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[color=#000030]Hehe. You meant the other way round right? [/color]

i love booqee oh,she dey live in this hood with me


na ijebu ode girl



but i dey afraid

cos den too get charm

[color=#000030]Dem too get charm? Charm no dey work on Dr Killz and his patients. Booqee, appearance here sharperly![/color]

Dr. Killz, my love for here get 2 oda boifrenz could be more. I just don tire, wetin I fit do.

[color=#000030]Call her out for questioning! [/color]

@james

U won't want to try nonsense wud ya?

[color=#000030]Pls you can always borrow my Machete if he tries bullshitology. . . I call it cutty. It cuts anything cut-able! [/color]

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Young delectable lady! Your hand is being sought after by bunmioguns! What do you say to his proposal? Or would you rather prefer all your suitors to be present before you make a choice? [/color]

[color=#000030]This is for any Intruder to my La Pear's happiness! [/color]

[color=#000030]It's called Gynophobia![/color]

La Parisienne:
My man can take care of himself, there' s no need for me to say much here. But if you must know, MarcAnthon is the choosen one. He is the best man, and he won the epic battle.

My Papi has class, there's no need for him to flaunt pictures of fugly clothes and shoes. He won my attention in a sophisticated way, like a true gentleman.

Bruv, you better start warming up to your in-law

[color=#000030]Ok! Ok! I don confirm am! i go face mayflowa now. Make i go sharpen my cutlass. . . He must not come near you again!
Mayflowa.
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La Parisienne:
Someone is jealous. How him take be aka gum? Didn't you see the list of things he planned for us? Has a man ever written a classy poem for you? Go back a few pages and see what my Papi wrote for me . Please go and get your own handle before it's too late. Lol

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA! [/color]

[color=#000030]The federal ministry of health warns that egbo smokers are liable to brain dysfunction, paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, partial discombobulation & sophisticated obfuscation, which invariably, consistently & systematically, leads to death! Dont open threads after smoking! If you must smoke, dont open a thread, if you must open a thread, dont smoke!
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annawhite:
sexkill no mind am
Na aka gum him be!!!

Keep pasting and la pear will kick your  peom azs to d curb!

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Wicked. Errm, MarcAnthon you see wetin i dey talk? Do you wanna spend your val's day sitting on a curb? chei! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^Chairman relax there!
Since how many days now, na so so song and menu you dey paste. This guy don go buy things full ground! Wait o, na music video my sister go chop? Na CD album you wan give am as gift? [/color]

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Na so! Keep it up! [/color]

MarcAnthon:
Sexkillz abeg stop that rough play jere. This epic battle has been won and lost already 

[color=#000030]O boy, na you talk this thing? Wait make i laff first!

You think say La Pear my sister no like better thing? See it's still 7 days to go o! Mayflowa can come up with some thing she no go resist o! You better maintain your game! Mayflowa is on a mission without permission! [/color]

[color=#000030]Smh! You are proud of your cheating escapades, and it's something to "ha ha ha" about? You believe you fooled your boyfriend but you only fooled yourself! Dumb reasoning! Dumb thread! Dumb! Dumber!! Dumbest!!!

Foolish girls![/color]

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We no dey do charm for hia o! Just wait make Araregem appear for here. i don drop offline give am. But shey you know say everyone has the right to contest with you sha? In that situation, na who talk pass go carry am go. I hope say you are fully mouthed! [/color]

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You see. You have to divorce her and replace her with a lady from this section! Else. . .

Oya who is your sweerat on here?. . . Do shaperly before sutoboy come snatch it o! [/color]

[color=#000030]What are the symptoms? You don dey chop grass? [/color]

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Come, make una chill first na. Is your wife on this section? Any where she dey make i go summon am here fastly with immediate alacrity!

LMAO @ Donkollione and his goat! [/color]

[color=#000030]Mayflowa and MarcAnthon, una don mad finish i swear. . .

This is getting dikwaciously risky in a serious rambunctious way!

Make una fire down, may the best man win!

La pear for your mind o! [/color]

[color=#000030]You want to be her goat for real? [/color]

[color=#000030]Dr Killz is here! Who is that guy/lady you have been eyeing for the Valentine in this section? Submit his/her name and i'll make her yours! I'm a doctor of many things! I cure, i cast, i bind! Abeg, atutuboyoyos and atutujuliets, come let me help you toast that special person!

Come, this is not a Joke, so if you enter here looking for Joke, i go face palm you sharp sharp! 
Oya, the lovers of Joke section! 


Errm, Doctor Killz is also single and ready to Mingle! You know warra mean? [/color]

[color=#000030]The Lamp II

A guy finds a magic lamp and rubs it. The genie pops out and says "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thinks and thinks and finally gives his answer:

"I want to be hard all the time and get all the as[i]s[/i] I want." "Okay, if you say so," the genie replied. And POOF! he turned him into a toilet seat. [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=864201.msg10138012#msg10138012 date=1328567789]The thread has nothing to do with my personal life. You can answer the question above or you can find a piece of my WHOLE arse to kiss. Which one you prefer?[/quote]