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Decryptor: Wetin sef? I must continue to kiss and lick/suck that kpomo in between my partner's legs o! I just love it when she grabs my hair and jerks uncontrollably wheneva i do it
Anyway, in to take precautions, i usually swallow Anitbiotics after the job

what about, finger-licking-poosie?

heed101: Doc, plz how can we condomise our mouth

are you a poosie sucker?(no offence)

Opey4luv: LOL, footprint of God!!! These dudes are really high on something, I guess marijuana

Marijuan? No! Me just finishing smoking Marijuana but I no high reach dis dudes. E go be another tins weh deh high on.

God footprint indeed. Which god?

Sincere 9gerian: I would rather disappear than defend the indefensible.

By the way, who says GEJ is perfect? I have never said so. My position on this forum is that notwithstanding the imperfections of GEJ, he is 10 times better than the alternatives. You may think otherwise, but that is position

And your position is based on falsehood. The once sicked and now deceased Yar'adua(RIP) is 20 times better than your weaka'ss GEJ.

bobthebuilder99: And if it was about GEJ, you would be the first one here screaming that it's all lies.

What a hypocrite.

leave di fvcker jor, Stupid9gerian!

Sincere 9gerian: I see some hypocrites attacking the messenger and asking how the messenger had access to those informations or why the private life of Sanusi should be an issue. This is foul smelling hypocrisy as far as I'm concerned. Why shouldn't the private life of a top public servant matter? The media has the RIGHT to hunt for any information and make it public provided it is the TRUTH and it does not jeopardise national progress or security.

Premium Times did a fantastic job. They named names (not like SR anonymous sources), interviewed multiple sources, published exchanged SMS and phone calls, gave dates and locations, etc. And most importantly, they contacted the parties involved (Sanusi and Yaro) before making the report public.

This report further exposes what these "progressive" thieves do with Niger Delta oil money. Rotten souls!

your faadaaaa you and your stinking oyel

Choi! All I see is innocent blood,blood,blood all over GEJ's hands...di guy is a terror!

ifihearam: USELESS OP

LIES LIES LIES

ESPECIALLY THOSE OF THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY......ALL LIES

sharaaaap! How are they LIES? It's either you're not in Naija or you're just dumb or just being a hypocrites.


I watched most of the Retardeen's family qoutes live on TV fool!

Madawaki01: Now som pple wud say they are muslims..shud a muslim take hard drugs?shud a muslim sleep wit oda men wives?
NO,that means they dnt behave nd act accordin to the Quran

bros forget those sayin dat rubbish,they just saying it out hate and to suit their hypocritical minds. Their mind has been sealed!

Good muve from di opposishuun party dem..let there confushun inna di killer party center deh, and make di bombaclaaat Retardeen look like a eediot battyman. Make no room fi nuh mistake we ah fi gwan boot dem outta rock with deh a'sslickers dem. Boooyaka!

Opey4luv: Na dem sabi jare, abeg pass me the rosery, make I recite 3 hail Mary and go back to the dream lands.

meksure u come bak oh or else...

See how di gyal ah fi looking like dundi while another gyal ah fi jump pon ah man's c'ock'y.

If she ah fi giv a likkle chance di b'tch cya eat di c'ock'y like chocolate.

50calibre: Stop smoking that weed. Bloodclatt man!

yah poosieclaaat, don't bring ah battyman argument to me bwoy! Ya hear wah me say?!

jmoore: 1- The lady got pregnant for the man. After six months the man died in a car accident, she was left devastated.

2-The lady got pregnant for the man. They got married but the woman had a miscarriage after the wedding. She never got pregnant again and the man left her and married another woman after 6 years of marriage.

3-The lady got pregnant for him. After five months the man told her the marriage will no longer take place. Reason? There is another woman pregnant for him and that is the one his mother wants to be his wife


Ladies beware of “you must get pregnant or no marriage” men. A man that loves you will never give you such a condition. A man that truly loves you will stand by you whether you get pregnant after marriage or not.

In most cases these guys have been sleeping around with many girls but they will not propose to them. How foolish it is for them to see a good girl and issue such a condition.

yuh right man! But some of dem gyal deh A quick to set brother up wit a pregnancy wen dem ah think him ah gwan eat di pun'ani and gwan pree... Dem ah try by all mean fi gi him ah pickney. Dem desperados gyal dem ah fi set ah finga-lickin-poosie-niggas deh, but man ah gangsta for life!

Cele-pope:
Please give us a link of the story or else you will be tied and flogged bitterly to ease the insanity in you

aiyo! Take it easy man, me nuh wah see nuh fighting inna di yard. Ya overstand me?

50calibre: This ain't jamaica you know!

yaaah'man! Me ah fi know that,but me still know seh people ah fi hear me flow. Yah overstand? Nuh battybwoy cyaa run we down we ah ghetto youth we nuh fraidi...

Wow! Africa must wake up,sleeping sons of jacob.

$andra-Luv:
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The new trend in town is to share a photo of you without make up, lol – that’s what the female celebs are doing now!

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First it was Genevieve Nnaji, Chioma Chukwuka, Rita Dominic and guess who is next in line – Niyola, E.M.E’s first lady.
This her pics with make-up

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Imagine a world without make up for we ladies, though she looks gr8
View more here>> http://www.veryxclusive.com/2013/06/xclusive-emes-niyola-without-makeup.html#more

gadamn! What A man nuh go see inna dis forum? Battygyal nuh fi look good at all gadamit! Informer-poosie! she ah me feel like vomiting like rite now enuh.. Halie selasie guide me from A bombaclaaat ugly battygyal deh...prrrraaaaa!

howfarwhatagwan: Oh God in Heaven please we want to move forward as a nation and as a people but so many people are blocking us you know them Lord please we are helpless come to our aid do with them as you please.

yo,get off yuh kneels man! No time fi prayers. Time fi prayers ah gwan. It's time fi di action!

obinoral: Are you a nigerian?

I dey tell you... Na di bombaclaaat government wah turn me to a rude bwoy! That's why me ah fi tell dem fi dem face seh dem ah poosie deh! Selasie guide me suh nuh badmn can pounce pon me. Yuh hear?!

Lemme tell ya people sumtin ya already know. One day we ah fi gwan set dis naashun ablaze if dem ah keep stealing we money anyhow. Every ghetto-youth ya hear me seh...dem ah taking boxes of money home and key locked inna di room weh di street is hungry... We a gwan invite boko bois fi aso rock and bomb dem place! Salasie gwan set we free one day...

max1113: Me say big tanx bro u tellin des bobocacaat da truth in da mouth 1love GEJ 2019

you ah di biggest bombaclaaaat weh me ah fi came across inna dis forum! Badman! Gej weh nuh wah see dem ah people enjoy di abundaaant resources inna di naashun! You goin wid Gej is like goin wid Obj both dem ah bird of a feather don't get it twisted... Gunshot inna yuh a'rse man..*booooyaka x2*

Lemme tell ya sumtin man, salasie ah fi gwan burn all dem ah bad people soon.. So repent and bow down fi jah!

otokx: JAMB just they sweet my belle, dem just they make money yafu yafu.

I dey tell you...una thief na,make una repent oh..............cos jah selasie ah fi gwan punish any of bombaclaaat extorting money frm dem ah people suh... So don't let it fi sweet ya belle too much man!

Whaaat! What is wrong wit dis battybwoy jamb people dem.... Me nuh fi undastand why dem ah fi giving innocent people hard inna every likkle ting dem ah do! Badman weh nuh send di masses dem, how many time dem ah wan candidate fi check dem score suh? Dem b't'ches dem ah love suck tin, put me gun inna deh mouth and make dem suck out....

searay: This weed is powerful

yah man! High-grade me a crush out inna hand...me nuh wan see nuh man ah par wid forty man! Gyal inna di club me ah dem party pan cos me ah di world boss di party dan.


Albeit, sincerely, mi ah fi real bout dis bombaclaaat-informer-p'u'ssies man....dem ah keep looting inna di treasury and man ah run di area like A mad man looking for some petty job.

We ah fi need to make sure seh dis bad people weh ah fi ruining di system ah fi kicked out...ya hear mi? Selasie ah fi burn dem!

Awon desperados oshi! Ole buruku kpatakpata onye ara barawo mugu omo iya aje dem!

Who say di retardeen dey lose sleep before? Pesin wey dey sleep forget hin work sef. Naso e go dey snore like frog wey dey for inside water. *qua'qua'qua'qua*

Cutejay: What's all this for christ sake? Been holding my comment for a long time now-i thought this was a forum for intellectuals and mature minds.
If this was how nairaland was i wouldn't have joined.
The rate at which nairaland is depreciating is alarming.
2go kids are taking over nairaland-mature adults don't act this way.
And the MOD who put this on the front page i dont know what to say to you.
@op you are not ugly so please go and read your books.

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Abeg dis is Nairaland not ur fathers house where you do what you want...simply stay out if you don't like the thread or look for tonto's thread in di celeb's section...no tenks!

aadetoyin: I don't lick wit my tongue cos dats rather irritating but if I really enjoyed my home made meals, I'll use the side of my fore finger to scrape the stew off the plate
yummy

lol.....likewise here. Especially gbegiri soup or miyan kuka mixed wit stew. Dem dey give me touch no be small.