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RomanceRe: The Truth About Nigerians :P by Killz1(m): 9:56pm On Apr 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: U no sabi d uneducated baboon ni?

Guy wen u see d handle wear bulletproof.
[color=#000030]You mean she's a baboon?
Are you invariably trying to say that Liberian baboons have internet access? shocked shocked shocked
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RomanceRe: Have U Eva Met Som1 Dat Was Brn D Sam Day As U? Share Ur Experience by Killz1(m): 9:33pm On Apr 13, 2012
[quote author=to+by]Wow! Ma post is the first KILLZ eva contributed to since i've been on nairaland. Still waitin for more[/quote][color=#000030]Why won't it be the first to you? That's what you get when you access the internet once in a week from a cybercafe. . . wink[/color]
RomanceRe: Can You Tell If Your Toaster Is Married? by Killz1(m): 9:31pm On Apr 13, 2012
cowgurl: E.S.R.A.B.M.U.D
[color=#000030]I like it when you shut up and switch to abbreviations. . . grin grin[/color]
RomanceRe: Have U Eva Met Som1 Dat Was Brn D Sam Day As U? Share Ur Experience by Killz1(m): 7:20pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030]Yes and i met her on Nairaland. I'm yet to meet her off Nairaland though. . . cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: Can You Tell If Your Toaster Is Married? by Killz1(m): 7:07pm On Apr 13, 2012
cowgurl: He's wanting to have a relationship with you, can u tell if he's single or married? Cos it's not all married men dat wear their wedding bands/rings these days.
[color=#000030]Well, there's no harm in asking if he's married. . . And in asking these kind of questions, you need to be able to read body language i.e stammering fidgeting, speed at which he changes the topic, etc. . . wink[/color]
RomanceRe: Can You Tell If Your Toaster Is Married? by Killz1(m): 7:02pm On Apr 13, 2012
cowgurl: He's wanting to have a relationship with you, can u tell if he's single or married? Cos it's not all married men dat wear their wedding bands/rings these days.
[color=#000030]Who's toasting this cow? grin I thought cow's are supposed to be barbecued. . . cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: The Truth About Nigerians :P by Killz1(m):
[color=#000030]And how the hell exactly does this magnanimous bullshit qualify as the truth about Nigerians? huh [/color]
RomanceRe: Is It Right? by Killz1(m): 5:40pm On Apr 13, 2012
is it right as a man for a girl u are asking out to take u along with her to have nice time in the club, cinema or bar wit anoda man that is asking her out.
[color=#000030]Why are people so dumb? cry[/color]
RomanceRe: Help Me. by Killz1(m): 5:36pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030]Like seriously, What are these people smoking? huh[/color]
RomanceRe: A Close Friend Of Mine Is Wooing My Girl Friend by Killz1(m): 5:34pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030]Just take it as a test. . . If she fails it, know she wasn't worth your time anyway. I for one will never fight a fellow dude over a lady. If she's a nice girl, every other guy would want her, and if she falls for someone else, she did not commit a crime. Just up your game a bit, sit by and watch events unfold. Don't you ever confront her with this. . . EVER![/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Girls-how To Be COOL Like ONILA 101 :) by Killz1(m): 5:19pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030]On a very serious note. . . Onila, what are you smoking? Have you not heard that smokers are liable to die young? huh Must you smoke and start threads? huh[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: She's A Tricycle Driver For Reals! by Killz1(m): 2:53pm On Apr 13, 2012
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: She's A Tricycle Driver For Reals! by Killz1(m): 2:50pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030][s]Make my lappy crash and burn if no be slimyem be that. . .[/s] grin grin cheesy

I salute this lady whoever she is. . . smiley I hope those idiots will finally realize that they have been sh[i]i[/i]t talking about Nigerian girls. . . This is one girl who doesn't give a fcck about your money!
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RomanceRe: Every Young Man Should Read This by Killz1(m): 2:47pm On Apr 13, 2012
[color=#000030]The story is blah. . . But i know of "Magun"[/color]
RomanceRe: The Unlearnt Truth About Heartbreak! by Killz1(m): 2:47pm On Apr 13, 2012
cowgurl: Fixed. BTW, tenks 4 d offer, it kinda suits u beta so 'l pass #wink#
[color=#000030]You are still a cow though. . . cool[/color]
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Girls So Obsessed With Already Made Men And....? by Killz1(m): 2:22pm On Apr 13, 2012
ujchief: seriously, u need a brand new set of brains with fully installed thinking faculty, common sence and up to date i.Q!
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me On What To Do Now by Killz1(m): 11:45pm On Apr 12, 2012
Boyloaf: Йą wa ˚˚˚°ºH ! Well, as[b] FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ [/b]me, i will nt advice U̶̲̥̅̊ τ̅☺ wait FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ him ˚˚˚°ºH. He can travel & U̶̲̥̅̊ guys can always keep I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ [/b]touch, but be ready [b]τ̅☺ mingle, shud incase he starts misbhavin, all U̶̲̥̅̊ need τ̅☺ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ [/b]then [b]Ȋ̝̊̅§ SWITCH! ǰU̶̲̥̅̊§τ̲̅ like Will Smith without any yawa.
[color=#000030]Smh![/color]
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by Killz1(m): 11:29pm On Apr 12, 2012
bennyraz: Welcome. Don't make friends with killz, beware of idowugbo, stay away frm chimezie198. Ur stay wud be blissful if u follow my advice grin
huh huh
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by Killz1(m): 11:25pm On Apr 12, 2012
mikeansy: noted

she must be ur wife

hope say she go stay away from me too
[color=#000030]She's not my wife. . . Just giving you a heads up.[/color]
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by Killz1(m): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2012
mikeansy: folks pls show some love to Romance section latest convert

Loving the convo on this forum

I have been wasting on the politics section

it looks like Romance has more civility.
mikeansy: whats with all the english lesson anyway?

Anybody who consider themselves brilliant should go test their knowledge in the politics section or science and technology

there is no need to blow gramma in romance.

when someone is about to be love struck even if u cough they will understand

so why the gramma and semantics lessons?
[color=#000030]In less than 24 hrs, you contradict yourself? WTF is going on?

By the way, fcck politics and the politics section. . . Brilliant my left butt cheek! wink
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RomanceRe: If A Girl Misplaces Her Diary-wld U Give Her Back Or Invite Your Friends To Read by Killz1(m): 10:58pm On Apr 12, 2012
onila: if a girl misplaces her diary-wld u give her back or invite your friends to read the diary with u huh
[color=#000030]I'll give her back. . . After reading it. grin I may not necessarily involve anyone else, but i MUST read am. . .cheesy[/color]
RomanceRe: Show Me Some Love by Killz1(m): 10:58pm On Apr 12, 2012
[color=#000030]Welcome.
Stay away from Mrs Chima cheesy
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RomanceRe: The Type Of Man You Should Never Date by Killz1(m): 9:51pm On Apr 12, 2012
Drlove1989: As a lady, there are types of men you should never have anything to do with. No matter how despirate you may be, please, avoid such men. Here are some of characters such men posses. I will give a few run down of the type of a man you should never ever date;
a man who smokes: he is likely going to die sooner than expected.
A man who hates challenges; he is likely going to give up on you sooner than expected.
A man who loves blaming but hates to be blamed: he will call you a mistake some day.
A man who cannot control his sexual desire; he will cheat on you some day even with your sister.
A man who loves looking at other ladies; he is likely going to start admiring your mother someday.
The need more of this list? Dr love is here to help out and save you.
[color=#000030]Dr Love, you need to go back to school. . . You know sh[i]i[/i]t![/color]

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