck, eyes or plexus.

4: leave the premise.

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Romance › Re: My Near Rape Experience. Young Ladies Learn From This by Kevineleven(m): 6:12pm On Jan 11, 2024

Hardy123:
This insane lady again

Madam rest

Zukwanike

Nobody gives a "F" about your useless story and needless advice especially coming from a depressed evening news paper

Once again, madam rest

Or is Seun paying you for all this ?

Make una take am easy with harsh comment for this forum, a female banker committed suicide today, abi na yesterday, una no see am for front page? She wasted everything that makes life easy, now na devil dey enjoy am, if any other endowed lady commits suicide , am going to do something in this country, Op this one everybody is trying to rape you, e be like say u get am...

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Health › Re: Banker, Amarachi Ugochukwu Commits Suicide In Lagos (Pics, Suicide Note) by Kevineleven(m): 12:55pm On Jan 11, 2024

If only she talked to someone, she is even endowed, what a waste.
The funny thing is that the future might hold beautiful things in stock for her.
R.I.P

Food › Re: See The Pounded Yam And Egusi Soup I Ate In Rome by Kevineleven(m): 4:27pm On Jan 10, 2024

Rexymania:
25 euros? Man that's a lot of money

Something wey we take #500 take dey arrange 4 9ja grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Which Will You Choose From The Two by Kevineleven(m): 12:49pm On Jan 10, 2024

I remember a line in Nikki minaj lyrics, forgotten the name of the song " there is no such a thing as broke and handsome" then another one from cardi b song tittle UP " broke boys don't deserve no pussy".
I rest my case.

Business › Re: Do You Ever Feel Guilty Spending Lavishly Knowing Many Are Poor by Kevineleven(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2024*

theadeola:
This reeks of entitlement. The rich owe the poor NOTHING. The poor are the poor because they are that; poor, in mentality majorly, before even talking about money.

So you want a rich person who worked for his money to simply throw it away by giving a senseless poor person, just because he has more than enough?

What happened to the poor going through the process to get rich BY THEMSELVES? Or you think the rich just appeared there?

And using death to 'threaten' is very funny. Everyone will die, so give poor people money so you will go to heaven, or what?

Hahaha so you believe that poor people are senseless, got you. grin

One is entitled, the other one might be selfish, nobody works harder than the poor, there is no process, many people die hardworking and poor, most of them didn't get the opportunity or lacked the resources, I am not threatening anybody with death, Am I God?
But the fact remains, we are going to die someday why stack up money that your children cannot finish, look for good poor people to empower, some rich people are doing it already and they are not stupid.

Business › Re: Do You Ever Feel Guilty Spending Lavishly Knowing Many Are Poor by Kevineleven(m): 9:20pm On Jan 09, 2024

The question is, why do rich people find it hard to empower poor people?

Why do the rich feel like they are better than the poor even though they will be facing the same fate as the poor? death.

Why do the rich believe that the poor should not be given a certain amount of money?

If you have more than you need, you better start helping as many poor people as you can before your death, that is the mission, that is the reason for your wealth.

You think you owe nobody, you will find out after death, dey play.

Christianity Etc › Re: How My Father, TB Joshua Abused Me – Ajoke, Daughter Had Outside Wedlock by Kevineleven(m): 9:09am On Jan 09, 2024

Justnation:
Why all these after the man's demise.
What is the motive?
BBC and Co should take a cold shower

Why would anyone want to tarnish of a dead man, more reason why it is likely to be the truth.
There is also this saying " The evil that men do lives even after they die".

Business › Re: Lagos Government Seizes Goods Displayed By Traders Along Highway (Pics, Video) by Kevineleven(m): 3:48pm On Jan 06, 2024

Seefinish:
The government is indirectly telling some of the people who are hawking those things to go into crimes.
High crime rate is in offing

I will not allow that to happen, we are working on something poverty must end in Nigeria 2024

Family › Re: Why Do People See Calm and gentle People As Pastors? by Kevineleven(m): 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2024

johnog4sure:
Right, hehehe I like that free security part

Romance › Re: Enough Big Booties (pix) by Kevineleven(m): 2:09pm On Jan 05, 2024

What a beautiful day, thank you op, may your days be long

Family › Re: Why Do People See Calm and gentle People As Pastors? by Kevineleven(m): 2:03pm On Jan 05, 2024

I am calm, gentle and introverted but nobody refer to me as pastor, in fact they fear me.
I play rap music loud inside my house.
I do press up, so one look at me you will know that I am fit.
I wear black most time.
Security men watch my gate every night to see whether I will sneak out at night, which is to my own advantage since I'm not a thief, I got free special security service.
I have no record of violence, in fact people were shocked when I walked away from a trouble maker that was ready for a fight.
So if they call you pastor, it is because you behave like one.

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Family › Re: My Younger Brother Is Gay by Kevineleven(m): 1:49pm On Jan 05, 2024

Cut off his billibone
And if he is collecting, surgery is highly recommended, seal his anus.

Family › Re: My Younger Brother Is Gay by Kevineleven(m): 1:41pm On Jan 05, 2024

Sonnobax15:

Wtf . Nyash man?

Una catch anybody wey dey wipe him nyash?

Chaiiii . Op,una fvck up cha......Cuz you guys should have tamed him earlier as a kid when you started noticing the gay traits in him .

Right now, E go hard to tame am . 19 years old gay na senior man now for the nyash wiping business

Family › Re: At What Age Should A Father Stop Bathing His Daughter? by Kevineleven(m): 1:36pm On Jan 05, 2024

Until she learns how to bath properly, you should continue, wash her vagina very well and if for any reason she complains of pain in her vagina and her mum is not around, you should open it and check if she has been abused by somebody,she is your daughter and a kid, there is nothing wrong with it unless you are a sick.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Kevineleven(m): 2:38pm On Jan 04, 2024

iamL:
My top movies for 2023:

Jawan,
Oppenheimer,√
Extraction 2,√
Vickram,
Jailer/Leo,
PS 2,
The burial,√
Pathaan
Freelance,
The black book.

Notable mentions:
Ghosted,
Hidden strike,
mission impossible,√
Indiana Jones.
John wick 4 √

Career › Re: Should I Quit My 30k Job Or Continue And Hope For A Better Days by Kevineleven(m): 11:23am On Jan 03, 2024

Griffon:
It can only get bad bro, 30k can barely feed a single person speak more of your aging mother and sister.

This country has been sold.

You either stay on the job, while investing a portion of your salary in learning a high in demand skills like web designing etc, or you move back to the streets, hit some cash and leave this cesspit.

What does it mean to go back to the street?

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