₦airaland Forum

adaobi123: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

This is sooooooo me

sheedy407: Make person convert d video comot you tube so we go fit download am

Jarus: Up APC.

I think we can begin forming APC Nairaland chapter

Fesisko: lol@Innocent Idibia.anyway, I pray the court to give him a fair hearing
,cos he is still innocent until proven guilty. If truly he was among the perpetrators, he will surely pay for it with his life. But until then, he's still Innocent 2face Idibia.

mascot87: Its a welcome development. GEJ is working

BetaThings: As soon as some thing happens in a muslim country, you guys instinctively think of Islam
Before the Confederation cup and during there were violent protests in Brazil
Did you mention Christianity? In a country with that huge "Christ the Redemptor statute?"
When did Liberia, Sierra Leone and Cote d'Ivoire emerge from their crises
And Congo DR?
have you ever considered that in Mexico, a country with over 80% christians, criminals are running police/govt out of town?
And yes in Nigeria, when Johnathan sent soldiers to break your subsidy protest in 2012, what did you do?
You guys ran away! What would have happened if you have been unNigerian and stood your ground?
What religion would you have mentioned?
Log, mole!

Policewoman: Allah Akbar.

SLIDE waxie: says who? U will sleep sound and nice!!! Especially if u can flush it down with correct cold palm wine. There are well preserved bottled ones now!

Infact, if u eat some nice hot mosels with fresh vegetables garnished with bush meat/smoked fish and flushed down with correct pammy, if u die in ur sleep, u go make heaven!

Go figure!

Fhemmmy: His son is opening the new house today, so we want to follow them rejoice.

GooseBaba: Hahahaha.... The guy worri...

A A Adam: 1.Pls i want 2 drop here driver 2.U dont kwn me talless of my father 3.Nepa bring light 4.Why u stayed 4 my door mouth 5.Is just now he comout 5.Do u know wam?

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

Zizicardo: she loves her country and she is based in d uk. which kain love be dat?

sholikay: ..bros,since u said AKA PU(AKA go) or wateva,is d only words said to d creature(snake) to send it off, i'd rather suggest d OP use dat AKA PU to form a lyrics nd sing it everywhere he goes,so dat wen d snake listen 2 d song,it wouldn't bother to surface sef..or wat do u guys think?..lol...
example
*singing*..yes ooo its ur boy sholikay on d mix...
AKAPU oooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooooo!....(2ce)
snake ooooooo!....AKAPU oooooo....
i hate u oooooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooo!..
no kum my side ooooooo.....AKAPU ooooooo..
mama mee oooooooo....AKAPU ooooo.....