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I heard people who had these Kind of head fall down to the ground easily

Singer portable newly bought car destroyed as he couldn't stop to settle the thugs,..he couldn't hold his tears

There are no more virgins in Nigeria na,..so why did you brought up these post,...madam Vanessa has made me become hopeless,

Here are the tips for your messing problem

1:eat less eggs or don't eat atall
2:eat less beans or stop eating for the rest of your life
3:spare your gaze for big yansh
4:from now on drink only hot water after eating
5:adhere to the rules have given above,..so you won't go and mess where they will mess you up.

Isvo:
Good day everyone, I'm in a dilemma right now, have been thinking if I should learn auto mechanic skill and attend noun for a degree or should I continue in my job of 30000k monthly?

Pls note that I don't find fulfillment in my current job, I need advice pls.

bro,..go and learn a skill

drmuchin:
2021 oooo
Despite I registered in 2011

Omo that's a very long time ohh,..but your profile shows 2013

Uniquetani1:
I have noticed that you are always abusing people's father which is making me to think that your father must an irresponsible man. But don't think it much son, even if your father is irresponsible, make sure you are responsible and don't follow his footsteps.

Nonsense child abuser

no be everybody go resemble your papa mr paedophile , oloriburuku somebody

I created my first account on nairaland in the year 2014,..and learned how to create topic in the year 2019

Lie detector activated

Newton2024:
I hate beard.

i love beard

I love hair in every part of the body it should be grown in a man,..there is no excuse for you to hate hair growing as a man unless you are one of these foolish crossdresser bobrisky type,..and i thank god am not one of them,..am a very responsible guy with a female girlfriend

Uniquetani1:
Boys are becoming rude and uncultured
Spits

@kimiso
I wonder what you want from that underage
Child abuser

am not the one that brought misfortune upon you,..that is what you should have taken cared of first before carrying your yeye blow-job olosho mouth ontop my post,.. because you lack common sense which you inherited from your stupid paedophile father.

Fuckaniza:
Shet! .. that bitch is useless nah.. see the bullshit she's spitting.

my gee,..yo valid jarehh

Jennyclay:
We're in need of a security guard in my house, and we're ready to pay the person 27k - 30k monthly

You better DM me now! And save yourself from Brokeness and joblessness okay!

Nonsense!!

i can't remember last you ate something like these

Another upcoming marvel superhero

Jennyclay:
Brokeness is written all over your destiny. Common 1k you don't have.

May God Help you!

send your aza,..along your smelly pussy and see if i won't help you with more than 1k

Jennyclay:
@kimiso

Just 1k you cannot help someone who's in need? You still went ahead to share your chat here on nairaland just to shame her. Nawa o!
Well, I understand you're also a broke man who don't have common 1k to spare.

DaBaby settled a whole airport yet he didn't make hell of noise.. Is Dababy not your mate?? Answer me!

When I say broke men have numerous wahala, some people would think I'm joking.

Spits!!

you can also help her,..shebi you've already seen her profile there,

Jennyclay:
Keep quiet!!

If she had money, she wouldn't be begging broke kimiso for 1k. “Someone that don't have, how do you expect her to give??“ don't you have sense??

Common sense should be applied!

i guess na that 1k your papa use marry your mama,..fool

Why are these girls behaving like these

But are you cooking vegetable with the snail alongside the shells too

AllahIsGarbage:
One of the earliest Surahs of the koran which was ever revealed is Surah Al Qalam or Chapter 68 of the koran.

It was revealed at a time when muhammad's people believed that he was suffering from insanity.

The very first verse of Surah Al Qalam is as follows:

Qur'an 68:1

"Nun. By the Pen and what they write."

This meaning of this verse was not understood by muslims until muhammad prayed to allah for the spirit of koranic interpretation to be given to his cousin Ibn Abass. This incident of divine anointing for Ibn Abass was mentioned in Sunan Ibn Majah:


Sunan Ibn Majah 166
Al-Hakim, Al-Mustadrak 3840

166. Narrated Ibn Abbas:

"The Messenger of Allah embraced me and said, 'O Allah, teach him wisdom and the interpretation of
the Book (i.e., the Qur'an)

Classed sahih by al-Albani and al-Arna'ut

So as we can see from the forgoing, both allah and muhammad gave Ibn Abbass a special anointing for interpretation of the koran and its verses. So how did Ibn Abbass interpret Surah 68:1 of the koran?

The answer can be found below:

3840. Narrated Ibn Abbas:

"The first thing that Allah created was the Pen. He said to it, 'Write.' It said, 'What shall I write?' He said, 'The divine decree.' And it wrote all that shall be from that day until the onset of the Hour. And His throne was upon the water. The water vapor rose and the heavens split off from it. He then created the whale (Nun) and spread the earth over it. The earth is on the back of the whale, and when the whale stirred, the earth shook. It was steadied by the mountains, for indeed, the mountains prevail over the earth

Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn ‘Abbâs
تفسير

Classed sahih by al-Hakim and confirmed by al-Dhahabi

So according to muhammad and allah's chosen interpreter of the koran, the earth that we live upon is lying on the back of a giant whale!

If you want to prove that Islam is a joke, simply ask a muslim to open the Google Earth app on his phone and show you where this giant whale can be found!

Khaleepha5681 AntiChristian

with just your insultive moniker to my Wonderful god,...you are destroyed eternally in these world and in heaven,.. stupid Jewish devil

kingthreat:
A brainwashed kid cultist who has not seen the 4 walls of an institution just quoted me. Lati, you better go an get yourself an education than selling stolen phones on Lagos Island. The next threat you make here and I will expose you fully.

don't worry bro wale i sight you bro,.. mind you I don't sell stolen phones

Uniquetani1:
We ladies and pride.
Maybe you do call at the wrong time like you said she is married.
Talk to her about using text instead of calling

yeye advisement,..mtchewww

iamyemiakins:
Life no balance normal normal, many average Nigerian youths are also facing your plight so don't subdue yourself to oppression. Small boys doing big things these days, it's either you're motivated or oppressed, go with your pace and actualize your life goals.

Battery wey full go still low and battery wey low go still full, our prayer be say make our charger no spoil.

oga na phone you dey sell

kingthreat:
A brainwashed kid cultist who has not seen the 4 walls of an institution just quoted me. Lati, you better go an get yourself an education than selling stolen phones on Lagos Island. The next threat you make here and I will expose you fully.

og gee,...have i sold stolen phones for you before

Why are they posting everything about themselves,..they go to the toilet
They buy popcorn for 100dollars
They buy new clothes
They buy new multimillionaire house
Everything is just about letting the whole world knows your progress and success

What is there in posting,alot of people are to greedy to be seeing these,..that is why they go extra miles so they can also act the way these celebrities do online,.... I always felt sad and at the same time happy for them,.... without having in mind going extra miles to act like these people do,. because i believe my own time will surely come too,..when i would have all these beautiful things,.. without even posting to let the whole world knows what i placed on the fire that warrant burning of the
whole house.

setobaba:
I just cried my eyes to stupor seeing this, what will happen to Africa should nuclear war start

we will go to our ancestors land

And i feel like crying for you now,..op... let these be the last time you ever posted something like these

QuinModah:
"School na scam" "Bill gates and Mark Zuckerberg have no degrees". You will usually here this phrase from youths and students who see no future, hope or necessity in their University education.
Others have brothers and sisters who graduated from Universities but never used their degree.

Some graduates sell wigs online, do menial Jobs or are into Bi.nance and cry.pt.ocurrency.

All in all, many youths are still fighting their way to get into a University, many of them write Jamb year after year. PostUtme after PostUtme. They attend many private lessons and hire tutors just to enable them get a University admission. And many people get in hardly recover from carry-overs.
Those wasted years and money can be put into sometime useful.

Is University education really compulsory?

Why is there no accepted/popular alternative learning/ skill acquisition opportunity for the non-book smart?

Why is skill acquisition regarded as a second option in Nigeria?

Why does it sound derogatory to learn tailoring, baking, mechatronics, etc.

Lets be honest, not every youth is really interested in tertiary education. Many are under parental pressure to go to the university like every other person does. This narrative has to change. Not everyone is bound to excel on pen and paper. Everyone is wired differently. Imagine if these Yahoo boys could put their street-smart knowledge into good use.

then how did mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,..if he didn't go to school,... highness dey worry you

Have you wore any yet

Daguga:
Hi everyone,

Pls I hold a National Diploma in Accounting and reside within Ibadan. Kindly help with a job even if it is not necessarily an accountancy job. Quote me pls. Thanks.

can you manage two aggressive rottweiler for me