₦airaland Forum

It takes a village to raise a child.

If the child is bad, then the villagers have not done well.

Every country has the government it deserves. ~Joseph de Maistre

The kids keep seeing that evil wins, yet the reward of the meek is in his scars.

What can you teach a child, if the society proves you wrong.

Lastly, godly people are still raising godly children, a child soon out grows parenting and must now prove himself. If he was worth the stress his parent put into raising him.

bigjackass:
What do you mean you can't go to the police? You should go to the police

After police collect more money from him. What next?

It's not like I mean to be sarcastic. But I need you to be more specific on how you think the police will help in this case.

Bro. You appear to be enduring her because you think she might repent. Imagine your son came to you with this story, will you tell him to wait for the girl until she repents.

You might also be afraid you will have no sex for a while. Please dont think like this.

Something really bad is about to happen and you need to flee.

How did I know? Dont bother asking, just find out by sticking to this toxic relationship.

Change your keys, if she has a spare.
Get a new girl friend and move on.
Delete her number and pics before reading the next line.
Stop being stupid.
If you cry there, angel shaggi will knock your head.

After doing all these.
I am glad you are now better than what you were before you met her.

Now that you are strong, help other guys who may be falling. Dont drink yourself out on this, rather find new male friends that are goal driven.

You will find a lot of things hard if you refuse to do the above.

Screen shot it, if you have to.
Copy it out on your wall.

Twitter: @TunjiMade

DontBeStupid:
It is not necessary, so you don't need to understand it.

It's better you understand important & useful things that can better your life. Eg. Artificial intelligence, machine learning, data science, digital marketing, forex... And many other profitable things.

Half a brain inside your head. You look around and don't find sense, you go about trying to prove you are savage. How can your generations be meaningful in this way of handling life. Come and reply. Idiot that want to teach me drop-shipping, ML, AI and FX.

Post a link to your projects here, MUMU is smelling in your comment. Better still, put a screen shot of your account earnings from any Forex broker.

I am just really ready to hear you speak sense. Let your Moniker be your watch word.

do well to check my other threads on Nairaland.

DontBeStupid:
It is not necessary, so you don't need to understand it.

It's better you understand important & useful things that can better your life. Eg. Artificial intelligence, machine learning, data science, digital marketing, forex... And many other profitable things.

Thanks for your advice, but i will advice you too, please always check the forum name before you start advertising your insanity.

As a lover of poetry, I came here during my own leisure hoping that other people in their free time will share their opinions.

I posted in the entertainment forum but you came here and started talking about AI, ML and blablabla.

Its easy to see poverty drooling your life, send your account number you need help. By the way who told you i don't do ML. Is ML and AI or FX for everybody. Do you know what i rake on upwork? anyways you sound like a 5 year old so i will ignore you for now.

#EmphaticLunatic

Wizkid did a great job writing nice lines for this song. At first I felt like there is nothing special about this song but then I couldn't stop singing it.

So i decided to look into the lyrics, to my surprise i couldn't relate with most of the figurative expressions and metaphors used in the song.
so i copied out the lyrics and luckily there's this link that actually tried to explain most of it. i will share the link after my post. I partly agree with the guy. mean while this is the most shocking part for; when Queen B said

pose like a trophy when Naomis walkin
she needs an oscar for that pretty dark skin
pretty like lupita when the cameras close in

I dont want to type much though, she was actually talking about some actress and Models. i swear i wouldnt have known.
I hope you have decoded some parts too, i really want to know what each line of this song means.

Another funny thing with Nigerian songs is that new words enter our music industry daily and there is no way to properly interpret, but foreign songs hardly pick something whose meaning is not online. anyhow anyhow, we sha find a way to re-adapt meanings for all the new slang in 9ja music.

https://splashcoder..com/2019/07/who-is-this-brown-skin-girl.html


the link

is it not possible to help people without exposing their personal information to the public?

I have often been to nigerian forum based on computer progaramming.
i keep wondering why it is dull. sometimes i think its because there are not much tech companies, or perhaps tech companies here have staff who are not interested in Nigerian forums.
another notable reason would be that tge skill level in Nigeria is very low, plus the exposure is less.
But i would like to know what programmimg forums Nigerians enjoys, prrhaps the one you enjoy. you may also enlighten us on features that makes the forum enjoyable for you.
personally, i enjoy the official laravel blog because of the way topics are listed on the left.
the topics are very specific and they guide users to make sure that people post exclusively in topics that match their post or question.
Another special thing on that blog is the ability to use markdown.

clems88:
what about saxophone teacher

thanks what I need is trumpet, the client has a trumpet already

airsaylongcon:
Here we go guys

Consider the following function
int t ()
{
int q, output;
output = 0;
for ( q = 0; q < 5; q++ )
{
if ( ( q % 3 ) == 1 )
output = output + q;
else
output = output + 1;
}
return output;
}
What value is returned as a result of the call t () ?

answer = 8

airsaylongcon:
OK warm up with this. Remember that these are exam questions meant to be answered in approximately 2 minutes. Without the use of a compiler or stuff like that

Consider the following function
double p (double b, unsigned int e)
{
if (e==0)
return 1.0;
else
if (even(e))
return p(b*b, e/2);
else
return p(b*b, e/2)*b;
}

How many multiplication are executed as a result of the call p(5.0, 12). Divisions SHOULD NOT be included in this total

Answer = 8

Given that I had to do it without paper. I think it's a very good brain task.
Though I am yet to see another answer claiming that I am right I must also say that I noticed the condition for an even number input is never executed

I already solved my own issue. mine now works fine

kingvicking:
Speed test indeed,
hope u guys remember there will be sanitary exercise on Saturday, so movement will be restricted till 10am
And the so called test is scheduled for 10am

I almost got caught up, thanks to a fellow applicant who stole us from the park with a bike. Still yet I had to wait long hours cause my name had been called minutes before arrival.
the waiting soon became a meetup as I began to meet old friends and seniors. the only part that hurts is that there was a man always on suit, looks well dressed in it, I later confirmed he taught some of my friends. though I doubt he would be willing to help. Just saying I did the meetup and even missed One.

the journey back from FPI was always interesting because I like listening to other applicants in the bus. yeah! it felt good

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tempest01:
No go try am for kerosene stove oh....you go hear am

that's just another way to dye your clothes. oh sorry! I meant paint your clothes.

You can add a brief of your work experience to the message. That will influence my attention and perception.

Hope to hear from someone soon

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oh! I love this nairaland die. I just pray our country gets better so that weeding test would properly mean a way to check if weeding was carried out on a farm land.

No doubt these questions only come up for weeding.

though it's not like I am certain but baritone sound is in the range of thunder hence it depicts anger not love.

bass is deep and more gentle though not as deep as baritone. #justMyBasicTought

Joguns:
Please, I'm having similar issue. My ZTE MF190A has stopped bringing up 'autoplay' and does not even bring setup when inserted. At first, it used to do this, but I was using my neighbour's GloBolt setup already on my system. When I now uninstalled his, my modem was no longer bringing up 'setup'. Prior to this, I had tried to unlock it with a dc-unlocker client from the internet, but it couldn't unlock it. Thereafter, after inserting the glo sim, it said 'failed to connect'. However, the modem was subsequently unlocked by another software, but now for it to bring the popup 'autoplay' is the issue.
I shall be glad if you can help. Thanks.

same issue here. After I wiped my system, I have not been able to use my ZTE MODEM(unlocked). because it refused to install. The modem only reflects in one place and that is device manager where it is classified as other devices.

@op I guess you didnt check the link, the theme could not be download.

400 Error. page does not exist

check your link and update your post. one more observation. you require such a tedious login that could not be completed on Opera mobile for android devices. I am referring to country selection and other dropdowns.
lastly you request so much information that I was hoping you would send envelopes to my private mail box. just because of a free theme. #Rethink

I am a good programmer, very creative and given to deep thinking.
but I am not an agency.
if you would need some help with consultation, in-house task or more proactive view on project planning.
you can contact me...
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nairaland is a junk yard so I pasted my preliminary email. if I receive any contact then we will be able to communicate through more confidential medium.
thanks

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D34lw4p:
lolzz you are saying rubbish man! total junk!!!

do you mean PDO is rubbish or you meant to say that using your own string as a test argument for your functions is best.
please shed more light.

secondly did you create the functions yourself

I had a similar client some time ago. after seeing my mockups in png format he tought I had done the whole job but he refused to talk about reasonable pricing. he kept asking me to come and present to the partners.
then I told him, "all I have sent you so far are merely pictures developed in adobe PS" when we talk about money then I can start coding.
He then offered me partnership, I called the referrer to ask how many succesful project has this guy developed. to my surprise, none.
so I called him up we discussed the project. I offered him 20k off the price given that I would be a partner. he ran away forgeting that I want to make a difference considering the fact that all his previous project failed and this one already has a lot of hiccups as at then. well thank God I held my opinion firm.

I have beeen trying to subscribe since yesterday and funny enough my money wasnt deducted. no messages. I have used 3 sims trying to subscribe but no success. if I cant subscribe how will I use cheat. men it is tough o. cos I already got addicted to being online.
I think I will get a BB and insert my sim to subscribe. I hope it works.
@OP it probably means you have not been able to subscribe.
worst of all. customer care has refused to pick calls from all my sim cards. after about 10mins, the call is disconnected from mtn servers.

well I think this has to be reported to authorities cbn needs to find a way to manage these frauds. this same thing happened when I was a student but I was using intercontinental bank then. I was in my first so I did not have much. the customer care officer said the transaction was carried outon the machine I used most frequently so I must be the one who withdrew the money. another staff stealthily agreed to help me and two days later he started acting funny. I gave up and closed my account. I am trying to say that this will happen to anyone until CBN is aware and ready to control these fraud. thank God BVN is here to stay. we all know that there is no organization in nigeria that care about what its customers or patronizers pass through all they care about is the bottom line figures. and thank God for successive government who have refused to give tge citizenry a voice in the corporate world

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