₦airaland Forum

JoeNL22:
God will punish anybody who will vote for peter obi.
God will punish him/her with wealth, health and favour now, inj. Amen

. God will punish the entire generation of any bastard that want to vote for TINUBU Amen

Modestanewsreel:
A term? But should he even owe a term in the first place and has time to be frolicking his girlfriend all over town?

Please sir, help me sub to our channel.
Thank you

you catch am with the girl or na you be the girl

Naijalarry:
Source- https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/579568-well-expose-cabal-working-against-tinubu-in-the-villa-governor-el-rufai.html

u don loose.

KingKO22:
This is reason why they dont want Asiwaju to win bcs he will expose all the accomplices that work with BH and IPOB



Asiwaju is the only pragmatic and competent leader that can defeat insurgency and militants in Nigeria

thief wan expose thief abi? Let him defeat dementia first before.

Godsprojectayo:
Chat me up, we can reason out things
08064363832

This nigga wan give you 2 sure odd make you put the money... Ogbeni run for your life. Before you go come dey create another thread HOW TO SURVIVE AFTER BET9JA FINISH YOU

Righthussle:
Y

Dem dey lie

chisomkachy:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-im-in-talks-with-kwankwaso-obi-says-atiku/

I have always known nnpp will collapse into pdp directly or indirectly. But not peter obi this is just to discredit him and his chances

politicoNG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6HeN0aRtLY


Is this not an indictment on Buhari?

This nigga don ment, imagine APC campaigning against APC

buhariguy:
no,
Just that idiotic pigs expect wike to support obituary

Your mama na sloth your papa na big, wetin Dem born sloppy brainless bastard.

taylor88:
Na Tinubu I blame for all these chaos and pandemonium of currency redesign


If Tinubu wasn’t on ballot I swear to God Buhari wouldn’t suggest this naira redesign


I’ve never seen anyone force himself on people who doesn’t want him like Tinubu


Very useless man

Overdose of uselessness dey worry am

Antoeni:
When it Comes to Anything Stealing As Far as Bank is Involve, Zenith Bank Takes The Lead

Try wema bank you cry. Standard chartered remains the best for now

WannaHowzit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyQvwdym2Q

A Johannesburg resident was shocked when she opened her tap only to find blue water coming out of the tap.

The incident happened on Monday while most areas were under water restrictions.

Speaking to IOL, Ntombi said the blue water eventually stopped coming out.

“Joburg Water has reached out and they will come assess the situation,” she said.

Joburg Water spokesperson Puleng Mopeli said they managed to obtain the address of the complainant and sent a request to their lab to take samples.

“It is suspected to be copper from the building. However, we will confirm once the results are issued from the lab which will be 24 hours after the samples have been tested,” said Mopeli.

Earlier, Johannesburg Water warned residents that parts of the city may experience low water pressure from their taps, with the possibility of no having water in some areas due to low levels in reservoirs.

A power failure at the Eikenhof pump station over the weekend limited water supplies in the city's western districts.

According to Johannesburg Water, City Power has finished making repairs at the pump station, and pumping is now operating at full capacity.

https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/joburg-resident-opens-tap-and-blue-water-gushes-out-e0052394-b29c-4d3b-bd7b-0b4e1af50a30

The water has been mixed with balablu

EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/stop-stealing-my-songs-blackface-warns-artistes/


https://punchng.com/stop-stealing-my-songs-blackface-warns-artistes/

Again TINUBU must be his father. I can see the brain resemblance.

Felabrity:
APC and PDP can cry from now till tomorrow

Buhari don't have anything to lose

He is only doing this for the interest of Nigerians

Nigerians have endured a lot of hardship under him, we can endure this one

This is the first time I am actually happy with buhari, na who get money dey cry, for me I don go change the 1,500 wey dey my hand. Nigerians Stop crying like babies if new note nor dey oga collect transfer period.

jaybenugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1437689/19-year-old-burglar-arrested-ogun-stolen-items-recovered-photo/

see now, everything wey u thief nor reach 8k but the beating pass 100k

Modestanewsreel:
Here's the moment a popular a woman rejected hubbys gift to her for delivering a baby boy and what happened next will shock you.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RkbQvFgS78

Serve her right, wetin your papa nor fit do for you. Why you go expect another man pikin to buy it for you.

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are us*less.....All of them

Including your papa abi?

post=120409919:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/1/nigerian-woman-dies-one-month-after-her-wedding.html

Aboki don beat this one die

Seslie:
I decided to travel to South Korea last year after developing a huge wanderlust to visit the country. I visited Seoul, Jeonju, Boseong, Namwon and Busan.

I found it to be a very beautiful country. Some of my favourite things include the food, ease of transportation around the country and Korean architecture. I will start off this thread with how I got my visa and how to travel from Nigeria to South Korea.

Feel free to ask me any questions about visiting South Korea. Please note that I do not know much about moving there. I will only be able to respond to questions about visiting as a tourist.

I hope you enjoy the stories. I will post as fast as I can but might be slow too...

. Can you check the north for us, if we can send comrade bulaba Escobar urchins there

LordviccoDaGuru:
More photos

Obituary fools will not sleep tonight Buhari and Emefiele are crushing in Senegal


Buhari and Emefiele are Igbos worst nightmare. With the new Money policy Peter Obituary the stingy Terriost business man can not source funds to do vote buying on Election day

. Who is this brainless fool? Everything you just vomited is all nonsense, did obi cry about the new naira policy? But your comrade bulaba Escobar has been all over the news crying like a little sick bird that he his. Even said the fuel scarcity and subsidy was a plot to work against him. Has obi said anything you smelling big mouthed fool.

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌




MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

Women. Oti-lo

oyin44:
😃😃😃

abeg, zombidiots we need to contribute more money into yesufu 's purse ..so that obi can win Lagos

Your papadiot

StrongAlphMale:
Question: How long should a lady wait before asking the man she is in a relationship with for money?

My own Answer is:
She should wait for as long as it takes her to get a job or business, and then she can give her ATM to the man and ask him to help her withdraw her money!

Madam go work. Your boy friend na your papa abi na ur ATM

IyaTola:
Kindly stay in Lafia not Lagos since it's up for consideration.
With that pay you are a rich man in Lafia reasons are as follows
1. Food is cheap in Nassarawa unlike Lagos
2. With 50k out of that cash, your utility bills are likely covered and you can save as much as 40% at the end of the day.
3. You don't face traffic in Nassarawa and you get home on time unlike Lagos depending on where you would reside
4. I have lived in both states and I can categorically tell you the life expectancy in Nassarawa is 75 yrs while Lagos is 55yrs
5. House rent is relatively cheap in Keffi unlike a self contain in Lekki is about 500k without damages, agent, commission and agreement

Meanwhile in Lagos,
1. Transportation can gulp 50k off the pay monthly, even if you stay in Ajah or Sangotedo
2. Accommodation can gulp a big chunk even when the house is not a match compared to what you will get outside Lagos with equivalent sum or less.
3. Plus the population is increasing with Imota rice mill, Dangote refinery and Lekki deep seaport in the Lekki express way, the madness of traffic will increase and I am sure you haven't experienced Lagos traffic (ask those that were on the island today that President Buhari visited how the traffic was today - most of them are probably reading this and will be up and running tomorrow morning by 5:00am on third mainland bridge for those on the mainland
Finally, you already don't know how frustrating Lagos traffic can be plus your life expectancy will be reduced
If you stay in Lag for 50 years, you would have spent 15 years in traffic. Lol

Even 20 years, I currently spend between 70-100k on transportation in Lagos. Self contain apt in lekki is from a million now. Unless the job is coming with accomondation, please stay nasarawa and enjoy your little change.

Tunagee:
Sometimes being a dictator is might be healthy for the home, it puts the kids in order, except you want them to go wayward. I grew up with a very strict dad, though very caring and playful, but very strict. But i still appreciate him today, even after his death

See the formula your dad implied, strict, caring and playful. No matter how strict you may be kids understand why you change towards them, they know they have done wrong. My dad is like that and myself I am like that to my kids. But imagine you have a father that is strict, not caring, not playful, he drinks and womanize maybe sometimes hit your mom, you will never forget how uninvolved he was in your growing up.

Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbIr4p61Rrg

...Sends strong messages to President Buhari, N-Delta gov



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/breaking-new-militant-group-force-of-egbesu-emerges-in-ndelta-threatens-2023-elections/amp/

Bunch of fools looking for easy pay out. Make una go work jare. Lazy boffuns

[quote author= post=120332832]A Six-Month-Old baby boy died in his sleep after his young mother allegedly gave him an overdose of medication in order to go clubbing.

The incident happened at Quarter Nine in Likomba, a neighbourhood in Tiko on Monday, January 23, 2023.

According to local sources, the mother wanted to go clubbing so she allegedly gave the baby drugs said to be Tramadol to make him sleep for hours and then locked him up in the room.

The mother of the young woman said this wasn't the first time that she drugged the child and left him unattended.

"The first time the mother caught her drugging the child, she interrogated her but she told her they were mere pills," a source said.

"This lady you see here committed an abomination last night in Likomba, Tiko. Despite having a newborn baby of few months old in hand, she wanted to go clubbing with friends," a Cameroonian reporter wrote.

"The innocent child was the only thing standing in her way as she couldn’t take him to the club. So what did this girl do? She decided to give him tra@madol so he can fall deep asleep. This way she can go party with her friends.

"She gave her the tr@madol and locked the baby inside the house. She returned home this morning only to find out the baby di*d as a result of the hard drugs she gave him.

"Likomba inhabitants descended on her and got her well be@ten. Forces of law and order intervened and as of now, the girl is in detention. The baby has been buried. May the soul of the innocent baby rest in peace."

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

This is the video here . pic.twitter.com/Au3vC9INz8

— The Dude Nurse ™ (@MichaelIheme4) January 23, 2023

God punish this party bastard

ejimatic:
It has been observed that many more crises are taking place in families nowadays. One of them is our focus here.

Many wives and children now abandon their husbands after the men retire. Some turn children against their fathers while some wives plan to kill their husbands so as to inherit their husband properties.

Why is it that wives want their husbands dead so as to inherit them? Why is it that when husbands are sicks WIves always try to know what is in the wills of their husbands? Why do wives abandon their husbands at the old age and pack to another apartment? Why do wives want to be in control of their husbands at the old age! Why do families crack when the old age is about to set in .

A man was abandoned by his wives and children so much so that he was crying for help in his apartment. When thean died the children slaughtered cows and painted the house.What do you think about this development? What is happening in the families now?

The question is why didn't joke silver and her children leave olu Jacob when he became sick? If you are a good husband and a good father it won't happen to you, unless you are a dictator.

TheNiceGuy:
Obi people again

God punish that your soakaway mouth.

Stephen2324:
I went to my girlfriend’s house and the mother served me this food

Is it proper to eat at your girlfriend’s house?

Inlaw I hail oh, but if you not marry her las las , you go chop breakfast from village people

officialwdhtv:
Oyinbo woman (white lady) runs mad at Lekki expressway

A white woman was filmed looking unkempt and disoriented at Sangotedo in Ajah, Lagos State.

She was seen on Friday evening, January 20, 2023.

The woman, wearing a sleeveless top and skirt, had red spots – like syringe marks – all over her body and a cigarette in her hand.

A crowd gathered to watch her in concern.

Part 1
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnpW6YBMkpt/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Part 2

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnsiSoatbg_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Which yahoo guy go bring broke junky come naija come dey suffer like this

KanwuliaExtra:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/why-women-live-longer-than-men-2/

Billing dey remove 49 years from man life