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Letlovelead213:
Please what’s wrong with Redmi 9s with version 12.5.5 my Whatsapp business crashes every time does it happen to anyone here

did you install the WhatsApp from another source apart from playstore

Why reasons do you have of this proclaim

Zonefree:
At 17, one should be at the tutelage of their parents.

she's talking typically because of the way she/he is brought up

This is nonsense ohh,manipulating someone's privacy illegally,how did she fall to the prey of the scammer

I need a fuel station even if not more than one i beg you oh Almighty God

sonature1:
I had a good laugh after reading that post.

That woman is very funny.

Escobar should give her a car at once, please!

am only in agape if her legs would even touch the throttle

siofra:
Your gender is useless, trash, scum, disgusting and you know it.

Poor girl!

its okay mrs oestrogen

Allisgud:
I bumped into this girl in church,so we became friends along the the line,we exchange Whatsapp numbers,so I decided to pour out my mind to her while chatting,I mean wuing her,I told her if she could be my girlfriend,she said just like that,I told her I like her what else,all she said is I should give her time to think about
Nairaland should I be worried 🤔or hopeful🤗,abi make I fashi her🥱

if she loves you the way you do,she would accept right away,even if atall she later accepted your request,she will just hold on to you till she finds her own perfect desired stand and broke up with you

ubunja:
Hacking The Female Mind.


PROLOGUE.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female mindset. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this mindset can be hacked with surprising efficiency:

When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.

BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shît. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.

Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:

Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.

While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?

Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.

Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.

For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".

Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!

Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.

The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.

My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??

INCEPTION.
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.

One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".

We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!

Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.

Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.

If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.

What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.

And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. Women love you to change you. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:

When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.

when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.

READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).

The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.

Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.

WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:

- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.

- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.

- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.

THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:

Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem?? --------> she loves you

Now you know.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

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that last part rouses me the most

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UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: 4 Signs You Are A Vagina Worshipper by ubunja(m): 7:49am On Dec 02, 2017
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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: 4 Signs You Are A Vagina Worshipper by Miggs(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2017
ubunja:

a vagina is a sweet thing to fvck, but a dangerous thing to worship.Fvcking a pvssy brings nice things like orgasms and babies.but worshipping it brings ruin and death.

every man must guard that his love for pvssy doesnt cross over to worship.and by worship i dont mean you skipping church to go fvck. though that may qualify.does it? whatever.

here are 4 signs to measure your love for pvssy and determine if you have made that hole your whole life or nah:

1.you see a girl being beaten on the street who you dont even kow and you promptly crossover to defend her.

never mind the fact that you are unarmed and never trained for kung-fu.nevermind the fact that you dont have any idea what weapons the guy beating the girl may be carrying.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

you dont know their story.you dont know the girl. you are not paid to defend anyone,you are not a policeman or a soldier.you will get your face re-decorated for a stranger who wont even pay for your hospital bills.if the police come the girl WILL NEVER take your side.you are a stranger to her.and tomorrow you will see those two kissing and walking hand-in-hand again and look at you like the one who wanted to seperate them.worst case scenario you will get yourself killed over a quarell that doesnt even concern you.

learn to mind your own business.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL GET MURDERED AS YOU WATCH?

obviously no. call the police and remain safe, far away from the fracass.heros are dead.and two corpses will never be better than one corpse.

2.you always do favours for girls for which all you get is a Thank You.

this is most popular with friendzoned n!ggas. you are forever helping girls carry things,move furnisher,fix things etc and you never get any tangible reward for the very tangible sweat you just broke.stop it.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

slavery is illegal.your time is also money.the food you ate to get that energy didnt fall from the sky like manna.if you work always make sure you get paid.if not thru sex then the girl must atleast make you a very heavy lunch. working for free makes you cheap and desperate.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL BREAK HER BACK WITH HEAVY WORK?

obviously no.but when she calls asking for your muscle-power ask her (playfully) what you will get in return. you will be suprised that she will actually make an offer (no not of sex you idiot)

3.you accept apologies too quickly from women.

a girl makes you wait for her at the bus stop saying she will be with you in a few,then turns up 45mins later.and it was raining.and she had the umbrella.... you are pissed as hell.but the moment she fakes a smile and says Sorry, its all over.your heart is suddenly as sunny as a new born baby's? mayor of vagina worshippers.!!!!!!

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

the easiness by which you forgive is directly proportional to the gravity or seriousness of the grievience or offense.if you forgive someone pouring hot water on you as easily as you forgive someone who steps on your foot then people will know you cant weigh offenses accurately and they will make you their playground.be harder to appease. it makes the one who offended you feel really forgiven when you do finally forgive her.

MUST YOU NEVER FORGIVE EVER?

obviouy no.but make women work for that forgiveness.even for Eve a simple "Im Sorry God i ate the forbiden fruit" wasnt going to cut it. she had to "make it right" by "working out salvation with trembling"as Paul puts it. if a girl offends you ask her one simple question: How are you going to make it right?

4.you think it matters that you make every girl orgasm during sex.

dude there is only one orgasm that really matters. YOUR OWN. if you dont ejaculate babies can never happen and humanity will cease to exist.humans have been on this earth for thousands of years and we have been going forward minus the female orgasm.coz the female orgasm is not essential for procreation.she will get pregnant whether she orgasms or not. so chill.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

female orgasm doesnt bring visible signs you can see like the male orgasm does..hello $perms! so that means women can fake it if i)they see you struggling too much to make them orgasm and feel sorry for your fruitless actions.so a simple " im coming baby" is uttered to end the painful movie she is watching of you sweating for nothing.. ii) if they are bored and want the sex to end as quickly as possible. either case it sucks. for you.

MUST YOU NEVER TRY TO MAKE HER ORGASM?

obviously no.but dont chase her orgasm like its some crown for your head.like some medal you must win. just fvck her the best way you can.if she cums good.if she doesnt cum she was a who*re used to org!es anyways. u feel me. my n!ggar.



the D!ck is only organ worthy of worship in this world.

(c) ubunja. copy & paste allowed. additions & subtractions not allowed.

i feel you my bro

Depends on your budget
Minimal budget should be able to get you the 7plus

Openair:
Happiest Sunday people. Bosses in the house, please, is purchasing a CU iPhone a good idea ? I haven’t used a CU iPhone before… Can someone please enlighten me on the things to know, dos and don’ts ? Thanks.

don't buy it,rather go for factory unlocked which is more expensive than the chip unlocked but its the best at the moment

I had a crush back then in school ikimot,the girl is well made up by the wonderful God but i never have the courage to approach her till we signed out of secondary school, recently saw her she's had a big boobs well shaped hips voluptuous as well still lacking the courage to profess my heart to her

In this life whatever things you are praying for always add to your prayers not to ever afront Mr sisi quadri

See achievement

donbuchi1:
As you can guess by now, “talk less of” or “talkless of” is entirely meaningless to native English speakers. It's a Nigerian English invention that arose out of an incompetent mimicry of the expression “much less,” which is used in negative contexts to mean that something is less likely to happen or be the case.

ok boss

Juanmike:
Na guys you dey date?

God forbid

Squid not octopus

Enter my own gmail address let's see how it goes

SultanOfAbia:
Honestly, I rather make it big in Nigeria

why are you so zealous about Nigeria

You have everything it requires to live over there,trust me bro try it and you shall see the difference,vice versa me

Karleb:
Because she knows you will regret it in the future.

You are like that lady that chose a polytechnic over a university. Give it time, the regret will hit ya.

how did the story goes thus

plenitude:
Search for this monika “ubunja” and read all his thread🤭 thank me later

alright bro

plenitude:
You got learn games….if you don’t, even with your money you becomes a bonafide siMp

just give me some ot bro about the games you made mentioned of

plenitude:
Hehehe what’s keeping you from dating? 🤭

ladies only get serious with a rich guy neither am i even that humorous am a gentle guy, I don't even know what makes me so gentle,by the way am light-hearted am always interested in dating but am a wannabe

Just move on with her bro don't let that impediment your relationship with her some woman are evasive towards keeping their past experiences secret

I have never dated a lady before talkless of a career one

#StopSameSexMentality
They all needs to be persecuted for such shameful and loathsome practices