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Romance / Re: My Honey Pot Will Still Be Tight For Use Even When I Clock 80 Years Old - Actres by khallebb(m): 9:40am On May 09, 2020
Hoelosho
Romance / Re: Bae Is Threatening To Break Up With Me by khallebb(m): 9:37am On Dec 09, 2019
Kingdollar28:
embarassed

All these secondary school love sef embarassed

U and the girl are both stupid... Period!
LMAO grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Bares Her Boobs As She Asks If She Should Lose Her Virginity Now Or Marriag by khallebb(m): 9:36am On Dec 09, 2019
Na dem

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Education / Re: Sex Tape: Babcock VC Speaks On Taking Back Expelled Student, Condemns Mouth Gig by khallebb(m): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2019
Fadomero:
Lie say you know leak ur wife puna
Shattap
Celebrities / Re: Juice Wrld Is Still Alive‼️‼️‼️ proof Video by khallebb(m): 7:39am On Dec 09, 2019
This idiot knows what he did
Crime / Re: Ogun Police Nab 3 Suspect Over Death Of 27-yrs Old, Azeez Salami by khallebb(m): 7:35am On Dec 09, 2019
That guy in the middle is a demon. It's so obvious.
Health / Re: Itchy Rashes On & Around Your Private Part Can Be Scabies, Not STD by khallebb(m): 7:34am On Dec 09, 2019
Sweetie grin

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Crime / Re: Students Waylay Their Teacher In Asaba, Beat & Injure Him In Drug-fuelled Attack by khallebb(m): 7:28am On Dec 09, 2019
This is just hillarious grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Calls Out Her Fans After Her IG Followers Suddenly Increases To 1m by khallebb(m): 7:25am On Dec 09, 2019
Nigerian youths= Useless fools
Sowore has been re-arrested o, they are not concerned. Just imagine, Instagram followers is their problem. Chaii, it's finished
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Explains Why She "Snubbed" Ghanian Celebrities [video] by khallebb(m): 7:22am On Dec 09, 2019
Juice Wurld cry
NYSC / Re: INSIGHTFUL REVELATION: Sowore, DSS And Falana by khallebb(m): 7:21am On Dec 09, 2019
Love is a beautiful thing
Fashion / Re: Miss South Africa Zozibini Tunzi Crowned Miss Universe by khallebb(m): 7:19am On Dec 09, 2019
MegzSA:
I'm so proud of her ! she is beautiful inside and out. a strong woman who is smart and kind. absolutely breathtaking with her authentic natural beauty and grace.
You sure say you dey this South Africa sef
Politics / Re: Ganduje Appoints Emir Sanusi As Chairman Council Of Chiefs by khallebb(m): 7:12am On Dec 09, 2019
Sowore needs our help please. cry

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Politics / Re: Why Deny Court Invasion After Apologising To The Judge? Femi Falana Tackles DSS by khallebb(m): 7:10am On Dec 09, 2019
Like for Sowore Share for Dss
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Black Drags Toke Makinwa, Says 'show How You Can Afford Your Lifestyle' by khallebb(m): 7:08am On Dec 09, 2019
Who are these people?
Celebrities / Re: Juice Wrld Dies At Age 21 After Suffering Seizure (photos) by khallebb(m): 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2019
When these artists sign deals with the devil, we shouldn't be surprised when we hear that they are dead.
Music/Radio / Re: Juice Wrld Dead At 21 After Suffering Seizure by khallebb(m): 5:18pm On Dec 08, 2019
Why won't they die after signing demonic contracts for fame and money.
Celebrities / Re: "Nigeria Is So Beautiful, It Looks Like Disney World" - Cardi B by khallebb(m): 9:50am On Dec 07, 2019
Cardio b shattap

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Nairaland / General / Re: DSS Must Explain Why Sowore Was Rearrested Lawmaker Blows Hot by khallebb(m): 9:48am On Dec 07, 2019
If you have some money, I'll advise you to relocate to at least Ghana. This country is gone forever.

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Car Talk / Re: Bugatti Veyron Reveals Shocking Replacement Costs For Its Spare Parts by khallebb(m): 9:46am On Dec 07, 2019
This car is a fvcking liability

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Celebrities / Re: Love In Royalty: Prince Olatunji Olusoji And Tracy Osaosemwen’s Traditional Marr by khallebb(m): 9:44am On Dec 07, 2019
Dem no fine
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Becomes First Bbnaija 2019 Housemate To Hit 1 Million Followers On IG by khallebb(m): 9:43am On Dec 07, 2019
So that's now an achievement. Well done o Op wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria: 2baba, Burna Boy, Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, DJ Spinall, Joeboy Win At AFRIMA by khallebb(m): 3:11pm On Nov 24, 2019
I came here for our own Oluwa Burna. Man's way ahead now. Headies been dey use am play before. He broke record as the most nominated Artiste in the useless headies award sef and now na BET, EMA, GRAMMYS award we dey talk about. In this life, please I beg you. DO NOT GIVE UP!
Romance / Re: She Threatened To Stab Me by khallebb(m): 2:02am On Nov 11, 2019
BlackCrainte:
Time-up for you to use her for money rituals.


Okra does not grow taller than who planted it
Please o...abeg don't say this na cheesy
Romance / Re: She Threatened To Stab Me by khallebb(m): 2:00am On Nov 11, 2019
PART 2
I knew that there was no need to pray cause the deed had already been done by the devil. I only just worshipped God by singing some songs and then I thanked Him for keeping me and my family intact. I did all this under 10 minutes and I was up from the bed. I quickly dashed into the bathroom, brushed my mouth and had my bath. I prepared Quaker oats and ate it with bread, I was now ready to go to school. I left the house and was on my way to school when i started receiving pity comments from people. Comments like Ehyah and sorry was what I got till I reached my class. After my lectures, I decided to get something from the cafeteria to eat cause I was hungry. As I was going, a dark beautiful girl called out to me and told me sorry. I responded really fast and continued moving. I didn't even think my actions out. I didn't care of how she felt. I was now getting sympathy from every other student on campus. It also felt good too so I was really happy. This particular dark angel continued to tell me sorry too anytime we saw and I started to wonder who she really was. She was fvcking endowed but I was blinded by my books and church. One day, I went to school and when she passed around, she told me sorry again but this time around, going even deeper by asking me about my parents, my home and many other things. At this point, I knew that I needed to make this girl a friend cause she was friendly. I went home and I pondered over it and decided to fund her indirect request. We had dinner event for different departments on campus. While at that event, we were all wearing our departmental wears but Udochi still had to come and meet me to ask me if I was a student of that department. I smiled at her and replied yes. Fast forward to the end of that week and I and Udochi were now friends already.
PART 3 continues from tomorrow...
Omo sleep wan tear my eyes shocked
Romance / She Threatened To Stab Me by khallebb(m): 1:35am On Nov 11, 2019
When I gained admission into the university, my plan was to graduate without dating. During my year one days, I was more spiritual on campus cause I had heard previous stories of students dying on campus and many other Ill fated events that always plagued university students. I was also more academic inclined. I refused to be part of extracurricular activities cause I felt that it was going to be a big distraction to me. Girls were really friendly and they came in quantum. They said I was cute and everything but I didn't really take them serious and I wasnt considering going into any serious relationship with any of them. Year one ended and year two came. It was more stressful now cause I was concentrating on my main medical courses so I had to read even more. I didn't have time for myself or nobody cause I wanted to outsmart my other coursemates who were also reading as well. I normally would attend night class to read and then one fateful day, the devil struck. I was reading at class and it was getting late. I decided to stop reading so that I could start going home to prepare for my classes that were to hold the next day. I came out from the school gate and had checked to see if there were any incoming vehicles but there was none and so I took some steps to get to the other side of the road. I had already gotten to the middle of the road when I heard the sound of a bike really close to me. I decided to jump immediately to save myself from getting knocked down. Like what the fvck! Can you imagine that this foolish bike rider did not have his head light on, by such a time. Everywhere was so dark and I'm not even sure that an owl or a bat would have seen him. Anyway, I was inside the gutter at the other end of the road crying, with wounds and bruises on different parts of my body. I was stained with blood on some parts of my body but the wicked hearted bike rider did not see all these things to stop and show compassion to me by taking me to any health facility. He rode off as if he was a competitor in motogp or a lead cast in Need For Speed. I was still writhing in severe pains with tears flowing from my eyes. I couldn't stand up because I was terribly weak. It was a terrible fall and it had a great impact on me. While I was still there in the gutter, two persons came and brought me out of the gutter. They took me to a nearby clinic to get some first aid treatment. The pharmacist on duty even promised to treat me for free. He said that he just liked me, that he didn't know
Why, but he just liked me. After my treatments, I now had alot of restrictions. I couldn't wear trousers and shoes so that the wounds on my limbs would heal. I had to take some drugs and also rub GV at a specific time on some of the wounds on my body. I finished from the clinic and was driven home by the pharmacist himself. He's a really kind man and I saw it from the way he attended to his workers and customers. I got into my house and I slept off almost immediately. While I was sleeping, I got a call from my mum around the early hours of the morning. She told me to pray cause she had a terrible dream about me some minutes before she called.
PART 2 loading....
This particular story is going to be madddd...
Just make sure you let me know if you're following..
I love you guys! cool
Romance / Re: Faith Wants To Kill Me With F*ck by khallebb(m): 12:53am On Nov 11, 2019
Kingsteve:


I know this may sound hard to do, but if she calls again, hear her out.

Find a place in your heart to forgive her.
For the fact she's been calling, shows that she's remorseful.

Unlike Ann, that didn't deem it fit to reach out.

You see?
Wow... didn't see this coming but I'll think about it. Thanks boss..

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Wanna Hang Out With Me.. by khallebb(m): 12:44am On Nov 11, 2019
lefulefu:
bros is yur intention really to hang out with her or to hang her on the wall
grin grin grin chaii nairaland grin
Crime / Re: Ezemmuo Nkanu: Man Raped By Three Ladies In The University Still Traumatized by khallebb(m): 12:42am On Nov 11, 2019
Elder0001:


You lack wisdom kiddo.

Mentally unstable men like you are the reason people don’t take male rape and sexual harassment seriously in this world.

You’re sick
grin This guy don vex o

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Romance / Re: Faith Wants To Kill Me With F*ck by khallebb(m): 12:06am On Nov 11, 2019
Goovo:
correct
Goovo... cheesy Expect another one soon..thanks for following up on this one
Romance / Re: Faith Wants To Kill Me With F*ck by khallebb(m): 12:05am On Nov 11, 2019
Nadoson1:
i loved the story, keep it up bro.
Thanks my boss...God bless you.
Romance / Re: Faith Wants To Kill Me With F*ck by khallebb(m): 12:04am On Nov 11, 2019
sben2308:



Gbayi n thumbs up oooooooo, oya continue cuz I no get plans to sleep yet o
Lol my boss...the story has ended. I'm pretty sure that you read till the end...expect another one from me smiley

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