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Celebrities › Re: Runtown & Fiancée, Adut Akech Loved Up As He Celebrates His 31st Birthday by kiddkash(m): 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2020
love is blind and has no sense of smell
Celebrities › Re: This 5-generation Family Photo Is Going Viral For Obvious Reasons by kiddkash(m): 10:59pm On Aug 19, 2020
its quite nice giving birth early
Romance › Re: “My Wife Has Been Sleeping With Her Doctor For 10 Years” – Heartbroken Man by kiddkash(m): 10:58pm On Aug 19, 2020
eh

Romance › Re: I Don’t Know Why Guys Are Scared To Talk To Me, Am Still Single- Lady Cry Out by kiddkash(m): 10:57pm On Aug 19, 2020
we are intimidated by your beauty and money.


I know that is what feminists wants to hear
Romance › Re: Imagine Your Girlfriend Has This Fallen Breast PHOTOS by kiddkash(m): 10:55pm On Aug 19, 2020
simple, I go tell her I no do again

Science/Technology › Re: Elephant Shrew Rediscovered In Djibouti Africa After Missing For 50 Years (Pics) by kiddkash(m):
if na snake them say dey miss for over 50 years eh. one mod for don burn nairaland


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Celebrities › Re: Erigga Set To Wed, Releases Pre-Wedding Photos by kiddkash(m): 10:26pm On Aug 19, 2020
athaboi:
He's a rapper?
nah! he's a wrapper
Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: Malian President Ibrahim Keita Finally Resign by kiddkash(m): 11:01am On Aug 19, 2020
marlians observing

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Kaisha Says All Relationships In The House Are Fake, Dorathy Will Win by kiddkash(m): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2020
of course its show business

if you can't handle it, you leave
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake We Killed This Morning At 5:30 PHOTOS by kiddkash(m): 9:41am On Aug 19, 2020
someone is smiling at this thread.

can you'll guess who?

Sports › Re: Barcelona Terminate Eric Abidal's Contract As Backroom Clear-out Continues by kiddkash(m): 7:09pm On Aug 18, 2020
after replacing 24 years old Arthur for 30 years old Pjanic.

he deserved to be sacked. he has lost touch with reality
Politics › Re: INEC Reacts To Tribunal Ruling On Diri's Sack,says ANDP Candidate Was Ineligible by kiddkash(m): 2:17pm On Aug 18, 2020
simplyleo and ngwereukwenu right now

Music/Radio › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Releases “Get Busy” Video by kiddkash(m): 10:30pm On Aug 17, 2020
KristaPretty:
No be small thing ��� grin grin grin
you gats to double your hustle
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Arab And Lebanese Workers In Niger State by kiddkash(m): 10:29pm On Aug 17, 2020
this idiots go soon go kidnap who dey make shawarma
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Rocks Chukwueze Jersey (Photos) by kiddkash(m): 7:43pm On Aug 17, 2020
see six packs
Politics › Re: Tribunal Nullifies Bayelsa Governorship Election by kiddkash(m): 7:03pm On Aug 17, 2020
Advanced Nigeria Democratic Party people that wont even get 4 votes
Sports › Re: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by kiddkash(m):
legend for man city.

well deserved
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if it is Zlatan,

we'd hear statue builds Zlatan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by kiddkash(m): 2:53pm On Aug 17, 2020
Blackmoran:
I have observe when a team lose fans of the losing team tend to get emotional and don't apply logic in there thinking... How can you say lindelof is a liability because he had a bad day yesterday, the partnership of marguie lindelof if you don't know is the second best in defense this season after liverpool.... Since the era of Ferguson this season is our least in conceding goals. I will rather you Chanel your anger on the strike force who should have bury the game early in the second half, I can't just comprehend how they keep missing chance upon chances... And as for smalling Roma should please sign him up we have had enough of him... Jones, lingaed, perriea, dalot.. Too should follow suit...
since ferguson, the season we conceded less goal was when we finished second in jose mourinho second season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by kiddkash(m): 2:52pm On Aug 17, 2020
Blackmoran:
I have observe when a team lose fans of the losing team tend to get emotional and don't apply logic in there thinking... How can you say lindelof is a liability because he had a bad day yesterday, the partnership of marguie lindelof if you don't know is the second best in defense this season after liverpool.... Since the era of Ferguson this season is our least in conceding goals. I will rather you Chanel your anger on the strike force who should have bury the game early in the second half, I can't just comprehend how they keep missing chance upon chances... And as for smalling Roma should please sign him up we have had enough of him... Jones, lingaed, perriea, dalot.. Too should follow suit...
lindelof has been a liability since his debut or maybe you have forgotten.

same thing against crystal palace when they won at old trafford, southampton, burnley, aston villa
chelsea in Fa cup semi final also that fuccking maguire. who paid 80 million for that waste of space plus phil jones
must go
Sports › Re: Barcelona Appoints Ronald Koeman As New Manager by kiddkash(m):
dem boyz waiting outside camp nou to take out the trash


setien

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by kiddkash(m): 12:57pm On Aug 17, 2020
I go exchange lindelof for half box of matches.

smalling our best ddefender naim dem ship out thinking say every goal naim fault.

see wetin him do for roma.

lindelof since his debut has been a liability
Politics › Re: Patricia Etteh Celebrates Her 67th Birthday Today by kiddkash(m): 8:43am On Aug 17, 2020
billions wey dem say she steal under how long as the speaker eh!. I no know if na true talk
Sports › Re: Barcelona sacks Head Coach, Quique Setien by kiddkash(m): 8:40am On Aug 17, 2020
e don happen. please boys take out the trash

Romance › Re: Man Lies On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend But She Turns Him Down by kiddkash(m): 10:21pm On Aug 16, 2020
repeat after me.

every spirit of SIMP

in my life

what are you waiting for

catch fire

Politics › Re: Pastor Ize-Iyamu Preaches At RCCG Parish, Benin by kiddkash(m): 2:58pm On Aug 16, 2020
Righteousness89:
GOD ALMIGHTY IS MERCIFUL!

That's all I Know!
I know that as well or some people would have exactly what they deserve
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Blame Me For Not Telling A Church Member What God Told Me As A Pastor? by kiddkash(m): 2:13pm On Aug 16, 2020
Beosten:
Let me start from here: I have what it takes to be a pastor and I had numerous visions that confirmed my calling. But I have a disability, and I refused to go into pastoral ministry since 2005. I came into the full-time ministry a few months ago. I came into the ministry because it seemed God was the one punishing me for refusing to do the needful.

Then a church member came to me for blessing saying that her child already procured visa to travel out. That was before covid19 break. I prayed for the child. But God revealed to me in a vision at night that the child should not leave Nigeria, and that it will end in tears. I didn't tell them anything about the vision and the child left Nigeria.

The child has just been deported and a lot of money down the drain.

How should a pastor handle this kind of thing without offending those looking for counseling? I will pray for forgiveness, but can God hold me accountable for this error?
please, can you pray for me, I have no idea what direction my life is moving into
I have prayed myself but I want to hear from a Man-of-God
Sports › Re: 5 Reasons Barca's President Is Responsible For The Club's Woes by kiddkash(m): 11:27pm On Aug 15, 2020
Sanchez01:
The humiliation of Barcelona at the hands of Bayern prior to the match last night was imminent as there had been signs all through the just-ended La Liga (LL) campaign. What the world didn't know was how bad the humiliation would be.

And while it seems like the perfect 'cruise' to blame Messi for disappearing in the game and even compare him to Ronaldo in those kinds of moments, Messi is not in any way responsible for the result. Rather, the club's president's philosophy is responsible and if anyone were to leave, it should be him. Below are my 5 reasons:

1. A Dying La Masia

La Masia means "The Farm House", in Spanish and it is the dubbed name for the once-famed Barcelona youth academy. The Farm House where raw talents were handpicked into the Barcelona first team produced the likes of Mikel Arteta, Luis Garcia Sanz, Cesc Fabregas, Thiago Motta, Gerard Pique, Sergio Busquets, Carles Puyol, Pep Guardiola, Andres Iniesta, Xavi Hernandez, and Lionel Messi himself.

The La Masia, at some point, made one of the top 3 best football academies in the world, falling behind Santos and Ajax youth system. While Madrid, through Florentino Perez pursued the "Galacticos" (meaning 'superstars'; a philosophy that only expensive world-class footballers will only be signed to Real Madrid) era, Barcelona youth system excelled and held the world spellbound, season after season, Real Madrid's first "Galacticos" project failed and Perez was fired. Some of the world's biggest names emerged through Barcelona's youth rank, playing a compact football style known in the academy known as the tiki-taka. Johan Cruyff, as a coach would only go ahead to adopt the style, making him one of Barcelona's most successful managers.

About 18 years after Messi progressed through the youth rank, Barcelona and Real Madrid have gone in opposite directions. While Madrid now look towards developing players from its youth rank, Barcelona has been neck-deep in signing talented superstars who are either oblivious to the club's style of play or unnecessarily surplus to requirement in the team. Ibrahimovic, Henry, Dembele, Griezmann, Vidal, Philippe Coutinho, Frenkie de Jong, the list is endless.

With an aging and declining first team, only a few promising players have managed to get noticed in the team while Madrid keep looking inward and churning out more footballers from its youth rank. The problem? Barcelona's president believes big names are the answer.

2. Aging Messi

An aging Messi isn't the problem and he isn't responsible for this. It is nature's call which must be answered. The problem here is the total reliance and dependence on one of the world's finest footballers who is being treated like aging is a sin. A club with a foresight will know better that what brought about dominance at some point isn't the Messi factor but a fluid midfield which the likes of Iniesta, Xavi and Busquet provided. Sadly, since their departure, Barcelona has invested more in defenders and forwards, leaving the midfield to God.

Meanwhile, Real Madrid, Barcelona's arch-rival have found it convenient to sit out maestros such as Kroos and Modric conveniently in games. Barcelona is one of the world's biggest clubs reputable for horrible signings.

3. The Backline Factor

Although Shakira's boyfriend has hinted he'll be the first to leave should the board decides to ax certain players, the stunt is all but a psychological attempt. Pique is worn out, old, and out of ideas. Already, he is incapable of stopping quick 'feety' footballers compared to his sworn subtle rival, Sergio Ramos. Those who were fixated on the match against Bayern Munich would have seen how Alba never stopped panting, mostly in the second half. Although the tradition with old age and defense is that you get better as you age. This can be seen in Ramos who is undoubtedly the world's finest defender even though the heart of his man can be desperately wicked.

The four backline of the team is worn and torn, even with the introduction of new blood who are mostly MIA due to injury. Barcelona needs to look inward and focus on replacing Pique, mostly. There are old but amazing defensive midfielders who can play at the back that have been hinted of exits in certain clubs (whispers P*S*G).

4. The Fear of Messi

The fear of Messi is probably what led to this disaster in the first place, from not liking a particular coach, to the fear of leaving and must be pleased mindset. The president and the club have been pawns in the hands of Messi for too long and they must wrestle themselves from his grip.

Messi is the only player in the team who will hit back at any executive who dare blames the team or criticize their lackluster performances on the pitch. Messi has been known to challenge the club's hierarchy not on the field, not among the players but on Instagram when one of the top dogs blame the team for something. The resulting effect is mostly accompanied by a sack, reshuffled positions, and more importantly, an increase in his wage. When Messi took to blasting the sporting director, Eric Abidal in February, many sports houses guessed there was something at play. Of course, it was political and Messi knew it. Getting to win the presidential election at FCB means having Messi as your best friend. What many players would take sticks for, Messi would do conveniently while the corporate guys fall over themselves to either retract their statements, apologize or instantly increase Messi's paycheck.

As a player, you might not necessarily need to be talented. If Messi likes you and wishes for you to remain at Barcelona, it will remain so except you wish to go on your accord.

This power is dangerous. Anyways, Eric Abidal is set to be sacked after 'defending' Setien. Could it be that he is about to be axed for criticizing the team in Februaryhuh

5. An Aging Team

Madrid has stood on this spot Barcelona is standing now and understand what will eventually become of them when their first team retire and fall out like a domino. While this is hinged on the failure of the club's executive in focusing on the Farm House, the after effect will be devastating and will paint a similar picture of Barcelona's LL final matchday that saw Osasuna beat them. Barcelona themselves have been in this position before, particularly after Puyol, Xavi and Iniesta left.

Unfortunately for the club, the after effect will be felt, and for a long time should Messi exit the team. It is however not too late to start focusing on bringing in talented youngsters. Right now, Madrid is reveling in the glory of its talented youths right now that some of them (notably Kubo, Hakimi, and Odegaard) have all been loaned out while the others jostle for starting places. As a matter of fact, Zidane confused the world after the restart by changing his first 11 per game in order to unburden them. Barcelona might not have the understanding to replicate this right now but the idea of a legendary footballer who is now at the "Messi" (pun intended) of the team and a laughing stock to the world is unfair and mismanaged.
don't forget the idiot Abidal exchanged 24 year old Arthur for 30 year old pjanic
Romance › Re: What Makes Ladies Involve In Lesbianism???? by kiddkash(m): 2:52pm On Aug 15, 2020
Becky95:
Hi guys

Av been wondering what makes ladies have sex with each other,

Please can someone explain the reason for thishuh
two women can just touch themselves, when admiring themselves.
like touching each others wrist when feeling maybe their watch or bangles
or help each other adjust their clothes. like how someone like Cardi B does in her music videos with another female artist

two men don't touch on themselves only if they have to.
Imagine OBJ touching BUBU's chest to feel his hair. or Chris brown touching on LIL wayne in a music video.

that is where they start
Business › Re: Nigerians Stop Wailing Ghana Did Nothing Wrong Shutting Down Shops. by kiddkash(m):
but many of them own shops in Nigeria.

the favor needs to be returned

Sports › N by kiddkash(op):
N
Sports › Re: Coutinho Compounds Barcelona Humiliation After He Scores Twice For Bayern by kiddkash(m): 10:28am On Aug 15, 2020
obembet:
Like i said last night, The Greatest Humiliation for Barcelona is Coutinho scoring 2 goals and knocked Barcelona out of UCL. What a Revenge !!
if you see anyone carrying a rope and entering an uncompleted building
murmuring to him/herself,

a whole Barcelona 8-2 against Bayern Munich
Setien from Real Betis to Barcelona
the fool bench Rakitic for Sergi Roberto plus faded Suarez
Messi the goat or na Malu
Coutinho go on loan, come back score 2 and 1 assist


please, stop the person. save a life, call 112
Sports › Re: Coutinho Compounds Barcelona Humiliation After He Scores Twice For Bayern by kiddkash(m): 10:27am On Aug 15, 2020
people of NAIRALAND.
please I have an urgent matter to tell.


if you see anyone carrying a rope and entering an uncompleted building
murmuring to him/herself,

a whole Barcelona 8-2 against Bayern Munich
Setien from Real Betis to Barcelona
the fool bench Rakitic for Sergi Roberto plus faded Suarez
Messi the goat or na Malu
Coutinho go on loan, come back score 2 and 1 assist


please, stop the person. save a life, call 112

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