₦airaland Forum

MaDaRa01:
My conscience is judging me.

A woman that i sometimes patronize left a kid to watch her shop. I wanted to buy rice. I ask him for the price because the price do flunctuate, which he said it is 100, no 50, no 20 naira. I shock, then the devil enter me and i said whether e no go sell 10. I told him to sell me 5cup of rice, after he measured and tied it, i gave him 100 and told him to take the remaining 50 and not to tell the woman so that she will not collect his 50 tip.

Kid was happy, i was happy, trader lose.

Now this evening, rice no let me eat, i am just thinking of going back to do restitution
How do i go about it without the trader getting angry?

go back tell the woman never to leave kids in charge of her shop again, that you would have come to see her but you have been busy, explain to her and give her the full balance.

9jaupdate001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7myOXX6dBQ

if you like make your mama be Chinese. We still nor want u

Blackhacker:
If me and my girlfriend both agree to do an abortion and she died during the abortion process what will happens to me

You will go to jail for double homicide and also go to hell . SAY NO TO ABORTION

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/as-president-tinubu-will-make-war-against-corruption-top-priority-keyamo/

Armed robber to persecute pocket pickers. Nonsense.

LeoDeKing:
Same here bro.

That nonsense is damn irritating.

Both of you can jump off third mainland bridge, nobody cares

[quote author=Ndlistic post=121678334]Ikorodu APC members are revolting because they did not pay them for voting APC on February 25, 2023.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5FmLb6bZ-U

Ikorodu APC members are revolting cus dem no pay them for voting on February 25

When you get paid to vote how will you hold the government responsible for their failures? https://t.co/pzS60gMcAQ

— Mob President Christian (@Chrisblin) March 11, 2023

and wayward people.

Y0urUncle:
In a world of increasing sexual pervasion, have you ever turned down a sexual advance from the opposite sex?

Did you later get to regret it?

Multiple times, till date. These days sex is easier to get than food or advice.

all4zionlover:
Each time I talk to him about getting a job or his next plan, he always tell me. He have a plan. But I know he don't

Ask him to share the plan with you, abi he is thinking of opening a bet9ja shop?

Winneepye:
Obidents will be grandpas by then and their master will be on adult diaper.

. Just like your president elect abi?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mediahq:
My First 100 Days
As Governor of Lagos

I have a vision for a new Lagos
Here is my action plan for the first 100 Days in office.

1.0
Increase Minimum Wage to N60,000 on Day 1 in Office, the salary of Civil Servants will be increased by 100% to N60,000 monthly. The target is to reach N100,000 as soon as possible. This will cover everybody including street sweepers.

2.0
Moral suasion to persuade the Organised Private Sector to follow Govt's lead by stopping casualisation and also increase their minimum wage to a living wage. Banks, telcos, oil companies, multinationals, large national corporates, etc will be incentivised with PAYE tax credits to stop casualisation and index their minimum wage to their capacity to pay rather than current market wage rates which are suppressed by high unemployment. A first step for a Lagos where every worker has health care, pensions and similar benefits.

3.0
Cancel Alpha Beta's Contract which costs the State N5bn monthly.

4.0
Use the savings from the cancellation of Alpha Beta contract to set up a grand Loan Scheme for Micro, Small and Medium Scale Enterprises. Ensure at least 10,000 beneficiaries in the first 100 Days. We expect the scheme to benefit up to 1m beneficiaries in 4 years.

5.0
Establish a portal for publishing costs of all government projects and compare them to World Bank standards to eliminate waste and corruption.

6.0
Issue a 10-year order for 10,000 vehicles to an auto manufacturer that commits to building an auto assembly in Lagos with a credible plan to achieve 50% value added within 5 years.

7.0
Pull down all toll gates in the Lekki Ajah axis and Ikoyi link bridge.

8.0
Build a monument in memory of our slain sons and daughters at the old Lekki Toll Gate.

9.0
Advertise for the employment of 10,000 teachers with outstanding grades (First Class and Second Upper or Upper Credit) to start a process of repositioning teaching as a middle-class career.

10.0
Execute a Memorandum of Understanding with all Road Transport Unions for the implementation of a rehabilitation and retraining program, and take Agberos off our roads.

11.0
Invite bids for the design and construction of 100 km of rail across Lagos.

12.0
Host an education summit with all stakeholders to get buy-in into GRV's plan for partnerships to upscale public schools to the standards of the best private school.

13.0
Host a health summit with all stakeholders to get buy-in for partnerships to upscale services at Primary Health Centres to best-in-class, laying the foundation for an effective referral system.

14.0
A summit for various artisan associations such as bricklayers, plumbers, mechanics, welders, carpenters, tailors and other technicians with the objective of creating a process for their certification and access to small-scale loans.

15.0
Working with my Party, the Labour Party, appoint first-class caretaker Chairmen for each Local Govt,
each appointee being skilled enough to be a potential Governor.

16.0
Set a date for Local Government elections.

17.0
Issue Guidelines to open up the BRT routes to all investors who meet the minimum standards. Create a program for widespread investment in public transport by all willing Lagosians and investors.

18.0
Issue Guidelines for markets to operate autonomously and appoint their own Iyalojas and Babalojas.

19.0
Release Guidelines for a new waste management system for separating waste to paper, plastic and organic from homes; a first step towards a world class system for turning waste into biogas and fertilizer.


20.0
Emergency rehabilitation of buildings and facilities in 100 primary and secondary schools pending comprehensive reconstruction.

21.0
Enumeration of all apartments that have been vacant for more than 180 days, and commencement of a program to ensure occupancy by 31st Dec. At least 100 such apartments are to be occupied in the first 100 days.

22.0
The commencement of the rehabilitation of 100 inner roads spread across all Local Governments in Lagos.

I am determined to set Lagos on course to become First World in 30 years.
Hold me accountable after the first 100 Days.


Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour
Labour Party Candidate for Governor of Lagos State

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great plan my nigga, may the lord guild and lead you.

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/03/11/i-apologise-for-calling-everybody-children-desmond-elliot/

You never sorry reach. Tari is coming lol

Totilopussylick:


At least, they are attended to and not completely abandoned outside the premises of the hospital

Are you sure you are normal?

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1440303/cattle-herders-gang-rape-8-months-pregnant-woman-abuja/

This is what Nigerians voted for.

Omicronvaccine:
Man Strangles His Pregnant Wife To Death Over Delay In Opening Gate For Him (Photos)



https://igberetvnews.com/1440364/man-strangles-pregnant-wife-death-delay-opening-gate-photos/

people dey mad Sha, see him head like coconut

FarmTech:
https://www.popsci.com/technology/brain-organoid-biocomputer

Please where is righteousness? Hope una never go hurt am ooo

ImpregnaTor:
Someone is saying their is no LP candidate in Ebonyi

What's with that?

there was a dispute before, but he was declared winner few weeks ago by the supreme court

Massiveglory:
OBIDIENTS nationwide, let us do the needful.

The news from rivers state is a fake news. The useless structure that joined themselves to fubara and wike is the structure we came to dismantle.

The Labour party candidate is very much in the race.

Ebonyi please vote labour party oooo, the guy na my friend uncle. He has been a pillar to them since they lost their parents. The man na good man to the core

qwertyboss:
10-15million with great finishing

Oga stop giving figures anyhow, ask the location first. If na lekki or ikoyi where I build that figure is a child's play

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Edo people have decided to go LP way.

You lost to LP In your polling unit on Saturday and came back with thugs to destroy election materials on that day. You even killed an LP voter.

You will pay dearly.

Vote LP from top to bottom.

e go too sweet, pdp governor, LP house of assembly

Groovedaddy:
Which airline?

no direct flights, you can go through air France

IyaebeTheGreat:
Is crypto and forex enough to start planning marriage? What other investments do you have? Don’t be deceived sir, love is not enough in a marriage, a woman will always think ahead, the future of her unborn kids, the kind of environment she’ll want her kids to grow up and the rest. Women are love mathematician, you must calculate and get it right to some extent . So it means in her calculations she didn’t get you as the answer. It’s not that deep, these are some of the reasons why women shouldn’t date men in their age range, it mostly doesn’t t work out.

if you have ever traded crypto or forex you will know that this young man is in money he doesn't want to live large, he actually earns more than 500 time your basic
Salary as a worker. My guy comot mind for that girl matter if matter rugged tomorrow she go waka

rickyamos:
Which visa is easy to get now for young Nigerians?

Dominica is visa free for Nigerians. But the ticket money can buy you a land in Lagos

mariahAngel:
Paying homage to a King brings good fortune.



He's more Lagosian than the self-acclaimed Asiwaju of Lagos, so, YES HE CAN.

If lasma has ever dealt with you
If agbero has ever dealt with you
If you have to pay for psp every month and they don't show up.
If you enjoyed or felt better during ambode time as Lagos governor.
Come out on Saturday and vote GRV
A NEW AND ACCOUNTABLE LAGOS IS POSSIBLE
VOTE LP VOTE GRV

Goodbadbowy419:
I know this tollgate very well damnn e don tey sha
My last visit was 2016

I visited around the same time, it wasn't as good as it is now, you see what good governance give to the people and the image of the country

fergie001:
SOURCE

the real GOAT

DebbieBianca:
Plateau man eloquently and hilariously explains how he has been on the run from DSS, following comments he made about burning INEC office.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt79TiSggCY

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This nigga is hilarious. Na true him dey talk sha

honeyB2018:
Please, why is Oluomo after the IGBOS in Lagos State, every election?
2019, at Oshodi area, it was as so,at Okota, it was so.
2023, it was more brazen. Is democracy not about choice again?
In every election, there will be winners and losers, the majority by what ever means, will have their way, why the minority will have their say.
Why don't you vote your choice and allow me vote mine?
In 2019, at Iba, LCDA, Oluomo's friend did the same why?
This is the reason, we must not allow evil in the land to grow. The Oba of Lagos's action, threatening to throw the IGBOS to the Lagoon, if his candidate Ambode wasn't voted for, in my view is the reason for this.
All my years in Lagos as a voter, I have never seen this.
God please show us your mercy in Nigeria and Lagos State in Jesus name amen

these uneducated bastard are afraid of their future, APC feed criminality. Other party will likely root them out. Hence the violence to remain relevant.

[quote author=nlfpmod post=121458742]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDELiMQlgg&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

Watching MC Oluomo apologizing and praying for Lagosians is funny. pic.twitter.com/bvM1YKkGvf

— Son of Janet #EndSARS (@pereyiii) March 3, 2023

dey make mouth 👄
Papa dey beg

donphilopus:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/03/03/breaking-supreme-court-orders-old-n200-n500-n1000-notes-to-remains-in-circulation-till-dec-31/

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 na this babalawo wan hear election case abi

Unitybiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSSSJebhNLA

only in Ghana, God have mercy upon us

helinues:
Losers mobbing grandfather of loss.

Thieves without shame defending their master crook that stole from 200 million Nigerians.