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onila: okay there is this guy that is desperate to go out with me....i talk 2 him when i see him in school when I have time....
the summer weather is coming ...so these days i wear shorts and half tops in my area....whenever he sees me @ the moment looking hot..hes even more desperate...last week he just came out from no where and said I MUST COME TO YOUR HOUSE. .i told him NO! why wld i want someone I dont really know come 2 my house. .what an idi-ot!

lefulefu: 1:Be over generous:Any time the babe need money make sure u give her without complaining.If u spoil her with money she will be yours for ever.
2:Take her regularly to pepper soup joint:Yes oooo.if u regularly dey take a naija babe go pepper soup joint then she will really fall in love with you.You know say naija babes no dey take pepper soup dey joke
3:Regularly give her money for brazilian wig
4:Buy her a blackberry(BB) and subscribe it for her
5:Spoil her with expensive clothes and shoes
6:iF u fit afford am take her on regular foreign trips and if u not fit afford that then take her on a local trip to yankari game reserve or take her to the next outing when Dbanj is performing next in town.

Ebonny girl: Women have highly developed senses. Period. In order to get her in the mood, please her senses. Her favorite perfume, flowers, scented candles, use any and everything that could arouse her senses. A warm cozy couch on a rainy day, or a candle lit table with soft light and music, it need not be cliched but anything which will make her comfortable. Be creative while you prepare for a session of love making, if you have been in a relationship for quite some time you will know exactly what all turns her on. Keep the phone off the hook, or switch it off. In short don't let anything distract you, and rob you of some quality time with your lady.

Errm. . . Everyday/Everytime?

buzodyke: i need a girl that is as humble as this girl, to accept keke as wedding ride!

She dey come. . . No worry.

lekzwyc: I think this is a registry where there are multiple wedding. Those cars behind are for other family.

Laila Ikeji: noo, its nt bull.

after watching some true life crime stories - women that kill, crimes of passion, a whole lot, only God knos truly y most nigerian husbands die b4 their wives.

i was thinking, could it be some wives hav bn silently killing their unfaithful husbands?

u kno most nigerian men r naturally polygamous.


am just asking ooo

lilcutie8916: [b]i can classify my self as one of the most handsome guys around [/b]but i am usually very shy make a move on a girl dat giving me signals how can u help

Fawaz30: Yeah he meant teenagers, those BS lines dont work with women @ all, believe me i know enough.

kaboninc: Not again...

What?

kaboninc: Is this how you are for real?

www.lmao.com.ng

Yes, that's how she is . . . Razzified. . .

Drlove1989: Readers, you can throw more abuse on me, I don't care. The problem we have in this country is that most of us are just arrogant for nothing and most of us can abuse others for nothing. If you read my opinion and you don't like it, simply go off or tell me why you don't agree with me rather than throwing abuses on me, did I call your name. Please, let learn to be gentlemen and women. For those guys that showed their arrogance and abused me, this just showed how you are and believe me, ladies don't like people like you. Ladies love gentlemen, they respect them and value them. I wish you well. If you really want to be in a serious relationship as a man, you have to be gentle and humbel to your woman. There is no amount of money you can use that can buy her love. She may fall for you but believe me, she will be waiting for the right time to cheat on you and spend her money on the guy that satisfys her emotional needs. Statistics has proven all these.

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aflovic: I have observed of late that most guys in naija don't want to marry early and some even prefer not to marry. Are they turning to gay or the economic situation of the nation don't support marriage.?

[color=#000030]Blah blah blah. Everything is gay to you doofuses. . . According to your dumbass observation, the economic blah blah of the nation does not support blah. But then, every saturday in different localities across Nigeria, people get married.
Now, who are those getting married in Nigeria? Indians? [/color]

Onegai: My love, I'm gonna hazard a guess at your age. About 25 or a little above or below. You sound like me at that age.
I see from your signature you're a christian. Now let me refer you to the bible. Go point out all the assertive ladies in there, let me know how it worked out for them. I'll wait (pours myself a drink of OJ).

See the difference btw Jezebel, Esther, Bathsheba, Mary and Deborah? Both strong,but one was calm, and the other didn't take shit and was equal to her man in screwing up. Guess who suffered? The bible says "Men, love your wives as Christ loves the church". So your man is meant to cover and protect you. So what does the church do? It worships Christ. Ergo, you're meant to worship your man. The church does not say "'xcuse Jesus, I don't like what you just said or did so I'm not gonna follow" and sit down glaring at him. So what's the shi.t about "I won't take crap, get to stepping if you piss me off, I am Woman hear me roarrrrr!!"?
A strong woman, does not need to be like what you described to be strong. I know a lot of strong, i-dont-take-crap girls. They declare their strength, then go to the kitchen, dish their man's food, serve him and prefix every sentence to him with "darling". They're submissive. If they couldn't be, they'd be single. To quote a white, aethist relationship coach (so you know that ALL men are alike) "men have to be strong in front of their friends and the world and it gets exhausting. They don't want to marry and keep fighting for strength at home. So it's great that you have a Ph.d, speak 4 languages and climbed Mt. Everest, if you don't make him feel like a man, he won't care about that and marry you."
What men want is for you to be emotionally stable and strong, in case they're not home, to hold down the fort, but when they show up, baby, get on your knees.

Wow!

Btw, she's 22.

koife: @ya'll: she said she was deliverd b4 we strtd datoing buh am dbtin d whole gist coz am hitting series of hard times lately

WTF. Are you blaming her for your misfortunes in anyway? Jesus Christ.

skydeep: cos am smarter than you

skydeep: Since she has been delivered, u are the one who need deliverance now.

LMAO!

Why you first me talk am. . .

luscioustrish: Hi killz,seemz ūя̲̅ evrywer...wasup.

I'm fiooooone. . .

Ammyng: They can't handle us