100million naira.....thank God it's nt Dollar$

Khayordhe: D biggest problem facing nigeria is dat [size=28pt]WE DON'T KNOW DAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM[/size]

Khayordhe:
and hw to solve dis problem....[size=28pt]it begins wit U & I[/size]

[size=20pt]it begins wit U & I by identifying d main cause of our problem and if we refuse 2 tackle dis problem,dis is jux d begining o,i mean,d problem go turn 2 season film....jux lyk "MERLIN WILL RETURN"[/size]

Khayordhe: D biggest problem facing nigeria is dat [size=28pt]WE DON'T KNOW DAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM[/size]

and hw to solve dis problem....[size=28pt]it begins wit U & I[/size]

D biggest problem facing nigeria is dat [size=28pt]WE DON'T KNOW DAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM[/size]

seeing all dis post....OP don run go hide under d bed......

I don tok am b4 nd i go tok am again......GEJ is a man wit great sense of humility.....if he decides to stand,notin go apun buh he went down on his knees which shows hw humble he is nd nt dat he's a silly man...

Guyz,Abeg,help me free d OP o...,he's jux a guy wit watery brain

Chelsea shld hv tried 2 win dat cup even though d cup no get much money

corinthians--$5m
chelsea--$4m
monterrey--$2.5m
al ahly--$2m

Chelsea 4ck up big tym

Behold,chelsea goal comes at d 89min
[size=20pt]watch out[/size]

I won't b surprise if chelsea win dis match at d end of 120min by 3-1

Ferguson don dey vibrate o...d guy neva knw hw e wan take play reading @d madejski stadium...

What is d problem of chelsea now,OMG....after we don possess westham wit 17%-83% in d 1st half
*weeping*

Xplodes2700: Age is definitely an issue, it makes me sick hearing a 25yrs old girl even dating a 35yrs old guy, in my own opinion i feel the age difference shud be @ least four years

MR MICKMEN:
listen to urself,atleast 4yrs atmost what? mufu

atmost 30yrs..

Dat's gud....make dem expect more prisoners

Make dem begin dey roast dem naw naw....

Kai.....free dat bossom b4 i open my eyez nawwww

Guy,u don enta am o!
Shld in case u nid wedding cake,jux lemme knw....congratulationz

[size=20pt]Dotun,U 4ck up o...na big tym 4ck up sef...
I must confess,u don't hv any right 2 hit d gal anyhw...so,i'll advice u 2 jux go nd beg her,owkie...
As 4 dat gal,wetin b her name sef...tobi or woteva...dem tok say na u dey run maut buh i no believe am sha o cuz d tobi wey i knw,na 1 kynd gentle nd easy-going gal...u fall my hand o,make i yahn u d truth,me no expect u 2 dey abuse ur co-worker anyhw...it's beta u guyz 4get abt evrytin wey don apun nw or neva...

Abeg,make cool fm management help me free tobi,wot he did was out of annoyance...abeg,free am 4 d sake of Nairalanders,such thing won't apun again o...[/size]

We don hear o....let's kip our finger cross nd watch...

ARareGem: Pictures needed.

take a look at d source link

Asha keh.....bros na lumia o...

Who go kum win dis year edition naw?

This singing wall has tourists braving stormy weather to listen to its music, composed only whenskies are grey.
An intricate system of drains and funnels is attached on the outsideof a colourful house in Germany and when it rains the entire building becomes an instrument.
The house is located in Neustadt Kunsthofpassage, an area of Dresden part of an arts project called the Courtyard of Elements.

Rain rhapsody: The front of the house is adorned with an intricate network of drains which creates sweet music when it rains

The singing house was created bysculptor Annette Paul and designers Christoph Rossner and André Tempel, who all live in the musical home.
Ms Paul said she was inspired by her home in St Petersburg where she would listen to the ‘rain theatre’ of the pipes outside her home
The Courtyard of Elements also have a yellow façade with aluminum panels representing thelight, and a green one adorned with giraffes and monkeys representing the animals.
Neustadt Kunsthofpassage has a total of five courtyards, including the ‘Courtyard of Metamorphoses and the Couryard of Mythical Creatures’

Drop the beat: The house, located in Dresden, Germany, has become a tourist attraction with many braving the weather to listen
House music: On days of bad weather the falling water is caught in the drain system creating musical sounds


Funnel fun: The strange house is located in the city's student district


Outdoor concert: The house that sings in the rain was made in 1999

A middle-aged man, names withheld, has been apprehended by the police for allegedly defiling a five-year-old girl in Osogbo, Osun State.
Nigerian Tribune gathered that the suspect allegedly raped the girl around 6:30a.m. near Salvation Army Primary School, Oke-Fia area of the city at the weekend.
According to the mother of the girl, Romoke, she left the girl in the room and went to the other building to fetch water while her daughter was still asleep.
Narrating her ordeal, the mother of the victim said before she could return to the house, the suspect had sneaked into her room and had carnal knowledge of her little daughter.
When she returned to her room and caught the suspect raping the girl, she raised the alarm, a development which attracted other neighbours, who intervened and assisted in apprehending the suspect.
The act was later reported to the police and the little girl was taken to Osun State Police command clinic for medical attention.
Confirming the development to newsmen, the Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) in the state, DSP Folasade Odoro, said that the minor was receiving medical treatment and that investigation was already on over the incident, while she urged parents to always ensure security of their children in the state.

Source:http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/51444-man-rapes-5-yr-old-girl-in-osun

Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr. Akinwumi Adesina
Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Dr. Akinwumi Adesina, has assured Nigerians that the country will not suffer any food crisis as a result of the flood disaster in some parts of the country.
Adesina in a statement on Sunday, noted that though the flood presented a huge challengeon food security in many parts ofNigeria, the country would not experience food shortage.
He said, “Let me assure you that the Federal Government is taking all measures to mitigate the impacts of the flood. Nigeria will not have famine. We will not havea food crisis. We will recover from the flood.
“From our efforts this year alone,from maize, rice, cassava, sorghum, we are adding a total of 8.1 million metric tonnes of food to our domestic food supply. That is 70 per cent higherthan the target of five million metric tonnes we set for 2013; and 41 per cent of the total target that we set for 2015.
“If we had not added the 8.1 million metric tonnes of food to the domestic food supply, which provided a significant buffer, Nigeria would have seriously felt the impact of the flood. We will continue to work hard.”
He urged Nigerians not to panic, stating that the International Water Management had been invited to help use sophisticated remote sensing and satellite imagery to determine the extent of the flood for effective control.
Adesina said, “We must avoid those that want to create unnecessary panic. There have been all kinds of figures in the media on the extent of damage by the floods.
“While we do not dispute that there are economic losses, some of the figures and information being used are not based on realdata. If you believe all the figures being bandied, you would think that all of Nigeria is under water. That is simply not correct. None of these statements are based onany real rigorous data and analysis.
“Those that want to flood our markets with cheap imported food, taking advantage of these panic statements, have started clamoring for waivers for food imports. Nothing is better business than the panic business.
“The estimated area for crop losswas 467,000 hectares. We must have a sense of proportion. Nigeria’s total cultivated area under crops is 40 million hectares of land. That means thatthe cultivated areas estimated to have experienced crop loss was only 1.17 per cent of the total cultivated crop area in Nigeria.
“Let us look at production loss. Even if we assumed an average yield of 2.5 tons per hectares, it means that the estimated crop loss would be about only 1.2 million hectares of production loss. These are all maximum loss estimates, using the satellite imagery and remote sensing data. It is clear that Nigeria’s foodsecurity will not be compromised by the flood."

source:http://www.punchng.com/news/there-will-be-no-food-crisis-agric-minister/

If dat shld happen...barcelona playerz go dispatch

[size=20pt]Chai...ay don 4ck up o....imagine Ay saying "am sorry"....sorry 4 what? Dis 1 na big tym 4ck up o...
D nxt tin,tonto go begin dey run im maut lyk tap naw...[/size]

Dem don resolve am

Make mancini begin dey warm up