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joudini:
If you group nairaland with other fora you have visited, l laugh in anang.

Here is a forum where mature members and am sure we have grannies here curse ur parents and unborn generation. [size=15pt]Not minding if you made a decision to go sterile.
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And the cabal thingy you were warned about, the total members might read 850k plus but [size=15pt]this cabal might have rendered 150k accounts dormant.[/size]

Be prepared to learn new words, they might come in handy. And be careful what you ask for, trolling here is a perfected art.

[color=#000030]Bullshit![/color]

[color=#000030]Ok![/color]

[quote author=D-vessel link=topic=863443.msg10130021#msg10130021 date=1328478438]A POEM FOR MY HANDLE IDOWUOGBO
There are handles made of various material
Stainless handles,plastic handles,golden handles and of course wooden handles,
My quest for traditional heritage made me choose idowuogbo,
Handle made from proverbial iroko tree,iroko oluwere ogbotangiri,just like d name idowuogbo,
A luk at her profile pix, reminds me of d cleopatras a queen wit an amazing beauty.
The threshold sound of her smile sounds more of a china phone.a good caller tunezz for my fone.
Omalicha baby,[/quote][color=#000030]This is complicatedly serious![/color]

[color=#000030]It's just not possible! The only time a girl's feelings wont be hurt is if she is the one doing the break up![/color]

nascentprof:
[/color][color=#000099]i hav a gf n we hav bin 2geda 4 about 3yrs. I luv her n she does luv me. D only tin is dat she only visits me wen i cal her 2 com n most tyms she xcus herself dat she has sth 2 atend 2 n i wil neva hear 4rm her until i decide 2 cal or go visit her. Anoda tin dat can mak her visit me is wen she wants 2 ask me sth or xcurted sb 2 my hauz. But i do knw 4 sure dat she luvs me. About a yr ago she came wit a frend of hers dat nided my help n she introduced her 2 me. Her frend n i became cloz n my parent n siblings came 2 knew her more(my gf's frend), unlik my gf. She(my gf's frend) helped me 2 do chores, spent tym wit me n even slept wit me somtyms til mornin, unlik my gf. 1 day(about last mth), we finally got involved, unlik my gf. She travelled 2 skul, n my gf too(but dey wil soon com bak). She cals n send me txt always, unlik my gf. But i nw fil guilty inside of me 4 cheatin on my gf wit her own gf. Dnt knw wat 2 do pls help fellow NLers.
Hw wil  i stop dis?
Should i tel my gf?
Wat if she knws?

[color=#000030]Chairman, there is no excuse for infidelity. You are not married to her, so if you had felt you could not continue with the relationship, you should have ended it rather than cheating! All that blabbing up there was really unnecessary! If you no longer like your girlfriend, dont bother telling her nada! End the relationship and move on with your life! Why complicating an already complicated issue? From your story, i really dont think you want anything to do with you gf! So be a man and take a much needed decision!
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[color=#000030]Smh! At this time of the night on a sunday, you all are worried about how i spent my day? Jesus Christ! So if i give a detailed description of how i spent my day, how does it benefit anyone? Smh![/color]

Aussie:
To make the first move in bed. I am married and since marriage 4 years ago, my wife has never requested for it. I am the one making the move and asking and in most cases she gives reluctantly. Why why why?

Aussie:
Thanks, bekay. I have done that but no meaningful results and i don't waant to indulge in infidelity cos there are enough gurls outside but don't want to tarnish my image. It has gotten to a stage that i apply lubricant while she is fast asleep for me to penetrate and do minutes. This is real life story and can't even discuss it with friends.

[color=#000030]Sorry, but is that "really" a problem? Making the first move? She is not denying you now, is she? Is her not requesting it enough for you to indulge in infidelity? Do you not care about your health and reputation, before the thought of cheating on your wife comes to mind? The crux of this matter is that NO ONE knows your wife better than you do. if you cant talk to your wife and tell her what you want, who will? Dont ever discuss this with friends, because it will only be made obvious that you, as a husband dont know how to bring out the best from your wife! Dude, seriously? 4 years? How about teaching her? Is she reluctant to learn? Are you shy of discussing with your wife? Sex is supposed to be mutual. If you both cannot understand what you want, even in the confines of your own bedroom, and on your matrimonial bed, then i'm sorry. . . No matter the advice you get here, you will still NEED to TALK to your wife about this! Indulging in infidelity should not even be discussed. . . it's not an option!
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[color=#000030]What? [/color]

1stKlass:
, Arse or not  ,  it is still First Klass and for that I can only be happy.  

Bring ittttttttttttttttt,  you must really think virtual threats are really scary,  tell me what are you going to do ,  TYPE in Caps  I am shivering with undiluted fear as I type this.

Listen, you person of insignificant substance,  my laughter muscles need a good work out, I beg,  give it your best shot!!! Leave nothing out.  ,  

[color=#000030]I thought you earlier ignored! I only proved you cant "really" ignore. Welcome to Nairaland!  [/color]

[color=#000030]I'll be completely confounded if this OP is not Pweety4me!. . .[/color]

this is just off the limit with u guys and ur bullsh!t

this pics are just nasty and

[size=17pt]when the moderators really need to do they job they don't.

but when they are not needed at all they want to bring they bullsh!t to people.
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y is all this droppings still going on by now.

[color=#000030]Once![/color]

[color=#000030]But the lady in the pic said "i do". [/color]

oparah chi:
@kill, shes abt to be baptised dats y dis issue came up
her mom is JEHOVAH'S witness her dad is baptist
her parents have known me 4 abt 4yrs
yes she suggested a bible study 4 me and was hoping i said yes, but wen i acted not interested dats wen she made up her mind
so dats it.
and we r quite young.

[color=#000030]First of all, if she is NOT baptized, you CANT call her a witness. NO witness would date a NON witness for 6 years! It's not tenable!
What book did she show you for the study, and how old is she?[/color]

[color=#000030]"Interestingnalization!" I still have no problems with anyone. Immediately i log out of NL everyday, i forget online shizzles! Maybe some of you should try it! Stop taking life too serious! But as for a fight from killz on this thread, check in 10 years. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Op, i'll be going offline by midnight. Answer the questions first! After 6 years of a relationship with a witness, you should have these details. I know when you lie about the answers! I'll be back for more tomorrow.[/color]

bandiejay:
^^ your sexkill ID has it been sentenced to death or what?

[color=#000030]The mods are holding it for me! It was almost kidnapped by the boko haramists of the romance section![/color]