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Is she pregnant? Well he looks pregnant also . They need to stay away from the pounded yams and fufu, too much starch.

SingleDad:
Baby, I would like to start in between, to the toe, then liCk you from your toe to your lipz ... Then back to the centre of gravity

LMAO You had better behave, you are going to get the ladies all hot and bothered.

SingleDad:
Where should we start our kissing from? . brea$t or clits

From the lips all the way to the toes, making stops in between.

thesuave10:
Wait oo so this thread is now whatsapp yh?

It's whatever you think it is.

Adewalefae:
since I know what I want while playing around d bush

Ok! If you're happy I'm happy.

quid:
What kind of movies do you like

Comedy, thrillers, adventures, and the ones based on a true story, and what kind do you like?

quid:
OK fair enough LOL

So you just visit the regular beach...

Huntington Beach, Laguna Beach and New Port Beach but I haven't been this summer yet.

Adewalefae:
dats y d door is open

Ok, but it's not good to be a selfish lover, selfish lovers get played.

quid:
Ermmm....now u sound more like a shy girl

I'm not shy but I'm modest. My goodies aren't for everyone to see.

quid:
Ohh I see.
I hear there are nude beaches in parts of California

I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm a gooooood girl.

Adewalefae:
I don't kiss I go straight to business if u re not OK with DAT d door is always open

LMAO So you are proud of being a terrible lover?

quid:
oh
Lakers are from Los Angeles not so ?

Exactly, The Lakers are in Southern California where I live, the Warriors are in Northern California.

quid:
Oh nice. The Liberal state How are the Oakland Warriors, Steph Curry and co

I'm not into them. I only follow the Lakers and that's it.

quid:
Great. Lagos rains have subsided so we can move about in peace

Do you live in California?

Yes I do.

quid:
Great. Lagos rains have subsided so we can move about in peace

Do you live in California?

Yes I do.

quid:
something to do with the blood group / genotype (i am not sure now)

Ok, I thought as much. How have you been?

ILoveChess:
I am not a novice here on nairaland but I've been a guest for almost 6years now. I created a monicker today to create this thread.

I have had two relationships in the past but they weren't meant to be. I want to go into a relationship with someone Who has some or all of the qualities I'll list below. Its going to be a serious relationship which can lead to marriage.

1 U must be a christian, believe in The Holy Trinity. Not an S.U. Just be someone Who believes in prayers and also someone Who prays

2 Not antisocial, we can go out to places like cinemas, bar, club. And not soneone that will tell me to stop drinking. I don't drink much and I don't want someone to stop the little I take

3 U must be focused on your future and our future together

3 Educated to at least OND Level, or a student nit below 300L in the university.

4 U should be able to hold a conversation, either intellectual, or just normal 'gists'

5 U should not be a morale killer in things that concern romance.

6 U should be able to play or ready to learn how to play at least an indoor game.....Chess, monopoly, video games esp soccer. Chess is the top priority tho

7 U MUST be AA

8 A yoruba preferably from Oyo, Ondo, Osun, or Lagos.

9 I DONT want a distant relationship, u must reside in Oyo or Osun state.

10 Must between 23&26 years of age

11 Appearance; 1.55m minimum height
Fair , or not too dark
A little bit chubby. Not too slim. I'll prefer someone on the plus side tho.

Thanks. I hope to find you on nairaland.

What is AA?

steppins:
Poor Igbo boy. Instead of you to hang out with clean Igbo chicks, you prefer go out with that dirty scarecrow, just because she's cheap.

You guys are pathetic with your tribalism, where are the *Captain Save a Whitey* now, always showing up when someone says something they don't like about the whites but completely ignore tribalism.

LMAO
This is some dumb shiz. If you stop in only 2 minutes when I have gotten excited you can keep it moving, just a complete waste of my time.

Twenty percent of nairaland male members are gay.

KingTom:
don't know o and it bothers me but I'll find a hole way. I promise

Lol You are so nasty and I like it.

KingTom:
Baby I'm hot just like an oven, I need some loviiiinn, baaaaaabyy I can't hold it much longer it's getting stronger and stronger and when I get that feeelin I want sexual healing, sexual healing oh baby makes me feel so fine pooping helps relieve my mind.

LMAO, POOPING I miss you so much. Why aren't we connecting anymore?

quid:
That's the spirit LoL.
Become a Nigerian and give the Nigerians a taste of their own medicine.

I wouldn't insult them they might jump me. I have been on this site long enough for the members to know that I'm joking

quid:


Sorry about that sweetie. But I am very sure its not all Nigerians.
Do you plan to visit Ghana?

LMAO As strange as it may seem my destination has alwy6iays been Nigeria.

quid:


Sorry about that sweetie. But I am very sure its not all Nigerians.
Do you plan to visit Ghana?

LMAO As strange as it may seem my destination has always been Nigeria.

quid:
Hahahahahaha.....don't mind me. I put Ghana just to mess with people.


I am from Nigeria

Ghanaians are welcoming to African Americans so we feel safe with them.
Nigerians always present a false superiority of themselves so that is a complete turn off.

quid:
Ohhhhhhhhhh......I understand. But I am not from Ghana though.

I put a leopard on that flag just to see how it would be perceived. . .

So why did post that you are from Ghana?

quid:
Interesting
Do you mind sharing this flag with us ?

Ok, you are confusing me, any time a member emails me I always check their own dp and your dp shows the RED BLACK and GREEN
Flag

Toks2008:
Can a lady really do without a man?

Many ladies are quick to use the words "I don't need a man in my life" but I see this an a funny statement cos every woman in the real sense needs a woman and visavis.

Even lesbians sometimes need a man to do some manly things in the house or in her life considered too hectic or complicated for a woman and will definitely need a MAN's fluid for procreation and those who are single yet claim not to need a man ends up having male friends and sometimes have a male sex mate somewhere.

I know many ladies will argue that they can always hire a MAN and pay him for some manly duties and I wonder if this is not the same as needing a MAN even if they have to pay cos some ladies also pay MEN for s.x.
But maybe I'm still ignorant of some facts so I would like to read more views from nairalanders. .

Can a woman truly do without a man?

I believe that when you hear a woman proclaim that she doesn't need a man she's talking about financially which is a plus for men.

Every man should want a woman who wants him for his love, companionship, and strength not his money.

I will use myself for an example. I have a job /career that I truly love. My job has paid me enough to purchase my own home and I'm still in my twenties.

I have my own garden in my backyard which I love, telI them KingTom about my garden, I have my own car and a truck.
Do I think that I do not need a man, financially (yes ) but physically, spiritually, emotionly , sexually and my protector, hell NO.

[quote author=quid post=58354107]Be still and support Biafra before recession and hunger deal with you [/quo

African Americans relate to Ghana because we adopted your flag in the 1960'S and we are very proud of it, we don't give a damn about the American flag.

Bunchersstab:
Khiaa

I'm SORRY!!! Forgive me.

[quote author=hoygift post=58336570]OK you don't say it relating to your men but u can discuss DAT u were bleeped[
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Sex is natural without it we wouldn't be here, it's the way nature planned it. If sex is embarrassing and something to be ashamed of don't participate in it.