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Opey4luv: Na dem sabi jare, abeg pass me the rosery, make I recite 3 hail Mary and go back to the dream lands.

meksure u come bak oh or else...

See how di gyal ah fi looking like dundi while another gyal ah fi jump pon ah man's c'ock'y.

If she ah fi giv a likkle chance di b'tch cya eat di c'ock'y like chocolate.

50calibre: Stop smoking that weed. Bloodclatt man!

yah poosieclaaat, don't bring ah battyman argument to me bwoy! Ya hear wah me say?!

jmoore: 1- The lady got pregnant for the man. After six months the man died in a car accident, she was left devastated.

2-The lady got pregnant for the man. They got married but the woman had a miscarriage after the wedding. She never got pregnant again and the man left her and married another woman after 6 years of marriage.

3-The lady got pregnant for him. After five months the man told her the marriage will no longer take place. Reason? There is another woman pregnant for him and that is the one his mother wants to be his wife


Ladies beware of “you must get pregnant or no marriage” men. A man that loves you will never give you such a condition. A man that truly loves you will stand by you whether you get pregnant after marriage or not.

In most cases these guys have been sleeping around with many girls but they will not propose to them. How foolish it is for them to see a good girl and issue such a condition.

yuh right man! But some of dem gyal deh A quick to set brother up wit a pregnancy wen dem ah think him ah gwan eat di pun'ani and gwan pree... Dem ah try by all mean fi gi him ah pickney. Dem desperados gyal dem ah fi set ah finga-lickin-poosie-niggas deh, but man ah gangsta for life!

[quote author=Cele-pope]Please give us a link of the story or else you will be tied and flogged bitterly to ease the insanity in you[/quote]aiyo! Take it easy man, me nuh wah see nuh fighting inna di yard. Ya overstand me?

50calibre: This ain't jamaica you know!

yaaah'man! Me ah fi know that,but me still know seh people ah fi hear me flow. Yah overstand? Nuh battybwoy cyaa run we down we ah ghetto youth we nuh fraidi...

Wow! Africa must wake up,sleeping sons of jacob.

[quote author=$andra-Luv][img]http://3.bp..com/-zYf09u91qIw/Uam7wAZgiwI/AAAAAAAAARg/10Q5aWuornA/s1600/no-makeup.png[/img]

The new trend in town is to share a photo of you without make up, lol – that’s what the female celebs are doing now!

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First it was Genevieve Nnaji, Chioma Chukwuka, Rita Dominic and guess who is next in line – Niyola, E.M.E’s first lady.
This her pics with make-up

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Imagine a world without make up for we ladies, though she looks gr8
View more here>> http://www.veryxclusive.com/2013/06/xclusive-emes-niyola-without-makeup.html#more[/quote]gadamn! What A man nuh go see inna dis forum? Battygyal nuh fi look good at all gadamit! Informer-poosie! she ah me feel like vomiting like rite now enuh.. Halie selasie guide me from A bombaclaaat ugly battygyal deh...prrrraaaaa!

howfarwhatagwan: Oh God in Heaven please we want to move forward as a nation and as a people but so many people are blocking us you know them Lord please we are helpless come to our aid do with them as you please.

yo,get off yuh kneels man! No time fi prayers. Time fi prayers ah gwan. It's time fi di action!

obinoral: Are you a nigerian?

I dey tell you... Na di bombaclaaat government wah turn me to a rude bwoy! That's why me ah fi tell dem fi dem face seh dem ah poosie deh! Selasie guide me suh nuh badmn can pounce pon me. Yuh hear?!

Lemme tell ya people sumtin ya already know. One day we ah fi gwan set dis naashun ablaze if dem ah keep stealing we money anyhow. Every ghetto-youth ya hear me seh...dem ah taking boxes of money home and key locked inna di room weh di street is hungry... We a gwan invite boko bois fi aso rock and bomb dem place! Salasie gwan set we free one day...

max1113: Me say big tanx bro u tellin des bobocacaat da truth in da mouth 1love GEJ 2019

you ah di biggest bombaclaaaat weh me ah fi came across inna dis forum! Badman! Gej weh nuh wah see dem ah people enjoy di abundaaant resources inna di naashun! You goin wid Gej is like goin wid Obj both dem ah bird of a feather don't get it twisted... Gunshot inna yuh a'rse man..*booooyaka x2*

Lemme tell ya sumtin man, salasie ah fi gwan burn all dem ah bad people soon.. So repent and bow down fi jah!

otokx: JAMB just they sweet my belle, dem just they make money yafu yafu.

I dey tell you...una thief na,make una repent oh..............cos jah selasie ah fi gwan punish any of bombaclaaat extorting money frm dem ah people suh... So don't let it fi sweet ya belle too much man!

Whaaat! What is wrong wit dis battybwoy jamb people dem.... Me nuh fi undastand why dem ah fi giving innocent people hard inna every likkle ting dem ah do! Badman weh nuh send di masses dem, how many time dem ah wan candidate fi check dem score suh? Dem b't'ches dem ah love suck tin, put me gun inna deh mouth and make dem suck out....

searay: This weed is powerful

yah man! High-grade me a crush out inna hand...me nuh wan see nuh man ah par wid forty man! Gyal inna di club me ah dem party pan cos me ah di world boss di party dan.


Albeit, sincerely, mi ah fi real bout dis bombaclaaat-informer-p'u'ssies man....dem ah keep looting inna di treasury and man ah run di area like A mad man looking for some petty job.

We ah fi need to make sure seh dis bad people weh ah fi ruining di system ah fi kicked out...ya hear mi? Selasie ah fi burn dem!

Awon desperados oshi! Ole buruku kpatakpata onye ara barawo mugu omo iya aje dem!

Who say di retardeen dey lose sleep before? Pesin wey dey sleep forget hin work sef. Naso e go dey snore like frog wey dey for inside water. *qua'qua'qua'qua*

Cutejay: What's all this for christ sake? Been holding my comment for a long time now-i thought this was a forum for intellectuals and mature minds.
If this was how nairaland was i wouldn't have joined.
The rate at which nairaland is depreciating is alarming.
2go kids are taking over nairaland-mature adults don't act this way.
And the MOD who put this on the front page i dont know what to say to you.
@op you are not ugly so please go and read your books.

madam, shey na by force to log in? Abi pesin put .________________/\_
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Abeg dis is Nairaland not ur fathers house where you do what you want...simply stay out if you don't like the thread or look for tonto's thread in di celeb's section...no tenks!

aadetoyin: I don't lick wit my tongue cos dats rather irritating but if I really enjoyed my home made meals, I'll use the side of my fore finger to scrape the stew off the plate
yummy

lol.....likewise here. Especially gbegiri soup or miyan kuka mixed wit stew. Dem dey give me touch no be small.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I notice pple hve bin trying to paint islam as a good religion in the world on nairaland. Don't try too hard the harm has bin done already[/quote]see dis doolina FC fan! No be devil una dey hail for inside church? Abi you no know say na from inside church devil dey live?!

stonebridge: Are muslim men allowed to join Freemasonry?. If no, why and is there are injunction against masonry in the holy quran?

Free wetin?! Islam resemble Christianity for your eyes? Abi mosque be like church for ur eyes? Abeg park well, we no dey worship devil here oh!

27naira: I need your candid opinion too.. people tell me i look like Will Smith

go open new thread na, I sure say e make am to FP sharpally!

alpha conde: Arrrggghhh!! What happened to facebook and 2go?

laugh wan tear my belle oh! *hhhhhhhaaahahaha*

Abu Mikey: I need your Candid opinion please.

OP no offence oh...abeg, are you related to Gej? Una too resemble diiiieeee!

sayso: Realy I wasted my time voting for GEJ,but that costly mistake will never happen again in this life.

don't worry, ur cluelessness has been forgiven. If u like vote for di retardeen again na u sabi.

Awoof-a'ss-niggas!




I don't need that s'hit! I browse free on my BB,no thnks to etisalat. I deserve dis s'hit mane!

Is di 1st pics an avatar? *surprice*

darealez: As the cold war between President Goodluck Jonathan and his benefactor, former president Olusegun Obasanjo, rages, some of Obasanjo’s loyalists who are at the receiving end have chosen to quit the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). But the former president has vowed to remain in the party and fight to the finish. The relationship between the two leaders of the party has been everything but cordial despite the public show of friendship and mutual trust. Those who know better have read the handwriting on the wall, which aims at dismantling Obasanjo’s political structure for daring to ask Jonathan to quit the presidency come 2015 as he promised two years ago. Before Governor Muazu Babangida Aliyu of Niger State reminded President Jonathan of the one-term pact he struck with the PDP chieftains before he was endorsed for the 2011 presidential race, Obasanjo, LEADERSHIP Sunday learnt, had asked the president to suspend the second term bid. The president was said to have replied, “Sir, I have never thought of 2015.” LEADERSHIP Sunday checks revealed that Obasanjo’s loyalists recently met with him to sound him out on their intention to quit the PDP for another political party as “it is becoming evident that the party wants to adopt President Jonathan as its presidential candidate for 2015”. The former president was said to have told them they would not be intimidated out of the party. “We are going nowhere, nobody would kick us out of our party,’’ he reportedly said. “We will fight back. ” To ensure that Jonathan does not win a second term ticket, it was learnt, the former president has engaged a former ambassador from the north-east geopolitical zone as one of his foot soldiers in the north, while the governors of Niger, Jigawa, Sokoto, Bauchi and two others are working behind the scenes to actualise a northern president come 2015. Since that time, according to our checks, the president had ambushed his godfather severally, looking for ways of forcing him to endorse his candidacy. As fate would have it, the court ruling that voided the election of Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola as the national secretary of the party became a weapon as he was asked to go in obedience to the court verdict, and his deputy was sworn. However, President Jonathan made a u-turn on his rift with Obasanjo when he agreed to reach out to the former president at a meeting with some former national chairmen of the party led by the incumbent, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur, at the presidential villa. “The party elders and the president spoke at length on the ways to resolve the crisis in the party. But one of the decisions reached was the need for Jonathan to mend fences with Obasanjo. They believed that once the two leaders are together, the tension in the party will be reduced to the barest minimum,” a PDP leader who attended the meeting said. The meeting also advised Jonathan to attend a civic reception organised in honour of Obasanjo by the south-west PDP in Abeokuta, Ogun State, on his way to Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire, for an extraordinary session of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) Authority of Heads of State and Government. The meeting also prevailed on him to withdraw support for Chief Tony Anenih’s bid for Board of Trustees (BoT) chairmanship. It was thought that this would persuade Obasanjo to reconcile with the president. Those that were at the reception included the former PDP national vice-chairman (south-west), Mr. Segun Oni, Oyinlola, Chief Bode George, Chief Dapo Sarumi, Prof. Tunde Adeniran, Chief Bode Olajumoke, and Otunba Oyewole Fashawe. Others were Alhaji Shuaib Oyedokun, Chief Ebenezer Babatope, Alhaji Tajudeen Oladipo, Chief Yekeen Adeojo, Chief Lekan Balogun, Chief Richard Akinjide, Chief Tunji Olurin, and Chief Joju Fadairo. But the president never showed up. Instead it was Tukur that attended, saying that he represented the president. That was when Obasanjo told him that he would never stop criticising the president despite the fact that he held him in high esteem as president, a source said. However, both Jonathan and Obasanjo had a private meeting in London after the launch of Obasanjo’s foundation. LEADERSHIP Sunday learnt that Jonathan solicited Obasanjo’s support for his second term bid to enable him continue with his transformation agenda. Obasanjo reportedly told him point blank to bury the thought, noting that it would impugn on his integrity as a former military head of state and two-term civilian president.
leadership.ng/nga/articles/49641/2013/03/10/2015_i_will_fight_ back_obasanjo_tells_jonathan.html

goddamn bombaclaaats! All me see inna dis battybwoy party is criminals ah fi fighting fi di national cake... Me nuh know whem me ah fi hear good tins gwan inna di nation. Not until each and every one of us ah fi come together and a kick dem ah vampire party outta Aso Rock... From di battybwoy GEJ to the bombaclaaat OBJ dem ah wicked people weh nuh give nuh damn bout di people. The dem ah fi care about is dem informer p**sy! Rastaman don't apologise to no battywoy, me I tell dem str8 inna deh owl face mon!