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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=862491.msg10133353#msg10133353 date=1328529462]I like the girl's outfit.  Unique style nevertheless.[/quote][color=#000030]Overly unique!. . . [/color]

sleekch1c:
^^uhmmm, if U̶̲̥̅̊ re sexkillz then ​​Ɣêåh!

[color=#000030]Yeah sweets. . . It's me! [/color]

[color=#000030]Somersaults off the 3rd mainland bridge and DIES laffing!! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=863443.msg10133381#msg10133381 date=1328529656]Spits.   [/quote][color=#000030]Bite me! [/color]

sleekch1c:
^^^ So U̶̲̥̅̊ cld get her some 99p cupcake from tesco?#broke Bottom#lol

[color=#000030]Will you be my val? [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=863443.msg10133333#msg10133333 date=1328529274]You guys are still online begging for toto and condo? [/quote]

ucheike:
Nairaland meetup gone horribly wrong, who be dis oo?

[color=#000030]That's High Thief & Goldieluks. . .[/color]

ucheike:
Nothing sweetheart, God made you that way, [size=16pt]but don't call yourself beautiful and sexy because you are far from it[/size]

[color=#000030]Jesus Wept! [/color]

[quote author=D-vessel link=topic=863443.msg10133238#msg10133238 date=1328528480]idowuogbo i was not yabing you but drilling u to see if u are are a weakling,u av proved tome you can endure,adapt,tanks for being there for me, tell me the network you are using let me wire credit to your fone, i mean credit in the class of booster card,infacr type your number to agordglobal@yahoo.com,because there some wolves online,who can hold down ur credit like prince of persia did to daniel[/quote][color=#000030]This is dikwaciously risky is a serious way![/color]

ucheike:
Freecocoa is a good girl, with good intentions, [size=17pt]but she is far from beautiful and sexy[/size]

[color=#000030]Laff haff set my yansh on fire! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
So you can tire? Last post @ 7:48, this is 12:36 wetin you dey do since? You for don dey reach page 25! Abeg continue, i'm enjoying your show of immaturity! [/color]

[color=#000030]This is what happens when supposedly matured men allow their dccks to control their thoughts and emotions! You have a girlfriend and you still slept with someone else, and now you are feeling bad? Why? Why feeling bad? Did you not know? Shouldnt you have known better? 30 mins of enjoyment is giving you monumental mental punishment! So, was the fling worth it? Tell your friend to forgive himself first. . . For listening to his dcck, instead of listening to his brain! He is not under obligation to tell his gf, because they are not married. If he is contemplating marrying her, then he should tell her. Else, he'll just quintuplicate his mental agony. Let him also call the lady he was involved with, and apologize to her for loosing his guard! There is nothing anyone can do for him. . . He is only receiving the consequences of his actions! His conscience is punishing him! Everything to be done is centered around him! The deed has been done! Let your conscience forgive you and then move on![/color]

[quote author=@richy link=topic=863443.msg10132907#msg10132907 date=1328525061]sexkills~ noni[/quote]

[color=#000030]LMAO@ she will request for it! Request fire!. . . This is for a man that said "It has gotten to a stage that i apply lubricant[/color] [color=#000030][size=18pt]while she is fast asleep[/size][/color] [color=#000030]for me to penetrate?" This guy has NO self control. His self control is in the -ve! If he forces himself on a sleeping woman, how the hell will he put reverse psychology into use? I laff in finnish! [/color]

nascentprof:
i stil luv my gf n i dnt want solutn dat wil only corect dis mistake but wat wil i do dat it does'nt hapen again.

[color=#000030]Stop bleeping your gf's friend, stop inviting her to your house, stop calling her, stop texting her, stop all manner of communication with her. Dont tell your gf about it, but Talk to your girlfriend about the things you want her to improve on. Things like visiting you, calling you always and texting you always. Now, when you've had the discussion with her, dont always expect her to be perfect. Learn to trust and respect her. If you love her like you claim, you should show more understanding! If you cannot accept her for who she is, then end the relationship and stop punishing yourself thinking when you'll be caught! If you are old enough to sleep with your gf's friend, you should be old enough to deal with the resulting consequences. There's always a consequence for every action. . . Good or bad! Decide wisely![/color]

La Parisienne:
I hope you'll keep to your promise

[color=#000030]I hope so too. . .[/color]

@Killz
Please edit your last comment, don't spoil this beautiful thread. I wont forgive you if this thread get's derailed because of that single comment. I'm serious  

[color=#000030]No baby! I wont edit the truth! Dont worry, it wont get derailed! That's a romanticized promise to you! [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=863443.msg10132044#msg10132044 date=1328516060]Na Goldie fit you or maybe Babe![/quote][color=#000030]Goldie ke? That hallucinating old hag? or BABE! the anorexic toothpick "fashionista" wannabe? Bro, i'll pass!  They are not my type! [/color]

[color=#000030]Sleekchic! [/color]

no1madman:
Dis 1 no concern me coz i cherish chubby women. . . .

[color=#000030]Chubby doesnt mean fat! Am i missing something? [/color]

[color=#000030]Political Bullshit! [/color]

ijele:
[b]read what i said well tonisafe22,don't just get wrong,ofcourse she'll get all my love cause she is simply alovely angel.
compare her with typical Nigerian girl. remember i told u this is going to be my best val.
[size=14pt]pls exchange £46 to naira at de rate of £1 to 230 =N10,580. i just came newly here[[/size]/b]

[color=#000030]In the good old days. . .[/color]

Sometimes you lie to people to protect them from the truth!

[color=#000030]. . .A.k.a True Lies! +100 [/color]

REALITY101:
Unfortunately a lot homies are here to grab some puzssy. F.I go to meet up section there u will see lots of pings and cellphone #'s. Boring life is a biach. [size=15pt]1 of 10 of em chicks here are scaring looking as hell especially 24/7 online NL hawkers. [/size]

[color=#000030]Co signed, stamped and sealed!
Especially also, those with funky fruity usernames[/color]

[color=#000030]Sp[i]e[/i]rm count

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sp[i]e[/i]rm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." 


The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!" [/color]