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9? Ok! i don dey already plan as i go help you for next year valentine! [/color]

[color=#000030]This marriage dikwa seriously risky! Desperation is a bit[i]c[/i]h![/color]

[color=#000030]Correct nigga! But next time, stay away from 3 girls at once!


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Why do you think people should take offence when they are called unintelligent by a discombobulated clueless illiterate
thriving on the streets of ikeja? Like seriously??

[color=#000030]I believe you should be "intelligent" enough to answer that! [/color]

anonymus11:
first time u wld make sene but deep down it would be recorded in your mind that u were exposed for the fraud that you are. 50% percent have seen the truth, its now up to them to remain in darkness.            in real live your life does not account to anything, u were never a somebody. no life, no friends, no girlfriend, no education, no job.         u make to this platform to make all those hings available by selling your wretched souls to the devil but we the light would make sure your satanic worship ends with your atutu juliets.     with God n get saved u pathetic hynosist ur days r nubered n ur julient have reduced in nos. wicked soul dt sineth

[color=#000030]LMAO! I wonder if we have met offline! If you havent met me offline and you typed this, you FAILED! And you deserve to slap yourself. . . You earned it! Load of bullshit!! How do you think you can trap me into revealing my offline persona? What you see me display on here is all you gonna get baby!

I'm finding it hard to choose the more intelligent between you and Goatluks! [/color]

egbeman1:
@Killz,na correct idea b dat.But me no get money to do dat one self
@Royal boy,na so,u go geme dat ur skills abeg.
@hardbody,me no get office ooo!
The one that i thought will be going to work called me and said she will be taking dat day off cos she wnt to spend time wit me.Na to leave town be dat ooo!because me no want person wey go pour me acid for face ooo!

[color=#000030]Guy we still dey talk the same thing! As you no get money, tell them say you dey travel for one contract on the 9th( You fit even start to dey tell dem from tomorrow, dem go happy die ), say you go come back after 3 days! (did val is gonna be da bomb babe ) When you reach there my guy, break leg! Use another number call them, tell them say no network for where you dey![/color]

[color=#000030]Ok! if una tire for Killz matter. Una go wetin? Una go log out![/color]

Goldieluks:
Lol, i kinda agree with you on that. But i wouldn't say he is an
attention seeker,he's just a sad child who needs a hug from his mama and his boyfriend once in a while,
maybe that would help to fix his thinking faculty,because he always so miserable.

[color=#000030]Hmm! We need more "intelligent" analysts of your caliber, to grace Nairaland!. . . Ok. I'm NOT impressed! [/color]

[color=#000030]If after all these, and Killz doesnt change, you all what? You all FAILED! [/color]

Goldieluks:
Funny how he appears to be very happy when been insulted,and appears so ANGRY and BITTER whenever anyone
dares to open a thread. He throw abuses at them and expresses so much anger. I hope his personality disorder gets diagnose
on time to save him from all the trouble,of course i know how hard it is in the mental hospitals in Nigeria,some of them mentally ill
people are chained and beaten,apparently they got schizophrenia,OCD or a peronality disorder.

 [color=#000030]Intelligent![/color]  

[size=18pt]grab a koran or anything uve got.[/size] its the spiritual warfare btw tired members that have seen the light Vs the devil antichrist

[color=#000030]Please dont forget your english textbook, and remember to drag your english teacher along! [/color]

[color=#000030]Another Valentine wahala. . . Ok![/color]

Goldieluks:



And you are a number one bully. How can you condone something as bad as this? You keep applauding that idiiotic satanic [size=20pt]incarnet.[/size] Why?

[color=#000030]Lawd have mercy! It's[b] incarnate![/b]
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anonymus11:
for once i thot u see the light. its like he is taking u along to darkness. [size=17pt]i would sanctify u from that albino with horns. sidekicks or disciples? blood sucking vampire thinking draining my blood wld make me anorexia. this is surely the rise and fall of Idi-Amin Albino[/size]

[color=#000030]HILARITY!

Oh father lord, why did you decide to bless my ribs today? [/color]

DONkollione:
ADVICE TO MIKUZ:

I hope u know ASUU has called off the strike?  you are probably a fresher in any of those unis 4rm d way u re behaving, be here doing BOY O BOY work 4 ur OGA JACKPOT u'll just bcome a wasted material walking this hard life of NGR. U beta sit up and think of ur future. Abi is ya future offtopic bar? Pls speak up we need to know

abi is SUEN paying u 4 opening an offtopic bar? GUY wake up 4rm dis dogmatic slumber and think straight.

Come to think of it who will beg u to stop pasting all those low life under rated post? SORI let me inform u jackpot is done with life n u r just starting, Wen jungle mature that ya 2500 naira toms slippers will fail to cøoperate while scattering d whole streets of NGR  looking 4 a job.

Least i 4get u complain about pipo dat hv left jokes section. I laff at u bcus u talk lyk a KID. So dey should not think of a better future rather come here n banter words with dweebs? SMH!


If u fail to continue then u r just anoda coward. Am not insulting am just advicing as a fellow. THINK POSITIVE bro. I SEe u.

anonymus11:

chucky wizard of mars problem child of nairaland(na u call urself problematci) ur time is up. [size=20pt]the whole platform has seen the light, give up ur satanic rulership. [/size]calling a human being anorexia which is better than albino pigment

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA, gets up, falls into bottle, comes out, falls in pot of soup. . .


DIES! [/color]

anonymus11:
do u need to be an old member to know d anti-christ. dis discombull albino called me anorexia for nothing. u need three mins on this platform to know the darkness from light. [size=15pt]as light i have the authority of devil worshippers so i will cast it to where it belongs.[/size]

anonymus11:
dnt mind mr know it all. everyone has exposed his psychopathic ways, i expected a matured man to think and change but he continues to [size=15pt]destruct in his satanism.[/size] see the way he addressed his followers. even drucker doesnt address its members d way the lunatic those. an empty barrel he is

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA!!! [/color]

anonymus11:
antichrist, i dnt blame u. i blame dis platformfor using u to generate money with traffic. at least i went to sch. u drop out dt uses dictionary to entice the low esteem members here. only few stand against ur bullshitology n discombull. y cant u take out ur [size=15pt]pscycopath[/size] lifestyle to the real world. internet local champion albino.

[color=#000030]Take it easy. Dont get a heart attack. . . . It's psychopath! [/color]

[color=#000030]I'm prescribing Anti-Scarface! Two pills in the morning, repeat in the Night, before sleeping! [/color]

how [size=15pt]memebers[/size] of platform indulged ur arrogance show off n control dis far [size=15pt]witout[/size] putting u in d right part only makes u an antichrist n members heading to [size=15pt]distruction[/size]. imagine all these bragging like an idol [size=15pt]worshipped[/size] here.

[color=#000030]It's Members, without, destruction, worshiped!

Sue your English teacher. . . Fast! [/color]

jackpot:
Is this a Manlover discussion zone?

We need ladies!

SMH

[color=#000030]The ladies are scared of your face! If you promise not to bite. . . [/color]

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Awwwwwwwwww! Brotherly Love in the Showing [/color]

[color=#000030]Nna kedu?. . .[/color]

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=862137.msg10112065#msg10112065 date=1328271699]
Hey Dr Killz. . .LOL ya user sounds like a poison. You'd be needed. [/quote][color=#000030]Ok sir! The best solution will definitely be NOT to ban him (he's expecting that), NOT to delete his commens(he's also expecting that) Let him run around naked in the room first, and let him entertain! I;m personally enjoying the show! When he's tired, he'll stop! but if you ban him or delete his comments. . . He wins!  [/color]

cynthiafred67:
Hahahahahah this thread is really hilarious can't stop laughing.

[color=#000030]You are not there. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Dr Killz don show! Mikuz don Mad finish. . . I swearilize [/color]

iimarnuel:
"Hello girls If you need a guy to take you out like have sure one time experience on this valentine
day just [size=13pt]reply this post with your full name,address,picture,
email,phone number and a little message about yourself"[/size]
hmmm, dis guys are really spending it

[color=#000030]Odikwa seriously risky. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Congrats! You are going to be a father! Your carelessness and negligence + a little dumbness is finally paying off! You needed help when you were ohhing and aahing?
She called you and told you she was pregnant, and you did not bother to have her conduct a test. -300
You dont trust her, but you trust the sex with her. - 400
She has refused to abort, therefore your are completely fccked in all ramifications! I hope you will be smart enough to conduct a paternity test when she gives birth. If it checks out, and it's yours, +1000!
You aint too young to be a father, are you? 25 aint young! You are matured enough to know the consequences of indiscriminate sex! Start saving up! Enjoy! [/color]

Ijogz K:
Now this is both true and hilarious X_X An advice from a friend: Valentine's day is a problem day!! Because I don't understand how a set of people (you know yourselves) would want to exchange boxers and singlets for perfumes, watches, jewelry, phones and more recently "hair" (the topic of giving hair as a gift is for another day because you were not born bald) Scientifically a woman can't be,  bald, so why buy hair? It's completely overwhelming!!! Don't you know what trade by barter is? Is it fair to trade boxers for Galaxy Tab on valentine's day? Or exchange singlet for Bold 5? How can u give belt and be expecting iPad2?!! Ladies! Enough is Enough! #boys are not smiling. Try and impress him this year. If you know you are buying singlets, boxers etc just tell him to buy you bra and pant (plain cotton not Victoria anything) that's fair enough please. Let's raise d bar this year.

[color=#000030]Dies on Arrival! [/color]


Valentine's day is a problem day!! [color=#000030]= +2000[/color]

I don't understand how a set of people (you know yourselves) would want to exchange boxers and singlets for perfumes watches, jewelry, phones and more recently "hair" (the topic of giving hair as a gift is for another day because you were not born bald) [color=#000030]=  +500[/color]

Scientifically a woman can't be,  bald, so why buy hair? It's completely overwhelming!!! [color=#000030]=  +500[/color]

Is it fair to trade boxers for Galaxy Tab on valentine's day?   [color=#000030]=  +1000[/color]

Or exchange singlet for Bold 5?    [color=#000030]=  +1000[/color]

How can u give belt and be expecting iPad2?!! [color=#000030]= +1000[/color]

If you know you are buying singlets, boxers etc just tell him to buy you bra and pant (plain cotton not Victoria anything) [color=#000030]= + 4000 [/color]


[color=#000030]Total Scores = + 10,000

Grades = A++[/color]

[color=#000030]Smh![/color]