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Disclaimer: You'll find the funny only if you know how ww2 went down and are able to understand some references.

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Yet People will be listening to Mugabe like the old fool has anything worthwhile to say.

cao:
I'm not even going to lie, when I was playing Player Career on FIFA 14, I know I played division 2 season in less than one week, I played every single match for Plymouth, my guy was out for 4 weeks injury, he was still rated number 1. Na sleep, game, use toilet during loading, eat for my bed, continue, rinse and repeat. I think I only ate coco pops that week, no mess with powdered milk. The only good thing is I kept myself hydrated with water. In my defence work was quiet around that time, so no wahala, until I had work. See the way I abandon game, then went to work for whatever game I was testing that day. Dragged myself back home, played a match or 3. So, that guy they talk nonsense. I've gone to work way too many times with no sleep. Ok, that one is not always games fault.

You're a game tester?! cool.

Strahovski:
That's trash talk man... Happiest days or not does not determine my comment. If I find the woman Unattractive, I shall make my comment as it's of no concern to me, how the man feels. Every Nairalander is responsible for his post. I can post whenever and however I want.

Even the op sef did not quote me because there must be one person who will say the opposite when everyone says "Beautiful".

Even you that are saying she is beautiful just to satisfy the op are hypocrites. You know she is weird as she looks older than the op and kinda off.. but you make your comment sweet so as to make op happy. That's what my friends call "High Service"

Please do not quote me again.

So just because you can means you will? you have some impulse control problems man, and for the record I actually find her attractive, and also are above or is it below going out Of your way to make someone else happy? or is that not selfish enough for someone like you?

Strahovski:
Look man, the op brought his wife to NL and we are going to comment. There will be critics. Whoever post a pic of himself or whatever without expecting the critics is a kid who needs to grow up not the critic. Alas she is not beautiful

You don't critic someone's beauty especially on one of the happiest days in their life, you should have kept your opinion to yourself after all believe it or not, beauty really is in the eyes of the beholder.

Strahovski:
I don't know why some people just like picking on people. What happened to freedom of speech? I should not comment on nairaland again? How does my comment relate with my life now.

I think you are the one frustrated and pained not me. You quote a guy posting a comment on on a faceless forum trash talking at him about his life.

Hello, wake up.. you need help. Besides your comment didn't remove my comment did it? She is ugly and I said so.. deal with it

Hypocrite you don't know why some people like picking on people yet you're picking on the op and his beautiful wife, did being a bitter, jealous and despicable person add anything to your life or well-being now?
Grow up.

sweatlana:
Na them send u addiction? But seriously video games are becoming a huge problem Parents take note!

How are they becoming a problem?

Dialogue is important to me so I'll use subtitles whenever available, I mean imagine watching a movie starring Matthew Mccounaughey or Johnny Depp without subtitles.

So this is obviously just for fun, I know how silly some nairalanders can be, so if this isn't to your taste just hit the back button and find something you'll actually enjoy.


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Mine is: He looked down at his wand, which he was still clutching in his hand. If he was already expelled (his heart was now thumping painfully fast), a bit more magic couldn’t hurt.

From: Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban.

That doesn't sound very good, what's yours?

BraniacX:
strap your seatbelt on, this is one hellofa bumpy joy ride and you're gonna love it!



hey! drop your testimony here when you're done

No problemo

About 5 gbs on MTN, overnight.

Stop whining like a little girl, if you believe women have it best then go for a sex change operation, then you'll also have all these "privileges".

tr3y:
Trigga ma Nigggaaa
Me and this guy used to roll in my Corvette back in the day, happy he made it.

lol, he made it while you still dey here dey sell Samsung earpiece, from inside your Corvette no less.

OP update your opera mini, oh wait, it's BB10? carry on.

Goku biko, NEXT!

Now he has realized that alcohol poisoning is a thing.

Screenshots of the chat where she sent the pics or he should face his punishment, as for how the pics ended up online that one no concern me.

Importguru:
Congrat!!!Already playing the game.

* No back/quit button, I had to clicked ads to minimize the game because am using a tablet and the game is full screen
* The monster speed is high, couldn't escape for once

Although, this is quite good but update the game asap.
My honest review

Swipe from the top or bottom edge of the screen depending on the orientation to access the status and navigation bars when an app takes up the entire screen.

OlufemiOAP:
I don complete the GTA San Andreas for android

Then find another Android game play, GTA 5 no dey Android.

GTA 5 is not on android or any mobile os for that matter, installing any file that claims to be this game on your mobile device is a very good to render it malware rich.

My advice stick to GTA San-Andreas that's been ported to android.

So I installed the game because I want to support Nigerian developers, but this game Is just rubbish, basic is an overstatement, No sound and unresponsive controls.

I may leave it installed and open it occasionally to give you ad revenue, but you need to make something better or atleast improve this one, because this is just

Please what's the solution for the DVD drive not recognizing any disk with data on it?

The Nigerian Automotive Manufacturers Association (NAMA) urged the federal and state governments to support local assembly plants through a strict policy of procuring their requirements from them.

Reacting to media reports that the Senate is about to buy various brands of imported (fully built) vehicles from importers, the management of NAMA made a fervent appeal to the federal government pleading for support to be able to sustain their operations under most challenging market conditions.

According to NAMA, thousands of jobs are at stake at these assembly plants that have been commissioned by faithful investors over the past two years with large investments in plant and machinery, equipment and training on technical skills.

NAMA recalls that in September, the Director General of the National Automotive Design and Development Council (NADDC), Mr Aminu Jalal, gave his assurancethatPresident Muhammed Buhari-led admministration has reiterated its resolve to pursue the new automotive policy.

Jalal said that the president had repeatedly emphasised the Federal Government determination to diversify the economy through promotion, support and protection of the industrial sector. He underlined that the automotive sub-sector with sufficient capacity for mass employment was one of the major areas where the country had great potentials.
Jalal stated that the Federal Government was committed to the patronage of Made-in-Nigeria automobiles. To this end, he said that all federal ministries, departments and agencies were mandated to source their vehicle procurements from local assembly plants.

The local assemblers have invested extensively into assembly plants for multinational brands including Nissan, Hyundai, Kia and Peugeot amongst others.
Reports indicate that the management of the National Assembly has invited bids from contractors interested in supplying the vehicles. But it seems that the brands considered are not being assembled in Nigeria, but are those that are being imported into the country as fully built units with no local value addition.

Industry sources lament that more economical and efficient models like the 4X4 vehicles of Hyundai, Kia,Innoson, Nissan, Ford and others are being assembled in Nigeria, awaiting government patronage for their sustenance.

NAMA has asked for the National Assembly and the FG to play an exemplary role in their procurement policies so that the country could follow and establish a self-sufficient automotive eco system.

Source: [url=leadership.ng/news/483343/nama-wants-fg-nass-patronise-nigeria-made-vehicles]Leadership[/url]

I use knock code

Treachery, If our leaders including her criminal of a father had the good of this nation at heart these kids wouldn't need belated donations and our country would be able to keep it's pride.

Tufia for Nigeria.

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Over the weekend, I attended an event in a popular Ikeja hotel. Halfway through, I got bored with the speaker endless babbling and decided to head to the lounge to pass a minute or ten.

I was seated alone for a few minutes when this goodlooking guy came in. I recognised him as one of the speakers and well, shoot me! I secretly admired him.
Luckily for me, he smiled at me, came to where I sat, said he saw me in the conference hall and asked why I left. I told him I had a mild headache and I will return soon. He encouraged me to, asked for my name and promised to check up on me when the event is over. Then he went to another table to sit and ordered a drink for himself.
I wanted to look as intelligent as possible so I pretended to be engrossed with a newspaper on my table.

When it was time for me to return, I decided to use the restroom first.
All of the toilets were locked except one and when I was done peeing, I stood in front of the mirror to retouch my makeup.

Suddenly, a guy in suit came hurrying into the toilet. He was one of the attendes and I wouldn’t have known his name is Oluyomi if he didn’t introduce himself when he stood to ask a question during the lecture.

I heard what sounded like a bomb and he emerged smiling in few seconds but not without polluting the entire atmosphere. I couldn’t stand the horrible stench when he left so I hurriedly packed my makeup into my bag.

As I was making final adjustments to my appearance, the speaker guy came into the restroom and met me. He looked at me with disgust and I didn’t need anybody to tell me I was his principal suspect. If only other toilets were not locked…

I wanted to swear it wasn’t me but how was I supposed to explain myself when he wouldn’t even ask if I was guilty or not. To cap it all, the Oluyomi guy didn’t flush cos the speaker went into the toilet, flushed and held his nose but not without stepping out briefly to eye me maliciously. Like NSG would say, I thought he loved me?

I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me he wasn’t going to speak to me again so I took my bag and went home!

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cao:
Grounders never explained? The Grounders are the human survivors of the nuclear apocalypse, over time evolution have made them resistant to the radiated Earth's atmosphere. They lived on the surface, the survived on the ground (natural selection aka survival of the fittest), grew their own language from broken English & truncated signposts (eg the town of tonDC is simply from Washington DC). The Grounders have a rather interesting hierarchy, there are 12 tribes with their individual leaders, but the true leader is their Heda, Lexa, who formed a rather unprecedented alliance with all tribes. I binged all two seasons in one go. The thing I like about The 100, is the fact that no one can really be deemed a true hero, they're all grey. Yes, they've made silly decisions, but this Earth is made and ruled by youth, they sent 100 juvenile delinquents to Earth, what did you expect, kids below 18, who were waiting to be spaced, to be the epitome of wisdom? And, the Sky People are immune from the Earth's radiation because they've lived in space, where they've enjoyed solar radiation.

Oh, and the Mountain Men, are the folks who stayed in the underground bunker of Mount Weather, as a result, they have no immunity to the radiation.

Thanks, now I'm more interested interested in seeing season 2, I think that's where most of these exposition are, for example nothing about immunity to radiation is ever mentioned in season 1 and the mountain men only show up at the season finale to kidnap the 100, but i'm definitely go to watch season 2 now.

I just finished Season 1 of this show, and I have to ask does it get better?
I got sick of it before the end, I liked and enjoyed it's sci-fi premise but the teenage drama and disturbingly constant wrong choices was just off putting.

The grounders are never explained and surprisingly none of them bothers to ask especially Octavia ffs, maybe it'll be explained in season 2 but I won't see it if I think it's more of the same.

So my question is, does it get better?

Help me out cao.

This is very old nau, like months and months old, it also isn't free you get a trial period then you have to pay for a subscription to keep using it and some other privacy features.

Just search for the full list of Nintendo DS games on Google, your description is too ambiguous.