Why are you asking, are you trying to thief ideas? Take time O. Like we'll come & Spill here. I'l be fair and give you something to steal anyway. The plan is H.U.S.H, meaning 'Hustle untill something Happens'
Have a Good Day.

Fashola construct road,fashola no construct road, fashola dig borehole,fashola no dig borehole, fashola build classrooms,fashola no build classrooms, R u kidding Me? Nigerian youths still clamoring over the construction of roads and basic infrastructures? Like really in this almost '2013' This Generation must be Lost.

salafiyy: BRAKING THE BONES OF THE DEATHS IS LIKE BRAKING THEIR BONES WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE...TO BE SINCERE WITH OURSELVES, THE MOST WORST PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE THE SOUTH-EAST AND SOUTH-SOUTH, WHY! BECAUSE THEY LACK A-TAWHEED...

*sirens blaring from a distance* 'The Grammar Police' will soon be on the scene to investigate the grievous crimes perpetrated against English language.

salafiyy: BRAKING THE BONES OF THE DEATHS IS LIKE BRAKING THEIR BONES WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE...TO BE SINCERE WITH OURSELVES, THE MOST WORST PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE THE SOUTH-EAST AND SOUTH-SOUTH, WHY! BECAUSE THEY LACK A-TAWHEED...

*sirens blaring from a distance* 'The Grammar Police' will soon be on the scene to investigate the grievous crimes perpetrated against English

Jack of all trade, master of none. Provide A+ network services first before u start diverting into all dis extra BS. Nigeria; a country where aliens come to ball like 'space jam' Rubbish!

All this 10,20 or 50 things we should or shouldn't do, na who the come up with all this trash!

Una father MTN! You always have bad Netwrk, come rain,come shine,come snow, come harmattan. As for the NCC officials, hang your respective self's.

[quote author=Callotti]1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.


'In one sentence'

FACT; if your city floods whenever it the heavens open up, with zero town planning, n dead bodies found lying on freeways once in a while, with lunatics parading the streets extorting commercial bus drivers, with toll gates situate in the middle of the city, with an unimproved drainage system n clogged gutters stuffed with utter filth, with poor waste management system n sooo much more.. UR city should not even be on any list except Nigerians /Lagosians including me, want to keep upholding the habit of self deceit n grand delusion.

Lol@those saying haters.. Una stupid gan!

...But to import toothpick is acceptable abi?

A lot of naija girls date younger guys without knowing sef. Y? Coz guys like me dt look older than my age lie, when once we see u hold reservations to being with a young guy, in order to tap dt A$$. Currently doing this to a 29year old hottie n am 25, she suspects nothing. Am sorry senior ladies but y'all my 'Kryptonite'

Arrowman: Have you seen how the smoking zones are designed in Japan?
Here is one of the Smoking Zones in Japan which I come across today on Google +
…
I think this is a amazing and awesome idea.
Someone comments that “It would be cool to install smell sensors in the restaurant and automate the system to capturefarters and remove the
smell on high power vacuum mode.

https://plus.google.com/106223965383290201748/posts/UBnnBrQi5HW
mylifemytrip.com/exploring-smoking-zones-in-japan/

”WHEN WOULD SUCH COME TO NAIJA??

We never get "power' 'water' 'hospitals' nor 'good roads' YET, @52 years n ur worrying bout smoking zone abi center or district n when it would come to naija? Wake up from ur slumber.

'Anybody can change the world if they try hard enough' 'impossible is nothing' We can!

You no fit try this one for Naija naa, person go use serious juju hug U wella, u go know how far..

eminemkayc: Immorality should NEVER be glorified. NO MATTER WAT. despite the fact tht as young people, u want to see thse things on tv doesnt mean its appropraite. its RUNG!! truth be told. An intelligent brillant/talented musician dont necessarily need to flood his/her video with nude females to make a mark. Eminem for e.g hardly put on scantily dressed ladies on his video but this guy is MULTIPLATNUM SELLIN RAPPER!

What about all the filthy poo eminem utters from his psychotic mouth. Please dnt even use eminem as ur case study coz dts an epic fail, u sure aint deaf r u?

mu2sa2: D national honours is a big joke: it should be scrapped & withdrawn from ALL who v it. It's similar to d title of senior advocate of nigeria which consciencious lawyers ar saying should be scrapped as Ghanaians hv done with QC, because it is now a charade that even rogues now bear SAN, courtesy of corrupt judges awarding d useless crap. Good that chinua achebe rejected obj's national nonesense: other right thinking nigerians will do d same or collect d sheet & use as latrine paper.

*Sophisticated ignorance* judges don't award SAN honours. Smh.

Mr.chippychappy:
[size=25pt]BABY ? ? ? ?[/size]

PAUSE!!! @ Baby. LOL.

A President of a Sovereign Nation should never be caught making such utterances,its a display of weakness before the whole world. When our figure head is seen as weak what does it say bout the citizens of the nation? Boohoo GEJ. I can see you really have idiots around you because ur media spokesperson should be smart enough to know such basic codes...

Hawt FART!!

ebamma: big butt or flat butt a guy who loves u will always love u.

But have his heart run into his mouth everytime an endowed lady walks pass him. #Word!

honeric01:

Do you mean Nigerian women in the US or in Nigeria?

Those in Nigeria have it in abundance (though not all).

U de mind am? I dunno which Nigerian women you have been hanging around, coz dwn ere in the motherland, most of em' got the 'murderLoad'

Tamita: I stare at women/gurls with big/enlarge butts until there are out of sight....I do follow them around wen I'm less busy.

Lmao, Madman!

Ojosaac: Naija is embarrasing. Just look at those idiots. I swear, nigeria can't change. No be curse.

We can change, nothing is unchangeable. Only if the youth rise up n ssay enough is enough, start their own political party coz u cannot effect change going tru pdp n d rest, n exhibit zero tolerance to our mirage existence. How long r we going to complain for and expect change to come without actually taking our battered destinies into our hands. They say the youths r the future? Av been hearing this since dem born me, bt dese folks will never let us in, save we come gunz blazing tru d front door. Easier said than done right? But collectively it can be done! Rise up youths.

wanna be music critic who sits behind a screen and makes unfounded analysis, for ur mind now u be MusicHead? oh well u r entitled to ur opinion, likewise the rest who share ur views too. but lemme ask you, how many units do u fink d solar plexus album sold? i bet u dunno dat answer, so wat makes it a flop? coz i respectfully disagree wit u based on dat point. songs like; forever & pretty girls, chocolate and the others u nod ur head to anytime it comes on r HIT TRACKS!! the production quality of this album is Superb! kudos to IDJA. trust me if u r a tru music head u wud know that bt u dont. am soree bt "i put it to you that u r a flop yourself"

ayobase:

Are u being sarcastic or being ......?

ODE! You no sabi the meaning of sarcasm? Kill urself

supoade: Campaign after election....

Medicine after Death!

kulyie: I wonder y u all like beefing kim..al over nairaland wherever kim is,i see dis bi..t.c.h is dis shes dat.every girl dat doesnt follow ur sterotyped ideal african woman is labelled a slut.cant u guys ever think beyond d box.haba.must every girl get married and have children.if money,s3x and debauchery is what shes pleased with then so be it.its her life not urs,and u didnt give her her life.d sweetest part of it is dat with all d dissing left right and centre,it doesnt change who she is and it doesnt stop d dollars from comin.funny enough if all those criticizing kim (i mean d guys) were given d chance to straff kim,am sure 99.9 percent will.hypocrisy among nigerian men is highly disgustin,yet many criticizing kim have aids.tuuuuuffffiiiiiaaaaa!

*Yawns* sophisticated ignorance!

dadicvila: Is it possible to drive on Nigerian roads and not hurl insults at other drivers?considering how reckless majority of the drivers on Nigerian roads drive....ignoring basic traffic laws and putting other road users in danger....do u exchange insults or do you ignore them mayb due to your good manners or maturity....

#TRUESTORY....A blind man walks into zenith bank abuja, to cash a cheque, the cashier goes 'do you have any identification? He wips out a drivers license boom... Do d maths. 80% of Nigerian road users wit full licenses r unfit drivers and I derive joy insulting dier fathers life everyday

Mr. Globe:
Bishop of Lagos-West Anglican Diocese, Rev. Peter Adebiyi, has lamented that 25 years after the death of the sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, the Yoruba nation is yet to agree on a true leader.

Adebiyi, who also solicited support for former President Olusegun Obasanjo and the National Leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) to lead the Yoruba, said the duo had the capacity.
Adebiyi made the declaration yesterday during the 25th Remebrance and Patronal Anniversary of the late sage, held at Our Saviour’s Anglican Church, Ikenne-Remo, Ogun State.

While lamenting the leadership vacuum in the region, Adebiyi said that the Yoruba nation had failed to be unanimous over who should lead them in the last 25 years, adding that political bitterness had overshadowed the welfare of the people.
The cleric noted that the Yoruba nation is still weak and lacks co-operation that could make it strong as the late sage left it then, while adding that other regions had been benefitting from the disunity among the Yoruba.

His words: “Politicians have ceased to see the good of the people and are now concerned with the politics of the stomach. The Yoruba nation is one big family. If a house is divided against itself, that house can never stand. Who shall we call upon to re-unite the Yoruba family? We have had 25years of wastage, back-biting, acrimony,bitterness and self-deceit. Even our natural (traditional) rulers have taken sides.

“There is nothing wrong for Yoruba political leaders to belong to different political parties. Why do we want to destabilize the Yoruba nation? Who shall we call upon to lead the Yoruba nation? Chief Olusegun Obasanjo is a formidable leader of the Yoruba. Asiwaju Bola Ahmend Tinubu can also lead the Yoruba nation. You may not agree with me,” he added.

While calling for unity among Yoruba leaders, he urged them to emulate Awolowo, “We need one another to make Yoruba a true nation. We must prepare for any eventuality that could happen in this country. Although I do not wish that Nigeria will disintegrate, if this happens and the Yoruba are still in disarray, then we are done for.” While eulogizing the late sage, Bishop Adebiyi recalled how he benefitted from the free education programme initiated by Awo. He said, “were it not for the free education programme of Awolowo then, I would not have been an educated person by now.”
http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/newsonthehour/2012/may/10/newsbreak-10-05-2012-001.html

'The youths are the future' anybody rem this quote? Ofcourse, bt 25years on this earth, our grandfathers r still struggln for power by any means necessary n our religious leaders r still suggesting they become our leaders. #Franchised Christianity. Oga Bishop clap for yourself welldone

ezicat: Is he doing the cooking, cleaning and child rearing while he is home "relaxing?" If he isn't let him know that times have changed and so has the family - if you're to be the breadwinner, he should be the nurturer. Then I'm sure he'll start looking in no time.

PPS: You're also too tired to have s3x. That should also get him out of the house more quickly.

Your jus talking trash! D man jus lost his job, let him breath n ur hear ranting bout sex n being d bread winner n BS!! Utter rubbish!

BluStreak: Ah! Naija's and hypocrisy. Haba! Why are peeps whining about the MoHits saga whenever it appears on Nairaland? This section for Jeeze sake is called celebrity section. What do u expect to see here? If its Whitney/Bobby saga now or how Emmy Winehouse was doing drugs and alcohol you guys will be interested. Now its our local super stars as long Naija entertainment industry is concerned, you guys are yapping sh!t. Yo'll should go get a life. Mcheeeeeew.

Tell them O! Bt they still go ahead n click on it, jump n pass to d next topic if u don tire.

Land Rover 2006, for sale!! Asking price, 4.4mil. Yankee spec, used in naija for only 5months by the female owner. Good bargain, car in excellent condition.