₦airaland Forum

Omo dis kain weather nahin dey make man give woman belle oh. Choi! *john thomas rising*

Zizicardo: she loves her country and she is based in d uk. which kain love be dat?

kelekele love be dat oh

sholikay: ..bros,since u said AKA PU(AKA go) or wateva,is d only words said to d creature(snake) to send it off, i'd rather suggest d OP use dat AKA PU to form a lyrics nd sing it everywhere he goes,so dat wen d snake listen 2 d song,it wouldn't bother to surface sef..or wat do u guys think?..lol...
example
*singing*..yes ooo its ur boy sholikay on d mix...
AKAPU oooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooooo!....(2ce)
snake ooooooo!....AKAPU oooooo....
i hate u oooooooooo!....AKAPU ooooooo!..
no kum my side ooooooo.....AKAPU ooooooo..
mama mee oooooooo....AKAPU ooooo.....

guy, you nor wise? No vex na question oh...

Me Killuminati, I go killam, eatam RAW!

I-B.:
Oyo-Ajimobi.
He commissioned a bride and made transportation cheaper @ N50 anywhere in the city.
Rating:average

FG
Would have said electricity but it is back to how it was before.

Here is that of state gov.

wooooooooo *jaws down* I love that bridge meeehn, I can't wait to ride or walk on it.....kudos to him,nice one. More groundnut to his garri mehn...wow!

Make I no just talk

Nahin mama?

As dem mumu reach dem no gree tell us di alternative, naawaoo, SMH!


Which one go work within 3days then? Mosquito full my area oooo

Xeedorf: Residents from various parts of Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, have been coming to catch a glimpse of a baby allegedly born with a miniature Quran at 9, Oguntade Street, Shasha area of the state.

Incidents like these are scientifically impossible, but residents of the area say it is true even though some of them confessed that they did not see the baby clutching the miniature Quran, the holy book of the Muslims. They were only told about it.

It took efforts for P.M.NEWS reporters to gain access into the one-room apartment of the baby’s parents as a result of the crowd that took over the place.

The mother of the baby, Kabirat Lamidi, a 32-year old hairstylist, said right from the conception of the baby, she had been sick.

She said when the baby refused to come out after 11 months, she went for a scan where it was shown that she had an object in the womb with the baby.

The Ede, Osun State indigene who said she had been married for 10 years, said she was shocked to discover that few seconds after the baby was delivered, she pushed out a Quran.

“I have been hearing about such incidents and I have always insulted people thinking it could never happen. I believe it is a gift from Allah,” she said.

She said as a Muslim, she was not even dedicated and did not know how to pray, expressing surprise that such an incident could happen to her.

The mother of three said she had always given birth in the hospital but that on this day, she went into labour so fast that she could not move.

“My advice to people is that they should henceforth watch their mouth. I didn’t believe before now,” she said.

Mrs. Saudat Olawuwo, a staff nurse with the Shasha Medical Centre who assisted with the delivery, said she was called by neighbours when the woman was in labour.
•Crowd at 9, Oguntade Street, Shasha, where a baby was said to have been born with Quran

•Crowd at 9, Oguntade Street, Shasha, where a baby was said to have been born with Quran

Mrs. Olawuwo with 17 years working experience, said the woman was supposed to put to birth on 16 May, but it did not happen.

“By the time I came the day she was in labour, the baby was already coming out. So I assisted her.

“After that, we were expecting the placenta, but the woman began behaving like one about to run mad. I was so confused.

“The woman was shouting that she wanted to push again and all of a sudden, the Quran, wrapped in nylon and stained with blood jumped out.

“Out of confusion, I ran out and called people who came to see. We also called a Muslim cleric around the area who came and prayed for the baby,” she said.

Father of the baby, Luqman Lamidi, said he was in a drinking bar when he was called and told that his wife had delivered a baby with a Quran.

He said he did not believe until he came and saw the Quran covered with blood.

“I arrived home and saw a lot of crowd and could not even enter. In fact, I am surprised that a drunk like me could produce a child that came into this world with a Quran,” he said, adding that he had become a changed person.

Chief Imam of Oguntade, Shasha, Alhai AbdulRafiu Opeloyeru Oyedokun, said he was the one who tore the nylon from the Quran after he was called to the place.

“When I came, people were still doubting if the object was a Quran or not, so I tore the nylon with blood on it publicly and everyone confirmed it.”

As the yet to be named baby boy lay asleep, P.M.NEWS noticed that each time the Quran is placed on his chest, he consistently lifted his hands up and would not drop the hands until the Quran is taken off.

There was a big controversy in May last year following the alleged birth of a baby boy said to be clutching a miniature Holy Quran at birth.

The baby was born at a white garment church in Mushin, Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria.

While some disputed the claim, others said it was possible. A large crowd gathered at 1, Sonde Street, Ijeshatedo, Lagos home of the boy’s parents as news of the birth spread rapidly.

His mother, Mrs. Kikelomo Ilori, 32, a Cosmetologist, told P.M.NEWS that he was born after she had carried the pregnancy for about 10 months.

“When my baby was delivered holding a Quran in his hand, the nurse said the Quran should be thrown away. But I insisted my mother must see it before any action could be taken,” Kikelomo, who is a Christian, further explained.

Corroborating the story, Senior Rev. Victoria Yetunde Dada said during the pregnancy, Kikelomo was always coming to her for prayers and counselling.

“I advised her not to abort the pregnancy because she might die in the process. Again, I told her the foetus was sent by God and will be great,” Apostle Mother Dada told our correspondent.

Reacting, Medical Director of Bodet Hospital, Ikeja, Lagos, Dr. Bode Tawak said scientifically, it was not possible for a baby to be born holding a Quran.

“How big is the baby’s hand to hold the Quran? How big is the Quran? How did the Quran get into her mother’s womb? I don’t know how a Quran can get into a womb. But there are things you can’t explain,” Dr. Tawak responded.

He said while the incident cannot be explained medically, in Nigeria many mysterious things happen.

A Kaduna-based medical practitioner, Dr. Munir Yusuf said from a medical point of view, it was not possible, but added that depending on the size of the Quran, it was possible metaphysically.

He explained that if the Quran is small enough to pass through the diameter of the vagina, with the child, it is possible.

In the same vein, a herbal medicine practitioner, Chief Dr. Bola Adegunloye believes nothing is impossible, but said too much importance must not be placed on the incident.

Killuminati's here so, first of all, go down low.



Allahu Akbar!

in gej's voice....*i don't give a damn!* if she likes make she bolingo 99,900 men,na her toto go suffer hot

Op u sure seh dis no be fotokiosk?

All these nairaland ayangbas wey never smell dubai before come join me in my private bird,I'll be kind enough to fly you around di world by night. All you to do is get a grip yo

Lakayanah: It's always cleaner and fresher when the milk comes from the original source which is forbidden to be mentioned on this forum. IJust want to know is that milk from cow's bosom/bobi?

it's Dano...

Evanisgud: My father's head needs to b examined. He's an idiot.

really?

Olodostein: That is commendable. More grease to his elbow.



Why must you? Why? Are you any better? well, Ignorance is bliss.

thunder fire you there!

Adex097: Don't bring the innocent pikins into this na

who told you he's innocent? Ignoramus! #1 million a day na beans?

Brimmie: Maka, cool down b4 you hit submit! See hw you con gbagaun!!??

na BIG mumu na

What do you expect from an ogogoro master president with a cowboy hat and goofy smile couple with a dumb wife and an slowpoke pikin?!

Rumour mongers, hw true dis?

SURY Suri: Allah is indeed sufficient for us and will save the Muslims from the hypocrites!

you mean...the ahl'kitab, amin!

E don tey wey man don't carry 1st oh

donadexco: Story yi ti fè ma long ma shey bayi nw

Osu mi Ooo, won kan fe fi'iro pa wa nibibayishaaaaaa.... Iyyallayaawon!

maclatunji: Those that did the tricking and those that are hailing it should have their heads reexamined. What is there to be proud of about not honouring your guest? I wonder what kind of thinking some people have these days.

The disgrace is not to the guest who has fulfilled all righteousness by informing the hosts of his coming to the event and arriving in due course but to the hosts that might have deliberately given wrong information. It is simple common sense.

I think some people have lost focus and are devoted to fighting "individuals" rather than moving the country forward.

bros,it's di height of hatred they av for di man oh... Anytin good about him they don't want to hear. Hypertension go murd dem all!

supaeagles: The "mumu" / "daft" you both are labeling has 60+ likes in approval of his comment so who is the daft mumu now

yeah that's to show di amounts of daft/mumu animals on Nairaland +you!

BabaAlabi: How does this news affect the price of garri?

I tire oh....water don pass garri tey tey oh...#600 per paint rubber!

Tablet Man: Sharap cameroun ain't sighted northward but southward..... north will continue to run dry ....Sorry i mean no Insult

how many tramadol tablet you don swallow today?

Aaaaaah! Ope oh!! Now mr and mrs na me get oil,na my papa get oil,na my backyard oil deh over to you.... Una go drink una oyel today

booqee: why? U haven't been captured yet with ur fellow boko haram members?? Pathetic buhari apologist

e be like say....your mensuration deh deceive you abi....dirty b'tch get out my face!

Selling points tins,you knw?