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lightwind:
Before before i been think say na handsome guy, based on music star wey him be.

You know all this celebrities, musicians na handsome guys dem always be

Oh okay I get it now. You wanted him to be ya boyfriend/ girlfriend 🤣

lightwind:
Bro you ugly o, in fact you ugly well well

You must be a rainbow guy to even be concerned about another guy's looks. A guy that's not deformed, on the street, under harsh sun and took a random selfie and all you could see was if he's ugly or not. Shebi you na beautiful man ahbi you be princess... Even females that are supposed to be doing so didn't bother about his looks but another male. Lol, you rainbow ppl are something else sha

That thing be like ordinary tomato paste for pot. Obviously you didn't boil it before making the sauce

Hahaha 🤣

Looking at those old and worn out dirty notes. It's possible say na bandits money.

dormenedynasty:
Sorry about that. You can reread it again.

No you should rewrite it again more constructively this time and leave out all the unnecessary bs that makes it seemed like a 5 year old is trying to write

dormenedynasty:
No, i don't. It is something that always happens to me. Even with my mother. It has cost me a lot of friends.

A married women where I work years ago, oh my God.

She walked up to me and asked, why can't you look at me, eye ball to eye ball.

I can't dock my friends wife na.

Okay so because you're uncomfortable with holding your her gaze then automatically you want to fvck her? You and your friend no get better things to occupy yourselves with than jumping from one beer parlor to another that's why.

Lol

I wish I understood a thing you typed because nothing is connecting here. When you're ready to say something we are here to listen and not judge.

Patnome:
What has been your contribution to the growth to the great south/west.........

Always bringing tribastic tone to everything

That shows you he's an empty fellow. And the funny part is it's not even a "Yoruba" owned business but they're already claiming it on the thread. Abi Auwalu Abdullahi Rano has suddenly turned to a Yoruba person and even minus that it's not an invention it's just simply a better way of doing the business that's already been done in other places over decades ago

Mariangeles:
Na so!

No be you again? Bini bwoy!

I hear you, me when like enjoyment pass anything... I no get time for wahala and gbewa squad biko. We get how we dey run am dey go, but who still need problems I go still pack am give them too oo

Mariangeles:
@ bolded, I dey use one 👁 dey look you.

Lol no level o. I no dey do such bad at all. I like my karma beautiful 😍

And the eejiot is claiming pastor. People actually go to his church too 😂
Openly threatening someone's life and yet he's not brought in for questioning by the relevant authorities? I hope Davido prepares a quiet trap for you too. Just make sure your sef no leave Edo State or even for the Edo sef dem 7 men fit still run you quietly and you kpai for nothing
Who dey run things no dey threaten, na action under the darkness while light exposes results. Big novice and a Stewwwpd fake Pastor

And when they carry you for ransom you go forget all these

Diamond098454:
Kidda hahaha hahaha hahaha
You can talk oooooo hmmmm
I'm a good girl

I know, you're a very good girl in deed

Diamond098454:
That thing too much

See this one, swear say you no like am. I'm sure you're already flooded

Very sexy 12 gauge pumpy

If low self esteem was a man... Damn I wish no one ever becomes like you and I hope you never raise any male children because that would be very devastating to mother nature and humankind.

This is genuinely coming from a place of love

RUDEBOYY:
For me o... instead of giving flowers and making it look like marriage is a bed of roses...try and start at that moment telling her what you're can afford in marriage and what you can't, making sure she is ok with you with or without is very important.
Marriage is a mutual obligation not just for the man alone to cater for All life's need .. ..let me stop here for now

Oh you think they have been playing ludo all these while before coming back to where they first met again? Which kind oversabi be this na?

EnogweEugene:
Na farm ba 😄😁😁

Harvester

Oh so you never sabi say na farm? Better farming ooh

And our girls down here will be misbehaving. Make them carry una go core North make una see something. When one old gworo chewing mallam of 89 years dey carry black tongue near you morning and night you go cry but no help, then una know howfar

allanphash7:
What's the meaning of the rubbish ads on NL lately Seun

Do something improving about this now


It's getting irritating day by day

Lol... See this wan oo. oh make Seun no chop? You dey pay am? Na make e irritate you Seun need, provided he's getting paid for it or you think the ads are free? Try run am make you see na

American justice system is just always somehow. 6 years? what happened to life? In reality she's getting only two years max. Hahahahahahahaaha and yet they really want to curb crime Lol. Sadly i remember the was the same guy hating om=n black women openly because he's dating a white tramp. Now he's gone for good while the gardentool will be famous and she can even start shooting free flicks from jail, who knows. In the states anything is possible

Every human being, regardless of gender, possesses a breaking point under extreme psychological, emotional, or physical duress...

First time I was broken was the separation from my little angel. Crazy cos I was also going through a tough time then. Business was dead slow, I had accommodation problems. Went through hell from jumping from one cheap hotel room to another after my supposed friend kicked me out of his house because of a woman and when I ran out of cash I was able to convince one good pastor to allow me sleep in his church floor. Till I was able to get back up on my feet. All these while I had the thoughts of the little times we shared before shyt hit the fan. but then I learned to absorb it after a while

Second time was losing my mom. She was my confidant and best friend, I could tell her anything I didn't tell no soul. Haven't seen her in 6 years and was planning to in July last year and then it all happened so fast, first week of July, a little health break down spiraled into a coma and before I knew it a few days into the second week, she was gone. The next I would see her was cold and lifeless, in the mortuary. I couldn't take it in. I couldn't eat nor sleep for days but mourn, grieve and get angry at God cos I had lot's of plans for her that we used to talk about which I was sure of and then this happened. I was destroyed, grieved for months and even now sometimes I still shed tears when I reflect back on some memories. Still heavy, but I had to cope with it all. Life goes on.

True any man broken by the absence or rejection of a lover is a boy but never in your life say Men who know themselves can't be broken. Except you don't know yourself, are superficial, without real core values, stand for nothing, mentally, psychologically and emotionally empty... In truth except you are really dead among the living then maybe you might be right to say you can never be broken by any circumstances.

Or most likely you just want to brag for cheap attention on Nairaland to claim what you are not or can never be in real life. The real world is much more than cheap likes and shares or stewwwpd validation from aimless and brainless kids

ufotunang:
.. nawaaooo..see what konji has caused for you 🙄

Na natural something

And your popular pulpit bandits are quiet about it, CAN is quiet about it, All the so call Christian leaders are quiet about it, why? Fear. Fear of losing favor, money, support from the system, even Madame Remi will be quiet about it until it's time to tell lies and try to manipulate media to say what they want the work to see. Funny how you religious folks read but never understand. Some of you still think judgement will come for all on a special day or that the mark of the beast is actually in numbers 666... Hahahaha they still lack wisdom even when she's standing before you. Keep allowing fear to rule you. Fear of poverty, lack or what to eat, fear of not being aligned with the system of the world or losing worldy value. It's a system, not numbers. Una Judgement day go really loud for sheeples and fake MOGs who think their worldy influence means anything to the true creator of existence

This morning. The universe always does. When the Sun rises and shines on me. She says it in so many ways. I really don't need that assurance from anyone who will still curse and swear they hate you tomorrow with that same lying tongue. I love myself and I know I'm loved by those close to me and that's all I need rn

ufotunang:
.. wetin your eyes dey find for their waist side and back ?🙄

Omoh the thing enter I no go lie. Na wetin make me watch the video reach 5 times

Darekiki:
Seun what have you people done to this website.
The ads on top is making the whole thing irritated.

It's called making money. Seun gats eat too

shortgun:
All my homies don die finish.

Omilla squad 🤣🤣🤣