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claremont:
Now that we are back to the crux of the matter, the girl in this profile make sense die! Where in the hell has she been hiding?! What a cute damsel!

[color=#000030]Man wey like better thing! Correct man! O boy, i no know where she dey since o, na im some ugly girls dey perambulate for hia dey give us zobo and their mumu username say make we chop!

That girl is   [/color]

[color=#000030]This is the most romantic topic today! +100[/color]

odiaero:


Sexy legs, between a lot of girls on nairaland have yam legs, no need to mention their names, only one i have seen that have mosquito leg and a very large head, calling her head big is understatment

[color=#000030]Mention names na! let's see if some forming here will stop! [/color]

pedestal82:
A causin once said there is a level of hw Rich a Nigerian can Get, and one wife will not be enough. Is it true? And come to think of it maybe that's why, western celebrities are always Divorcing, because they not practicing this Nigerian principle.

[color=#000030]Your cousin is ignorant & obscurant! = +500
You are even more ignorant to believe his codswallop = +500
For thinking celebrities are divorcing for not practicing your cousin's idiotic conjecture = -3000
You are incontrovertibly dumb, and have no mind of your own = -5000
Thread is a waste of bandwidth = -10000[/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
But she still fine. . . Some people wey dey make noise here, even if dey edit, your lappy go still crash. . . And na the edit go cause am! [/color]

[color=#000030]I've seen some really pretty girls on NL. . . Forget my earlier Jokes! The pretty ones dont comment much, and they dont have "fruity" usernames like Goldenlooks, Fine BABE, sexy blah blah blah! #Confirm.

Guys, make una no worry jare. . .

Ok. This one fine [/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=804582

[color=#000030]Which kain leg you get first? [/color]

[color=#000030]Madness in 3D High definition![/color]

[color=#000030]Big deal. . . NEXT! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Bad pikin! You like quarrel pass fight! [/color]

[color=#000030]HILARITY!

No. 5[/color]

[color=#000030]How old are you? You sound so pitiably lopsided & discombobulated! Is it safe? WTF!
What's the distance between Enugu and Imo state? And why is it so hard for you to go to Mbaise and make your research, or better still send someone more "matured" to go?

Is it safe for a lady from Mbaise to marry a dumb guy from Enugu? [/color]

[color=#000030]How do i compartmentalize this bullshit? [/color]

[color=#000030]Why what? Why you are dumb enough to waste bandwidth ? [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Falls into Juliet's pot of soup! [/color]

;d ;d ;d

anonymus11:
time never reach for ur meeting. dis ogboni likes to play alot no wonder u look poverty striken in ur pix.                   u beta hurry b4 u miss the last human bone left.   [size=13pt]u have been online since mornin [/size]no real life play mate until the meetin time

[color=#000030]How would you know that if you weren't online since morning as well? Hypocritical fool! My attention span for you just ended! Talk to you next in 10 years time! Anorexic Bastard! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=862491.msg10116160#msg10116160 date=1328305827]Come here Killz. [/quote]

[color=#000030]^^Fcck You! Anorexic wimp! [/color]

DONkollione:
Guy MIKUZ i hope u know nairaland doesnt give cover 4 HEALTH INSURANCE? MK E no be bcus of nairaland jokes section OFFTOPIC BAR to be precise u get "HIGH BLOOD" . Abeg u r still a SMALL BOY!

Why u come dey CRY dey gv us in d name of explaining ur biography on nairaland. Who wants to know? Life goes on and it doesnt wait 4 no MIKUZ #GET dat into ur KOKONUT!

If u continue CRYING lyk dis i myt solicite on ur behalf 4 d establishment of KIDS SECTION here on nl. Sheybe it will b a nyc idea?

*clears throat*

CRYING 4 unrealistic things lyk this myt just end u up HANGING urself one HOT AFTERNOON bcus nobody cares. #i know ur not wise a word is not enuf

Jåckpot go cause confusion gv en BOY O BOY (house boy) to solve. Smh.

Oya wipe ur tears n stop expecting 2 much! Okay?


# i speak my mind, no tym to edit

How Did Your Day Go?

[color=#000030]A thread was LOCKED! [/color]
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-861459.0.html

I heard Goldiluk has fish lips

[color=#000030]What an insult to fishes! Fishes are beautiful, the bit[i]c[/i]h is NOT! [/color]

anonymus11:
an attempt to run as usual.u don dey fear the light but its 9pm dis is when ur wings suppose dey develop for take off into meetin

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA!!! [/color]

Goldieluks:
bUahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! see his 250 naira sun glasses!

[color=#000030]Actually, it's 70 Naira! Ode! [/color]

[color=#000030]Ok! Stick to topic! [/color]

xynerise:
pathetic sycophant. . U better tell her ur mind. Ode

[color=#000030]Bro. if you hear say i toast this ugly thing, you no go slap me? Talk true o [/color]

Goldieluks:
Nice try,i know your want to see my pic by all means,but your not amongst the privileged am afraid!
Keep teasing kiddo!!!
~~~clicks ignore~~~ Your boring me. ~yawn~

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[color=#000030]Shut up jare! You don run! See your pic by all means? Thunder fire your left yansh for that statement! The ones you call privileged are actually suffering! You know how many times their lappy don crash? Golden Idi[i]o[/i]t [/color]

Ammyng:
Wow I been think say na only on yahoo online battle dey happen lol. Is this how it goes on here?

[color=#000030]Welcome my sister! Na here we dey o! Yahoo ke? Na wa o! [/color]

Goldieluks:
You do multi-task with your fingers,huh? Dumb goat!!! keep wanking away with my post weirdo.

[color=#000030]You are so st[i]u[/i]pid you cant read what you post! You dey with my pic dey service. . . You come say i dey W[i]a[/i]nk your post? Ok! Now Pause!. . . Slap yourself. . . continue. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Ok! Stick to topic! [/color]

xynerise:
Ewww! We got a lot of ugly betties in NL . I have seen a lot of them

[color=#000030]Bro. If you see goldieluks, you'll apologize to those girls you called ugly betties. . . I swearigawd! [/color]

Goldieluks:
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa  someone's is hurting and smiling,hahahahaha!!!!

[color=#000030]LMAO! Why wont you hurt and smile? No be service you dey do? I wonder which hand you dey use type sef! Foolish girl! [/color]

Goldieluks:
Oh dear! Here he comes again CLUELESSLY STUPI.D as usual. ok ok you fine,happy now??

NOW GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[color=#000030]Ode! You've said GET LOST how many times? Even if i do, you are still with my pic, servicing!

Errm, i heard the best kini to use is "gala" [/color]