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Politics / Re: I Am Not Neglecting Any Part Of Nigeria, Buhari Tells South-east by KillTheZombies: 8:01am On Dec 22, 2018
Dumbohari if you like wear 100 red caps together, e no go save your daura-bound skinny arsse next year. Unlike Yar'adua who was loved by all Nigerians you've insulted the East for too long, you'll not escape what they have in stock for you in few months at the polls.

You'll be the first and last tribalistic and religious bigot to rule this country.
Crime / Re: Scammer Dictated He Proves To Be Giving Correct Score Every Day And It Fake by KillTheZombies: 7:53am On Dec 22, 2018
The guy and one other Kunle ogunpehin also tried to dupe his fathers the other day. I smelled them from a mile.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Dont Act Romantic Roles Because Of My Tribal Marks" - Sanyeri by KillTheZombies: 7:47am On Dec 22, 2018
IamD18:
Folks with tribe marks don't have the right to be h0rny.

And also to have an erection.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Accuses Tinubu Of Peddling ‘fake’ News, Denies Endorsing Buhari by KillTheZombies: 7:44am On Dec 22, 2018
Oshigun:


[s]Choi. You Igbos are incorrigible. You will never stop obsessing over Yorubas, their land and their politics yet you insist on remaining blind to the reality on ground.

Who is Odumakin today? A lowly lackey, viewed a PDP turncoat, who cannot even win a ward ahead of MC Oluomo let alone be dragging with Fashola not to talk of the top man Tinubu?

Savvy Yorubas have no time for your "Chief" Odumakin. The envious failure, ever in the shadow of much greater Yoruba sons, won't even be allowed to lick Jagaban's shoes in Yoruba land. Trust me. Younger generation, 25 and under, don't even know Odumakin exist. Mumu.[/s]

Lamentations of eweduism!

Jagabandit's time is near, that's why he has now focused on playing only Lagos politics, have you ever seen him go for campaign in the north and East since Dumbohari came to power as he did during Ngige's APC governorship campaign.

Thiefnuubu's wings have been clipped. Just go and prostrate at bourdillon and collect your own plate of Amala. Hungry man. grin
Politics / Re: 10 Legal Things Cops Don't Want You To Know by KillTheZombies: 7:37am On Dec 22, 2018
People that police fear and respect on the highway. In no particular order.

1) Journalists

2) Activists/ lawyers

3) Army/Military men

4) Health professionals

5) politicians

6) Titled men/ traditional rulers

7) members of the PCRC


What do these people have in common? They know too much about their rights or they are too powerful to be jailed.
Crime / Re: SBS Commandos Storm Ship After Migrants (Possibly From Lagos) Threaten Crew. by KillTheZombies: 6:32am On Dec 22, 2018
Why are yorobass running away from dumbohari's chainji by stowing away in vessel for God's sake? Why not stay and enjoy the chainji you voted for?

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Politics / Re: Must Watch: Adeola Fayehun Destroys all Nnamdi Kanu's Evidence On Jubril by KillTheZombies: 6:25am On Dec 22, 2018
What do you expect from a hungry Afonjarudeen like Adeola the useless girl that is hustling for YouTube subscriptions?

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Politics / Re: Wike Terminates Sale Of Assets To Rotimi Amaechi Front Companies by KillTheZombies: 6:13am On Dec 22, 2018
Nice one. Ole ni bobo rotimi yen.
Politics / Re: Saharareporter completely debunk Buhari Is Jubril Claim by Nnamdi Kanu-Video by KillTheZombies: 6:10am On Dec 22, 2018
Tell Dumbohari to remove his cap make we see him agbari.
Crime / Re: Migrants (Possibly From Lagos) Threaten Crew Of Ship In The Thames Estuary. by KillTheZombies: 5:52am On Dec 22, 2018
These Yorubas have destroyed the image of this country. Dear UK police, if you catch them and discover they are Yoruba, deport their ewedu skulls so they can come and continue to enjoy dumbohari's change. They must not be allowed to escape.

Those stowaway ewedu buffoons will enter UK and tommorow start parading their skulls as 'APC UK branch'. Flog them and deport the idiots.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari's Mercedes Car - What About His Promise To Tackle Corruption? by KillTheZombies: 5:36am On Dec 22, 2018
NessaBoo:
So the President of the most populous black nation in the world should be riding in a Jalopy because be promised to fight corruption??

"SMH* You guys are really something else, kindly look for something else to smear his image and intergrity with. This one is clearly Dead On Arrival.

That's not the problem, the problem is that in 2015, these buffoons called zombiharists were everywhere with propaganda on how dumbohari loves modesty and hates expensive stuffs. The highest height was when he was asked to pose in a pictute with a N30 satchet Milo in order to drive home their annoying propaganda.
So don't be angry when dumbohari continues to called out for deceiving people in 2015 because he wanted to be elected. The man is a fraud.

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Politics / Re: New Minimum Wage: FG Reacts To Labour’s December 31 Deadline by KillTheZombies: 5:10am On Dec 22, 2018
IYANGBALI:
Make take strike enter the new year till after the election na him go sweet die




What business can I start with 5k and get 3million before december 30th??

Betking.

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Health / Re: How Long Can One Get HIV Accurate Result? Help A Sister by KillTheZombies: 5:05am On Dec 22, 2018
Post-coitus worry syndrome.
Politics / Re: Reno Speaks On Video Of Uncompleted Ogwashi-Ukwu Dam PMB said was Commissioned by KillTheZombies: 9:13pm On Dec 21, 2018
Deomelllo the yoromuslim smelly zombie dey receive anti-zombie knocks left, right and centre. Him zombiharist comrades don abandon am, dem just dey peep dey laugh am.

Na only him waka come.

grin grin

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Politics / Re: Convince Me To Vote Buhari After Reading This by KillTheZombies: 8:40pm On Dec 21, 2018
TheAgba:

[s]I'd always told stupids like you to prove I stole laptops and put them up for sale and you've never dissapointed at being stupid.

If you've nothing to say, which is obvious, stop quoting me.
Ode...face the topic here and comment something meaningful[/s].

I don't have to prove anything, you are a zombie and a thief. Ole buruku ni o.
Politics / Re: Buhari Endorses Hope Uzodinma As Okorocha Shuns APC Rally by KillTheZombies: 8:38pm On Dec 21, 2018
Rochas the fatten fool, the end has come. No political dynasty in republican Iboland. You'll vomit all you have stolen from Imolites.

Start sowing your prison uniform.

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Accuses Tinubu Of Peddling ‘fake’ News, Denies Endorsing Buhari by KillTheZombies: 8:21pm On Dec 21, 2018
thunder74:
When I saw the news earlier I was looking for Yinka Odumakin's name, the moment I noticed he was not the writer, I knew somebody is up to something.

Same here. Any Afenifere statement without Chief Yinka odumakin name is propaganda trash from thiefnuubu's kitchen in bourdillon.
Politics / Re: Saraki's Comments On 2019 Budget Is Immature, Reckless - BMO by KillTheZombies: 8:17pm On Dec 21, 2018
Omeokachie:
Didn't expect less from Buhari media cows.

We will continue to make sure they do N750k worth of job before they can earn that N30k.

Slave Labour things cheesy

Bwahahahaha, you wicked o. We'll ensure the abuobakus suffer badly before they can smell that their 30k.

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Caught With $2.8m Cash At Akanu Ibiam International Airport, Enugu by KillTheZombies: 8:06pm On Dec 21, 2018
Person carry him own money for inside local flight (not international), you say him commit crime.

Abeg some laws need to be reviewed.

Dumbohari will seize that money and divert it for his personal campaign jamboree.

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Caught With $2.8m Cash At Akanu Ibiam International Airport, Enugu by KillTheZombies: 8:02pm On Dec 21, 2018
MCMXCVIII:
Heheheee
After reading this story, a case in Law 301(Criminal law) comes to mind.

Abeg narrate am.

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Politics / Re: Buba Galadima: The Man In Aso Rock Is Not The Buhari That We Used To Know by KillTheZombies: 6:58pm On Dec 21, 2018
The citizens, Igbo, Ijaw, Hausa, fulani, Tiv, Isoko, Kanuri etc will be kicking out jibril next year. Insha Allah!

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Remanded In Prison Till February by KillTheZombies: 6:19pm On Dec 21, 2018
Oshigun:


Buhari and Tinubu, in the grand scheme of things and with the reality of Nigeria, are forces for good but the boulder of prejudice in your eyes will forever prevent you from seeing this. You would then rather support hate preachers and purveyors of dangerous fake news who are only interested in the fatness of their own pockets and bank accounts.

You see a tribalist like dumbohari and a kleptocrate like thiefnubuu as 'good' because it is your duty as a yoromuslim zombie to be brainless and daft.
You are drawn to them because ipob your nemesis are against them, not because you mean or have a working brain.

If you no be zombierudeen, na wetin you gain?

grin

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Remanded In Prison Till February by KillTheZombies: 4:49pm On Dec 21, 2018
Oshigun:


[s]This is how Adeyanju, Kanu and co, with no allegiance to anyone but themselves, use you gullible elements to drink Garri while they get paid and stash their family away from harms way abroad. Continue shouting Muslim,Christian,Igbo,Yoruba,Fulani,Biafra,Arewa etc while these character switch allegiance anytime they want to suit their personal agenda.

https://omojuwa.com/2014/05/president-jonathans-aide-doyin-okupes-associate-linked-with-murder-adeyanju-deji-buk-admission-year-2000/

[/s]



Cantankerous ewedu Muslim zomboid.

So why support dumbohari and thiefnuubu who uses your gullible skull to play kalokalo, if you think you are smart?

grin

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Politics / Re: Alex Badeh’s Driver Is Alive, Investigations Underway by KillTheZombies: 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2018
Warship:



Alex Badeh is well connected to the CIA and wants to help Atiku build up a strong US connection.

Badeh is from the same state as Atiku.

Badeh is also well informed about the relationship between APC , Al Barnawi of ISWAP who is a Kanuri man and Burantia who is a Kanuri man.

You are very correct. Dumbohari and Buratai will soon send his boys to go and finish the poor driver. Don't be surprised if you hear tommorow the driver didn't survive.

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Politics / Re: Alex Badeh’s Driver Is Alive, Investigations Underway by KillTheZombies: 4:42pm On Dec 21, 2018
SingleWahala:
....You will soon get Court ......

E pain your mooslim dumboharist skull. grin

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Accuses Tinubu Of Peddling ‘fake’ News, Denies Endorsing Buhari by KillTheZombies: 4:35pm On Dec 21, 2018
Afenifere - common sense elders.

Afenifere renewal group- Thiefnubuu's dogs, shameless gluttons, bourdillon drunkards, Awon baba onijekuje.

Everyone should learn the difference.

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Remanded In Prison Till February by KillTheZombies: 4:32pm On Dec 21, 2018
sexiestharam:
Deji's detention is clearly political witch hunt. Why will he be remanded in prison till February which is probably after elections? Wow! His voice needed to be silenced!

Dumbohari will kill Deji Adeyanju and many social media activists who are not pro-dumbohari if he wins in 2019.

The reason why he is not yet killing opposition is because he needs to be seen as 'a converted democrat' ( biggest nonsense I've ever heard). If he win 2019 (God forbid), the murderous bloodletting tyrant will go full throttle and kill many opposition leaders because he doesn't need anyone's vote again. Even the anti-social media law that he has been dying to enact will come to life and he will force it down to throats of the citizen.

Dumbohari second tenure will be hell on earth, it must not be allowed to happen, no matter what.

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Remanded In Prison Till February by KillTheZombies: 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2018
Agbaletu:
Something is seriously wrong with the judiciary.
A High Court at Jabi in Abuja set him free, but one kangaroo court in Kano wants Deji to be remanded in prison custody till February 2019.
This is not right now.

Shebi you dey 'south' sai baba! . Just wait make Dumbohari win. Na kill him go kill am for prison.

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Remanded In Prison Till February by KillTheZombies: 4:24pm On Dec 21, 2018
We Yoruba Muslims buharist rejoice about this news. Even though we know Deji is innocent, we want baba buhari to detain and kill Deji the yoruba Christian for being anti-buhari. Insha Allah! Amin.

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Celebrities / Re: Zeal Akaraiwai: BBC Unveils 'Angel' Who Secretly Pays Patients' Hospital Bills by KillTheZombies: 4:16pm On Dec 21, 2018
hopsydboi:
Zeal is a great guy!. CEO of gremeblaque I remembered he interviewed me for an internship in his company and man gave us all 1k each as transport back home. Great attitude and humility.

Nice one.

Did he build his business from scratch or did he inherit it from his family?

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