Why fighting in my rum naw?

Inasmuch we dey 4 9ja....anything fit happen

ItsModella: Father Francis fried five fresh fishes for five friends from France.

Try repeating this; lemon, melon, lemon, melon...

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nw i knw dat u're a bad gal....abeg,my teeth is nt upto 32 nd i can't afford to loose d 18 wey dey dere

[size=20pt]m so sowie 2 tell u dis[/size]

[size=15pt]Oya!make ur comment,dem dey ask u question...yes!u....ehn naw,are u nt a gal? No,nt u... D dark gal at ur bak....[/size]

Na [size=28pt]$[/size]11billion dis tym around,no b naira

Fayose fall my hand dis tym around o...na big tym 4ck up.....

[size=28pt]It's beta make dem kill d baby 2day 2day nd nt 2morrow,cuz if dis boi shld grow up nd bcum a man......nobody go tell d colombian president b4 running out of d country
cuz me no hw a 4wks baby go dey breathe fire wen im no b dragon [/size]

Dat's wot i call,[size=28pt]ROYAL RUMBLE[/size]

Education no get end

Abeg,free dis woman jawe

[size=20pt]Hw can we b suffering 4 wot we gat in abundance.....
Dis coun3 tire me o[/size]

NT DAT EMBARASSING

[size=60pt]I dey 4 cab one day o,i kum see dis pweety chick....mehn! as i sight d babe lyk dis,i was lyk waoooow!

So,as a chap guy,i kum dey follow dis babe rap....i collected her fone number....

Wot a coincidence!..d babe dey drop whr i wan drop....so,i told d gal nt 2 worry abt payin d cab driver.....
Mah broda,as i deep mah hand 4 pocket lyk dis,me no knw hw d money disapper 4rm mah pocket....o boi,kum see hw i dey sweat....2 cut d story so short,d gal paid d money plus mine..wot an embarassing scene,d babe wey i wan pay im money kum pay my money,mehn! I was so shy 2 say tanx ....
So,i decided 2 follow dis gal jux 2 knw whr she resides...on our way,i jux dey wonder hw money fit disapper 4rm mah pocket or it fit fell off 4rm mah pocket....i deep mah hand insyd d pocket once again nd behold,here kums d money in my hand.....o boi,i no sabi wetin i fit do,even d gal sef dey laff....
So,i gave d money 2 d gal..at first,she wan refuse it buh i force it on her 2 collect it[/size]

Owkie o....if u say so

Wot's d benefit of d cake wey i dey see nd my mouth no fit taste am?

Abeg,free me joor.....

#soaking garri#

D determination in me..

9ja is a coun3 full of talented pple....take it or leave it..

Its normal....i don see gal wey dey ride okada sef..

lacasa: Wait first,

If ds shld happen 4 naija, our ill-equiped hospitals get 'anti-venom'

[size=15pt]naija go get buh d prob na subsidy[/size]

[size=28pt]so,no b only our country dey experience bad ntwrk....
I dey hapi 4 d gal o..she waz so lucky 2 hv jux only six bites,...

I can also r'mba d day i fell 4rm a tree bcuz say i dey luk 4 ntwrk...no b smal tin on dat day o...neva in my life will i try such a thing[/size]

[size=30pt]so,una kum expect mah sista 2 marry aboki abi?[/size]

[size=20pt]lord have mercy![/size]

I fink 10yrs ago

Am in support of dat
[size=28pt]make dem behead any politician found guilty[/size]

Wot a pity! May hiz gentle soul rest in perfect peace....
But wait o,
[size=28pt]WHO IZ NEXT NW?[/size]

O boi...see cleavage

New invention noni...

I jux can't stop laffin...gulder ultimate search,make dem kum host am 4 north.....hahahaha...
Dat place wey b lyk desert,....a training ground 4 d boko boiz....

[size=28pt]d owner sef no fit try am....d show na GUILDER ULTIMATE SEARCH nd nt GUILDER SUCIDE MISSION[/size]

[size=28pt]police arrived wen thief don finish operation.....dis country tire me o...


abeg,i wan go fynd d tin wey i go chop dis marwin jawe[/size]