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Pets › Re: Male And Female Tibetan Mastiffs For Sale Landed From Russia Already In Lagos 2m by Kimiso(m): 5:42pm On May 16, 2022

You mean if i get 2million naira now,..i go con use am buy dog,... nothing wey i no fit see for these nairaland

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by Kimiso(m): 2:53pm On May 16, 2022

Idrismusty97:
You don't know Lagos and where this VI is. He can't even get a decent apartment with 3 months of the salary (600k), maybe one room in the island for 700k that's turns to swimming pool during the raining season or he goes to the mainland and rent for at least 300-400k. Transmuting 3rd mainland bridge with terrible traffic everyday, wakeup 4am and get back home 10pm only to repeat the same thing the next day. Not to talk of food, he dare not buy food in VI, one plate may go for 2-5k. How much remain for the salary? When he could just have peace of mind in Ibadan, 1 month salary is enough for a decent accomodation with less cost of living.

bros,..it takes a wise man to live in lagos trust me you can be collecting 200k as salary in lagos and still be living peacefully,....there are so many areas around Lagos with less expensive house for rent with good electricity,and water supply

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Nairaland General › Why Are Google Pixel Smartphone Very Expensive?get In Here by Kimiso(op): 2:42pm On May 16, 2022

Have always ask myself these question,..why are google Pixel smartphone so very expensive,...what are wonders the phone perform that made it so expensive like that even expensive than iPhones

Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Change My Email by Kimiso(m): 2:20pm On May 16, 2022

Beautygoddesss:
then where

hit me up on Whatsapp if you are ready check my sig

Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Change My Email by Kimiso(m): 8:56am On May 16, 2022

Beautygoddesss:
its nt even my email but my dad's he has forgotten d password.so i want to change it to mine

i can help you but not here,..

Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Change My Email by Kimiso(m): 8:46am On May 16, 2022

Beautygoddesss:
Guys i want to change my email i lost my password.i tried using change email in the edit profile section but its keeps showing 404 page not found.is there any other way to change it.help plz

you can't change your email address,..but i can teach you how to know your password

Crime › Re: Help! Facebook Account Stolen by Kimiso(m): 9:32pm On May 15, 2022

Revolution2022:
No.

Politics › Re: Your God Is Powerless And Useless - Dr Olufunmilayo Reacts To Deborah's Death by Kimiso(m): 9:02pm On May 15, 2022

Islandlady:
You are very foolish, sorry to say...were you there to know what transpired between those animals and her... you will not be a victim or sacrificial lamb for a useless gods

oloriburuku somebody that is your name,...then you will know my god is not useless when you see signs of your uselessness soon when the wrath of my lovely god descend on you

Investment › Re: I Need 3 Million Naira Loan To Repay With #3•6m by Kimiso(m): 8:54pm On May 15, 2022

DARLINGTON869:
Hello nairalanders, hope you are doing great. My name is Darlington. I have a functional sachet water factory. I need a loan of 3 million naira to purchase an open back Nissan Cabster for logistics. I am willing to pay back the #3M with an interest of #600,000 within 0ne year. My factory is open for visitation if you wish to checkout.

My WhatsApp contact is 08038950142

i will be happy to help you,...but am not currently in the position to do that for you

Crime › Re: Help! Facebook Account Stolen by Kimiso(m): 8:52pm On May 15, 2022

blackfase:
I guess this is the only place i can get informed help to retrieve my stolen account as the only option i saw on facebooks' portal is a bit off limits, maybe someone has a better idea for a retrieval. Only option facebook is giving me is 3 trusted friends on my account whereby one is deceased, the other two cant even access their own accounts too.

If anyone knows of any link i can reach their admin or something.

Please help! Front page pls

if you value the account so much DM me on Whatsapp let me help you

Romance › Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Kimiso(m): 8:43pm On May 15, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls keep mute..you ain't a simp..what happened to humanity?
What are you kids turning into these days..can't you offer help without attaching sexual benefit and all?

Is this how you will rape a lady if she stay in your apartment for a night?
You shouldn't have gave her if you was gonna feel bad..don't let wannabe redpillers kill your good spirit..keep being yourself and be real..

jagaban

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Romance › Re: Am I Looking That Bad (picture) by Kimiso(m): 7:24pm On May 15, 2022

BoredBerry:
Well... We can't say... There's no picture...

with or without no picture,..is it right for them to ignore his text

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders. by Kimiso(m): 7:23pm On May 15, 2022

meobizy:
I do not know nor do I care.

Romance › Re: Am I Looking That Bad (picture) by Kimiso(m): 6:55pm On May 15, 2022

Rosulala:
We can chat for two or more days with very good reply from the girl,... but once she ask for my picture and i send her my picture,...then she would stop replying to my text,... at least i may not be good looking but am not horrible

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders. by Kimiso(m): 6:44pm On May 15, 2022

meobizy:
Quit it. Stop sending me emails. Anything you want to inform me on, do it here. I do not read messages outside this platform and never will. I read the comment history of the guilty parties and most times they don’t contribute anything tangible here. That is strong indication the emails contain nothing I’ll find of importance.

my questions is why are they sending you mails

Pets › Re: How Do I Bring My Cat From Singapore To Nigeria by Kimiso(m): 6:40pm On May 15, 2022

Let me ask iya osogbo or iya gbonkan,..maybe they can help you in these situation grin

Education › Re: My Jamb Result Is Out; Pls Advise Me On Choice Of Career. by Kimiso(m): 6:33pm On May 15, 2022

mlpnko:
I just checked my jamb result and i scored 283. Initially, my choice of course was law, but my parents insisted that l chose mass comm but my choice is law. What can l do, l need advices pls.

just study what your ambition goes for,.... don't goes for what will make you regret eternally,...let them understand your reasoning and if they persist well only god can help you then

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Family › Re: Birds Always Defficating On My Car by Kimiso(m): 7:44am On May 15, 2022

marksburg:
Bros I won't hit u on any whatsap

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Health › Re: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by Kimiso(m): 6:14am On May 15, 2022

Fuckaniza:
Hehehe... Kimiso coman hear this yarns oh... E pass local man baajeh baajeh

dont mind the idiot jareeh,...na Spirit of simpleton dey worry him,..if he killed himself now,...that wont stop some beautiful girls from coming to chop his funeral package,...they will still cry ontop,...and be saying haaa (brother kabiru de lobayen)

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Like To Do This? by Kimiso(m): 6:09am On May 15, 2022

Fuckaniza:
I like 'em oh .. judging by a slightly minimal experience, their cöcksucking attributes is way above normal.

Romance › Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Kimiso(m): 10:45pm On May 14, 2022

jackals:
Why do y'all sounds to make me unhappy. I'm not happy with how things turn out with him not getting back to me as I had hoped. And now you guys are compounding my issue.

Thanks anyways

tell him you are very sorry for not replying his text on time,..that they were so many things you were thinking or reasoning about lately,...simple answer he would understand you 100percent better,.he would even see you as a very responsible lady to be with after telling him what I just instructed you to do

Family › Re: Birds Always Defficating On My Car by Kimiso(m): 10:17pm On May 14, 2022

marksburg:
Hi great minds. I find this very weird to always find bird faeces on top my car. In my compound literally only on my car. In the office same even when I park among so many other cars. Funny thing is that the faeces are very annoying as they are watery and get dried on the car after being heated by the sun. Sometimes is can be much that they extend to my wheel screen and I have to be cleaning them first before I drive and I find it embarrassing atimes as am the only one always complaining about it. Has anyone experienced this and what could be the immediate solution?

if you believe these is supernatural as I do reach me on WhatsApp

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Like To Do This? by Kimiso(m): 5:49pm On May 14, 2022

I also hate girls that pose like these,..especially the ugly ones,..I don't know of fuckaniza perspective

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Nairaland General › Re: How My Penis Stuck In Her Pussy by Kimiso(m): 5:45pm On May 14, 2022

Oduskid:
ask google nau

you are very stupid,...then why are you posting trashes without meaning,...fuckaniza abi you no see these stupid gay nii

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Nairaland General › Re: How My Penis Stuck In Her Pussy by Kimiso(m): 5:39pm On May 14, 2022

Oduskid:
I cant Bleep any girl again...

for what reason undecided

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Culture › Myth Or Fiction?that Some Certain Beings Hold Rain Preventing It From Falling by Kimiso(op): 9:35am On May 12, 2022

At least have seen people uproot a whole grass pouring salt at the middle of under the grass to prevent rain from falling,...please indigenous people of nairaland,..how true is these,...and why would people wants to stop rain from falling

Nairaland General › Lady Who Confessed To Sleeping With A Dog In Viral Video Has Died by Kimiso(op): 9:13am On May 12, 2022*

[color=#006600][/color][b][/b]The young lady who openly admitted in a viral video of having sex with a dog in the Lekki area of Lagos, has reportedly died.

The lady, simply identified as Mirabel, died on Monday at a private hospital in Yaba.

A confidential medical statement at the hospital is said to have revealed that Mirabel died of canine brucellosis, a contagious bacterial infection caused by the bacterium, Brucella Canis (B. canis).

An eyewitness said that the lady had been on admission since Sunday, after she collapsed and went into a coma.

The report said the deceased lady had to confess to the doctor when the test result showed that she was suffering from what looks like canine brucellosis, which can only be contracted from a dog.

She said bacterial infection is highly contagious among dogs. Infected dogs usually develop an infection of the reproductive system or a sexually transmitted disease.

“The lady had other underlying infections which were worsened by the presence of B. canis. She told my boss that she had been having sex with dogs for more than three years now.”

The doctor in charge of the hospital said: “This should be a private matter. How did you get to hear that? Of course, we lost a patient today (Monday) at our hospital and that is all I can say for now. You can go back to whoever gave you the information and get details. I am busy now, thank you,” he said.

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Tinder Catfish by Kimiso(m): 6:44am On May 12, 2022

Unprofessional gee boy grin

,...even the funny thing is the gee boy may be here now reading these and learning more better

Romance › Re: How Do You Start A Conversation With A Girl In A Bus? by Kimiso(m): 6:37pm On May 11, 2022

Start a conversation with a girl by kissing her on her lips

Family › Re: Super Mtn Cheapest Data! by Kimiso(m): 8:58am On May 11, 2022

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Valid for 1 month boss.

Chat me up. I'm online.

ok but am not on WhatsApp currently

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