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themonk:
I am O+ and AA. Some truth has to be found in this cause I am super good in bed.

That's not for you to say.

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Theobqnkz:
Hey! Guys can you date a girl like dis?(pics)below!

Sure. No be human being go date am? And she's so creative, see as she tear skirt change am to mini jacket

kestolove95:
Size no matter. .na tactics nd styles sure pass

Madam, we need your honesty

richdaddy75:
This is coming to you raw, live and direct. A great prophet of God made a startling declaration yesterday concerning what to befall Nigerian in a couple of months.

According to him "I saw a pastor ruling for few months and a Uniform Personnel takes over..."

We need prayer right now

Uniform Personnel fit be customs or red Cross sef

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Mayfrank:
thanks bro.. didn't know about fonts o. Where can I learn more about fonts?

you can start here bro.

http://graphicdesign.spokanefalls.edu/tutorials/process/type_basics/

great works, I love the last one aswell, the first is cool except your choice of font. you used a script - cursive font for an ad, they are hard to read especially if in paragraphs, since the reader gets tired.
ads convey very important info that shouldn't make the reader tired, works must be clear in a glance since the ready might only see it once.
the font can be used for wedding invites etc
#my opinion tho

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victoronyekwelu:
2D logos dont move people anymore upgrade to 3D but its cool anyway

I beg to disagree, nothing could be farther from the truth

Eglobalma:
i dont think being handsome has any benefit whatsoever except u like unnecessary attention. girls gain monetary and gift value from their looks as well as numerous favours. for guys everyone will say u look good but mbok nairaland abeg aside compliments what do guys gain from being handsome

being a very handsome guy, not much. only thing i can count is average fine girls go dey mumu in your presence. they do anything you say and if you date them dem no go gree leave tho they always suspect you of cheating. which is bad if you just wanna do causual issh.I had to lie to one I had been cheating she still no gree.
very disadvantageous something

Takeit2017:
pls pls click my link I beg you, I never chop abeg na

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sorry bro

Ebuka2016:
so i should rape dem na

baba, I no talk that one o, this in naija we have almost zero girls that would make a first move or show zero resistance. they are some how wired that if they appear to resist small it improves their self worth and makes them not feel cheap even they they are dying for it.

what am saying is, if guys took no for an answer everytime a girl told them so, there would be nobody in Nigeria.

me what I do from the start is expect a little resistance, when a girl tells me know or stop. I'd be like "c'mon" looking at her sexually and playfully. I'd start tickling her and go back to what I was doing before. the key is in the eyes bro. she would keep saying no or stop but she's not pulling you away or pulling away her self. them no turns to moans and you know the rest.

if you do this and she is firm about her no then stay away, its not by force na, pls no rape bro. kilojo don't support that!

Ebuka2016:
thanks bro

OP ignore every other comment including this one, the first comment is the truth

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datchick:
I met this guy, he is married and we have been friends for a while and he wants us to have sex. I pretty much like him but have been scared to yielding to his demand for sex. Recently i decided to give it a try and attempt to have sexx with him. When the time to get down came, he wanted to go in without protection and i stopped him. He was then asking why and i told him i cant have unprotected sex cause its unhealthy and he tried convincing me and saying so many things like i am safe with him and he would never try to hurt me. I however did not give in, then i told him that he does not know my status and neither do i know his........ so we parted ways and he is saying he is angry at me......
Guys isnt it strange for a man to want unprotected sex with a young girl who is not his wife and even go to the length of begging for it
Me i am thinking spiritual here oooooo
Abi what do you guys think

my inner soul is telling me this is a lie. but iv seen girls do some wonderful things and have no shame for it, maybe you are one of those so I'd still advice you.

there is nothing wrong there, shebi he told you he is safe, and wouldn't hurt you. trust is all that's needed in a relationship.
nonsense na your type dem dey find body for underbrigde. idiot you wan give married man a try.

drkhenny:
Later in the night i called her and i noticed she was sneaking out of her room to pick my call so i challenged her that why was she sneaking out and how come she was online in the afternoon. She knew there was no way she could have lied again and then she revealed to me that she went to stay with one of her male friend serving in edo state cos she was bored.

bro's abeg how u take notice am dey sneak out? your jazz dey incomplete, you suppose also notice as them they kpansh am left and right.

PalmchatApp:
My step daughter is 10yrs old . She started getting public hair just before turning 7 and her breasts are beginning to develop.

She started masturbating when she was 6. At first, it was in her bed and she would stop when someone comes to the room. This is also when she started getting attached to me as well. A few times, she would masturbate under the blanket as she was laying on the couch watching tv next to me.

I thought this was a phase that she would outgrow but the masturbating act has gotten more frequent and she would not stop when i came in the room at night.

This issue got worse when she started sitting on my lap. She became very sexually suggestive and would press into me but if anyone else was around, she would not do it. Last month, she started climbing into the bed in the mornings. She pulls my hands to her breast and will snuggle into my arm with hand between her legs. She will get on top of me and position her female core against my joystick, she even had orgasm that way.

When i told my wife, she said i'm only spoiling her name because she is not my daughter. I have tried talking to her and leaving when she starts the behavior but if we are alone, she will follow me and even climb in the shower with me.

The problem is that my body responds to her when she was on top of me and i got an erection. I'm so ashamed . This has happened like twice now. I am totally perplexed. She is sneaky. How do i stop this act? should i send her away to boarding school?

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April fool's prank gone wrong or right?

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johnaruson:
I went out with a friend and his colleagues, after the good time, he told me in private why the work mates where happy for him not knowing that he is trapped between his long awaiting promotions and April fool's prank he made:
My friend said he proposed to a girl in the office with April fool in the back of his mind but the girl was so excited and screemed, every body including their MD came out, she pointed at the ring and kissed him, as she was telling them that he just proposed to her, before he could say a word the MD declared a free lunch for all. My friend wasn't himself as the food delivery guys arrived sharing the food and drinks from gate, in the middle of the lunch their MD said " That means your allowance should be increased." He became more speechless because that was a statement he said their MD usually use for promotions. At this point he didn't know how to confess that it was April Fool joke.
The major problem he has is his 2-year old relationship with another woman, now he's asking if April fool prank has expiry date? Or should he let the cat out the next working day?

but why this lie at this time? are you a liability?