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ARareGem:
I'm sorry, have we met?

[color=#000030]Aww it's getting worse! Means you forgot when we. . .


BTW, where's Mikuz? I'm missing his stories! [/color]

dani1luv:
^Just save it. . I wonder the pleasure you derive in been banned. .

[color=#000030]No one needs to know!

And what should i save? There is no "Reply" button in the PM inbox! So where exactly am i supposed to express my mind? [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Old news. . .[/color]

ARareGem:
Grabs that plate of suya, but completely ignores the tomatoes and onions.

[color=#000030]You hate tomatoes and onions? Ok! The bad breath! [/color]

[color=#000030]Mukina! Forget that threat! It's sheer HYPOCRISY if an off topic thread is created, and i cant vibrate freely! You don ban sexkillz, you wan ban this one too? Ok o! You are the super moderator, so ban on! NL doesnt foot my bills!

A Raregem, how's your amnesia? [/color]

[color=#000030]Some suya things! [/color]

[color=#000030]New seatbelt for women! [/color]

[quote author=life_style link=topic=862584.msg10121064#msg10121064 date=1328374413]why do you like saying bullshit all the time ? abi bull don poo for your head b4 ?[/quote][color=#000030]A bull pooed on your head, some tricked into your nasal cavity, some into your ear, some into your mouth! You were under the influence of bullshit, when you started the thread! I use bullshit when i see bullshit! I'm allergic to bullshit, so blame me not if i hate it and anything that has a direct connection with it! [/color]

*staring with eyes wide open and lips apart* omoooo na sexkillz be dat for dat profile Nawah oooo. I was thinkin he's kinda of a super-duper'ly HANDSOME 6EX-KILLER.

dot dot dot comma i take ma leave

[color=#000030]Sexkillz never told you or anyone for that matter that he was a Handsome sexkiller! Therefore, your comment is pointless!
For making a big deal out of a profile pic = -1000
For thinking sexkillz is a sexkiller = -1000
For voicing it out = -1000
For making a big fool outta yourself with this comment = -1000
For thinking sexkillz cares about what you think = -3000
                                                         Total   = -7000

Comment grade = F9![/color]

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And for guessing wrongly you are a FOOL! This is my NL life. . . And im living it the way i want! Live yours. . . Arrow![/color]

[color=#000030]What tha heck![/color]

[color=#000030]Jackpot said my words dont get to him, and his words also dont get to me. So where is the insult?[/color]

[color=#000030]This story is faker than Nicki Minaj's arse! [/color]

what in God's name is wrong with you? I see you got a new ID, meaning you probly got banned on the old one. Grow up or [size=16pt]get off NL.[/size] w@nker!

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[color=#000030]She too dey form! BTW she's not my type! [/color]

[color=#000030]SMH![/color]

[color=#000030]Who's interested?. . . make i use this wan dey kill time! [/color]

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Answers to a horrendously dumb thread?. . . I sent "answer" to go get me groundnut and sugar. . . I wan drink garri![/color]

[color=#000030]***Yawns*** [/color]

Idowuogbo, abeg e don do o! make una let am die dia.

[color=#000030]Wa! ma je kin gba gbe botul lori e o! [/color]

chukwuawka:
HI poster,i do like to know u more, if u say yes,let me know,

[color=#000030]Bro, you'll regret it! [/color]

[color=#000030]LMAO@ George bush crying! [/color]

Tosinville:
The day i'll quit NL finally is the day either Freecocoa, Goldieluks or Mrs.Chima(queeneve) upload their real pic here most especially goldieluks.

[color=#000030]Pls dont make NL crash! Thank you in advance![/color]

[color=#000030]Pls can this thread be locked? It's a waste! Having less than 10 very pretty girls on NL is so unfcckingacceptable!  


Hotie is fine! [/color]

[color=#000030]I know the legs have a curvaceous "bowish" tendency. . . but i'm yet to see a mosquito with bow legs! What do you think is the matter in her own case? Pls advise!   [/color]

odiaero:
[size=15pt]Her large head is shaped from neck to hair in a divergent way[/size]

[color=#000030]Pls, could you be more explicit? I dont understand the tangential, nor the parabolic trajectory you are trying to descend from! [/color]

odiaero:
LWKMD @ Bold, u mean say she get shiet yansh?  

[color=#000030]No! It can cause some rifts in the atmospheric condition of the internet. Some ladies go dey recieve error message if dem wan upload their own pisure![/color]

Idowuogbo:
Sarcasm @ its finest,talk tru and shame d Lucifer ojere ur analysis has bullshitology written all over.If u near me ehnnnnn

*Badosky does her martial arts scorpion postion*

Oya come face adoyuken na

[color=#000030]Jokes apart, Hotie fine! Serious! [/color]

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=862491.msg10118230#msg10118230 date=1328348215]@hotie tima. Must you include food in your post?? Just go straight to the point & tell us u've not eaten. Atleast we've got mamas here to breäst feed you.

@badosky, u see wetin ur fellow gurls de tel me? Jux because i got ur polaroid for you?? Ok o. Still smiling

.i'm missing goldieluks already [/quote][color=#000030]Hmm! Small pikin wey no dey hear word. . . Smh![/color]

odiaero:
Ok, Solve the Puzzle, the one with mosquito legs claim to resides in finland, and she has a very large head, i no call name o

[color=#000030]Laff haff set my yansh on fire!

That must B[/b]e [b]A [b]B[/b]alloon h[b]E[/b]ad from the way you just elongated the description! [/color]

Hotie Tima:
wat the hell is up with this threads about who is beautiful in the males and the female get over it

it' been going on since i came here on nairaland,     aren't u guys tired of this already,  don't u get tired of eating the same junk food over an over that's why they invinte, KFC, MACS, HUNGRY JACK AND SUBWAY so that u can try new things not stay on the same food.

but i can see all of u guy only feed on fufu so u really wouldn't know how something else teast like.

to the guys: u all say every female here is ugly let that be ur opinoin and shove it already if u can find any better then wat u have here then go somehere else and get them, ooo i forgot ur ugly ur self. so why are u boys runnign ur mouth like a little girl crying for candy that u ain't going to get u any.

to the girls: get over this issue with  the guys going on and on about whose hot and who isn't. coz 99% of u girls here don't have a profile pic here and u want to swear and fight saying how hot u look,  pleaseeeeeeeeee give us a break.

BOYS!!!! if u don't look like Calvin Klein models don't expect the girls to look like Victorians secret angels, i hate fugly guys going around calling other people ugly. and u all know ur selves, and don't even get me started on listing ur names here.

this is 2012 come up with something new pls

[color=#000030]Hotie tima too is fine. . .
Ehn, but all this your essay no tap o. . . Ok, fine, hot, sweet looking, "take me home to mama" hotie tima. Can you move a little pls? Your yansh is blocking our internet waves [/color]